diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_meteor.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_meteor.dmm
index 6282a93eb19..7ba17cd3d14 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/emergency_meteor.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/emergency_meteor.dmm
@@ -12,16 +12,17 @@
 "l" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 2; d2 = 4; icon_state = "2-4"; tag = ""},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
 "m" = (/obj/structure/cable{icon_state = "1-8"},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
 "n" = (/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe,/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"o" = (/obj/docking_port/mobile/emergency{dwidth = 20; height = 40; name = "a meteor with engines strapped to it"; timid = 1; width = 40},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"p" = (/obj/structure/closet/crate,/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"q" = (/obj/machinery/power/smes,/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"r" = (/obj/machinery/power/smes,/obj/structure/cable{icon_state = "0-2"; d2 = 2},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"s" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 2; d2 = 4; icon_state = "2-4"; tag = ""},/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 1; d2 = 4; icon_state = "1-4"; tag = "90Curve"},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"t" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 4; d2 = 8; icon_state = "4-8"; pixel_x = 0},/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 4; d2 = 8; icon_state = "4-8"; pixel_x = 0},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"u" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 1; d2 = 2; icon_state = "1-2"; pixel_y = 0},/obj/structure/cable{icon_state = "1-8"},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"v" = (/obj/structure/window/reinforced{dir = 1},/obj/structure/shuttle/engine/heater,/turf/open/floor/plating/airless,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"w" = (/obj/structure/window/reinforced{dir = 1},/obj/structure/shuttle/engine/heater,/obj/structure/cable,/turf/open/floor/plating/airless,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
-"x" = (/obj/structure/shuttle/engine/propulsion,/turf/open/floor/plating/airless,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"o" = (/obj/effect/station_crash,/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"p" = (/obj/docking_port/mobile/emergency{dwidth = 20; height = 40; name = "a meteor with engines strapped to it"; timid = 1; width = 40},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"q" = (/obj/structure/closet/crate,/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"r" = (/obj/machinery/power/smes,/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"s" = (/obj/machinery/power/smes,/obj/structure/cable{icon_state = "0-2"; d2 = 2},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"t" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 2; d2 = 4; icon_state = "2-4"; tag = ""},/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 1; d2 = 4; icon_state = "1-4"; tag = "90Curve"},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"u" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 4; d2 = 8; icon_state = "4-8"; pixel_x = 0},/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 4; d2 = 8; icon_state = "4-8"; pixel_x = 0},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"v" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 1; d2 = 2; icon_state = "1-2"; pixel_y = 0},/obj/structure/cable{icon_state = "1-8"},/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"w" = (/obj/structure/window/reinforced{dir = 1},/obj/structure/shuttle/engine/heater,/turf/open/floor/plating/airless,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"x" = (/obj/structure/window/reinforced{dir = 1},/obj/structure/shuttle/engine/heater,/obj/structure/cable,/turf/open/floor/plating/airless,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
+"y" = (/obj/structure/shuttle/engine/propulsion,/turf/open/floor/plating/airless,/area/shuttle/escape{always_unpowered = 1; requires_power = 1})
 
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 bdbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbdbbbbbdbbbbb
 ddbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbdbbbbbdbbbbb
 dbbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbddddnbdbbbbb
-ddbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdbbbbb
-obbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdbbbba
+dobbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdbbbbb
+pbbbbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdbbbba
 dbbbbddddddddddddddhdbbbbbbdbbbbbbdbbbba
 dbbbdddbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbddddddddbbbbb
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 dbbbdddbbbbdbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbbbbba
 dbbbddbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbdbbbbbbbbbbba
-dbbbpppbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbdbbbqqqqrqbba
+dbbbqqqbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbdbbbrrrrsrbba
 dbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbdbbbddddhdbbb
-dbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsfffffffffffftffudbbb
+dbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtffffffffffffuffvdbbb
 ddbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbddddhdbbb
 ddbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbddddhdbbb
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@@ -61,7 +62,7 @@ ddbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbb
 ddbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbb
 ddbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdhddbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbb
 bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdhddbbbbbbbbbbbbbhbbbb
-abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdhddbbbbbbbbbbbvvwvbba
-aaabbbbaaaaaabbbbbvvvvbbbbbbbbaaaxxxxbaa
-aaaaabbaaaaaabbaabxxxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
+abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdhddbbbbbbbbbbbwwxwbba
+aaabbbbaaaaaabbbbbwwwwbbbbbbbbaaayyyybaa
+aaaaabbaaaaaabbaabyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 "}
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/fun_balloon.dm b/code/modules/admin/fun_balloon.dm
index 40eff1ce83b..a63ad829f7d 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/fun_balloon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/fun_balloon.dm
@@ -83,3 +83,19 @@
 		PoolOrNew(/obj/effect/overlay/temp/sparkle, M)
 		M.forceMove(T)
 		M << "<span class='notice'>Pop!</span>"
+
+/obj/effect/station_crash
+	name = "station crash"
+	desc = "With no survivors!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "syndballoon"
+	anchored = TRUE
+
+/obj/effect/station_crash/New()
+	for(var/S in SSshuttle.stationary)
+		var/obj/docking_port/stationary/SM = S
+		if(SM.id == "emergency_home")
+			var/new_dir = turn(SM.dir, 180)
+			SM.loc = get_ranged_target_turf(SM, new_dir, rand(3,15))
+			break
+	qdel(src)
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