diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories/accessory.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories/accessory.dm
index ce4ff8306b4..feef7d06b1a 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories/accessory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories/accessory.dm
@@ -91,24 +91,42 @@
 					if(MALE)	their = "his"
 					if(FEMALE)	their = "her"
 
-				var/sound = "pulse"
-				var/sound_strength
-
+				var/sound = "heartbeat"
+				var/sound_strength = "cannot hear"
+				var/heartbeat = 0
+				if(M.species && M.species.has_organ["heart"])
+					var/obj/item/organ/heart/heart = M.internal_organs_by_name["heart"]
+					if(heart && !heart.robotic)
+						heartbeat = 1
 				if(M.stat == DEAD || (M.status_flags&FAKEDEATH))
 					sound_strength = "cannot hear"
 					sound = "anything"
 				else
-					sound_strength = "hear a weak"
 					switch(body_part)
 						if("chest")
-							if(M.oxyloss < 50)
-								sound_strength = "hear a healthy"
-							sound = "pulse and respiration"
+							sound_strength = "hear"
+							sound = "no heartbeat"
+							if(heartbeat)
+								var/obj/item/organ/heart/heart = M.internal_organs_by_name["heart"]
+								if(heart.is_bruised() || M.getOxyLoss() > 50)
+									sound = "[pick("odd noises in","weak")] heartbeat"
+								else
+									sound = "healthy heartbeat"
+
+							var/obj/item/organ/heart/L = M.internal_organs_by_name["lungs"]
+							if(!L || M.losebreath)
+								sound += " and no respiration"
+							else if(M.is_lung_ruptured() || M.getOxyLoss() > 50)
+								sound += " and [pick("wheezing","gurgling")] sounds"
+							else
+								sound += " and healthy respiration"
 						if("eyes","mouth")
 							sound_strength = "cannot hear"
 							sound = "anything"
 						else
-							sound_strength = "hear a weak"
+							if(heartbeat)
+								sound_strength = "hear a weak"
+								sound = "pulse"
 
 				user.visible_message("[user] places [src] against [M]'s [body_part] and listens attentively.", "You place [src] against [their] [body_part]. You [sound_strength] [sound].")
 				return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
index 8a77b5cd25e..fb02287db6b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
@@ -301,18 +301,30 @@
 					var/obj/item/organ/external/E = H.get_organ(hit_zone)
 					if(E && !(E.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED))
 						assailant.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[assailant] starts inspecting [affecting]'s [E.name] carefully.</span>")
-						if(do_after(assailant, 10) && affecting && E)
+						if(do_after(assailant, 10) && H && E)
 							if(E.wounds.len)
 								assailant << "<span class='warning'>You find [E.get_wounds_desc()]</span>"
 							else
 								assailant << "<span class='notice'>You find no visible wounds.</span>"
 						assailant << "<span class='notice'>Checking bones now...</span>"
-						if(do_after(assailant, 15) && affecting && E)
+						if(do_after(assailant, 20) && H && E)
 							if(E.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)
-								assailant << "<span class='warning'>The [E.encased ? E.encased : "bone in the [E.name]"] is fractured!</span>"
+								assailant << "<span class='warning'>The [E.encased ? E.encased : "bone in the [E.name]"] moves slightly when you poke it!</span>"
 								H.custom_pain("Your [E.name] hurts where it's poked.")
 							else
 								assailant << "<span class='notice'>The [E.encased ? E.encased : "bones in the [E.name]"] seem to be fine.</span>"
+						assailant << "<span class='notice'>Checking skin now...</span>"
+						if(do_after(assailant, 10) && H && E)
+							var/bad = 0
+							if(H.getToxLoss() >= 40)
+								assailant << "<span class='warning'>[H] has an unhealthy skin discoloration.</span>"
+								bad = 1
+							if(H.getOxyLoss() >= 20)
+								assailant << "<span class='warning'>[H]'s skin is unusaly pale.</span>"
+								bad = 1
+							if(!bad)
+								assailant << "<span class='notice'>[H]'s skin is normal.</span>"
+
 				if(I_GRAB)
 					if(state < GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
 						assailant << "<span class='warning'>You require a better grab to do this.</span>"