Adds Cluwnes Fixes Dolphins and ... Something Else

code/__DEFINES/~yogs_defines/flags.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+// Movement types
+#define IMMOBILE 0 // We still use this for floor cluwnes 

code/datums/datumvars.dm

@@ -1304,6 +1304,16 @@
 				var/msg = "[key_name(usr)] has removed [key_name(H)] from purrbation." // yogs - Yog Tickets
 				message_admins(msg)
 				admin_ticket_log(H, msg)
+				
+		else if(href_list["cluwneing"]) // yogs start -- adds cluwneify verb in VV
+			if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = locate(href_list["cluwneing"])
+			if(!H)
+				to_chat(usr, "Mob doesn't exist anymore")
+				return
+			H.cluwneify()
+			message_admins("<span class='notice'>[key_name(usr)] has made [key_name(H)] into a Cluwne.</span>")
+			return // yogs end
 
 		else if(href_list["adjustDamage"] && href_list["mobToDamage"])
 			if(!check_rights(NONE))

code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm

@@ -101,6 +101,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(admin_verbs_fun, list(
 	/client/proc/polymorph_all,
 	/client/proc/show_tip,
 	/client/proc/smite,
+	/client/proc/spawn_floor_cluwne, // Yogs
 	/client/proc/rejuv_all, // yogs - Revive All
 	/client/proc/admin_away
 	))

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm

@@ -849,6 +849,7 @@
 	.["Make alien"] = "?_src_=vars;[HrefToken()];makealien=[REF(src)]"
 	.["Make slime"] = "?_src_=vars;[HrefToken()];makeslime=[REF(src)]"
 	.["Toggle Purrbation"] = "?_src_=vars;[HrefToken()];purrbation=[REF(src)]"
+	.["Make Cluwne"] = "?_src_=vars;[HrefToken()];cluwneing=[REF(src)]" // yogs -- make cluwne
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/MouseDrop_T(mob/living/target, mob/living/user)
 	//If they dragged themselves and we're currently aggressively grabbing them try to piggyback

code/modules/vending/autodrobe.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	vend_reply = "Thank you for using AutoDrobe!"
 	products = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/chickensuit = 1,
 		            /obj/item/clothing/head/chicken = 1,
+					/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne/happy_cluwne = 1, // yogs
 		            /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/blueclown = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/greenclown = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/yellowclown = 1,
@@ -126,7 +127,7 @@
 		           /obj/item/clothing/shoes/roman = 1,
 		           /obj/item/shield/riot/roman/fake = 1,
 		           /obj/item/skub = 1,)
-				
+
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/autodrobe
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/autodrobe/all_access

yogstation.dme

@@ -101,6 +101,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\access.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\admin.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\components.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\flags.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\jobs.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\keybindings.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\~yogs_defines\preferences.dm"
@@ -2659,16 +2660,19 @@
 #include "yogstation\code\__HELPERS\_lists.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\__HELPERS\mobs.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\__HELPERS\unsorted.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\_DEFINES\DNA.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\_onclick\click.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\controllers\subsystem\input.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\controllers\subsystem\mapping.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\controllers\subsystem\yogs.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\mind.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\datums\mutations.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\shuttles.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\world_topic.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\components\crawl.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\components\daniel.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\components\uplink.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\datums\diseases\cluwnification.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\diseases\advance\symptoms\confusion.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\diseases\advance\symptoms\heal.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\datums\ruins\free_miners.dm"
@@ -2711,6 +2715,7 @@
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\admin\verbs\adminhelp.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\admin\verbs\adminsay.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\admin\verbs\fix_air.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\admin\verbs\spawnfloorcluwne.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\antagonists\_common\antag_datum.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\antagonists\abductor\equipment\abduction_outfits.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\antagonists\slaughter\slaughter.dm"
@@ -2725,6 +2730,9 @@
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\chameleon.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\clothing.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\donator.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\mask.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\shoe.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\under.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\head\jobs.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\shoes\colour.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\clothing\shoes\miscellaneous.dm"
@@ -2739,8 +2747,11 @@
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\donor\borg_skins.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\donor\donor_items.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\events\bureaucratic_error.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\events\dolphin_migration.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\events\floorcluwne.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\events\ion_storm.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\events\weightless.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_meat.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\jobs\job_types\captain.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\jobs\job_types\cargo_service.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\jobs\job_types\job.dm"
@@ -2757,19 +2768,24 @@
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\mob.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\say.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\dead\new_player\new_player.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\life.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\reindex_screams.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\life.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\plantpeople.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\silicon\silicon.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\silicon\ai\ai.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\silicon\ai\vox_sounds.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\silicon\robot\robot.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\floor_cluwne.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\megafauna\colossus.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\dolphin.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\power\hugbox.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\power\lighting.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\power\validhunter.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\reagents\reagent_containers\hypospray.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\research\rdconsole.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\research\designs\stock_parts_designs.dm"
+#include "yogstation\code\modules\spells\cluwnecurse.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\spells\spells.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\spells\spell_types\mime.dm"
 #include "yogstation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_item.dm"

yogstation/code/_DEFINES/DNA.dm

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+#define CLUWNEMUT	"Cluwne"

yogstation/code/datums/diseases/cluwnification.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+/datum/disease/cluwnification
+	name = "Anomalous Clown Retrovirus"
+	form = "Infection"
+	max_stages = 5
+	stage_prob = 2
+	spread_text = "On contact"
+	spread_flags = DISEASE_SPREAD_BLOOD | DISEASE_SPREAD_CONTACT_SKIN | DISEASE_SPREAD_CONTACT_FLUIDS
+	cure_text = "A mix of nothing, Driest Martini and bleach"
+	cures = list("bleach", "nothing", "driestmartini")
+	agent = "Fury from the circus of hell itself."
+	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	desc = "Subject will become dizzy, confused and steadily more retarded before being turned into a cluwne!"
+	severity = DISEASE_SEVERITY_BIOHAZARD
+
+/datum/disease/cluwnification/stage_act()
+	..()
+	switch(stage)
+		if(1)
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel a little silly.</span>")
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your head feels funny.</span>")
+		if(2)
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You hear honking.</span>")
+				playsound(affected_mob, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 30, FALSE)
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your head starts to spin.</span>")
+				affected_mob.confused += 5
+
+		if(3)
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your mind starts to slip.</span>")
+				affected_mob.set_drugginess(5)
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your can feel your brain startng to break down.</span>")
+				affected_mob.adjustBrainLoss(3)
+				affected_mob.updatehealth()
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your head starts to spin.</span>")
+				affected_mob.confused += 5
+		if(4)
+			if(prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>OH GOD THE HONKING!!</span>")
+				playsound(affected_mob, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, FALSE)
+			if(prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your brain feels like its being ripped apart.</span>")
+				affected_mob.adjustBrainLoss(10)
+				affected_mob.updatehealth()
+			if(prob(15))
+				affected_mob.say( pick( list("HONK!", "Honk!", "Honk.", "Honk?", "Honk!!", "Honk?!", "Honk...") ) )
+			if(prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You fail to form any kind of coherent thought</span>")
+				affected_mob.set_drugginess(10)
+				affected_mob.confused += 10
+		if(5)
+			if(prob(30))
+				if (!(affected_mob.dna.check_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='userdanger'>IT HURTS!!</span>")
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = affected_mob
+					H.cluwneify()

yogstation/code/datums/mutations.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+/datum/mutation/human/cluwne
+
+	name = "Cluwne"
+	quality = NEGATIVE
+	dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
+	text_gain_indication = "<span class='danger'>You feel like your brain is tearing itself apart.</span>"
+
+/datum/mutation/human/cluwne/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
+	if(..())
+		return
+	owner.dna.add_mutation(CLOWNMUT)
+	owner.dna.add_mutation(EPILEPSY)
+	owner.setBrainLoss(200)
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
+
+	if(!istype(H.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne))
+		if(!H.doUnEquip(H.wear_mask))
+			qdel(H.wear_mask)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne(H), SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
+	if(!istype(H.w_uniform, /obj/item/clothing/under/yogs/cluwne))
+		if(!H.doUnEquip(H.w_uniform))
+			qdel(H.w_uniform)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/yogs/cluwne(H), SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
+	if(!istype(H.shoes, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/yogs/cluwne))
+		if(!H.doUnEquip(H.shoes))
+			qdel(H.shoes)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/yogs/cluwne(H), SLOT_SHOES)
+
+	owner.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/white(owner), SLOT_GLOVES) // this is purely for cosmetic purposes incase they aren't wearing anything in that slot
+	owner.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/storage/backpack/clown(owner), SLOT_BACK) // ditto
+
+/datum/mutation/human/cluwne/on_life(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
+	if((prob(15) && owner.IsUnconscious()))
+		owner.setBrainLoss(200) // there I changed it to setBrainLoss
+		switch(rand(1, 6))
+			if(1)
+				owner.say("HONK")
+			if(2 to 5)
+				owner.emote("scream")
+			if(6)
+				owner.Stun(1)
+				owner.Knockdown(20)
+				owner.Jitter(500)
+
+/datum/mutation/human/cluwne/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
+	owner.adjust_fire_stacks(1)
+	owner.IgniteMob()
+	owner.dna.add_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/cluwneify()
+	dna.add_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)
+	emote("scream")
+	regenerate_icons()
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src]'s body glows green, the glow dissipating only to leave behind a cluwne formerly known as [src]!</span>", \
+					"<span class='danger'>Your brain feels like it's being torn apart, and after a short while, you notice that you've become a cluwne!</span>")
+	flash_act()
+
+/datum/mutation/human/tourettes/on_life(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
+	if(prob(10) && owner.stat == CONSCIOUS)
+		owner.Stun(20)
+		switch(rand(1, 3))
+			if(1)
+				owner.emote("twitch")
+			if(2 to 3)
+				owner.say("[prob(50) ? ";" : ""][pick("SHIT", "PISS", "FUCK", "CUNT", "COCKSUCKER", "MOTHERFUCKER", "TITS")]")
+		var/x_offset_old = owner.pixel_x
+		var/y_offset_old = owner.pixel_y
+		var/x_offset = owner.pixel_x + rand(-2,2)
+		var/y_offset = owner.pixel_y + rand(-1,1)
+		animate(owner, pixel_x = x_offset, pixel_y = y_offset, time = 1)
+		animate(owner, pixel_x = x_offset_old, pixel_y = y_offset_old, time = 1)
+
+/datum/mutation/human/hulk
+	species_allowed = list()

yogstation/code/game/area/Space_Station_13_areas.dm

@@ -8,4 +8,15 @@
 
 /area/clerk
   name = "Clerks office"
-  icon_state = "cafeteria"
+  icon_state = "cafeteria"
+ 
+/area/maintenance
+	ambientsounds = list('sound/ambience/ambimaint1.ogg',
+						 'sound/ambience/ambimaint2.ogg',
+						 'sound/ambience/ambimaint3.ogg',
+						 'sound/ambience/ambimaint4.ogg',
+						 'sound/ambience/ambimaint5.ogg',
+						 'sound/voice/lowHiss2.ogg', //Xeno Breathing Hisses, Hahahaha I'm not even sorry.
+						 'sound/voice/lowHiss3.ogg',
+						 'sound/voice/lowHiss4.ogg',
+						 'yogstation/sound/misc/honk_echo_distant.ogg')

yogstation/code/modules/admin/verbs/spawnfloorcluwne.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/client/proc/spawn_floor_cluwne()
+	set category = "Fun"
+	set name = "Unleash Floor Cluwne"
+	set desc = "Pick a specific target or just let it select randomly and spawn the floor cluwne mob on the station. Be warned: spawning more than one may cause issues!"
+	var/target
+
+	if(!check_rights(R_FUN))
+		return
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(usr)
+	target = input("Any specific target in mind? Please note only live, non cluwned, human targets are valid.", "Target", target) as null|anything in GLOB.player_list
+	if(target && ishuman(target))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/FC = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne(T)
+		FC.Acquire_Victim(H)
+	else
+		new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne(T)
+	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] spawned floor cluwne.")
+	message_admins("[key_name(usr)] spawned floor cluwne.")

yogstation/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm

@@ -22,6 +22,9 @@
 	alternate_worn_icon = 'yogstation/icons/mob/mask.dmi'
 	icon = 'yogstation/icons/obj/clothing/masks.dmi'
 
+/obj/item
+	var/list/alternate_screams = list()
+
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/yogs
 	alternate_worn_icon = 'yogstation/icons/mob/feet.dmi'
 	icon = 'yogstation/icons/obj/clothing/shoes.dmi'

yogstation/code/modules/clothing/mask.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+#define CLUWNEDOWN 50
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne
+	name = "clown wig and mask"
+	desc = "A true prankster's facial attire. A clown is incomplete without his wig and mask."
+	flags_cover = MASKCOVERSEYES
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	item_state = "cluwne"
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | UNACIDABLE | ACID_PROOF
+	flags_1 = MASKINTERNALS
+	item_flags = ABSTRACT | NODROP | DROPDEL
+	flags_inv = HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	if(slot == SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.dna.add_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne/happy_cluwne
+	name = "Happy Cluwne Mask"
+	desc = "The mask of a poor cluwne that has been scrubbed of its curse by the Nanotrasen supernatural machinations division. Guaranteed to be %99 curse free and %99.9 not haunted. "
+	flags_1 = MASKINTERNALS
+	alternate_screams = list('yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh1.ogg','yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2.ogg','yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh3.ogg')
+	var/can_cluwne = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne/happy_cluwne/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	if(slot == SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
+		if(prob(1) && can_cluwne) // Its %99 curse free!
+			log_admin("[key_name(H)] was made into a cluwne by [src]")
+			message_admins("[key_name(H)] got cluwned by [src]")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>The masks straps suddenly tighten to your face and your thoughts are erased by a horrible green light!</span>")
+			H.dropItemToGround(src)
+			H.cluwneify()
+			qdel(src)
+		else if(prob(0.1) && can_cluwne) //And %99.9 free form being haunted by vengeful jester-like entites.
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/S = new(T)
+			S.Acquire_Victim(user)
+			log_admin("[key_name(user)] summoned a floor cluwne using the [src]")
+			message_admins("[key_name(user)] summoned a floor cluwne using the [src]")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>The mask suddenly slips off your face and... slides under the floor?</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<i>...dneirf uoy ot gnoleb ton seod tahT</i>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else if(can_cluwne)
+			can_cluwne = FALSE
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/re_cluwne), CLUWNEDOWN)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne/happy_cluwne/proc/re_cluwne()
+	if(!can_cluwne)
+		can_cluwne = TRUE
+
+#undef CLUWNEDOWN

yogstation/code/modules/clothing/shoe.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/yogs/cluwne
+	desc = "The prankster's standard-issue clowning shoes. Damn, they're huge!"
+	name = "clown shoes"
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	item_state = "cluwne"
+	item_color = "cluwne"
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | UNACIDABLE | ACID_PROOF
+	item_flags = NODROP | DROPDEL
+	slowdown = SHOES_SLOWDOWN+1
+	var/footstep = 1
+	pocket_storage_component_path = /datum/component/storage/concrete/pockets/shoes/clown
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/yogs/cluwne/step_action()
+	if(footstep > 1)
+		playsound(src, "clownstep", 50, 1)
+		footstep = 0
+	else
+		footstep++
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/yogs/cluwne/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	if(slot == SLOT_SHOES)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.dna.add_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)
+	return

yogstation/code/modules/clothing/under.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+/obj/item/clothing/under/yogs/cluwne
+	name = "clown suit"
+	desc = "<i>'HONK!'</i>"
+	alternate_screams = list('yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh1.ogg','yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2.ogg','yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh3.ogg')
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	item_state = "cluwne"
+	item_color = "cluwne"
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | UNACIDABLE | ACID_PROOF
+	item_flags = NODROP | DROPDEL
+	can_adjust = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/yogs/cluwne/equipped(mob/living/carbon/user, slot)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	if(slot == SLOT_W_UNIFORM)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.dna.add_mutation(CLUWNEMUT)
+	return ..()

yogstation/code/modules/events/floorcluwne.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+/datum/round_event_control/floor_cluwne
+	name = "Floor Cluwne"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/floor_cluwne
+	max_occurrences = 1
+	min_players = 20
+
+
+/datum/round_event/floor_cluwne/start()
+	var/list/vents = list()
+	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/temp_vent in GLOB.machines)
+		if(QDELETED(temp_vent))
+			continue
+		if(is_station_level(temp_vent.loc.z) && !temp_vent.welded)
+			var/datum/pipeline/temp_vent_parent = temp_vent.parents[1]
+			if(temp_vent_parent.other_atmosmch.len > 20)
+				vents += temp_vent
+
+	if(!vents.len)
+		message_admins("No valid spawn locations found, aborting...")
+		return MAP_ERROR
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(pick(vents.len))
+	var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/S = new(T)
+	playsound(S, 'yogstation/sound/misc/bikehorn_creepy.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+	message_admins("A floor cluwne has been spawned at [COORD(T)][ADMIN_JMP(T)]")
+	log_game("A floor cluwne has been spawned at [COORD(T)]")
+	return SUCCESSFUL_SPAWN

yogstation/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_brain_damage()
+	for(var/T in get_traumas())
+		var/datum/brain_trauma/BT = T
+		BT.on_life()

yogstation/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/reindex_screams.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/mob/living
+	var/list/alternate_screams
+
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/reindex_screams()
+	clear_screams()
+	if(head)
+		add_screams(head.alternate_screams)
+	if(wear_mask)
+		add_screams(wear_mask.alternate_screams)
+	if(back)
+		add_screams(back.alternate_screams)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/reindex_screams()
+	..()
+	//More slots in humans.
+	if(ears)
+		add_screams(ears.alternate_screams)
+	if(wear_suit)
+		add_screams(wear_suit.alternate_screams)
+	if(w_uniform)
+		add_screams(w_uniform.alternate_screams)
+	if(glasses)
+		add_screams(glasses.alternate_screams)
+	if(gloves)
+		add_screams(gloves.alternate_screams)
+	if(shoes)
+		add_screams(shoes.alternate_screams)
+	if(belt)
+		add_screams(belt.alternate_screams)
+	if(s_store)
+		add_screams(s_store.alternate_screams)
+	if(wear_id)
+		add_screams(wear_id.alternate_screams)
+
+//Note that the following two are for /mob/living, while the above two are for /carbon and /human
+/mob/living/proc/add_screams(var/list/screams)
+	LAZYINITLIST(alternate_screams)
+	if(!screams || screams.len == 0)
+		return
+	for(var/S in screams)
+		LAZYADD(alternate_screams, S)
+
+/mob/living/proc/clear_screams()
+	LAZYINITLIST(alternate_screams)
+	LAZYCLEARLIST(alternate_screams)

yogstation/code/modules/mob/living/emote.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+		LAZYINITLIST(user.alternate_screams)
+		if(LAZYLEN(user.alternate_screams))
+			sound = pick(user.alternate_screams)

yogstation/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/floor_cluwne.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,438 @@
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(floor_cluwnes, 0)
+
+#define STAGE_HAUNT 1
+#define STAGE_SPOOK 2
+#define STAGE_TORMENT 3
+#define STAGE_ATTACK 4
+#define MANIFEST_DELAY 9
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne
+	name = "???"
+	desc = "...."
+	icon = 'yogstation/icons/obj/clothing/masks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	icon_living = "cluwne"
+	icon_gib = "clown_gib"
+	maxHealth = 250
+	health = 250
+	speed = -1
+	attacktext = "attacks"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE | PASSMOB | LETPASSTHROW | PASSGLASS | PASSBLOB//it's practically a ghost when unmanifested (under the floor)
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/yogs/cluwne)
+	wander = FALSE
+	minimum_distance = 2
+	move_to_delay = 1
+	environment_smash = FALSE
+	lose_patience_timeout = FALSE
+	pixel_y = 8
+	pressure_resistance = 200
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	maxbodytemp = 1500
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/current_victim
+	var/manifested = FALSE
+	var/switch_stage = 60
+	var/stage = STAGE_HAUNT
+	var/interest = 0
+	var/target_area
+	var/invalid_area_typecache = list(/area/space, /area/lavaland, /area/centcom, /area/reebe, /area/shuttle/syndicate)
+	var/eating = FALSE
+	var/obj/effect/dummy/floorcluwne_orbit/poi
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	access_card = new /obj/item/card/id(src)
+	access_card.access = get_all_accesses()//THERE IS NO ESCAPE
+	access_card.item_flags |= NODROP
+	invalid_area_typecache = typecacheof(invalid_area_typecache)
+	Manifest()
+	if(!current_victim)
+		Acquire_Victim()
+	poi = new /obj/effect/dummy/floorcluwne_orbit(src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(poi)
+	return ..()
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
+	..()
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/CanPass(atom/A, turf/target)
+	return TRUE
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/Life()
+	do_jitter_animation(1000)
+	pixel_y = 8
+
+	if(is_type_in_typecache(get_area(src.loc), invalid_area_typecache) || !is_station_level(z))
+		var/area = pick(GLOB.teleportlocs)
+		var/area/tp = GLOB.teleportlocs[area]
+		forceMove(pick(get_area_turfs(tp.type)))
+
+	if(!current_victim)
+		Acquire_Victim()
+
+	if(stage && !manifested)
+		On_Stage()
+
+	if(stage == STAGE_ATTACK)
+		playsound(src, 'yogstation/sound/misc/cluwne_breathing.ogg', 75, 1)
+
+	if(eating)
+		return
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(current_victim)
+	if(prob(5))//checks roughly every 20 ticks
+		if(current_victim.stat == DEAD || current_victim.dna.check_mutation(CLUWNEMUT) || is_type_in_typecache(get_area(T), invalid_area_typecache) || !is_station_level(current_victim.z))
+			Acquire_Victim()
+
+	if(get_dist(src, current_victim) > 9 && !manifested &&  !is_type_in_typecache(get_area(T), invalid_area_typecache))//if cluwne gets stuck he just teleports
+		do_teleport(src, T)
+
+	interest++
+	if(interest >= switch_stage * 4)
+		stage = STAGE_ATTACK
+
+	else if(interest >= switch_stage * 2)
+		stage = STAGE_TORMENT
+
+	else if(interest >= switch_stage)
+		stage = STAGE_SPOOK
+
+	else if(interest < switch_stage)
+		stage = STAGE_HAUNT
+
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/Goto(target, delay, minimum_distance)
+	if(!manifested && !is_type_in_typecache(get_area(current_victim.loc), invalid_area_typecache) && is_station_level(current_victim.z))
+		walk_to(src, target, minimum_distance, delay)
+	else
+		walk_to(src,0)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/FindTarget()
+	return current_victim
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/CanAttack(atom/the_target)//you will not escape
+	return TRUE
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/AttackingTarget()
+	return
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/LoseTarget()
+	return
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/electrocute_act(shock_damage, obj/source, siemens_coeff = 1, safety = 0, tesla_shock = 0, illusion = 0, stun = TRUE)//prevents runtimes with machine fuckery
+	return FALSE
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/Acquire_Victim(specific)
+	for(var/I in GLOB.player_list)//better than a potential recursive loop
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = pick(GLOB.player_list)//so the check is fair
+
+		if(specific)
+			H = specific
+			if(H.stat != DEAD && H.has_dna() && !H.dna.check_mutation(CLUWNEMUT) && !is_type_in_typecache(get_area(H.loc), invalid_area_typecache) && is_station_level(H.z))
+				return target = current_victim
+
+		if(H && ishuman(H) && H.stat != DEAD && H != current_victim && H.has_dna() && !H.dna.check_mutation(CLUWNEMUT) && !is_type_in_typecache(get_area(H.loc), invalid_area_typecache) && is_station_level(H.z))
+			current_victim = H
+			interest = 0
+			stage = STAGE_HAUNT
+			return target = current_victim
+
+	message_admins("floor Cluwne was deleted due to a lack of valid targets, if this was a manually targeted instance please re-evaluate your choice.")
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/Manifest()//handles disappearing and appearance anim
+	if(manifested)
+		movement_type = IMMOBILE
+		new /obj/effect/temp_visual/fcluwne_manifest(src.loc)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/.proc/Appear), MANIFEST_DELAY)
+
+	else
+		layer = GAME_PLANE
+		invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
+		mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+		density = FALSE
+		movement_type = FLYING
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/Appear()//handled in a seperate proc so floor cluwne doesn't appear before the animation finishes
+	layer = LYING_MOB_LAYER
+	invisibility = FALSE
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_OPAQUE
+	density = TRUE
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/Reset_View(screens, colour, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(screens)
+		for(var/whole_screen in screens)
+			animate(whole_screen, transform = matrix(), time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING)
+	if(colour && H)
+		H.client.color = colour
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/On_Stage()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = current_victim
+	switch(stage)
+
+		if(STAGE_HAUNT)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				H.blur_eyes(1)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				H.playsound_local(src,'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2_reversed.ogg', 1)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				H.playsound_local(src,'yogstation/sound/misc/bikehorn_creepy.ogg', 5)
+
+			if(prob(3))
+				var/obj/item/I = locate() in orange(H, 8)
+				if(I && !I.anchored)
+					I.throw_at(H, 4, 3)
+					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>What threw that?</span>")
+
+		if(STAGE_SPOOK)
+
+			if(prob(4))
+				var/turf/T = get_turf(H)
+				T.handle_slip(H, 20)
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>The floor shifts underneath you!</span>")
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				H.playsound_local(src,'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2.ogg', 2)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				H.playsound_local(src,'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2_reversed.ogg', 2)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				H.playsound_local(src,'yogstation/sound/misc/bikehorn_creepy.ogg', 10)
+				to_chat(H, "<i>knoh</i>")
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				var/obj/item/I = locate() in orange(H, 8)
+				if(I && !I.anchored)
+					I.throw_at(H, 4, 3)
+					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>What threw that?</span>")
+
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(H, "<i>yalp ot tnaw I</i>")
+				Appear()
+				manifested = FALSE
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/.proc/Manifest), 1)
+				if(current_victim.hud_used)//yay skewium
+					var/list/screens = list(current_victim.hud_used.plane_masters["[GAME_PLANE]"], current_victim.hud_used.plane_masters["[LIGHTING_PLANE]"])
+					var/matrix/skew = matrix()
+					var/intensity = 8
+					skew.set_skew(rand(-intensity,intensity), rand(-intensity,intensity))
+					var/matrix/newmatrix = skew
+
+					for(var/whole_screen in screens)
+						animate(whole_screen, transform = newmatrix, time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING, loop = -1)
+						animate(transform = -newmatrix, time = 5, easing = QUAD_EASING)
+
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/.proc/Reset_View, screens), 10)
+
+		if(STAGE_TORMENT)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				var/turf/T = get_turf(H)
+				T.handle_slip(H, 20)
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>The floor shifts underneath you!</span>")
+
+			if(prob(3))
+				playsound(src,pick('sound/spookoween/scary_horn.ogg', 'sound/spookoween/scary_horn2.ogg', 'sound/spookoween/scary_horn3.ogg'), 30, 1)
+
+			if(prob(3))
+				playsound(src,'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh1.ogg', 30, 1)
+
+			if(prob(3))
+				playsound(src,'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2_reversed.ogg', 30, 1)
+
+			if(prob(5))
+				playsound(src,'yogstation/sound/misc/bikehorn_creepy.ogg', 30, 1)
+
+			if(prob(4))
+				for(var/obj/item/I in orange(H, 8))
+					if(I && !I.anchored)
+						I.throw_at(H, 4, 3)
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>What the hell?!</span>")
+
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Something feels very wrong...</span>")
+				H.playsound_local(src,'sound/hallucinations/behind_you1.ogg', 25)
+				H.flash_act()
+
+			if(prob(2))
+				to_chat(H, "<i>!?REHTOMKNOH eht esiarp uoy oD</i>")
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Something grabs your foot!</span>")
+				H.playsound_local(src,'sound/hallucinations/i_see_you1.ogg', 25)
+				H.Stun(20)
+
+			if(prob(3))
+				to_chat(H, "<i>KNOH ?od nottub siht seod tahW</i>")
+				for(var/turf/open/O in range(src, 6))
+					O.MakeSlippery(TURF_WET_WATER, 10)
+					playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 30, 1)
+
+			if(prob(1))
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!</span>")
+				to_chat(H, "<i>.KNOH !nuf hcum os si uoy htiw gniyalP .KNOH KNOH KNOH</i>")
+				H.playsound_local(src,'sound/hallucinations/im_here1.ogg', 25)
+				H.reagents.add_reagent("mindbreaker", 3)
+				H.reagents.add_reagent("laughter", 5)
+				H.reagents.add_reagent("mercury", 3)
+				Appear()
+				manifested = FALSE
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/.proc/Manifest), 2)
+				for(var/obj/machinery/light/L in range(H, 8))
+					L.flicker()
+
+		if(STAGE_ATTACK)
+
+			if(!eating)
+				for(var/I in getline(src,H))
+					var/turf/T = I
+					if(T.density)
+						forceMove(H.loc)
+					for(var/obj/structure/O in T)
+						if(O.density || istype(O, /obj/machinery/door/airlock))
+							forceMove(H.loc)
+
+				manifested = TRUE
+				Manifest()
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel the floor closing in on your feet!</span>")
+				H.Knockdown(300)
+				H.emote("scream")
+				H.adjustBruteLoss(10)
+				if(!eating)
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/.proc/Grab, H), 50)
+					for(var/turf/open/O in range(src, 6))
+						O.MakeSlippery(TURF_WET_LUBE, 20)
+						playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 30, 1)
+
+				eating = TRUE
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/Grab(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel a cold, gloved hand clamp down on your ankle!</span>")
+	for(var/I in 1 to get_dist(src, H))
+
+		if(do_after(src, 10, target = H))
+			step_towards(H, src)
+			playsound(H, pick('yogstation/sound/effects/bodyscrape-01.ogg', 'yogstation/sound/effects/bodyscrape-02.ogg'), 20, 1, -4)
+			H.emote("scream")
+			if(prob(25))
+				playsound(src, pick('yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh1.ogg', 'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh2.ogg', 'yogstation/sound/voice/cluwnelaugh3.ogg'), 50, 1)
+
+	if(get_dist(src,H) <= 1)
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] begins dragging [H] under the floor!</span>")
+
+		if(do_after(src, 50, target = H) && eating)
+			H.become_blind()
+			H.layer = GAME_PLANE
+			H.invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
+			H.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+			H.density = FALSE
+			H.anchored = TRUE
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/.proc/Kill, H), 100)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] pulls [H] under!</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>[src] drags you underneath the floor!</span>")
+	else
+		eating = FALSE
+
+	manifested = FALSE
+	Manifest()
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/floor_cluwne/proc/Kill(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	playsound(H, 'yogstation/sound/effects/cluwne_feast.ogg', 100, 0, -4)
+	var/old_color = H.client.color
+	var/red_splash = list(1,0,0,0.8,0.2,0, 0.8,0,0.2,0.1,0,0)
+	var/pure_red = list(0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,0)
+	H.client.color = pure_red
+
+	animate(H.client,color = red_splash, time = 10, easing = SINE_EASING|EASE_OUT)
+	for(var/turf/T in orange(H, 4))
+		H.add_splatter_floor(T)
+	if(do_after(src, 50, target = H))
+
+		H.unequip_everything()//more runtime prevention
+
+		if(prob(75))
+			for(var/I in H.bodyparts)
+				var/obj/item/bodypart/O = I
+				if(O.name == "head")//irksome runtimes
+					O.dismember()
+					continue
+				O.drop_organs()
+				O.dismember()
+		else
+			H.cluwneify()
+			H.adjustBruteLoss(30)
+			H.adjustBrainLoss(100)
+
+	H.cure_blind()
+	H.layer = initial(H.layer)
+	H.invisibility = initial(H.invisibility)
+	H.mouse_opacity = initial(H.mouse_opacity)
+	H.density = initial(H.density)
+	H.anchored = initial(H.anchored)
+	Reset_View(FALSE, old_color, H)
+
+	eating = FALSE
+	switch_stage = switch_stage * 0.75 //he gets faster after each feast
+	for(var/mob/M in GLOB.player_list)
+		M.playsound_local(get_turf(M), 'yogstation/sound/misc/honk_echo_distant.ogg', 50, 1, pressure_affected = FALSE)
+
+	interest = 0
+	stage = STAGE_HAUNT
+	Acquire_Victim()
+
+//manifestation animation
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/fcluwne_manifest
+	icon = 'yogstation/icons/turf/floors.dmi'
+	icon_state = "fcluwne_manifest"
+	layer = TURF_LAYER
+	duration = INFINITY
+	randomdir = FALSE
+
+
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/fcluwne_manifest/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	playsound(src, 'yogstation/sound/misc/floor_cluwne_emerge.ogg', 100, 1)
+
+/obj/effect/dummy/floorcluwne_orbit
+	name = "floor cluwne"
+	desc = "If you have this, tell a coder or admin!"
+
+/obj/effect/dummy/floorcluwne_orbit/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	GLOB.floor_cluwnes += 1
+	name += " ([GLOB.floor_cluwnes])"
+	GLOB.poi_list += src
+
+/obj/effect/dummy/floorcluwne_orbit/Destroy()
+	. = ..()
+	GLOB.poi_list -= src
+
+#undef STAGE_HAUNT
+#undef STAGE_SPOOK
+#undef STAGE_TORMENT
+#undef STAGE_ATTACK
+#undef MANIFEST_DELAY

yogstation/code/modules/spells/cluwnecurse.dm

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+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/cluwnecurse
+	name = "Curse of the Cluwne"
+	desc = "This spell dooms the fate of any unlucky soul to the live of a pitiful cluwne, a terrible creature that is hunted for fun."
+	school = "transmutation"
+	charge_type = "recharge"
+	charge_max	= 600
+	charge_counter = 0
+	clothes_req = 1
+	stat_allowed = 0
+	invocation = "CLU WO'NIS CA'TE'BEST'IS MAXIMUS!"
+	invocation_type = "shout"
+	range = 3
+	cooldown_min = 75
+	selection_type = "range"
+	var/list/compatible_mobs = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	action_icon = 'yogstation/icons/mob/actions.dmi'
+	action_icon_state = "cluwne"
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/cluwnecurse/cast(list/targets, mob/user = usr)
+	if(!targets.len)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>No target found in range.</span>")
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/target = targets[1]
+	if(!(target.type in compatible_mobs))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You are unable to curse [target]!</span>")
+		return
+	if(!(target in oview(range)))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>They are too far away!</span>")
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	H.cluwneify()
+
+/datum/spellbook_entry/cluwnecurse
+	name = "Cluwne Curse"
+	spell_type = /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/cluwnecurse
+
+/datum/action/spell_action/New(Target)
+	..()
+	var/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/S = Target
+	icon_icon = S.action_icon