/* MRE Stuff */ /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre name = "standard MRE" desc = "A vacuum-sealed bag containing a day's worth of nutrients for an adult in strenuous situations. There is no visible expiration date on the package." icon = 'icons/obj/food.dmi' icon_state = "mre" max_storage_space = ITEMSIZE_COST_SMALL * 6 max_w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL var/opened = FALSE var/meal_desc = "This one is menu 1, meat pizza." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/examine(mob/user) . = ..() . += meal_desc /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/update_icon() if(opened) icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)][opened]" . = ..() /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/attack_self(mob/user) open(user) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/open(mob/user) if(!opened) to_chat(usr, "You tear open the bag, breaking the vacuum seal.") opened = 1 update_icon() . = ..() /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu2 meal_desc = "This one is menu 2, margherita." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu2, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu3 meal_desc = "This one is menu 3, vegetable pizza." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu3, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu4 meal_desc = "This one is menu 4, hamburger." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu4, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu5 meal_desc = "This one is menu 5, taco." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu5, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu6 meal_desc = "This one is menu 6, meatbread." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu6, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu7 meal_desc = "This one is menu 7, salad." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu7, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu8 meal_desc = " This one is menu 8, hot chili." starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu8, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu9 name = "vegan MRE" meal_desc = "This one is menu 9, boiled rice (skrell-safe)." icon_state = "vegmre" starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu9, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert/menu9, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread/vegan, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce/vegan, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu10 name = "protein MRE" meal_desc = "This one is menu 10, protein." icon_state = "meatmre" starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu10, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu10, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy/proteinbar, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/condiment/small/packet/protein, /obj/random/mre/sauce/sugarfree, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu11 name = "emergency MRE" meal_desc = "This one is menu 11, nutriment paste. Only for emergencies." icon_state = "crayonmre" starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidfood, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidfood, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidfood, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidfood, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidprotein, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidprotein, ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu12 name = "crayon MRE" meal_desc = "This one doesn't have a menu listing. How very odd." icon_state = "crayonmre" starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crayons, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert/menu11, /obj/random/mre/sauce/crayon, /obj/random/mre/sauce/crayon, /obj/random/mre/sauce/crayon ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/menu13 name = "medical MRE" meal_desc = "This one is menu 13, vitamin paste & dessert. Only for emergencies." icon_state = "crayonmre" starts_with = list( /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidvitamin, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidvitamin, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidvitamin, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/liquidprotein, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mre/random meal_desc = "The menu label is faded out." starts_with = list( /obj/random/mre/main, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side, /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert, /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/crackers, /obj/random/mre/spread, /obj/random/mre/drink, /obj/random/mre/sauce, /obj/item/weapon/material/kitchen/utensil/spoon/plastic ) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag name = "main course" desc = "A vacuum-sealed bag containing the MRE's main course. Self-heats when opened." icon = 'icons/obj/food.dmi' icon_state = "pouch_medium" storage_slots = 1 w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL max_w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL var/opened = FALSE starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice/meatpizza/filled) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/Initialize() . = ..() /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/update_icon() if(opened) icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)][opened]" . = ..() /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/attack_self(mob/user) open(user) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/open(mob/user) if(!opened) to_chat(usr, "The pouch heats up as you break the vaccum seal.") opened = 1 update_icon() . = ..() /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu2 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice/margherita/filled) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu3 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice/vegetablepizza/filled) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu4 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeyburger) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu5 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/taco) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu6 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice/meatbread/filled) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu7 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tossedsalad) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu8 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/hotchili) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu9 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledrice) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/menu10 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatcube) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side name = "side dish" desc = "A vacuum-sealed bag containing the MRE's side dish. Self-heats when opened." icon_state = "pouch_small" starts_with = list(/obj/random/mre/side) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/side/menu10 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatcube) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert name = "dessert" desc = "A vacuum-sealed bag containing the MRE's dessert." icon_state = "pouch_small" starts_with = list(/obj/random/mre/dessert) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert/menu9 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/plumphelmetbiscuit) /obj/item/weapon/storage/mrebag/dessert/menu11 starts_with = list(/obj/item/weapon/pen/crayon/rainbow) // TGMC MREs - Smaller, less trash /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/tgmc_mre name = "\improper CRS MRE" desc = "Meal Ready-to-Eat, meant to be consumed in the field, prepared by the Commonwealth Ration Service. It says it's government property..." icon = 'icons/obj/food.dmi' icon_state = "tgmc_mre" w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL can_hold = list() storage_slots = 5 max_w_class = 0 foldable = null var/isopened = 0 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/tgmc_mre/Initialize() . = ..() pickflavor() /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/tgmc_mre/Destroy() var/turf/T = get_turf(src) if(T) new /obj/item/trash/tgmc_mre(T) return ..() /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/tgmc_mre/proc/pickflavor() var/entree = pick("boneless pork ribs", "grilled chicken", "pizza square", "spaghetti", "chicken tenders") var/side = pick("meatballs", "cheese spread", "beef turnover", "mashed potatoes") var/snack = pick("biscuit", "pretzels", "peanuts", "cracker") var/desert = pick("spiced apples", "chocolate brownie", "sugar cookie", "choco bar") name = "[initial(name)] ([entree])" new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component(src, entree) new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component(src, side) new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component(src, snack) new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component(src, desert) new /obj/random/mre/drink(src) /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/tgmc_mre/remove_from_storage() . = ..() if(. && !contents.len && !gc_destroyed) qdel(src) /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/tgmc_mre/update_icon() if(!isopened) isopened = 1 icon_state = "tgmc_mre_opened" // The sneaky food-looks-like-a-package items /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component name = "\improper MRE component" package = TRUE bitesize = 1 icon_state = "tgmcmre_entree" var/flavor = "boneless pork ribs" /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component/Initialize(mapload, newflavor) determinetype(newflavor) desc = "A packaged [flavor] from a Meal Ready-to-Eat, there is a lengthy list of [pick("obscure", "arcane", "unintelligible", "revolutionary", "sophisticated", "unspellable")] ingredients and addictives printed on the back." . = ..() /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component/unpackage(mob/user as mob) . = ..() name = "\improper" + flavor desc = "The contents of a standard issue CRS MRE. This one is " + flavor + "." /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tgmc_mre_component/proc/determinetype(newflavor) name = "\improper MRE component" + " (" + newflavor + ")" flavor = newflavor var/static/tastes = list("something scrumptious","nothing","the usual grub","something mediocre","hell","heaven","tentalization","disgust","dog food","cat food","fish food","recycled pizza","junk","trash","rubbish","sawdust","nutraloafs","gourmand food","gourmet food","moistness","squalidness","old grub","actually good food","bleach","soap","sand","synthetic grub","blandness","prison food","Discount Dan's","Discount Dan's Special","Discount Dan's leftovers","yesterday leftovers","microwaved leftovers","leftovers","UPP rations","uncooked grub","overcooked grub","not-so-bad grub","pinapple pizza flavored grub","mystery food","burnt food","frozen food","lukewarm food","rancidness","processed grub","crunchiness","faux meat","something false","low-calorie food","high-carb food","transfat-free food","gluten-free food","delictableness","acid","mintiness","sauciness","saltiness","extreme saltiness","spiced grub","crispness","questionable grub","something untastable","bitterness","savoriness","sourness","sweetness","umami","chewing gum","shoe polish","the jungle","indigestion","oldberries","butter","lard","oil","grass","cough syrup","water","iron","rubber","lead","bronze","wood","paper","plastic","kevlar","cloth","buckshot","gunpowder","black powder","petroleum","gasoline","diesel","biofuel","paint","jelly","slime","sludge","tofu","dietetic food","counterfeit food","grossness","dryness","tartiness","cryogenic juice","the secret ingredient","the ninth element","compressed matter","deep-fried food","double-fried food","a culinary apocalypse","experimental post-modern cuisine","a disaster","muckiness","mustard","mordant","citruses","crayon dust") var/new_taste = pick(tastes) switch(newflavor) if("boneless pork ribs", "grilled chicken", "pizza square", "spaghetti", "chicken tenders") icon_state = "tgmcmre_entree" nutriment_amt = 5 starts_with = list("sodiumchloride" = 1) if("meatballs", "cheese spread", "beef turnover", "mashed potatoes") icon_state = "tgmcmre_side" nutriment_amt = 3 starts_with = list("sodiumchloride" = 1) if("biscuit", "pretzels", "peanuts", "cracker") icon_state = "tgmcmre_snack" nutriment_amt = 2 starts_with = list("sodiumchloride" = 1) if("spiced apples", "chocolate brownie", "sugar cookie", "choco bar") icon_state = "tgmcmre_dessert" nutriment_amt = 2 starts_with = list("sugar" = 1) package_open_state = "tgmcmre_[flavor]" nutriment_desc = list("[new_taste]" = nutriment_amt)