changes some CAS cards to be yogs friendly (#19395)

Makes CAS cards yogs friendly.

strings/cas_white.txt

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 Those motherfucking carp.
-Having sex in the maintenance tunnels.
+Having dates in the maintenance tunnels.
 Space 'Nam.
 Space lesbians.
 Space NEETs.
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ Very ragin' bullshit mages.
 Tunnel clowns.
 Corgi puppies!
 A loose cannon detective.
-Mime porn.
+Mime pin-ups.
 That fukken disk.
 G-g-g-ghosts!
 A PDA shaped like a set of breasts.
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ Purrbation.
 Baymed.
 Being in a cult.
 Racially biased lawsets.
-Abusing Law 2 to get laid.
+Abusing Law 2 to start a race war.
 Harm, a small rural town in Germany.
 Xeno fetishists.
 Running naked through a plasma fire.
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ The death squad.
 Kitty ears.
 An immovable rod.
 Her smuggler's satchel.
-Ian and Lisa fucking like rabbits.
+Ian and Lisa making a shitton of puppies.
 A Chief Engineer who can't set up the engine.
 Being sucked out into space.
 A whole bunch of spiders in a SWAT suit.
@@ -75,7 +75,6 @@ Bluespace artillery.
 Poly reading porn over the radio again.
 Mining the shaft.
 Grab intent.
-A blob zombie with an erection.
 Backdoor Xeno Babes.
 Five hundred ice spiders.
 Cablecuffs.
@@ -87,7 +86,7 @@ Paperwork HoPs.
 Rampant vending machines.
 The prisoner transfer center.
 Nations.
-Using a supermatter shard as a dildo.
+Using a supermatter shard as a grill.
 Liquid gibs.
 Birdboat Station.
 Not rolling antag.
@@ -101,7 +100,7 @@ Saxing.
 Carbon dioxide.
 Actually playing Cards Against Spess.
 Warm donk pockets.
-Fucking your own cloned body.
+Kissing your own cloned body.
 MULEbot manslaughter.
 Hiding in a locker like a little bitch.
 Tabling.
@@ -141,7 +140,7 @@ Ash drakes.
 A fascist captain.
 FREE DRONE.
 Memes.
-Warm, velvety lizard sex.
+Marrying a vuulek in the chapel.
 Valid salad.
 Heavy roleplay.
 Never setting your goddamn suit sensors.
@@ -151,27 +150,27 @@ Immulsions.
 100 potency bluespace bananas.
 The crotchety IBM piece of shit you're supposed to call an AI.
 An irritatingly chipper borg.
-The lizard fuckpile.
+A vuulek clique that refuses to speak to non-vuulen.
 Fat sprites.
-The throbbing erection that the HoS gets at the thought of shooting something.
+The euphoria the HoS feels when he harmbatons an innocent civilian.
 Trying to stab someone and hugging them instead.
 Buttbots.
 Murderboners.
-The spread-eagled Honkmother.
+An EXTREMELY thick Honkmother.
 A disposal loop full of corpses.
 Assistant-on-assistant violence.
 The mystery of atmos.
 PDA sexting.
 A cult rune drawn with menstrual blood.
 Magic missile spam.
-Double dongs.
+Warden overflow.
 A ghost-powered Ouija board.
 A MILF AI.
 Shapely lizard tails.
 An unknown assistant with a gas mask, yellow gloves and toolbelt.
 Exile implanting all the lizards.
 Fluke ops.
-Two doctors 69ing in the surgery room.
+Forcibly felinidizing the captain.
 A double-bladed energy sword, noslips, thermals, ablative armor, adrenal implants and a healing virus.
 Space Ebola.
 Grammatically incorrect lizard names.
@@ -181,11 +180,11 @@ Trading your TC for memes.
 Uranium tiles.
 An extremely obese European man being chestbursted.
 Horrific cloning accidents.
-A big, black shadowling dick.
+Finding the clown in maints, surrounded by blood.
 Emagging.
 Dead lizard storage.
 Dermal armor.
-Fisting somebody until they gib.
+IV dripping nutriment and mint.
 Alternate uses for defibrillator paddles.
 Breaking spacetime with thousands of bluespace tomatoes.
 Licking the supermatter on a dare.
@@ -206,14 +205,14 @@ Unnecessary surgery.
 Farting in the air distro loop.
 Krokodil addiction.
 A H.O.N.K. mech.
-A dominatrix HoS.
+Disabling a space carp.
-Sexcurity.
+Capcurity.
 The Experimentor.
 That goddamn fucking mime.
 Actually taking a hostage instead of just murdering them.
 Spacing the clown at shift start.
 A rage suicide.
-The Warden furiously masturbating to the prison monitor.
+The Warden funneling fines into their own personal account.
 Welderbombing.
 Validhunting.
 Nar'Sie making love to Lord Singulo.
@@ -238,9 +237,9 @@ Lizard rights.
 A universal recorder endlessly reciting porn.
 The suicide HoPline.
 Cultism.
-A corgi orgy.
+Unlabeled dog meat in a hamburger bun.
 Medbay stutterwhores.
-The scrubbers uncontrollably spewing cum.
+The scrubbers uncontrollably spewing meth.
 The lawyer's job.
 Emoting slowly drawing a gun, then slowly cocking the trigger, then slowly preparing to shoot...
 NAR'SIE HAS RISEN.
@@ -251,8 +250,8 @@ Driving the clown car full speed into the engine.
 IC in OOC.
 The best cookie.
 The wizard with his staff inserted into his anus.
-The chef masturbating with a bowl of lukewarm spaghetti.
+Roup.
-Writing out Woody's Got Wood in crayon.
+Eating every single maint pill.
 Dismemberment.
 Begging the gods for free stuff.
 Whining to the gods after getting robusted.
@@ -269,7 +268,7 @@ Grammar fascist gods.
 Cortical borers.
 A masochist in an ash storm.
 Draconic.
-Riding borgs, cowgirl style.
+Installing a hand holding module in a borg.
 The Voice of God.
 Overpowered stuns.
 Unironically enjoying library smut.
@@ -277,7 +276,7 @@ Spiritual journeys with BZ.
 Deep-fried body parts.
 Suit sensor unit gas chambers.
 Moonlighting.
-Sex inside a mech.
+DNA locking a mech then giving it to security.
 The philosophical complications of Asimov.
 A changeling monkeying itself mid-coitus.
 Swarmers.