diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Big.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Big.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..91a611f022
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Big.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon horrificus" //this clown is stronk
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	maxHealth = 200
+	health = 200
+	see_in_dark = 8
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 15
+	melee_damage_upper = 35
+	attack_armor_pen = 5
+	attack_sharp = FALSE
+	attack_edge = FALSE
+	melee_attack_delay = 1 SECOND
+	attacktext = list("mauled")
+
+	ai_holder_type = /datum/ai_holder/simple_mob/melee/clowns
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big
+	min_oxy = 0
+	max_oxy = 500
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 500
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 500
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 500
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	maxbodytemp = 700
+
+/datum/ai_holder/simple_mob/melee/clowns
+	can_breakthrough = TRUE
+	violent_breakthrough = FALSE
+	hostile = TRUE // The majority of simplemobs are hostile, gaslamps are nice.
+	cooperative = FALSE
+	retaliate = TRUE //so the monster can attack back
+	returns_home = FALSE
+	can_flee = FALSE
+	speak_chance = 3
+	wander = TRUE
+	base_wander_delay = 9
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Clowns.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Clowns.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..bee3df8b3f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Clowns.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon" //this is a clown
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	maxHealth = 100
+	health = 100
+	see_in_dark = 8
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 30
+
+	ai_holder_type = /datum/ai_holder/simple_mob/melee/clowns
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	min_oxy = 0
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 0
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 0
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	maxbodytemp = 700
+
+
+/datum/ai_holder/simple_mob/melee/clowns
+	can_breakthrough = FALSE
+	violent_breakthrough = FALSE
+	hostile = FALSE // The majority of simplemobs are hostile, gaslamps are nice.
+	cooperative = FALSE
+	retaliate = TRUE //so the monster can attack back
+	returns_home = FALSE
+	can_flee = FALSE
+	speak_chance = 3
+	wander = TRUE
+	base_wander_delay = 9
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Normal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Normal.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2f4c0290bb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/Normal.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/normal
+	name = "Clown"
+	desc = "A regular, every tuesday Clown."
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon" //this is a clown
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mobs_monsters/newclowns.dmi'
+	icon_state = "c_normal"
+	icon_living = "c_normal"
+	icon_dead = "clown_dead"
+	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	say_list_type = /datum/say_list/clown
+
+/datum/say_list/clown
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Henk!")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
+
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/honkmunculus
+	name = "A Clown?"
+	desc = "That clown has some interesting proportions."
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon horrificus" //this is a redspace clown
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mobs_monsters/TGClowns.dmi'
+	icon_state = "honkmunculus"
+	icon_living = "honkmunculus"
+	icon_dead = "honkmunculus_dead"
+	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	say_list_type = /datum/say_list/clown
+
+/datum/say_list/clown
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Henk!")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/cluwne
+	name = "A Clown?"
+	desc = "Oh no not that thing."
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon horrificus" //this is a redspace clown
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mobs_monsters/newclowns.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	icon_living = "cluwne"
+	icon_dead = "cluwne_dead"
+	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	say_list_type = /datum/say_list/clown
+
+/datum/say_list/clown
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Henk!")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
+
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/bus.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/bus.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cdd14ceaf0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/bus.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon xenos" //this is a redspace clown
+	faction = "clown"
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/New()
+	..()
+	verbs += /mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/proc/phase_shift
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/busclowns.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/busclowns.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a719a2152e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/busclowns.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,76 @@
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/anormal
+	name = "Clown"
+	desc = "A regular, every tuesday Clown."
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon" //this is a clown
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mobs_monsters/newclowns.dmi'
+	icon_state = "c_normal"
+	icon_living = "c_normal"
+	icon_dead = "clown_dead"
+	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	say_list_type = /datum/say_list/clown
+
+/datum/say_list/clown
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Henk!")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
+
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/honkmunculus
+	name = "A Clown?"
+	desc = "That clown has some interesting proportions."
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon horrificus" //this is a redspace clown
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mobs_monsters/TGClowns.dmi'
+	icon_state = "honkmunculus"
+	icon_living = "honkmunculus"
+	icon_dead = "honkmunculus_dead"
+	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	say_list_type = /datum/say_list/clown
+
+/datum/say_list/clown
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Henk!")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/cluwne
+	name = "A Clown?"
+	desc = "Oh no not that thing."
+	tt_desc = "E Homo sapiens corydon horrificus" //this is a redspace clown
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mobs_monsters/newclowns.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	icon_living = "cluwne"
+	icon_dead = "cluwne_dead"
+	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+
+	faction = "clown"
+
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn = 100)
+
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	say_list_type = /datum/say_list/clown
+
+/datum/say_list/clown
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Henk!")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/c_shift.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/c_shift.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5c37f269d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/vore/mobs_monsters/clowns/c_shift.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,95 @@
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift
+	var/ability_flags = 0 //Flags for active abilities
+
+// Phase shifting procs (and related procs)
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/proc/phase_shift()
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+	if(!T.CanPass(src,T) || loc != T)
+		to_chat(src,"<span class='warning'>You can't use that here!</span>")
+		return FALSE
+
+	forceMove(T)
+	var/original_canmove = canmove
+	SetStunned(0)
+	SetWeakened(0)
+	if(buckled)
+		buckled.unbuckle_mob()
+	if(pulledby)
+		pulledby.stop_pulling()
+	stop_pulling()
+	canmove = FALSE
+
+	//Shifting in
+	if(ability_flags & AB_PHASE_SHIFTED)
+		ability_flags &= ~AB_PHASE_SHIFTED
+		mouse_opacity = 2
+		name = real_name
+
+
+		overlays.Cut()
+		alpha = initial(alpha)
+		invisibility = initial(invisibility)
+		see_invisible = initial(see_invisible)
+		incorporeal_move = initial(incorporeal_move)
+		density = initial(density)
+		force_max_speed = initial(force_max_speed)
+
+		//Cosmetics mostly
+		flick("tp_in",src)
+		custom_emote(1,"phases in!")
+		sleep(5) //The duration of the TP animation
+		canmove = original_canmove
+
+		// Do this after the potential vore, so we get the belly
+		update_icon()
+
+		//Affect nearby lights
+
+
+		for(var/obj/machinery/light/L in machines)
+			if(L.z != z || get_dist(src,L) > 10)
+				continue
+
+			L.flicker(10)
+
+	//Shifting out
+	else
+		ability_flags |= AB_PHASE_SHIFTED
+		mouse_opacity = 0
+		custom_emote(1,"phases out!")
+		real_name = name
+		name = "Something"
+
+		overlays.Cut()
+		flick("tp_out",src)
+		sleep(5)
+		invisibility = INVISIBILITY_LEVEL_TWO
+		see_invisible = INVISIBILITY_LEVEL_TWO
+		update_icon()
+		alpha = 127
+
+		canmove = original_canmove
+		incorporeal_move = TRUE
+		density = FALSE
+		force_max_speed = TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/UnarmedAttack()
+	if(ability_flags & AB_PHASE_SHIFTED)
+		return FALSE //Nope.
+
+	. = ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/can_fall()
+	if(ability_flags & AB_PHASE_SHIFTED)
+		return FALSE //Nope!
+
+	return ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_mob/mobs_monsters/clowns/big/c_shift/zMove(direction)
+	if(ability_flags & AB_PHASE_SHIFTED)
+		var/turf/destination = (direction == UP) ? GetAbove(src) : GetBelow(src)
+		if(destination)
+			forceMove(destination)
+		return TRUE
+
+	return ..()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/TGClowns.dmi b/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/TGClowns.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5805861b61
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diff --git a/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/giantclowns.dmi b/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/giantclowns.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..38e76a0ab7
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diff --git a/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/hands.dmi b/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/hands.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..bc61264158
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diff --git a/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/newclowns.dmi b/icons/mob/mobs_monsters/newclowns.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cb41a76596
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diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index d8f2911a7d..e5e5f203b5 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -2776,6 +2776,12 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\demon\demon_abilities.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\demon\demon_subtypes.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\demon\~defines.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\mobs_monsters\Clowns\Big.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\mobs_monsters\Clowns\bus.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\mobs_monsters\Clowns\busclowns.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\mobs_monsters\Clowns\c_shift.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\mobs_monsters\Clowns\Clowns.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\mobs_monsters\Clowns\Normal.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\morph\morph.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\shadekin\_defines.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_mob\subtypes\vore\shadekin\ability_objects.dm"