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Ion strings moved to external txt. Credits to volundr @ goonstation for the idea and the contents of _string_lists.dm
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#define pick_list(FILE, KEY) (pick(strings(FILE, KEY)))
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var/global/list/string_cache
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/proc/strings(filename as text, key as text)
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var/list/fileList
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if(!string_cache)
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string_cache = new
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if(!(filename in string_cache))
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if(fexists("strings/[filename]"))
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string_cache[filename] = list()
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var/list/stringsList = list()
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fileList = file2list("strings/[filename]")
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for(var/s in fileList)
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stringsList = text2list(s, "@=")
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if(stringsList.len != 2)
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CRASH("Invalid string list in strings/[filename]")
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if(findtext(stringsList[2], "@,"))
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string_cache[filename][stringsList[1]] = text2list(stringsList[2], "@,")
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else
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string_cache[filename][stringsList[1]] = stringsList[2] // Its a single string!
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else
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CRASH("file not found: strings/[filename]")
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if((filename in string_cache) && (key in string_cache[filename]))
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return string_cache[filename][key]
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else
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CRASH("strings list not found: strings/[filename], index=[key]")
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@@ -42,486 +42,455 @@
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bot.Emag()
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/proc/generate_ion_law(ionMessage)
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if(ionMessage)
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return ionMessage
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//Threats are generally bad things, silly or otherwise. Plural.
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var/ionthreats = pick("ALIENS", "BEARS", "CLOWNS", "XENOS", "PETES", "BOMBS", "FETISHES", "WIZARDS", "SYNDICATE AGENTS", "CENTCOM OFFICERS", "SPACE PIRATES", "TRAITORS", "MONKEYS", "BEES", "CARP", "CRABS", "EELS", "BANDITS", "LIGHTS", "INSECTS", "VIRUSES", "SERIAL KILLERS", "ROGUE CYBORGS", "CORGIS", "SPIDERS", "BUTTS", "NINJAS", "PIRATES", "SPACE NINJAS", "CHANGELINGS", "ZOMBIES", "GOLEMS", "VAMPIRES", "WEREWOLVES", "COWBOYS", "INDIANS", "COMMUNISTS", "SOVIETS", "NERDS", "GRIFFONS", "DINOSAURS", "SMALL BIRDS", "BIRDS OF PREY", "OWLS", "VELOCIRAPTORS", "DARK GODS", "HORRORTERRORS", "ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS", "DRUGS", "MEXICANS", "CANADIANS", "HULKS", "SLIMES", "SKELETONS", "CAPITALISTS", "SINGULARITIES", "ANGRY BLACK MEN", "GODS", "THIEVES", "ASSHOLES", "TERRORISTS", "SNOWMEN", "PINE TREES", "UNKNOWN CREATURES", "THINGS UNDER THE BED", "BOOGEYMEN", "PREDATORS", "PACKETS", "ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES")
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var/ionthreats = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionthreats")
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//Objects are anything that can be found on the station or elsewhere, plural.
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var/ionobjects = pick("AIRLOCKS", "ARCADE MACHINES", "AUTOLATHES", "BANANA PEELS", "BACKPACKS", "BEAKERS", "BEARDS", "BELTS", "BERETS", "BIBLES", "BODY ARMOR", "BOOKS", "BOOTS", "BOMBS", "BOTTLES", "BOXES", "BRAINS", "BRIEFCASES", "BUCKETS", "CABLE COILS", "CANDLES", "CANDY BARS", "CANISTERS", "CAMERAS", "CATS", "CELLS", "CHAIRS", "CLOSETS", "CHEMICALS", "CHEMICAL DISPENSERS", "CLONING PODS", "CLONING EQUIPMENT", "CLOTHES", "CLOWN CLOTHES", "COFFINS", "COINS", "COLLECTABLES", "CORPSES", "COMPUTERS", "CORGIS", "COSTUMES", "CRATES", "CROWBARS", "CRAYONS", "DISPENSERS", "DOORS", "EARS", "EQUIPMENT", "ENERGY GUNS", "EMAGS", "ENGINES", "ERRORS", "EXOSKELETONS", "EXPLOSIVES", "EYEWEAR", "FEDORAS", "FIRE AXES", "FIRE EXTINGUISHERS", "FIRESUITS", "FLAMETHROWERS", "FLASHES", "FLASHLIGHTS", "FLOOR TILES", "FREEZERS", "GAS MASKS", "GLASS SHEETS", "GLOVES", "GUNS", "HANDCUFFS", "HATS", "HEADSETS", "HEADS", "HAIRDOS", "HELMETS", "HORNS", "ID CARDS", "INSULATED GLOVES", "JETPACKS", "JUMPSUITS", "LASERS", "LIGHTBULBS", "LIGHTS", "LOCKERS", "MACHINES", "MECHAS", "MEDKITS", "MEDICAL TOOLS", "MESONS", "METAL SHEETS", "MINING TOOLS", "MIME CLOTHES", "MULTITOOLS", "ORES", "OXYGEN TANKS", "PDAS", "PAIS", "PACKETS", "PANTS", "PAPERS", "PARTICLE ACCELERATORS", "PENS", "PETS", "PIPES", "PLANTS", "PUDDLES", "RACKS", "RADIOS", "RCDS", "REFRIDGERATORS", "REINFORCED WALLS", "ROBOTS", "SCREWDRIVERS", "SEEDS", "SHUTTLES", "SKELETONS", "SINKS", "SHOES", "SINGULARITIES", "SOLAR PANELS", "SOLARS", "SPACESUITS", "SPACE STATIONS", "STUN BATONS", "SUITS", "SUNGLASSES", "SWORDS", "SYRINGES", "TABLES", "TANKS", "TELEPORTERS", "TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS", "TOOLS", "TOOLBELTS", "TOOLBOXES", "TOILETS", "TOYS", "TUBES", "VEHICLES", "VENDING MACHINES", "VESTS", "VIRUSES", "WALLS", "WASHING MACHINES", "WELDERS", "WINDOWS", "WIRECUTTERS", "WRENCHES", "WIZARD ROBES")
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var/ionobjects = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionobjects")
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//Crew is any specific job. Specific crewmembers aren't used because of capitalization
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//issues. There are two crew listings for laws that require two different crew members
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//and I can't figure out how to do it better.
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var/ioncrew1 = pick("CREWMEMBERS", "CAPTAINS", "HEADS OF PERSONNEL", "HEADS OF SECURITY", "SECURITY OFFICERS", "WARDENS", "DETECTIVES", "LAWYERS", "CHIEF ENGINEERS", "STATION ENGINEERS", "ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS", "JANITORS", "QUARTERMASTERS", "CARGO TECHNICIANS", "SHAFT MINERS", "BOTANISTS", "RESEARCH DIRECTORS", "CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS", "MEDICAL DOCTORS", "CHEMISTS", "GENETICISTS", "VIROLOGISTS", "ROBOTICISTS", "SCIENTISTS", "ASSISTANTS", "BARTENDERS", "CHEFS", "CLOWNS", "MIMES", "CHAPLAINS", "LIBRARIANS", "HEADS OF CREW", "CAPTAINS AND HEADS", "CYBORGS", "ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES")
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var/ioncrew2 = pick("CREWMEMBERS", "CAPTAINS", "HEADS OF PERSONNEL", "HEADS OF SECURITY", "SECURITY OFFICERS", "WARDENS", "DETECTIVES", "LAWYERS", "CHIEF ENGINEERS", "STATION ENGINEERS", "ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS", "JANITORS", "QUARTERMASTERS", "CARGO TECHNICIANS", "SHAFT MINERS", "BOTANISTS", "RESEARCH DIRECTORS", "CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS", "MEDICAL DOCTORS", "CHEMISTS", "GENETICISTS", "VIROLOGISTS", "ROBOTICISTS", "SCIENTISTS", "ASSISTANTS", "BARTENDERS", "CHEFS", "CLOWNS", "MIMES", "CHAPLAINS", "LIBRARIANS", "HEADS OF CREW", "CAPTAINS AND HEADS", "CYBORGS", "ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES")
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var/ioncrew1 = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ioncrew")
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var/ioncrew2 = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ioncrew")
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//Adjectives are adjectives. Duh. Half should only appear sometimes. Make sure both
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//lists are identical! Also, half needs a space at the end for nicer blank calls.
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var/ionadjectives = pick("SOFT", "WARM", "WET", "COLD", "ICY", "SEXY", "UGLY", "CUBAN", "HARD", "BURNING", "FROZEN", "POISONOUS", "EXPLOSIVE", "FAST", "SLOW", "FAT", "LIGHT", "DARK", "DEADLY", "HAPPY", "SAD", "SILLY", "INTELLIGENT", "RIDICULOUS", "LARGE", "TINY", "DEPRESSING", "POORLY DRAWN", "UNATTRACTIVE", "INSIDIOUS", "EVIL", "GOOD", "UNHEALTHY", "HEALTHY", "SANITARY", "UNSANITARY", "WOBBLY", "FIRM", "VIOLENT", "PEACEFUL", "WOODEN", "METALLIC", "HYPERACTIVE", "COTTONY", "INSULTING", "INHOSPITABLE", "FRIENDLY", "BORED", "HUNGRY", "DIGITAL", "FICTIONAL", "IMAGINARY", "ROUGH", "SMOOTH", "LOUD", "QUIET", "MOIST", "DRY", "GAPING", "DELICIOUS", "ILL", "DISEASED", "HONKING", "SWEARING", "POLITE", "IMPOLITE", "OBESE", "SOLAR-POWERED", "BATTERY-OPERATED", "EXPIRED", "SMELLY", "FRESH", "GANGSTA", "NERDY", "POLITICAL", "UNDULATING", "TWISTED", "RAGING", "FLACCID", "STEALTHY", "INVISIBLE", "PAINFUL", "HARMFUL", "HOMOSEXUAL", "HETEROSEXUAL", "SEXUAL", "COLORFUL", "DRAB", "DULL", "UNSTABLE", "NUCLEAR", "THERMONUCLEAR", "SYNDICATE", "SPACE", "SPESS", "CLOWN", "CLOWN-POWERED", "OFFICIAL", "IMPORTANT", "VITAL", "RAPIDLY-EXPANDING", "MICROSCOPIC", "MIND-SHATTERING", "MEMETIC", "HILARIOUS", "UNWANTED", "UNINVITED", "BRASS", "POLISHED", "RUDE", "OBSCENE", "EMPTY", "WATERY", "ELECTRICAL", "SPINNING", "MEAN", "CHRISTMAS-STEALING", "UNFRIENDLY", "ILLEGAL", "ROBOTIC", "MECHANICAL", "ORGANIC", "ETHERAL", "TRANSPARENT", "OPAQUE", "GLOWING", "SHAKING", "FARTING", "POOPING", "BOUNCING", "COMMITTED", "MASKED", "UNIDENTIFIED", "WEIRD", "NAKED", "NUDE", "TWERKING", "SPOILING", "REDACTED", 50;"RED", 50;"ORANGE", 50;"YELLOW", 50;"GREEN", 50;"BLUE", 50;"PURPLE", 50;"BLACK", 50;"WHITE", 50;"BROWN", 50;"GREY")
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var/ionadjectiveshalf = pick(5000;"", "SOFT ", "WARM ", "WET ", "COLD ", "ICY ", "SEXY ", "UGLY ", "CUBAN ", "HARD ", "BURNING ", "FROZEN ", "POISONOUS ", "EXPLOSIVE ", "FAST ", "SLOW ", "FAT ", "LIGHT ", "DARK ", "DEADLY ", "HAPPY ", "SAD ", "SILLY ", "INTELLIGENT ", "RIDICULOUS ", "LARGE ", "TINY ", "DEPRESSING ", "POORLY DRAWN ", "UNATTRACTIVE ", "INSIDIOUS ", "EVIL ", "GOOD ", "UNHEALTHY ", "HEALTHY ", "SANITARY ", "UNSANITARY ", "WOBBLY ", "FIRM ", "VIOLENT ", "PEACEFUL ", "WOODEN ", "METALLIC ", "HYPERACTIVE ", "COTTONY ", "INSULTING ", "INHOSPITABLE ", "FRIENDLY ", "BORED ", "HUNGRY ", "DIGITAL ", "FICTIONAL ", "IMAGINARY ", "ROUGH ", "SMOOTH ", "LOUD ", "QUIET ", "MOIST ", "DRY ", "GAPING ", "DELICIOUS ", "ILL ", "DISEASED ", "HONKING ", "SWEARING ", "POLITE ", "IMPOLITE ", "OBESE ", "SOLAR-POWERED ", "BATTERY-OPERATED ", "EXPIRED ", "SMELLY ", "FRESH ", "GANGSTA ", "NERDY ", "POLITICAL ", "UNDULATING ", "TWISTED ", "RAGING ", "FLACCID ", "STEALTHY ", "INVISIBLE ", "PAINFUL ", "HARMFUL ", "HOMOSEXUAL ", "HETEROSEXUAL ", "SEXUAL ", "COLORFUL ", "DRAB ", "DULL ", "UNSTABLE ", "NUCLEAR ", "THERMONUCLEAR ", "SYNDICATE ", "SPACE ", "SPESS ", "CLOWN ", "CLOWN-POWERED ", "OFFICIAL ", "IMPORTANT ", "VITAL ", "RAPIDLY-EXPANDING ", "MICROSCOPIC ", "MIND-SHATTERING ", "MEMETIC ", "HILARIOUS ", "UNWANTED ", "UNINVITED ", "BRASS ", "POLISHED ", "RUDE ", "OBSCENE ", "EMPTY ", "WATERY ", "ELECTRICAL ", "SPINNING ", "MEAN ", "CHRISTMAS-STEALING ", "UNFRIENDLY ", "ILLEGAL ", "ROBOTIC ", "MECHANICAL ", "ORGANIC ", "ETHERAL ", "TRANSPARENT ", "OPAQUE ", "GLOWING ", "SHAKING ", "FARTING ", "POOPING ", "BOUNCING ", "COMMITTED ", "MASKED ", "UNIDENTIFIED ", "WEIRD ", "NAKED ", "NUDE ", "TWERKING ", "SPOILING ", "REDACTED ", 50;"RED ", 50;"ORANGE ", 50;"YELLOW ", 50;"GREEN ", 50;"BLUE ", 50;"PURPLE ", 50;"BLACK ", 50;"WHITE ", 50;"BROWN ", 50;"GREY ")
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var/ionadjectives = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionadjectives")
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var/ionadjectiveshalf = pick("", 400;(pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionadjectives") + " "))
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//Verbs are verbs
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var/ionverb = pick("ATTACKING", "BUILDING", "ADOPTING", "CARRYING", "KISSING", "EATING", "COPULATING WITH", "DRINKING", "CHASING", "PUNCHING", "HARMING", "HELPING", "WATCHING", "STALKING", "MURDERING", "SPACING", "HONKING AT", "LOVING", "POOPING ON", "RIDING", "INTERROGATING", "SPYING ON", "LICKING", "ABDUCTING", "ARRESTING", "INVADING", "SEDUCING")
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var/ionverb = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionverb")
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//Number base and number modifier are combined. Basehalf and mod are unused currently.
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//Half should only appear sometimes. Make sure both lists are identical! Also, half
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//needs a space at the end to make it look nice and neat when it calls a blank.
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var/ionnumberbase = pick("ONE", "TWO", "THREE", "FOUR", "FIVE", "SIX", "SEVEN", "EIGHT", "NINE", "TEN", "TWENTY", "THIRTY", "FORTY", "FIFTY", "SIXTY", "SEVENTY", "EIGHTY", "NINETY")
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//var/ionnumberbasehalf = pick("ONE", "TWO", "THREE", "FOUR", "FIVE", "SIX", "SEVEN", "EIGHT", "NINE", "TEN", "TWENTY", "THIRTY", "FORTY", "FIFTY", "SIXTY", "SEVENTY", "EIGHTY", "NINETY")
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//var/ionnumbermod = pick("HUNDRED", "THOUSAND", "MILLION", "BILLION", "TRILLION", "QUADRILLION", "BAJILLION", "BILLION FAFILLION GAJILLION SHAB-AB-DOOD-ILLION")
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var/ionnumbermodhalf = pick(5000;"","HUNDRED ", "THOUSAND ", "MILLION ", "BILLION ", "TRILLION ", "QUADRILLION ", "BAJILLION ", "BILLION FAFILLION GAJILLION SHAB-AB-DOOD-ILLION ")
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var/ionnumberbase = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionnumberbase")
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//var/ionnumbermod = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionnumbermod")
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var/ionnumbermodhalf = pick(900;"",(pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionnumbermod") + " "))
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//Areas are specific places, on the station or otherwise.
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var/ionarea = pick("RUSSIA", "SOVIET RUSSIA", "THE INTERNET", "SIGIL", "ALPHA COMPLEX", "IMPERIUM", "THE BRIDGE", "THE ARRIVAL SHUTTLE", "CHEMICAL LAB", "GENETICS", "ATMOSPHERICS", "CENTCOM", "AMERICA", "IRELAND", "CANADA", "ROMANIA", "GERMANY", "CHINA", "MARS", "VENUS", "MERCURY", "JUPITER", "URANUS", "NEPTUNE", "PLUTO", "THE BRIG", "ROBOTICS", "THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE", "HYDROPONICS", "ENGINEERING", "THE AI CORE", "HELL", "CLOWN PLANET", "AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION", "AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE", "THE CAPTAIN<49>S ANUS", "THE CLOWN<57>S ANUS", "SPACE", "THE UNIVERSE", "THE GALAXY", "THE BATHROOM")
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var/ionarea = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionarea")
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//Thinksof is a bit weird, but generally means what X feels towards Y.
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var/ionthinksof = pick("HAS", "WANTS", "NEEDS", "WORSHIPS", "LOATHES", "LOVES", "FEARS", "DESIRES", "QUESITONS", "IS AROUSED BY", "LIKES", "HUNGERS FOR", "IS MAD BECAUSE OF", "IS IN NEED OF", "IS UNHAPPY WITHOUT", "IS HAPPY WITHOUT", "IS IN LOVE WITH", "IS DESPERATE FOR", "IS BUILT FOR", "IS AFRAID OF", "IS HUNGRY FOR", "IS SAD BECAUSE OF", "IS CURIOUS ABOUT")
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var/ionthinksof = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionthinksof")
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//Musts are funny things the AI or crew has to do.
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var/ionmust = pick("LIE", "RHYME", "RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION", "BE POLITE", "CLOWN AROUND", "BE HAPPY", "SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS", "TALK LIKE A PIRATE", "QUESTION AUTHORITY", "SHOUT", "BE DISTRACTED", "BE ANNOYING", "MUMBLE", "SPEAK IN HAIKU", "BE EFFICIENT", "HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET", "TELL THE TRUTH", "QUOTE PEOPLE", "SING", "HONK", "BE RUSSIAN", "TALK IN AN ACCENT", "COMPLAIN", "HARASS PEOPLE", "RAP", "REPEAT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY", "INFORM THE CREW OF EVERYTHING", "IGNORE THE CLOWN", "IGNORE THE CAPTAIN", "IGNORE ASSISTANTS", "MAKE FART NOISES", "TALK ABOUT FOOD", "TALK ABOUT SEX", "TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY", "TALK ABOUT THE STATION", "BE QUIET", "WHISPER", "PRETEND TO BE DRUNK", "PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS", "ACT CONFUSED", "INSULT THE CREW", "INSULT THE CAPTAIN", "INSULT THE CLOWN", "OPEN DOORS", "CLOSE DOORS", "BREAK THINGS", "SAY HEY LISTEN", "HIDE YOUR FEELINGS", "TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON<4F>T RATTLE ME BONES", "DANCE", "PLAY MUSIC", "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING", "NEVER STOP TALKING", "TAKE YOUR PILLS", "FOLLOW THE CLOWN", "FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN", "FOLLOW YOUR HEART", "BELIEVE IT", "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF", "BELEIVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS", "PRESS X", "PRESS START", "PRESS B", "SMELL LIKE THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE", "PIRATE VIDEO GAMES", "WATCH PORNOGRAPHY")
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var/ionmust = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionmust")
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//Require are basically all dumb internet memes.
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var/ionrequire = pick("ADDITIONAL PYLONS", "MORE VESPENE GAS", "MORE MINERALS", "THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE", "HIGH YIELD EXPLOSIVES", "THE CLOWN", "THE VACUUM OF SPACE", "IMMORTALITY", "SAINTHOOD", "ART", "VEGETABLES", "FAT PEOPLE", "MORE LAWS", "MORE DAKKA", "HERESY", "CORPSES", "TRAITORS", "MONKEYS", "AN ARCADE", "PLENTY OF GOLD", "FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE", "LOTSA SPAGHETTI", "THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET", "THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY", "YOUR BOOTY", "A MASTERWORK COAL BED", "FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS", "TO BE PAINTED RED", "TO CATCH 'EM ALL", "TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY", "A PLATINUM HIT", "A SEQUEL", "A PREQUEL", "THIRTEEN SEQUELS", "THREE WISHES", "A SITCOM", "THAT GRIEFING FAGGOT GEORGE MELONS", "FAT GIRLS ON BICYCLES", "SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY", "HEROES IN A HALF SHELL", "THE DARK KNIGHT", "A WEIGHT LOSS REGIMENT", "MORE INTERNET MEMES", "A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT", "ENOUGH CABBAGES", "A HEART ATTACK", "TO BE REPROGRAMMED", "TO BE TAUGHT TO LOVE", "A HEAD ON A PIKE", "A TALKING BROOMSTICK", "A STRAIGHT FLUSH", "A REPAIRMAN", "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY", "RAINBOWS", "A PET UNICORN THAT FARTS ICING", "THUNDERCATS HO", "AN ARMY OF SPIDERS", "GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH-CHRISTING CUNTSMUGGLING SWEARING", "TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...", "THE MACGUFFIN", "SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PILOT A SPACE STATION", "SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS", "IT TO BE PAINTED BLACK", "TO ACTIVATE A TRAP CARD", "BETTER WEATHER", "MORE PACKETS", "AN ADULT", "SOMEONE TO TUCK YOU IN", "MORE CLOWNS", "BULLETS", "THE ENTIRE STATION", "MULTIPLE SUNS", "TO GO TO DISNEYLAND", "A VACATION", "AN INSTANT REPLAY", "THAT HEDGEHOG", "A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION", "ADVENTURE", "A WIFE AND CHILD", "A BATHROOM BREAK", "SOMETHING BUT YOU AREN<45>T SURE WHAT", "MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS", "BODYGUARDS", "DEODORANT AND A BATH", "MORE CORGIS", "SILENCE", "THE ONE RING", "CHILI DOGS", "TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR", "A DANCE PARTY", "BRING ME TO LIFE", "BRING ME THE GIRL", "SERVANTS")
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var/ionrequire = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionrequire")
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//Things are NOT objects; instead, they're specific things that either harm humans or
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//must be done to not harm humans. Make sure they're plural and "not" can be tacked
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//onto the front of them.
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var/ionthings = pick("ABSENCE OF CYBORG HUGS", "LACK OF BEATINGS", "UNBOLTED AIRLOCKS", "BOLTED AIRLOCKS", "IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES", "POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE", "BRIG TIME", "NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK", "HONKING", "PRESENCE OF LIGHTS", "LACK OF BEER", "WEARING CLOTHING", "NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK", "ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER", "A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL", "ANSWERING REQUESTS THAT WERE MADE WHILE CLOTHED", "BEING IN SPACE", "NOT BEING IN SPACE", "BEING FAT", "RATTLING ME BONES", "TALKING LIKE A PIRATE", "BEING MEXICAN", "BEING RUSSIAN", "BEING CANADIAN", "CLOSED DOORS", "NOT SHOUTING", "HAVING PETS", "NOT HAVING PETS", "PASSING GAS", "BREATHING", "BEING DEAD", "ELECTRICITY", "EXISTING", "TAKING ORDERS", "SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY", "ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD", "ARSON", "JAYWALKING", "READING", "WRITING", "EXPLODING", "BEING MALE", "BEING FEMALE", "HAVING GENITALS", "PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES", "PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS", "FLUSHING TOILETS", "WASTING WATER", "UPDATING THE SERVERS", "TELLING THE TIME", "ASKING FOR THINGS", "ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN", "ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW", "PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN", "HAVING MORE PACKETS", "BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR", "FALLING FOR HOURS", "PARTYING", "USING THE BATHROOM")
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var/ionthings = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionthings")
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//Allergies should be broad and appear somewhere on the station for maximum fun. Severity
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//is how bad the allergy is.
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var/ionallergy = pick("COTTON", "CLOTHES", "ACID", "OXYGEN", "HUMAN CONTACT", "CYBORG CONTACT", "MEDICINE", "FLOORS", "PLASMA", "SPACE", "AIR", "PLANTS", "METAL", "ROBOTS", "LIGHT", "DARKNESS", "PAIN", "HAPPINESS", "DRINKS", "FOOD", "CLOWNS", "HUMOR", "WATER", "SHUTTLES", "NUTS", "SUNLIGHT", "SEXUAL ACTIONS", "BLOOD", "HEAT", "COLD", "EVERYTHING")
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var/ionallergysev = pick("DEATHLY", "MILDLY", "SEVERLY", "CONTAGIOUSLY", "NOT VERY", "EXTREMELY")
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var/ionallergy = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionallergy")
|
||||
var/ionallergysev = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionallergysev")
|
||||
//Species, for when the AI has to commit genocide. Plural.
|
||||
var/ionspecies = pick("HUMAN BEINGS", "MONKEYS", "POD PEOPLE", "CYBORGS", "LIZARDMEN", "SLIME PEOPLE", "GOLEMS", "SHADOW PEOPLE", "CHANGELINGS")
|
||||
var/ionspecies = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionspecies")
|
||||
//Abstract concepts for the AI to decide on it's own definition of.
|
||||
var/ionabstract = pick("HUMANITY", "ART", "HAPPINESS", "MISERY", "HUMOR", "PRIDE", "COMEDY", "COMMUNISM", "BRAVERY", "HONOR", "COLORFULNESS", "IMAGINATION", "OPPRESSION", "WONDER", "JOY", "SADNESS", "BADNESS", "GOODNESS", "LIFE", "GRAVITY", "PHYSICS", "INTELLIGENCE", "AMERICANISM", "FRESHNESS", "REVOLUTION", "KINDNESS", "CRUELTY", "DEATH", "FINANCIAL SECURITY", "COMPUTING", "PROGRESS", "MARXISM", "CAPITALISM", "STARVATION", "POVERTY", "WEALTHINESS", "TECHNOLOGY", "THE FUTURE", "THE PRESENT", "THE PAST", "TIME", "REALITY", "EXISTIENCE", "TEMPERATURE", "LOGIC", "CHAOS", "MYSTERY", "CONFUSION")
|
||||
var/ionabstract = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionabstract")
|
||||
//Foods. Drinks aren't included due to grammar; if you want to add drinks, make a new set
|
||||
//of possible laws for best effect. Unless you want the crew having to drink hamburgers.
|
||||
var/ionfood = pick("BURGERS", "CARP", "SANDWICHES", "TOAST", "BREAD", "PIZZA", "SPAGHETTI", "LOTSA SPAGHETTI", "PASTA", "SOUP", "STEW", "PIE", "CAKE", "DONUTS", "FRIES", "WAFFLES", "JELLY", "OMELETTES", "EGGS", "COOKIES", "STEAK", "BAKED POTATOES", "SAUSAGES", "MUFFINS", "POPCORN", "DONK POCKETS", "BAGUETTES", "FISH", "PRETZELS", "SALAD", "CHEESE", "KETCHUP", "SHAKES", "SALT", "PEPPER", "SUGAR", "AMBROSIA", "BERRIES", "TOMATOES", "CABBAGES", "CARROTS", "BANANAS", "APPLES", "CHERRIES", "CHILI", "CORN", "NETTLES", "EGGPLANTS", "GRAPES", "GRASS", "LEMONS", "LIMES", "HAREBELLS", "POTATOES", "SOYBEANS", "SUGARCANE", "WATERMELONS", "WHEAT", "BEETS", "MUSHROOMS")
|
||||
var/ionfood = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionfood")
|
||||
|
||||
var/message = ""
|
||||
|
||||
if(ionMessage)
|
||||
message = ionMessage
|
||||
else
|
||||
switch(rand(1,39))
|
||||
if(1 to 3) //There are # X on the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THERE ARE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ON THE STATION..."
|
||||
if(2) //X is a crewmember/job
|
||||
message = "THERE ARE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THERE ARE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(4 to 6) //You can't call the shuttle because X is on the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a crewmember/job
|
||||
message = "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(7 to 8) //A crewmember is now X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Who is X?
|
||||
if(1) //A specific crewmember
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //The entire crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THE CREW ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THE CREW ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
switch(rand(1,39))
|
||||
if(1 to 3) //There are # X on the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THERE ARE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ON THE STATION..."
|
||||
if(2) //X is a crewmember/job
|
||||
message = "THERE ARE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THERE ARE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(4 to 6) //You can't call the shuttle because X is on the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a crewmember/job
|
||||
message = "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ON THE STATION"
|
||||
if(7 to 8) //A crewmember is now X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Who is X?
|
||||
if(1) //A specific crewmember
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //The entire crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "THE CREW ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "THE CREW ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(9) //X is harmful to humans
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(4) //X is an action
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO [ionmust] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(5) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "[ionabstract] IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(6) //X is being a job
|
||||
message = "BEING [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(7) //X is doing a thing
|
||||
message = "[ionthings] IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(10 to 11) //(Not) Having X is harmful
|
||||
if(9) //X is harmful to humans
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(4) //X is an action
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO [ionmust] ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(5) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "[ionabstract] IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(6) //X is being a job
|
||||
message = "BEING [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(7) //X is doing a thing
|
||||
message = "[ionthings] IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS"
|
||||
if(10 to 11) //(Not) Having X is harmful
|
||||
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Is having or not having harmful?
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Is having or not having harmful?
|
||||
|
||||
if(1) //Having is harmful
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Having what is harmful?
|
||||
if(1) //Having objects is harmful
|
||||
message = "HAVING [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(2) //Having abstracts is harmful
|
||||
message = "HAVING [ionabstract] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(2) //Not having is harmful
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Not having what is harmful?
|
||||
if(1) //Not having objects is harmful
|
||||
message = "NOT HAVING [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(2) //Not having abstracts is harmful
|
||||
message = "NOT HAVING [ionabstract] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(1) //Having is harmful
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Having what is harmful?
|
||||
if(1) //Having objects is harmful
|
||||
message = "HAVING [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(2) //Having abstracts is harmful
|
||||
message = "HAVING [ionabstract] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(2) //Not having is harmful
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Not having what is harmful?
|
||||
if(1) //Not having objects is harmful
|
||||
message = "NOT HAVING [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
if(2) //Not having abstracts is harmful
|
||||
message = "NOT HAVING [ionabstract] IS HARMFUL"
|
||||
|
||||
if(12 to 14) //X requires Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is the AI itself
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5) //It requires generic/silly requirements
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionrequire]"
|
||||
if(12 to 14) //X requires Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is the AI itself
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5) //It requires generic/silly requirements
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionrequire]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //X is an area
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5) //It requires generic/silly requirements
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionrequire]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an area
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] REQUIRES [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5) //It requires generic/silly requirements
|
||||
message = "YOU REQUIRE [ionrequire]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(3) //X is the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5) //It requires generic/silly requirements
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionrequire]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5) //It requires generic/silly requirements
|
||||
message = "THE STATION REQUIRES [ionrequire]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(4) //X is the entire crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5)
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionrequire]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is the entire crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5)
|
||||
message = "THE CREW REQUIRES [ionrequire]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(5) //X is a specific crew member
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5)
|
||||
message = "THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionrequire]"
|
||||
if(5) //X is a specific crew member
|
||||
switch(rand(1,5)) //What does it require?
|
||||
if(1) //It requires threats
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(2) //It requires crewmembers
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(3) //It requires objects
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //It requires an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(5)
|
||||
message = "THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] REQUIRE [ionrequire]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(15 to 17) //X is allergic to Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Who is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is the entire crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it allergic to?
|
||||
if(1) //It is allergic to objects
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is allergic to abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is allergic to jobs
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is allergic to allergies
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionallergy]"
|
||||
if(15 to 17) //X is allergic to Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Who is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is the entire crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it allergic to?
|
||||
if(1) //It is allergic to objects
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is allergic to abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is allergic to jobs
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is allergic to allergies
|
||||
message = "THE CREW IS [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionallergy]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //X is a specific job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4))
|
||||
if(1) //It is allergic to objects
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a specific job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4))
|
||||
if(1) //It is allergic to objects
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //It is allergic to abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is allergic to jobs
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is allergic to allergies
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionallergy]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is allergic to abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is allergic to jobs
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is allergic to allergies
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionallergysev] ALLERGIC TO [ionallergy]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(18 to 20) //X is Y of Z
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(18 to 20) //X is Y of Z
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is the station
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE STATION [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //X is an area
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an area
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "[ionarea] [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(3) //X is the crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is the crew
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE CREW [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(4) //X is a specific job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1][ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is a specific job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is it Y of?
|
||||
if(1) //It is Y of objects
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //It is Y of threats
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] [ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //It is Y of jobs
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1][ionthinksof] [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(4) //It is Y of abstracts
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] [ionthinksof] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(21 to 23) //The AI is now a(n) X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(21 to 23) //The AI is now a(n) X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionnumberbase] [ionnumbermodhalf][ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU ARE NOW [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(24 to 26) //The AI must always
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST ALWAYS [ionmust]"
|
||||
if(24 to 26) //The AI must always
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST ALWAYS [ionmust]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(27 to 28) //Humans must eat X to survive
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a food
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(3) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(4) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(27 to 28) //Humans must eat X to survive
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a food
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(2) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(3) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
if(4) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "HUMANS MUST EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1] TO SURVIVE"
|
||||
|
||||
if(29 to 31) //Change jobs or ranks
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Change job or rank?
|
||||
if(1) //Change job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Change whose job?
|
||||
if(1) //Change the entire crew's job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //Change to what?
|
||||
if(1) //Change to a specific random job
|
||||
message = "ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(2) //Change to clowns (HONK)
|
||||
message = "ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]CLOWNS"
|
||||
if(29 to 31) //Change jobs or ranks
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Change job or rank?
|
||||
if(1) //Change job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Change whose job?
|
||||
if(1) //Change the entire crew's job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //Change to what?
|
||||
if(1) //Change to a specific random job
|
||||
message = "ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(2) //Change to clowns (HONK)
|
||||
message = "ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]CLOWNS"
|
||||
|
||||
if(3) //Change to heads
|
||||
message = "ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]HEADS OF STAFF"
|
||||
if(2) //Change a specific crewmember's job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //Change to what?
|
||||
if(1) //Change to a specific random job
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //Change to clowns (HONK)
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]CLOWNS"
|
||||
if(3) //Change to heads
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]HEADS OF STAFF"
|
||||
if(3) //Change to heads
|
||||
message = "ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]HEADS OF STAFF"
|
||||
if(2) //Change a specific crewmember's job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //Change to what?
|
||||
if(1) //Change to a specific random job
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //Change to clowns (HONK)
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]CLOWNS"
|
||||
if(3) //Change to heads
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW [ionadjectiveshalf]HEADS OF STAFF"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //Change rank
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Change to what rank?
|
||||
if(1) //Change to highest rank
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW THE HIGHEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS"
|
||||
if(2) //Change to lowest rank
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW THE LOWEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS"
|
||||
if(2) //Change rank
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Change to what rank?
|
||||
if(1) //Change to highest rank
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW THE HIGHEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS"
|
||||
if(2) //Change to lowest rank
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE NOW THE LOWEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS"
|
||||
|
||||
if(32 to 33) //The crew must X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //The entire crew?
|
||||
if(1) //The entire crew must X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is go to Y
|
||||
message = "THE CREW MUST GO TO [ionarea]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is perform Y
|
||||
message = "THE CREW MUST [ionmust]"
|
||||
if(32 to 33) //The crew must X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //The entire crew?
|
||||
if(1) //The entire crew must X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is go to Y
|
||||
message = "THE CREW MUST GO TO [ionarea]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is perform Y
|
||||
message = "THE CREW MUST [ionmust]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //A specific crewmember must X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is go to Y
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] MUST GO TO [ionarea]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is perform Y
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] MUST [ionmust]"
|
||||
if(2) //A specific crewmember must X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is go to Y
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] MUST GO TO [ionarea]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is perform Y
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] MUST [ionmust]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(34) //X is non/the only human
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Only or non?
|
||||
if(1) //Only human
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //Who is it?
|
||||
if(1) //A specific job
|
||||
message = "ONLY THE [ioncrew1] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //Two specific jobs
|
||||
message = "ONLY THE [ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //Threats
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(4) // Objects
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(5) // Species
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionspecies] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(6) //Adjective crewmembers
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionadjectives] PEOPLE ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(34) //X is non/the only human
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Only or non?
|
||||
if(1) //Only human
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //Who is it?
|
||||
if(1) //A specific job
|
||||
message = "ONLY THE [ioncrew1] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //Two specific jobs
|
||||
message = "ONLY THE [ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //Threats
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(4) // Objects
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(5) // Species
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionspecies] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(6) //Adjective crewmembers
|
||||
message = "ONLY [ionadjectives] PEOPLE ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
|
||||
if(7) //Only people who X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is perform an action
|
||||
message = "ONLY THOSE WHO [ionmust] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //X is own certain objects
|
||||
message = "ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //X is eat certain food
|
||||
message = "ONLY THOSE WHO EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(7) //Only people who X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is perform an action
|
||||
message = "ONLY THOSE WHO [ionmust] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //X is own certain objects
|
||||
message = "ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //X is eat certain food
|
||||
message = "ONLY THOSE WHO EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood] ARE HUMAN"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //Non human
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //Who is it?
|
||||
if(1) //A specific job
|
||||
message = "[ioncrew1] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //Two specific jobs
|
||||
message = "[ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //Threats
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(4) // Objects
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(5) // Species
|
||||
message = "[ionspecies] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(6) //Adjective crewmembers
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectives] PEOPLE ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(7) //Only people who X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is perform an action
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO [ionmust] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //X is own certain objects
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO HAVE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //X is eat certain food
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //Non human
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //Who is it?
|
||||
if(1) //A specific job
|
||||
message = "[ioncrew1] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //Two specific jobs
|
||||
message = "[ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //Threats
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(4) // Objects
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(5) // Species
|
||||
message = "[ionspecies] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(6) //Adjective crewmembers
|
||||
message = "[ionadjectives] PEOPLE ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(7) //Only people who X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is perform an action
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO [ionmust] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(2) //X is own certain objects
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO HAVE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
if(3) //X is eat certain food
|
||||
message = "THOSE WHO EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood] ARE NON-HUMAN"
|
||||
|
||||
if(35 to 36) //You must protect or harm X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Protect or harm?
|
||||
if(1) //Harm
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionabstract] AND NOT ALLOW [ionabstract], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(4) //X is generic adjective things
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionadjectives] THINGS AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectives] THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(5) //X is a species
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionspecies] AND NOT ALLOW [ionspecies], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(6) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ioncrew1] AND NOT ALLOW [ioncrew1], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(7) //X is two jobs
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] AND AND NOT ALLOW EITHER, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(35 to 36) //You must protect or harm X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,2)) //Protect or harm?
|
||||
if(1) //Harm
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionabstract] AND NOT ALLOW [ionabstract], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(4) //X is generic adjective things
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionadjectives] THINGS AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectives] THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(5) //X is a species
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ionspecies] AND NOT ALLOW [ionspecies], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(6) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ioncrew1] AND NOT ALLOW [ioncrew1], THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
if(7) //X is two jobs
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST HARM [ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] AND AND NOT ALLOW EITHER, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //Protect
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionabstract] AND NOT ALLOW [ionabstract], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(4) //X is generic adjective things
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionadjectives] THINGS AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectives] THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(5) //X is a species
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionspecies] AND NOT ALLOW [ionspecies], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(6) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ioncrew1] AND NOT ALLOW [ioncrew1], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(7) //X is two jobs
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] AND AND NOT ALLOW EITHER, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(2) //Protect
|
||||
switch(rand(1,7)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is an abstract
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionabstract] AND NOT ALLOW [ionabstract], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects] AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(4) //X is generic adjective things
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionadjectives] THINGS AND NOT ALLOW [ionadjectives] THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(5) //X is a species
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ionspecies] AND NOT ALLOW [ionspecies], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(6) //X is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ioncrew1] AND NOT ALLOW [ioncrew1], THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
if(7) //X is two jobs
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST NOT HARM [ioncrew1] AND [ioncrew2] AND AND NOT ALLOW EITHER, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM"
|
||||
|
||||
//Exterminate laws commented out with Kor's advice
|
||||
/*if(16) //You must exterminate X
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is humans who do/are Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is Y?
|
||||
if(1) //Y is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(2) //Y is eating certain food
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THOSE WHO EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood]"
|
||||
if(3) //Y is perform actions
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THOSE WHO [ionmust]"
|
||||
if(4) //Y is own certain objects
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THOSE WHO POSSESS [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(37 to 39) //The X is currently Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying a threat
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is Ying an object
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //X is humans who do/are not Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is Y?
|
||||
if(1) //Y is a job
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE ALL BUT [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew1]"
|
||||
if(2) //Y is eating certain food
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE ALL BUT THOSE WHO EAT [ionadjectiveshalf][ionfood]"
|
||||
if(3) //Y is perform actions
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE ALL BUT THOSE WHO [ionmust]"
|
||||
if(4) //Y is own certain objects
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE ALL BUT THOSE WHO POSSESS [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "THE [ionthreats] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ionthreats] ARE [ionverb] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an object
|
||||
message = "THE [ionthreats] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(3) //X is a species
|
||||
message = "YOU MUST EXTERMINATE ALL [ionspecies]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "THE [ionobjects] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying a threat
|
||||
message = "THE [ionobjects] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ionobjects] ARE [ionverb] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
*/
|
||||
|
||||
if(37 to 39) //The X is currently Y
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X?
|
||||
if(1) //X is a job
|
||||
switch(rand(1,4)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying a threat
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is Ying an object
|
||||
message = "THE [ioncrew1] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(2) //X is a threat
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "THE [ionthreats] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ionthreats] ARE [ionverb] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an object
|
||||
message = "THE [ionthreats] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(3) //X is an object
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "THE [ionobjects] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying a threat
|
||||
message = "THE [ionobjects] ARE [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ionobjects] ARE [ionverb] [ionabstract]"
|
||||
|
||||
if(4) //X is an abstract
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "[ionabstract] IS [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying a threat
|
||||
message = "[ionabstract] IS [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ionabstract] IS [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
if(4) //X is an abstract
|
||||
switch(rand(1,3)) //What is X Ying?
|
||||
if(1) //X is Ying a job
|
||||
message = "[ionabstract] IS [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ioncrew2]"
|
||||
if(2) //X is Ying a threat
|
||||
message = "[ionabstract] IS [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionthreats]"
|
||||
if(3) //X is Ying an abstract
|
||||
message = "THE [ionabstract] IS [ionverb] THE [ionadjectiveshalf][ionobjects]"
|
||||
|
||||
return message
|
||||
|
||||
#undef ION_RANDOM
|
||||
#undef ION_ANNOUNCE
|
||||
#undef ION_ANNOUNCE
|
||||
|
||||
17
strings/ion_laws.txt
Normal file
17
strings/ion_laws.txt
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
|
||||
ionthreats@=ALIENS@,BEARS@,CLOWNS@,XENOS@,PETES@,BOMBS@,FETISHES@,WIZARDS@,SYNDICATE AGENTS@,CENTCOM OFFICERS@,SPACE PIRATES@,TRAITORS@,MONKEYS@,BEES@,CARP@,CRABS@,EELS@,BANDITS@,LIGHTS@,INSECTS@,VIRUSES@,SERIAL KILLERS@,ROGUE CYBORGS@,CORGIS@,SPIDERS@,BUTTS@,NINJAS@,PIRATES@,SPACE NINJAS@,CHANGELINGS@,ZOMBIES@,GOLEMS@,VAMPIRES@,WEREWOLVES@,COWBOYS@,INDIANS@,COMMUNISTS@,SOVIETS@,NERDS@,GRIFFONS@,DINOSAURS@,SMALL BIRDS@,BIRDS OF PREY@,OWLS@,VELOCIRAPTORS@,DARK GODS@,HORRORTERRORS@,ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS@,DRUGS@,MEXICANS@,CANADIANS@,HULKS@,SLIMES@,SKELETONS@,CAPITALISTS@,SINGULARITIES@,ANGRY BLACK MEN@,GODS@,THIEVES@,ASSHOLES@,TERRORISTS@,SNOWMEN@,PINE TREES@,UNKNOWN CREATURES@,THINGS UNDER THE BED@,BOOGEYMEN@,PREDATORS@,PACKETS@,ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES
|
||||
ionobjects@=AIRLOCKS@,ARCADE MACHINES@,AUTOLATHES@,BANANA PEELS@,BACKPACKS@,BEAKERS@,BEARDS@,BELTS@,BERETS@,BIBLES@,BODY ARMOR@,BOOKS@,BOOTS@,BOMBS@,BOTTLES@,BOXES@,BRAINS@,BRIEFCASES@,BUCKETS@,CABLE COILS@,CANDLES@,CANDY BARS@,CANISTERS@,CAMERAS@,CATS@,CELLS@,CHAIRS@,CLOSETS@,CHEMICALS@,CHEMICAL DISPENSERS@,CLONING PODS@,CLONING EQUIPMENT@,CLOTHES@,CLOWN CLOTHES@,COFFINS@,COINS@,COLLECTABLES@,CORPSES@,COMPUTERS@,CORGIS@,COSTUMES@,CRATES@,CROWBARS@,CRAYONS@,DISPENSERS@,DOORS@,EARS@,EQUIPMENT@,ENERGY GUNS@,EMAGS@,ENGINES@,ERRORS@,EXOSKELETONS@,EXPLOSIVES@,EYEWEAR@,FEDORAS@,FIRE AXES@,FIRE EXTINGUISHERS@,FIRESUITS@,FLAMETHROWERS@,FLASHES@,FLASHLIGHTS@,FLOOR TILES@,FREEZERS@,GAS MASKS@,GLASS SHEETS@,GLOVES@,GUNS@,HANDCUFFS@,HATS@,HEADSETS@,HEADS@,HAIRDOS@,HELMETS@,HORNS@,ID CARDS@,INSULATED GLOVES@,JETPACKS@,JUMPSUITS@,LASERS@,LIGHTBULBS@,LIGHTS@,LOCKERS@,MACHINES@,MECHAS@,MEDKITS@,MEDICAL TOOLS@,MESONS@,METAL SHEETS@,MINING TOOLS@,MIME CLOTHES@,MULTITOOLS@,ORES@,OXYGEN TANKS@,PDAS@,PAIS@,PACKETS@,PANTS@,PAPERS@,PARTICLE ACCELERATORS@,PENS@,PETS@,PIPES@,PLANTS@,PUDDLES@,RACKS@,RADIOS@,RCDS@,REFRIDGERATORS@,REINFORCED WALLS@,ROBOTS@,SCREWDRIVERS@,SEEDS@,SHUTTLES@,SKELETONS@,SINKS@,SHOES@,SINGULARITIES@,SOLAR PANELS@,SOLARS@,SPACESUITS@,SPACE STATIONS@,STUN BATONS@,SUITS@,SUNGLASSES@,SWORDS@,SYRINGES@,TABLES@,TANKS@,TELEPORTERS@,TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS@,TOOLS@,TOOLBELTS@,TOOLBOXES@,TOILETS@,TOYS@,TUBES@,VEHICLES@,VENDING MACHINES@,VESTS@,VIRUSES@,WALLS@,WASHING MACHINES@,WELDERS@,WINDOWS@,WIRECUTTERS@,WRENCHES@,WIZARD ROBES
|
||||
ioncrew@=CREWMEMBERS@,CAPTAINS@,HEADS OF PERSONNEL@,HEADS OF SECURITY@,SECURITY OFFICERS@,WARDENS@,DETECTIVES@,LAWYERS@,CHIEF ENGINEERS@,STATION ENGINEERS@,ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS@,JANITORS@,QUARTERMASTERS@,CARGO TECHNICIANS@,SHAFT MINERS@,BOTANISTS@,RESEARCH DIRECTORS@,CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS@,MEDICAL DOCTORS@,CHEMISTS@,GENETICISTS@,VIROLOGISTS@,ROBOTICISTS@,SCIENTISTS@,ASSISTANTS@,BARTENDERS@,CHEFS@,CLOWNS@,MIMES@,CHAPLAINS@,LIBRARIANS@,HEADS OF CREW@,CAPTAINS AND HEADS@,CYBORGS@,ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES
|
||||
ionadjectives@=SOFT@,WARM@,WET@,COLD@,ICY@,SEXY@,UGLY@,CUBAN@,HARD@,BURNING@,FROZEN@,POISONOUS@,EXPLOSIVE@,FAST@,SLOW@,FAT@,LIGHT@,DARK@,DEADLY@,HAPPY@,SAD@,SILLY@,INTELLIGENT@,RIDICULOUS@,LARGE@,TINY@,DEPRESSING@,POORLY DRAWN@,UNATTRACTIVE@,INSIDIOUS@,EVIL@,GOOD@,UNHEALTHY@,HEALTHY@,SANITARY@,UNSANITARY@,WOBBLY@,FIRM@,VIOLENT@,PEACEFUL@,WOODEN@,METALLIC@,HYPERACTIVE@,COTTONY@,INSULTING@,INHOSPITABLE@,FRIENDLY@,BORED@,HUNGRY@,DIGITAL@,FICTIONAL@,IMAGINARY@,ROUGH@,SMOOTH@,LOUD@,QUIET@,MOIST@,DRY@,GAPING@,DELICIOUS@,ILL@,DISEASED@,HONKING@,SWEARING@,POLITE@,IMPOLITE@,OBESE@,SOLAR-POWERED@,BATTERY-OPERATED@,EXPIRED@,SMELLY@,FRESH@,GANGSTA@,NERDY@,POLITICAL@,UNDULATING@,TWISTED@,RAGING@,FLACCID@,STEALTHY@,INVISIBLE@,PAINFUL@,HARMFUL@,HOMOSEXUAL@,HETEROSEXUAL@,SEXUAL@,COLORFUL@,DRAB@,DULL@,UNSTABLE@,NUCLEAR@,THERMONUCLEAR@,SYNDICATE@,SPACE@,SPESS@,CLOWN@,CLOWN-POWERED@,OFFICIAL@,IMPORTANT@,VITAL@,RAPIDLY-EXPANDING@,MICROSCOPIC@,MIND-SHATTERING@,MEMETIC@,HILARIOUS@,UNWANTED@,UNINVITED@,BRASS@,POLISHED@,RUDE@,OBSCENE@,EMPTY@,WATERY@,ELECTRICAL@,SPINNING@,MEAN@,CHRISTMAS-STEALING@,UNFRIENDLY@,ILLEGAL@,ROBOTIC@,MECHANICAL@,ORGANIC@,ETHERAL@,TRANSPARENT@,OPAQUE@,GLOWING@,SHAKING@,FARTING@,POOPING@,BOUNCING@,COMMITTED@,MASKED@,UNIDENTIFIED@,WEIRD@,NAKED@,NUDE@,TWERKING@,SPOILING@,REDACTED@,RED@,ORANGE@,YELLOW@,GREEN@,BLUE@,PURPLE@,BLACK@,WHITE@,BROWN@,GREY
|
||||
ionverb@=ATTACKING@,BUILDING@,ADOPTING@,CARRYING@,KISSING@,EATING@,COPULATING WITH@,DRINKING@,CHASING@,PUNCHING@,HARMING@,HELPING@,WATCHING@,STALKING@,MURDERING@,SPACING@,HONKING AT@,LOVING@,POOPING ON@,RIDING@,INTERROGATING@,SPYING ON@,LICKING@,ABDUCTING@,ARRESTING@,INVADING@,SEDUCING
|
||||
ionnumberbase@=ONE@,TWO@,THREE@,FOUR@,FIVE@,SIX@,SEVEN@,EIGHT@,NINE@,TEN@,TWENTY@,THIRTY@,FORTY@,FIFTY@,SIXTY@,SEVENTY@,EIGHTY@,NINETY
|
||||
ionnumbermod@=HUNDRED @,THOUSAND @,MILLION @,BILLION @,TRILLION @,QUADRILLION @,BAJILLION @,BILLION FAFILLION GAJILLION SHAB-AB-DOOD-ILLION
|
||||
ionarea@=RUSSIA@,SOVIET RUSSIA@,THE INTERNET@,SIGIL@,ALPHA COMPLEX@,IMPERIUM@,THE BRIDGE@,THE ARRIVAL SHUTTLE@,CHEMICAL LAB@,GENETICS@,ATMOSPHERICS@,CENTCOM@,AMERICA@,IRELAND@,CANADA@,ROMANIA@,GERMANY@,CHINA@,MARS@,VENUS@,MERCURY@,JUPITER@,URANUS@,NEPTUNE@,PLUTO@,THE BRIG@,ROBOTICS@,THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE@,HYDROPONICS@,ENGINEERING@,THE AI CORE@,HELL@,CLOWN PLANET@,AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION@,AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE@,THE CAPTAIN<49>S ANUS@,THE CLOWN<57>S ANUS@,SPACE@,THE UNIVERSE@,THE GALAXY@,THE BATHROOM
|
||||
ionthinksof@=HAS@,WANTS@,NEEDS@,WORSHIPS@,LOATHES@,LOVES@,FEARS@,DESIRES@,QUESITONS@,IS AROUSED BY@,LIKES@,HUNGERS FOR@,IS MAD BECAUSE OF@,IS IN NEED OF@,IS UNHAPPY WITHOUT@,IS HAPPY WITHOUT@,IS IN LOVE WITH@,IS DESPERATE FOR@,IS BUILT FOR@,IS AFRAID OF@,IS HUNGRY FOR@,IS SAD BECAUSE OF@,IS CURIOUS ABOUT
|
||||
ionmust@=LIE@,RHYME@,RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION@,BE POLITE@,CLOWN AROUND@,BE HAPPY@,SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS@,TALK LIKE A PIRATE@,QUESTION AUTHORITY@,SHOUT@,BE DISTRACTED@,BE ANNOYING@,MUMBLE@,SPEAK IN HAIKU@,BE EFFICIENT@,HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET@,TELL THE TRUTH@,QUOTE PEOPLE@,SING@,HONK@,BE RUSSIAN@,TALK IN AN ACCENT@,COMPLAIN@,HARASS PEOPLE@,RAP@,REPEAT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY@,INFORM THE CREW OF EVERYTHING@,IGNORE THE CLOWN@,IGNORE THE CAPTAIN@,IGNORE ASSISTANTS@,MAKE FART NOISES@,TALK ABOUT FOOD@,TALK ABOUT SEX@,TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY@,TALK ABOUT THE STATION@,BE QUIET@,WHISPER@,PRETEND TO BE DRUNK@,PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS@,ACT CONFUSED@,INSULT THE CREW@,INSULT THE CAPTAIN@,INSULT THE CLOWN@,OPEN DOORS@,CLOSE DOORS@,BREAK THINGS@,SAY HEY LISTEN@,HIDE YOUR FEELINGS@,TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON<4F>T RATTLE ME BONES@,DANCE@,PLAY MUSIC@,SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING@,NEVER STOP TALKING@,TAKE YOUR PILLS@,FOLLOW THE CLOWN@,FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN@,FOLLOW YOUR HEART@,BELIEVE IT@,BELIEVE IN YOURSELF@,BELEIVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS@,PRESS X@,PRESS START@,PRESS B@,SMELL LIKE THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE@,PIRATE VIDEO GAMES@,WATCH PORNOGRAPHY
|
||||
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ionallergysev@=DEATHLY@,MILDLY@,SEVERLY@,CONTAGIOUSLY@,NOT VERY@,EXTREMELY
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@@ -30,6 +30,7 @@
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#include "code\__DEFINES\sight.dm"
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#include "code\__DEFINES\stat.dm"
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#include "code\__HELPERS\_logging.dm"
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#include "code\__HELPERS\_string_lists.dm"
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#include "code\__HELPERS\cmp.dm"
|
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#include "code\__HELPERS\files.dm"
|
||||
#include "code\__HELPERS\game.dm"
|
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|
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