VOREStation/code/game/objects/effects/decals/posters/bs12.dm

// baystation12 posters
// Base type needs to be defined or template types make random selection wonky
/datum/decl/poster
	var/icon_state="bsposter1"
	var/name = "PSA: Unlucky Space Explorer"
	var/desc = "This grim PSA depicts a skeletal form within a space suit. Thousands die every year as a result of failing to follow EVA safety guidelines."
	var/listing_name = "PSA - EVA Accidents"
	var/icon_override = null // If set to an icon path, replaces the icon upon wall placement. Used for modular posters downstream that should not edit upstream dmis

/datum/decl/poster/bay_2
	icon_state="bsposter2"
	name = "PSA: Disobedient Drones"
	desc = "This PSA depicts the cold, unmoving stare of a particularly advanced AI. Contact information for the Emergent Intelligence Oversight is included."
	listing_name = "PSA - Emergent Drones"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_3
	icon_state="bsposter3"
	name = "PSA: Corporate Espionage"
	desc = "This PSA warns of the dangers of trusting your co-workers with sensitive department information. They may be spying for a rival corporation, or worse!"
	listing_name = "PSA - Corporate Espionage"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_4
	icon_state="bsposter4"
	name = "Keep Calm"
	desc = "An incredibly vague message, presented in a classic form. Someone has scribbled an O over the A on the poster."
	listing_name = "PSA - Keep Calm"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_5
	icon_state="bsposter5"
	name = "PSA: Saboteurs!"
	desc = "A company PSA reminding employees to keep an eye out for suspicious activity, and report it immediately."
	listing_name = "PSA - Saboteur"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_6
	icon_state="bsposter6"
	name = "Eradicator XV"
	desc = "An ad for the fifteenth installment in the Eradicator movie franchise, about a violent robotic uprising hellbent on wiping out humanity."
	listing_name = "Ad - Eradicator XV"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_7
	icon_state="bsposter7"
	name = "Wasteland: Battle for Earth"
	desc = "This action movie ad shows a couple of ragged post-apocalyptic gunmen, one male and one female, on top of a mound of rubble."
	listing_name = "Ad - Battle for Earth"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_8
	icon_state="bsposter8"
	name = "Pinup Girl Cindy"
	desc = "This is a vintage 2250's pin-up of NanoTrasen's PR girl, Cindy, in a particularly feminine pose."
	listing_name = "Pin-up - Cindi"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_9
	icon_state="bsposter9"
	name = "Pinup Girl Amy"
	desc = "This pin-up is of Amy, one of NanoTrasen's most popular PR models."
	listing_name = "Pin-up - Amy"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_10
	icon_state="bsposter10"
	name = "Don't Panic"
	desc = "This ad for Vey-Medical anxiety pills depicts some sort of star in a grimace. The \"Don't Panic\" is written in big, friendly letters."
	listing_name = "Ad - Don't panic."

/datum/decl/poster/bay_11
	icon_state="bsposter11"
	name = "Underwater Living"
	desc = "This immigration poster encourages you to move to Earth;s premiere underwater city, Atlantis. One bedroom apartments start at half your salary."
	listing_name = "Ad - Atlantis"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_12
	icon_state="bsposter12"
	name = "Beware Rogue AI"
	desc = "This ad for the Emergent Intelligence Oversight Recruitment Division depicts a menacing AI and asks if you're a bad enough dude to take it on."
	listing_name = "Recruitment - EIO"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_13
	icon_state="bsposter13"
	name = "Become A User of the Arcane Arts"
	desc = "This ad for popular Virtual Reality online game 'Wiz Online' depicts a wizard, casting a spell. You can't really make out if it's an actual photograph or a computer-generated image. Incredible graphics!"
	listing_name = "Ad - Wiz Online"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_14
	icon_state="bsposter14"
	name = "Levitating Skull"
	desc = "This tacky ad is a portrait of the flying enchanted skull, Bones. Its adventures along with its fabled companion are showing now on a broadcast service near you!"
	listing_name = "Ad - Bones Adventures"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_15
	icon_state="bsposter15"
	name = "Augmented Legend"
	desc = "This ad for Ward-Takahashi cybernetic implants shows obviously augmented individual, gazing towards the sky. Is your body augmented?"
	listing_name = "Ad - Ward-Takahashi Augments"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_16
	icon_state="bsposter16"
	name = "Snow Crash"
	desc = "This particular one depicts nothing remarkable other than a rather mesmerising pattern of monitor static. You think it's an ad for something, but you're not sure what."
	listing_name = "Ad - Snow Crash"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_17
	icon_state="bsposter17"
	name = "Pinup Girl Val"
	desc = "Luscious Val McNeil, the vertically challenged Legal Extraordinaire, winner of Miss Space two years running and favoured pinup girl of Lawyers Weekly."
	listing_name = "Pin-up - Val"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_18
	icon_state="bsposter18"
	name = "Derpman, Enforcer of the State"
	desc = "An ad for Centauri Provisions donuts. Officer Derpman is here to protect and serve... your donuts! A generously proportioned man, he teaches you the value of hiding your snacks."
	listing_name = "Ad - Officer Derpman Donuts"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_19
	icon_state="bsposter19"
	name = "Respect an Unathi"
	desc = "This poster depicts a sharply dressed Unathi receiving a prestigious award. It appears to espouse greater co-operation and harmony between humanity and the Unathi."
	listing_name = "PSA - Unathi"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_20
	icon_state="bsposter20"
	name = "Skrell Tourism"
	desc = "This tourism poster depicts a mysteriously inscrutable, alien scene. Numerous Skrell can be seen conversing amidst great, crystalline towers rising above crashing waves."
	listing_name = "Ad - Skrellian Tourism"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_21
	icon_state="bsposter21"
	name = "Join the Fuzz!"
	desc = "It's a nice recruitment poster of a white haired Chinese woman that says; \"Big Guns, Hot Women, Good Times. Security. We get it done.\""
	listing_name = "Recruitment - NanoTrasen Security - Pinup"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_22
	icon_state="bsposter22"
	name = "Looking for a career with excitement?"
	desc = "A recruitment poster starring a dark haired woman with glasses and a purple shirt that has \"Got Brains? Got Talent? Not afraid of electric flying monsters that want to suck the soul out of you? Then Xenobiology could use someone like you!\" written on the bottom."
	listing_name = "Recruitment - Xenobiology"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_23
	icon_state="bsposter23"
	name = "Safety first: because electricity doesn't wait!"
	desc = "A safety poster starring a clueless looking redhead with frazzled hair. \"Every year, hundreds of NT employees expose themselves to electric shock. Play it safe. Avoid suspicious doors after electrical storms, and always wear protection when doing electric maintenance.\""
	listing_name = "Safety - Electric Shock"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_24
	icon_state="bsposter24"
	name = "Responsible medbay habits, No #259"
	desc = "A poster with a nervous looking geneticist on it states; \"Friends Tell Friends They're Clones. It can cause severe and irreparable emotional trauma if a person is not properly informed of their recent demise. Always follow your contractual obligation and inform them of their recent rejuvenation.\""
	listing_name = "Medical - Clone Disclosure"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_25
	icon_state="bsposter25"
	name = "Irresponsible medbay habits, No #2"
	desc = "This is a safety poster starring a perverted looking naked doctor. \"Sexual harassment is never okay. REPORT any acts of sexual deviance or harassment that disrupt a healthy working environment.\""
	listing_name = "Medical - Sexual Harassment"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_26
	icon_state="bsposter26"
	name = "The Men We Knew"
	desc = "This movie poster depicts a group of soldiers fighting a large mech, it seems to be some kind of movie set during the Hegemony War."
	listing_name = "Ad - Men We Knew"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_27
	icon_state="bsposter27"
	name = "Plastic Sheep Can't Scream"
	desc = "This is a movie poster for an upcoming horror movie, featuring a frightening looking robotic creature."
	listing_name = "Ad - Plastic Sheep Can't Scream"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_28
	icon_state="bsposter28"
	name = "The Stars Know Love"
	desc = "This is a movie poster. A bleeding woman is shown drawing a heart in her blood on the window of space ship, it seems to be a romantic drama."
	listing_name = "Ad - The Stars Know Love"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_29
	icon_state="bsposter29"
	name = "Winter Is Coming"
	desc = "On the poster is a frighteningly large wolf, he warns: \"Only YOU can keep yourself from freezing this winter!\". Below is the logo of NanoThreads clothing."
	listing_name = "Ad - Cold-weather Gear"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_30
	icon_state="bsposter30"
	name = "Ambrosia Vulgaris"
	desc = "It's an ad for getting absolutely shitfaced on psychadelics. Just looking at this poster makes you feel a little bit dizzy. Use responsibly."
	listing_name = "Ad - Ambrosia Vulgaris"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_31
	icon_state="bsposter31"
	name = "Donut Panic"
	desc = "This is an advertisement for Donut Panic, the bi-monthly periodical for donut lovers galaxy-wide."
	listing_name = "Ad - Donuts Panic"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_32
	icon_state="bsposter32"
	name = "Eat!"
	desc = "A NanoPastures poster depicting a synthmeat hamburger. The poster COMMANDS you to consume the hamburger."
	listing_name = "Ad - Hamburger"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_33
	icon_state="bsposter33"
	name = "Tools, tools, tools!"
	desc = "Xion Manufacturing reminds you: Never trust an off-brand tool. "
	listing_name = "Ad - Xion Tools"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_34
	icon_state="bsposter34"
	name = "Power Up!"
	desc = "NanoTrasen are leaders in Phoron-based supermatter power! High reward, higher risk!"
	listing_name = "Ad - Phoron Power"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_35
	icon_state="bsposter35"
	name = "Kendrick"
	desc = "This is a poster depicting the pet and mascot of the science department, and national corporate ambassador for slime-based science solutions.."
	listing_name = "Ad - Slime Science"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_36
	icon_state="bsposter36"
	name = "Fancy Borg"
	desc = "A poster depicting a cyborg dressed to the nines. An ad for cybernetics enthusiast magazine, Borg Fancy."
	listing_name = "Ad - Borg Fancy A"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_37
	icon_state="bsposter37"
	name = "Fancier Borg"
	desc = "A poster depicting a cyborg dressed to the nines. An ad for cybernetics enthusiast magazine, Borg Fancy. This is even fancier than the other poster."
	listing_name = "Ad - Borg Fancy B"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_38
	icon_state="bsposter38"
	name = "Toaster Love"
	desc = "This is a poster of a toaster containing two slices of bread. The word LOVE is written in big pink letters underneath. An ad for a cybernetics 'enthusiast' magazine. "
	listing_name = "Ad - Toaster Love"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_39
	icon_state="bsposter39"
	name = "Responsible medbay habits, No #91"
	desc = "A safety poster with a chemist holding a vial. \"Always wear safety gear while handling dangerous chemicals, even if it concerns only small amounts.\""
	listing_name = "Safety - Chemicals"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_40
	icon_state="bsposter40"
	name = "Agreeable work environment"
	desc = "This poster depicts a young woman in a stylish dress. \"Try to aim for a pleasant atmosphere in the workspace. A friendly word can do more than forms in triplicate.\""
	listing_name = "PSA - Agreeable Work Environment"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_41
	icon_state="bsposter41"
	name = "Professional work environment"
	desc = "A safety poster featuring a green haired woman in a shimmering blue dress. \"As an Internal Affairs Agent, your job is to create a fair and agreeable work environment for the crewmembers, as discreetly and professionally as possible.\""
	listing_name = "Recruitment - Internal Affairs"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_42
	icon_state="bsposter42"
	name = "Engineering pinup"
	desc = "This is pin-up poster. A half-naked girl with white hair, toned muscles and stunning blue eyes looks back at you from the poster. Her welding helmet, tattoos and grey jumpsuit hanging around her waist gives a bit of a rugged feel."
	listing_name = "Pin-up - Engineer"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_43
	icon_state="bsposter43"
	name = "Responsible medbay habits, No #3"
	desc = "A safety poster with a purple-haired surgeon. She looks a bit cross. \"Let the surgeons do their work. NEVER replace or remove a surgery tool from where the surgeon put it.\""
	listing_name = "Safety - Surgical Tools"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_44
	icon_state="bsposter44"
	name = "Time for a drink?"
	desc = "This poster for a brand for \"Tajaran-style\" rum produced by Gilthari Exports depicts a friendly-looking Tajaran holding a tray of drinks."
	listing_name = "Ad - Rarkajar Rum"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_45
	icon_state="bsposter45"
	name = "Responsible engineering habits, No #1"
	desc = "A safety poster featuring a blue haired engineer. \"When repairing a machine or construction, always aim for long-term solutions.\""
	listing_name = "Safety - No Shortcut Fixes"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_46
	icon_state="bsposter46"
	name = "Inspirational lawyer"
	desc = "An inspirational poster depicting a Skrellian lawyer. He seems to be shouting something, while pointing fiercely to the right. It's an ad for a NanoTrasen subsidiary law firm."
	listing_name = "Ad - NanoTrasen Law"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_47
	icon_state="bsposter47"
	name = "Security pinup"
	desc = "This is a pin-up poster. A dark skinned white haired girl poses in the sunlight wearing a tank top with her stomach exposed. The text on the poster states \"M, Succubus of Security.\" and a lipstick mark stains the top right corner, as if kissed by the model herself."
	listing_name = "Pin-up - Security"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_48
	icon_state="bsposter48"
	name = "Remote Drones 4 U"
	desc = "This is an ad for a fairly basic model of drone produced by Grayson Manufactories Ltd. for use in hazardous environments."
	listing_name = "Ad - Grayson Drones"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_49
	icon_state="bsposter49"
	name = "Engineering recruitment"
	desc = "This is a poster showing an engineer relaxing by a computer, the text states \"Living the life! Join Engineering today!\""
	listing_name = "Recruitment - Engineering"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_50
	icon_state="bsposter50"
	name = "Pinup Girl Cindy Kate"
	desc = "This particular one is of Cindy Kate, a seductive virtual performer well known among less savoury exonet circles."
	listing_name = "Pin-up - Cindi-Kate"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_51
	icon_state="bsposter51"
	name = "space tourism poster"
	desc = "This is a poster produced by the Visit Space Society. This one is targeted at planet-dwellers, suggesting they generally visit space."
	listing_name = "Tourism - Space"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_52
	icon_state="bsposter52"
	name = "fire safety poster"
	desc = "This is a poster reminding you of what you should do if you are on fire, or if you are at a dance party."
	listing_name = "Safety - Stop Drop and Roll"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_53
	icon_state="bsposter53"
	name = "fire extinguisher poster"
	desc = "This is a poster reminding you of what you should use to put out a fire."
	listing_name = "Safety - Fire Extinguishers"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_54
	icon_state="bsposter54"
	name = "firefighter poster"
	desc = "This is a poster of a particularly stern looking firefighter. The caption reads, \"Only you can prevent space fires.\""
	listing_name = "Safety - Prevent Fires"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_55
	icon_state="bsposter55"
	name = "Binma tourism poster"
	desc = "This is a poster produced by the Visit Space Society. This one suggests you visit the exotic garden world of Binma, and try not to get eaten."
	listing_name = "Tourism - Binma"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_56
	icon_state="bsposter56"
	name = "Mars appreciation poster"
	desc = "This is a poster produced by the Visit Space Society. This one suggests you visit historic Mars. Come for the domes, stay for the monuments to hubris!"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_57
	icon_state="bsposter57"
	name = "space carp warning poster"
	desc = "This poster tells of the dangers of space carp infestations."
	listing_name = "Safety - Carp"

/datum/decl/poster/bay_58
	icon_state="bsposter58"
	name = "space carp information poster"
	desc = "This poster showcases an old spacer saying on the dangers of migrant space carp."
	listing_name = "Safety - Carp Information"