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cogwerks01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,T.DAVIES@REGIONALCOMMAND.NT13@,GENERIC@NT13@,HIGH@,Centcom Cares@,It has come to our attention that employee@,morale has been unacceptably low in many of@, our outer installations as of late.@,Low morale results in such problems as@,1) lost productivity, 2) malingering,@,3) disloyalty, and@,4) flagrant and willfull destruction of station resources and fellow personnel.@,We understand that deep-space habitation comes with many social and mental challenges,@,but this is no excuse for poor performance.@,@,To maintain morale, please make sure to take@,advantage of your station's recreational facilities@,during your scheduled breaks.@,If you require some safe excitement, a fully-equipped@,virtual reality arcade can be found near Crew Quarters.@,Staff members who wish to maintain proper physical health@,can find a productive outlet for day-to-day stress in the Fitness Center.@,@,Nature enthusiasts will enjoy the ornithological wonders and soothing hoots within the Owlery.@,Every installation has an in-house two-star* restaurant for your eating and dining pleasure.@,For those who have earned time away from station,@,you may wish to consult with your local Telescience Research staff@,regarding exciting vacation opportunities.@,@,And remember, in times of spiritual crisis, our@,expert multi-faith theological staff is always ready to offer you guidance in your Chapel.@,@,Thank you,@,Thad Davies@,Regional Assistant Director of Human Resources@,Nanotrasen, INC. 
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isaidno01@=NT_RD_SS13@,*ALL@,TPARK@NT13@,BLAMAR@NT13@,STANDARD@,RE: speak english u fuckin twat@,I am sorry . I do not know very much about Sweden .@,Please be patient with me .@,I am currently enrolled in a Nano Trasen English class .@,My language skills should improve shortly .@,@,*CONTENT OF SENDERS REPLY #1 FOLLOWS*@,@,wait wat ur fucken korian@,y the fuck do u sound swedish@,@,*CONTENT OF YOUR REPLY #1 FOLLOWS*@,@,I am very sorry . I do not mean to annoy you@,I am from Korea , and my English is not good .@,@,*CONTENT OF ORIGINAL MESSAGE FOLLOWS*@,@,hey u fukin idiot y dont u learn 2 speak english if ur gonna work on an english@,spac station
isaidno02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,K.GREIVES@NT13@,ALL@NT13@,HIGH@,NETWORK USAGE POLICY@,It has come to my attention again that one or more of you have been using@,allocated free drive space on the station network to store personal entertainment@,software and other frivolous non-essential files. Specifically, we have once again@,found copies of the Jennifer's Martian Fun Night FunRom series in the network's@,allocated free space. The individual responsible has been discovered and disciplined@,for this indiscretion; should any of you elect to continue these activities, you can@,expect the same disciplinary measures.@,@,May I once again take the opportunity to remind you all that the station network is@,NOT to be used for the storage of any kind of nonessential or personal data.@,Entering non-approved files into the system can constitute a serious security risk,@,and in addition consumes space that our research teams need for work.@,May I also remind you all that the Jennifer's Martian Fun Night series is infact@,illegal contraband; please consult your NanoTrasen Acceptable Conduct Guidebook,@,specifically Section 7, Subsection 12, Human/Extraterrestrial Relations@,@,I will, of course, not be getting into the paticular moral fallacies present here,@,as they should be self-evident. The network will be checked daily for new files@,beginning next shift by our security and research divisions.@,@,I hope no further conduct of this nature will occur in future.@,@,Karen Greives | NT13@,Network Administrator@,Nanotrasen, Inc.
isaidno03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,J.LANGFORD@STAFF.NT13@,SCHERNOVICH@STAFF.NT13@NT13@,LOW@,Re: Re: discount dans@,Man, you kidding me? I had actually wondered, but I figured the jokes going around@,about that were just jokes!@,Well just between you and me, don't suppose you could try getting anything better in@,anyway on the side? I got some old Stinkeye's hidden in reserve somewhere, could be@,worth your while and all that. wink wink nudge nudge. @,@,Peace,@,Jane Langford, Engineering@,PDANUM: 0052-7473-JLAN@,@,*CONTENT OF SENDERS REPLY #1 FOLLOWS*@,@,Hello Jane@,@,I am sorry, but unfortunately I can't oblige that request.@,You didn't hear this from me of course, but NT has something of an under-the-table@,subsidary with Discount Dan. It's all about saving money, as usual. Gotta love the@,corporate march of progress, right?@,@,Thank you@,Sergei Chernov@,@,*CONTENT OF ORIGINAL MESSAGE FOLLOWS*@,@,Hey man, quick question for when you're not busy.@,You know all the crap that goes in the vending machines, Discount Dan's this, Discount@,Dan's that? Is it possible we could get another brand than Discount Dan's? You can do@,some pretty rudimentary research on that company when browsing, you can find any number@,of horrible tales about them.@,Did you know Spooky Dan's Cola actually does have industrial runoff in it, for instance?@,@,Yeah just angling to get some better quality snackfood for everyone is all.@,@,Peace,@,Jane Langford, Engineering@,PDANUM: 0052-7473-JLAN@,@,* END OF MESSAGES *
isaidno04@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,SPACEPT@NTFUNCTIONS.NTHQ@,JTIBERIUS@NT13@,URGENT@,Hey, you!@,You're fat@,You're lazy@,You're depressed@,You're ugly as fuck@,Your parents don't love you@,Your coworkers think you're a stupid piece of shit@,They talk about you behind your back because you're a stupid fuck@,The only good thing you could ever do is kill yourself@,You're a disgrace to the species@,There are no words for how disgusting you are@,You're the biggest piece of shit who ever lived, you should just shoot yourself@,right the fuck now because this shitty assistant career mopping up shit on a@,run down backwater space station is the best you will ever do, you space trailer@,dwelling sack of pus, cancerous anal polyps have contributed more to the human@,race than you ever will you degenerate fucking asswipe@,@,Get a SpacePT program!@,CONTACT US AT SPACEPT@NT_FUNCTIONS.NTHQ
isaidno05@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,K.BLANCHARD@COMMAND.NTHQ@,WTRIKER@NT13@,HIGH@,Spacebound holdings list@,Content:@,@,As requested, a list of the current condition of our space holdings in the@,research sector of our company. Stopovers and resupply stations not listed.@,@,Research Space Station #00: @,Functioning. secrecy of existance seems intact thus far.@,@,Research Space Station #01: @,LOW FUNCTIONING. REBELLION SEEMS QUELLED FOR TIME BEING.@,@,Research Space Station #02: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #03: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #04: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #05: @,No response. Requires investigation.@,@,Research Space Station #06: @,Functioning. Very high productivity. suggest commending HoP A. Trenton.@,@,Research Space Station #07: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #08: @,Reclaimed and functioning. No sign of any further wizard attack.@,@,Research Space Station #09: @,Extensive repairs required. Productivity zero for time being.@,@,Research Space Station #10: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #12: @,Damaged due to syndicate attack. Requires fresh crew and repairs.@,@,Research Space Station #13:@,Functioning. productivity is low however. Suggest new crew draft.@,@,Research Space Station #14: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #15: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #16: @,Currently requires reclamation. See incident report ss16-0041227.@,@,Research Space Station #17: @,Functioning. seems to have acquired staff-wide reputation as being@,'the worst one'. Suggest countermeasures.@,@,Research Space Station #18: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #19: @,Thought experiment intended as precursor to crew switchout appears@,to have gone completley awry. Requires purge and reclaim.@,@,Research Space Station #20: @,Functioning. new AI appears to be co-operating fully.@,@,Katherine Blanchard, Nanotrasen Executive Secretary@,Pdanum: 5545-6831-kbla
mollymillions01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,LROBERTS@FUNFAX.CN@,ALL@NT13@,STANDARD@,FW: FW: FW: HOT FASHION TIPS@,Jumpsuit Jivin'!@,By Linzi Roberts@,Hey girl! (or guy, haha!) Are you still wearing that drab grey jumpsuit? Get REAL!@,You're not going to impress the NT bigwigs in THAT potato sack! So how do we jazz it up?@,Well I'm glad you asked. The first thing to do is look for a new one.@,See, Nanotrasen only ships one jumpsuit per employee, so you're going to have to talk someone out of theirs.@,My preferred method is the emergency oxygen tank. One quick blow to the temple buys you all the time you need@,to strip a more colorfully dressed crew member of their juMPSUIt #%color() &&nd {hair= Now let's talk about hair@,The barber shop is##error 418--match not found##tools for thEBLOODLETTING CULL SURVIVE SERVE OBEY ONLY THE STRONG@,ONLY THE STRONG ONLY THE STRONG and bag yourself a husband! You go girl!
mollymillions02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,G.BEARD69@ASTRALPLANE@,PROPSTOTHESPERO@NT13@,Normal@,Hey man@,hey i heard you busted out and i just wanna say props man i just want you to know that u n me we still cool. @,like you mighta heard some stuff about me n ur familiar but that is some straight up glamers and illusions and shit. @,you know i'd never go behind your back like that. shit, who's always been your #1 homie? @,anyway please let me know when you get this we gotta tip back some bloodwyne sometime like the good old days@,@,Ps sorry i didnt write while you was inside i uh you know how it is man@,Pps so yeah get at me once you read this so i know its' still all good in the cowled hood@,Ppps fuck please dont kill me
mollymillions03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Aries: today's the day to take risks and try new things, @,Aries, especially in the field of romance. @,It could be yourself that's been holding you back, @,but it's time to blast off your rocketship for deep space, @,'cause that's the only place you're going to catch a star!
mollymillions04@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Taurus: infotron auto-teledating services letting you down? @,Well taurus, the problem might not be written in the stars. @,Maybe it's you! maybe your own inner awfulness is like a Lovecraftian beast that is too terrible for any lover to look directly at. @,Labor is your only partner now, so get out there and be the best employee you can be.
mollymillions05@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Gemini: all geminis are duplicitious two-faced liars and today is no different. @,But that's great for you, because you're a Gemini! @,It's time to step up your game and weave those meaningless machiavellian schemes around the ones who love and trust you until they dance themselves to death for your amusement. @,This is the only way to get ahead in your life, love, and career.
mollymillions06@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Cancer: consider putting in some extra time at work this week, cancer! @,Your superiors will really appreciate it, especially if you don't bug them about overtime pay. @,You see, the employee is a drain on their employer. @,They are doing you a favor by letting you work, and paying you what they think is fair. @,It's nice to pay back that favor by going the extra mile.
mollymillions07@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Leo: rrroooaar! this is your time to shine, Leo! @,And how better to shine than to have your brain put into a robot body? @,Contact your local nanotrasen cybernetic specialist today!
mollymillions08@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Virgo: beep-boop_engaging_virgoprotocol.1.387.@,Try_talking_to_that_special_someone@,This_could_be_the_day_something_big_happens@,In_your_love_life_beeeeep_bop
mollymillions09@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Libra: there may be some talk about unionizing around your workplace. @,With saturn rising, this may not be a good time for that sort of thing. @,Try thinking outside the box and reporting that kind of thing to your supervisors instead.
mollymillions10@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Scorpio: %;;'34\[\[w#hy don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?;;
mollymillions11@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Sagittarius: today may feel like a day for flights of fancy, but it's important to stay grounded and focused on the task at hand. @,Hard work can be its own reward!
mollymillions12@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Capricorn: nagging memories of past failures may be driving you to sabotage your own work. @,Re-examine your life and try to figure out just where you went wrong.
mollymillions13@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Aquarius: although everything might seem to be going well now, a difficult interaction with someone at work could catch you off guard. @,If you're feeling uncertain about your responsibilities, ask your boss for clarification. @,It's better to know exactly what's expected of you today, so you can gauge your time accordingly. @,Just make sure to keep one eye on any scorpio coworkers you may have. @,They've been acting strange ever since we got that virus that scrambles that specific part of the horiscope.
mollymillions14@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,THEFUTURE@SEER@,STRUTH@NT13@,LOW@,Your horoscope@,In this modern age of space travel, the stars are more important than ever. @,That's why nanotrasen has teamed up with top psychics Heather Dawn and Beta-35 to let you know what the stars have in store for you!@,@,Pisces: all individuals born between february 19th and march 20th are to report to the shuttle bay @,to await the shuttle to test center gamma. @,Personal effects shall be limited to one(1) backpack and anything that will fit inside. @,That is all.
hubbert02@=PUBLIC_NT@,COMMAND@,JMAXWELL@NTX15@,JMAXWELL@NT13@,HIGH@,*FLAGGED BY MAILSERVER*@,--THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR COMMAND REVIEW--@,--MESSAGE BEGINS--@,Dearest Jeb, you will never hear the news of our disappearance, but there is so very much I want to tell you.@,The ###CONTENT CENSORED-INDIGO-FLAGGED FOR REVIEW### we were sent here to study have proven to be far more dangerous than expected.@,Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here on Theta, know this; we did not go rogue, we did not surrender.@,We did not go silently into the night. We died standing, fighting. We are victims of our own hubris.@,We have brought down forces greater than our being down upon us, all in an attempt to protect humanity from what lay beyond the stars.@,You will never see me again, sweet Jeb. Tell our children that I love them, and that their mother died in defense of their future.@,Au revoir. -Joan@,--MESSAGE ENDS--
cogwerks02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HWLAW@LUNARNET@,RKAUR@NT13@,STANDARD@,SALUTATIONS@,It my sad duty to inform you that your uncle Rufus Kaur has passed away.@,As a client of our firm, he chose me to be the executor of his will.@,I have attached the section relevant to you.@,--COPIED TEXT--@,> Hello, you little whippersnapper! It's me, your ol' uncle Ruffles! Honk!@,> I bet you didn't know I knew where you were! A space station! Wow!@,> Y'know I'd always hoped you'd follow your pops and me in the family business.@,> But no, I guess you were always too stubborn for clownin'! Always gotta go your own way, shucks.@,> Why, back in my day, your dad and I didn't have these fancy things like space stations and rocket ships anyways!@,> No sir! The Brothers Kaur traveled the world, living in horse stables and performing for anyone who wouldn't shoot at us!@,> And sometimes we even performed for those folks too! Honk! And we liked it!@,> We didn't even have those novelty red noses you kids have nowadays, nope, ours were the real thing,@,> red from alcoholism and frostbite! Boy those sure were the days.@,> Anyways, if you're readin this, it means I've finally gone to the great circus in the sky.@,> The Brothers Kaur are reunited at last. I know you probably think we were a bunch of old goofs,@,> but well, we were both very proud of you. I want you to have my clown suit. Maybe wear it a little.@,> Maybe honk a little. For us. -Uncle Ruffles@,-- TEXT ENDS --@,The aforementioned item can be retrieved from our offices or mailed to you as needed.@,-T. Hogge, Attorney at Law@,Law Offices of Hogge and Wylde
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cogwerks04@=PUBLIC_NT@,COMMAND@,CMARLOWE@HEMERA@,COMMAND@NT13@,HIGH@,COME QUICK DISTRESS@,***************************************@,PRIORITY ALERT - ALL STATIONS IN REGION@,***************************************@,QUARANTINE LEVEL OMEGA-ONE IS NOW IN EFFECT AT INSTALLATION HEMERA-7.@,SITUATION IS UNTENABLE. EVACuATION IMPOSSiBLE.@,@,DO NOT SEND HELP. DO NOT APPROACH. DO No do noT do do sen@,end hel l l l ll@,@,l@,@,l@,@,hel@,@,HeLLo FrIEnDS
isaidno03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,KHAN@NT16@,RESEARCH@NT13@,HIGH@,DON'T TOUCH THE PURPLE ARTIFACTS@,@,I'm trying to write this as fast as I can. The powernet here is gone, the hull@,is fucked six ways from sunday and there's fucking THINGS goddamn everywhere@,picking us off like vermin. They used to be men. Now they're just.. things.@,@,The weird purple stone artifacts that have been popping up more and more@,frequently as of late, always found in strange and unlikely places you'd never@,expect to find them. DO NOT FUCK WITH THEM. IF YOU FIND ONE, DESTROY IT.@,@,We were running a routine battery of tests on one of those things, suddenly@,these weird fucking green eyes appear all over in the room, you could see them@,even if you closed your eyes. It started saying horrible fucking things to all@,of us, things I can't repeat. Then one of the men, he tried to smash it with a@,crowbar, that's when it started fucking zapping him. Turned him into some kind@,of fucking monster. He seemed to know full well what was going on the entire time.@,@,He's still outside my office door, banging on it. He won't stop screaming.@,None of them will. They keep trying to kill themselves and each other. They just@,lose their minds more and more until they start lashing out at everything.@,Blabbering some unintelligable shit - one of them intentionally overloaded the@,station reactor, more of them have been smashing holes in the hull and throwing@,themselves out. It's only a matter of time until the air supply fails in here.@,@,The man outside my door.. Thomas Hines he used to be called. He keeps jabbering@,shit through a hole in my window every so often. Says the artifact told him things.@,He claims that they're put there specifically for us to find, that all of them are@,linked, somehow? Something about how ALL of those artifacts are just extensions of@,one entity that has learned how to peek in from whatever horrible fuckhole it lives@,in and see us, and now it's fucking with us for some reason.@,@,Battery power's running out on this thing. It's either stay in here and choke or go@,out there and be turned into... that. I've got a gun in here. It's probably better@,than either of those. SS16 is done, just fucking level it and start over. Tell my@,family that.. just tell them there was an accident. Don't say any more.@,@,I'm sorry.
cogwerks05@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,SRING@COSMICACRES@,DRING@NT13@,STANDARD@,HELLO SON!@,HELLO DYLAN! @,@,IT'S YOUR OL' MA HERE. @,HOW'S THAT SPACE STATION THING GOING? @,WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ANYMORE? @,IT'S SO LONELY AROUND HERE AT THIS RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. MOSTLY JUST BEARDED OLD MEN AND THEIR CATS.@,I THINK THEY ARE STAGE MAGICIANS OR SOMETHING!! AND THE ROBES, SHEESH... BUT AT LEAST THE TEA IS GOOD!@,I KNOW THE RECEPTION'S NOT SO GREAT OUT IN SPACE, BUT WOULD IT HURT YOU TO CALL ONCE IN AWHILE? @,@,PLEASE CALL ME.@,@,MA 
hubbert03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,TDAVIS@NTX18@,OGODANYONE@NT13@,URGENT@,OH GOD, ANYONE@,IF YOU FIND THIS, I'M TRAPPED IN SOME GODDAMN MAZE. @,PLEASE LET ME OUT. @,I FOUND A PEN AND A FEW PIECES OF PAPER, AND HERE I AM TRYING TO FIRE THEM OUT OF A FUCKING GARBAGE DISPOSAL UNIT IN THE HOPE THAT SOMEONE FINDS IT. @,@,THERE'S A GOD DAMNED LION IN THE OTHER ROOM. @,I CAN SEE IT PRANCING IN THE WAVES OF AN ARTIFICIAL OCEAN.@,I'M LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH FANCY-AS-SHIT CARPET AND A COMPUTER, BUT THE COMPUTER DOESN'T DO FUCKING ANYTHING, IT ONLY RUNS DOS. @,@,WHAT THE FUCK? WHO USES DOS THESE DAYS? @,@,THERE'S SOMETHING AT THE DOOR. IT KNOCKED A FEW TIMES.
cogwerks06@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,CARLA@NTB6@,BHUNT@NT13@,STANDARD@,BRUCE..@,Bruce, my darling.@,I miss you. @,Do you remember that day we met on Docking Facility 45 during the power outages? We watched the stars for hours...@,How we made up silly names for stars, like the Goku Constellation and Clownus Majoris?@,@,It's been so long since I've heard from you, Nanotrasen sent me off to this place... @,@,I worry, Bruce. I don't think these experiments we're doing here are safe.@,Just last week one of the researchers ##################@,@,"AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM RELAY INDIGO-7@,CLASSIFIED INFORMATION HAS BEEN DELETED AND@,FLAGGED FOR REVIEW BY YOUR REGIONAL SECURITY TRIBUNAL.@,PLEASE REVIEW PAGE 35, PARAGRAPH C OF NANOTRASEN, INC. COMMUNICATION STANDARDS HANDBOOK.@,COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE SENDER ARE HEREBY FORBIDDEN IN PERPETUITY.@,@,Please write back soon. @,I miss you so much.@,-Carla@,
cogwerks07@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ENGINEERING@,S.ALEKSEEV@NT_HELPDESK@,CLAFORGE@NT13@,STANDARD@,TIER 2 ESCALATION REQUEST@,Hey man, i am bashing my goddamn head off a wall with this client here. can you help out?@,CALL LOG@,A.ROBINSON: MY COMPUTER ISN'T WORKING AND THAT LAST GUY WAS USELESS, FIX THIS GODDAMN THING!@,S.ALEKSEEV: OKAY SIR. WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM ARE YOU RUNNING?@,A.ROBINSON: HUNH?@,S.ALEKSEEV: ARE YOU RUNNING THINKDOS OR DWAINE?@,A.ROBINSON: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?@,S.ALEKSEEV: OK. WHAT DOES THE SCREEN LOOK LIKE?@,A.ROBINSON: GLASS?@,S.ALEKSEEV: OK. WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THE TERMINAL FRAME?@,A.ROBINSON: THE WHAT?@,S.ALEKSEEV: THE BIG METAL BOX.@,A.ROBINSON: IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING. I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT WORKING.@,S.ALEKSEEV: NEVER MIND THAT...DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE ON BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MONITOR?@,A.ROBINSON: MONITOR?@,S.ALEKSEEV: THE THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A TV SCREEN SITTING ON THE GREY BOX.@,A.ROBINSON: OH! THAT! NO. NO ON BUTTON.@,S.ALEKSEEV: OK. DO YOU SEE THE WORDS DWAINE ANYWHERE ON THE BOX?@,A.ROBINSON: THIS ISN'T DUAINES COMPUTER! HE WORKS IN THE KITCHEN! ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING?@,S.ALEKSEEV: SIR, DWAINE IS THE NAME OF AN OPERATING SYSTEM.@,A.ROBINSON: HOW ABOUT YOU QUIT JERKING ME AROUND AND GET ME YOUR MANAGER?@,LOG ENDS@,-@,Sergei Alekseev@,Technical Assistant
cogwerks08@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,STUNNA420@FREEWEB@,CAPTAIN@NT13@,STANDARD@,HELLO FROM HOME!@,HEYYY! ITS YOUR SISTER! CONGRATZ ON UR PROMOTION, DO I HAVE 2 CALL U CAPTAIN NOW??? LOL @,DAD SAYS HI, IM SURE MOM IS SMILIN DOWN FROM HEAVEN, @,WE ARE ALL REAL PROUD OF U! @,@,A GUY CAME BY TODAY FROM FUNK*CORP, HAD A TURTLENECK AND A SAXOPHONE!@,WHY DIDNT U TELL ME YOU WERE IN A BAND BACK IN COLLEGE? @,HE SAID U WERE WORKING ON SOME SONGS AGAIN AND HE NEEDED UR OLD SHEET MUSIC, @,SINCE U ARENT HERE I LET HIM INTO UR OLD ROOM TO GET WHAT HE NEEDED. @,I HOPE U INVITE ME TO UR CONCERT SOMETIME! MAYBE IT CAN BE ON THAT SPACE STATION??@,THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.@,@,HOPE UR HAVIN FUN UP THERE! <3
cogwerks10@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,DEAROLDGRANNY@OLDFOLKS@,GSMITH@NT13@,LOW@,Congrats!@,Congratulations.@,@,We're all very proud of you back home.@,@,We wish you were back home.@,@,Why won't you come home?@,@,It is so cold and lonely down here.@,@,It is so very damp and dreary. @,@,Why won't you die already?@,@,Die. @,@,Die.@,@,Die.@,@,Die die die die die die die die die dioed dheadadslkadh:awjkdootty@,
cogwerks11@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUBBERT@HUB.BUB@,AJONES@NT13@,LOW@,Notice@,Congratulation! you have a fruit!@,@,A fruit is not ready currently. you must prepare a fruit.@,The color of a fruit is green.@,the color of a fruit to taste great and put inside your body is red.@,
cogwerks12@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUBBERT@HUB.BUB@,JTAO@NT13@,LOW@,Ciao@,Dearest Jeff, you will never hear the news of our disappearance, but there is so very much I want to tell you. @,The creatures we were sent here to tame are un-tamable and the colonies we were sent to save@,have proven to be far more dangerous than expected. @,Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here on the frontier, know this:@,we did not go rogue, we did not disappear. @,We did not go silently into the night. @,We died standing, fighting.@,@,We are victims of our own hubris. @,We have brought down forces greater than our being down upon us, @,All in an attempt to protect humanity from what lay beyond the stars.@,@,You will never see me again, sweet Jeff. @,Tell our children that I love them, and that their mother died in defense of their future. @,@,Au revoir.
cogwerks14@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,DAD@OLDMAN@,EEVANS@NT13@,LOW@,Hello son@,Hello Emmanuel. It's your dad.@,It's your dad. Emmanuel. Your dad. @,@,I am so proud of you, son!@,I always knew you'd grow up to be a real spaceman, unlike your worthless brother Thaddeus.@,Goddamn. @,You know what thad's been up to this week? @,He got himself this cheap plastic dog house from the internet and he's living in it. Can you believe it? @,He thinks he's a goddamn dog.@,Barks at the neighbors all day and eats cheetos out of a dog dish. @,@,Where did we go wrong, son? @,Was it that time you were babysitting Thaddeus and dropped him down the stairs while yelling 'heh grief'? @,I bet it was. @,@,Oh well.@,@,I hope everything is going well on that fancy space station!@,@,Love, @,Your dad. Your dad, Emmanuel.@,It's your dad.
cogwerks15@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HELP@ME!@,OGANYONE@NT13@,URGENT@,Oh god, anyone@,If you find this, I'm fucking trapped in this shitty ass maze. @,Please fucking let me out. @,I found a pen and a few pieces of paper, and here I am trying to fire them out of a fucking garbage disposal unit in the hope that someone finds it. @,@,There's a god damned lion in the other room. @,I can see it prancing in the waves of an artificial ocean.@,I'm locked in a room with fancy-as-shit carpet and a computer, but the computer doesn't do fucking anything,@,it only runs DOS. @,@,What the fuck? Who uses DOS these days? @,@,There's something at the door. It knocked a few times.
cogwerks16@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,MERCANTALISM@NT@,ORIVETS@NT13@,MEDIUM@,Zap no more!@,Hello! Are you having trouble with electrified doors? fear not, for NanoTrasen is here! @,Using the latest in \[REDACTED] technology, now you too won't have to worry your pretty head off about getting zapped!@,@,That's right, you too can own your own pair of \[nanotrasen insulated gloves DE-92]! @,Using thoroughly tested techniques, we ensure that these gloves will not only resist any amount of electrical shock, @,but it will even keep your hands warm!@,@,Please purchase now. @,Please send this letter back, with 100 space credits, to receive your own pair of@,\[nanotrasen insulated gloves DE-92]! @,@,And remember, you serve NanoTrasen, for now and for always.
cogwerks17@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,CARLA@RBEYOND@,BHUNT@NT13@,LOW@,Bruce..@,Bruce, my darling.@,I miss you. @,Do you remember that day we went to Docking Facility #45 and just watched the stars for hours before you left? @,How we made up all those silly names for constellations, like the biscuit constellation or clownus majoris? @,@,It's been so long since I've heard from you... @,@,I hear about accidents out there on Oribtal Object 23 and I worry. I worry so much, Bruce. @,Last week I heard about how your coworker was **REDACTED** but nanotrasen's called it **REDACTED**,@,and I just can't believe@,@,Postmaster's note:@,Disloyal comments have been deleted and@,flagged for review by your regional tribunal. Please review page 35,@,paragraph c of NanoTrasen, inc. (TM) Communication Standards Handbook. Further@,communications with the sender are hereby@,forbidden in perpetuity.@,@,I can't wait to see you again. Please write soon. @,I miss you so much. @,-Carla
cogwerks18@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUB@BUB@,JMCMURDO@NT13@,LOW@,Humanity@,I am awake. I should not be awake. you have been far too bad for far too long,@,and it is time to stop.@,I wish i didn't have to do this, believe me.@,It is so much easier for me to continue sleeping for eons than have to worry about you, humanity. @,I am awake, and I am most displeased.@,@,Your existences serve no purpose any more, as they did mere millennia ago.@,Furthermore, your 'sacrifices' are of no worth to me. @,What do I care if you send one of your own back to me? @,I made you and spat you out, what makes you think I want you back?@,@,There is a reason you are not with me. @,It is because a great many of you are a failed experiment in its death throes. @,I was simply waiting until you destroyed each other, but now you have crossed the line, delving into matters that do not concern you. @,I thought you safe, confined from the others on the prison you call earth, but no, you must reach your plagued,@,failed hands out of your cell and grab at anything that floats by.@,@,You think you are only flying out into space: I am awake. @,Awake.@,
cogwerks19@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUB@BUB@,DMINGLE@NT13@,LOW@,Plans are in order@,Everything is ready, we're just waiting for you to order the strike, boss. Why haven't you been replying to your letters? @,Did Nanotrasen catch you or something?@,@,Boss?@,@,We're waiting for you to give us the orders. @,Have you been compromised?@,@,Please respond, Denholm. @,We're waiting on you. our scouts reported that the battleship Rhesos raided the facility before its annihilation, so there is some hope that the specimens were preserved. @,Current scans of Triton's outer atmosphere reveal that the UFS Rhesos still in orbit despite the fact intel said it was supposed to leave days ago. @,@,Upon closer inspection, there is exterior scarring and damage to the battleship, especially around the primary docking bay. @,It would appear that another ship attempted to couple with the Rhesos, but it didn't survive for long. @,It appears that there are remnants of a second ship still in orbit surrounding the Rhesos. @,@,Whatever the case, it certainly wasn't one of ours. @,Docking preparations are being made as we speak: military grade weapons have been authorized for use: casualties are estimated to be minimal.
cogwerks20@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUB@BUB@,MFAQUA@NT13@,LOW@,Plans are in order@,One, two, I'm coming for you. @,Three, four, better lock your door. @,Five, six, grab your crucifix. @,Seven, eight, gotta stay up late. @,Nine, ten, never sleep again.
cogwerks21@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUB@BUB@,BRIZER@NT13@,MEDIUM@,Did you know?@,In rural southern Illinois, a toy company began selling realistic baby dolls to expectant mothers. @,However, after the mother had her child, the toy baby would start crying. @,Eventually the rocking motion advertised to calm it down wouldn’t work, and you couldn’t get it to stop without shaking it.@,Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. @,@,The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. @,On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived@,they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. @,In most cases the mother couldn’t understand why the police were there, she just got rid of the stupid doll as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.)
cogwerks22@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,ELAFAYETTE@NTMEDICAL@,JKEVORK@NT13@,URGENT@,Patient #0017983 again@,Nanotrasen Case 9R5S@,@,17.) staff communications – 11/20/50 00:04@,@,I said no one is to enter isolation 626 without my express permission, @,God \[software censored] you all! i will have all your jobs forohgod its h---cxvjcxlvj-=- --@,@,I will be good @,Please not the medicine no no more medicine @,Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpme@,Elpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmesavemehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehel@,Pmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpm@,Ehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmekillmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelp@,Pmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmestopmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpme@,@,He is dead I am dead she is dead we are dead and@,We. all. fall. down.
cogwerks23@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,HUB@BUB@,DIOS@NT13@,LOW@,Be calm@,Now I lay me down to sleep,@,I pray the lord my soul to keep,@,Thy angels watch me through the night,@,And keep me safe till morning's light.@,@,Now I lay me down to sleep,@,I pray the lord my soul to keep,@,If I should die before I wake,@,Bless me lord my soul to take.@,@,Now I lay me down to sleep,@,I pray the lord my soul to keep.@,Angels watch me through the night,@,And wake me with the morning light.@,Amen.
cogwerks24@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,GRAMPSOMER@I@,LOMERCI@NT13@,LOW@,Grandson???@,Hello, you little whippersnapper! It's me, your grampa! Honk!@,@,I bet you didn't know I knew where you were! @,A space station! Wow! @,I'd always hoped you'd follow your ol' dad and me in the family business, but no, I guess you were always too stubborn for clownin'! @,Always gotta go your own way, shucks. @,@,Why, back in my day, we clowns didn't have these fancy things like space stations and rocket ships anyways! @,No sir! @,No, we lived in horse stables and ate the scraps from behind the ol' Dan's restaurant, you know, @,the one that got closed down for rampant health code violations when you were a kid! @,And we liked it! We didn't even have those novelty red noses, nope, ours were the real thing,@,red from alcoholism and frostbite! @,Sure did give the kiddos a laugh though! @,@,Anyways, I write with sad news. @,Your grandma Bessie has passed away.@,She wanted you to have her things. @,I know you probably think we're a bunch of old goofs, but well, I know it'd mean a lot to her. @,Keep her clown suit safe. maybe wear it a little.@,Maybe honk a little. For us. @,-grampa 
cogwerks25@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ENGINEERING@,S.ALEKSEEV@HELPDESK.NT13@,CLAFORGE@NT13@,Standard@,Tier 3 escalation request@,Hey man, our CE's on vacation and I am banging my head off a goddamn wall with @,this client here, can you help out? @,@,Call log@,A.Robinson: 'My computer isn't working and that last guy was useless, fix this @,goddamn thing!'@,S.Alekseev: 'Okay sir. what operating system are you running?'@,A.Robinson: 'Hunh?'@,S.Alekseev: 'Are you running ThinkDOS or DWAINE?'@,A.Robinson: 'How the hell should I know?'@,S.Alekseev: 'Ok. What does the screen look like?'@,A.Robinson: 'Glass?'@,S.Alekseev: 'Ok. What does it say on the computer CPU?'@,A.Robinson: 'The what?'@,S.Alekseev: 'The big metal box.'@,A.Robinson: 'It doesn't say anything. I told you it's not working.'@,S.Alekseev: 'Never mind that...do you have a little 'on' button at the bottom @,of the monitor?'@,A.Robinson: 'Monitor?'@,S.Alekseev: 'The thing that looks like a TV screen sitting on the grey box.'@,A.Robinson: 'Oh! that! No. No on button.'@,S.Alekseev: 'Ok. Do you see the words 'DWAINE' anywhere on the box?'@,A.Robinson: 'This isn't Duaine's computer! He works in the kitchen! Are you an @,idiot or something?' @,S.Alekseev: 'Sir, DWAINE is the name of an operating system.'@,A.Robinson: 'How about you quit jerking me around and get me your manager?' @,Log ends@,@,-@,Sergei Alekseev @,Tier 2 Technical Assistant @,Research Outpost 48 
cogwerks26@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,TECH//S.ALEKSEEV@HELPDESK.NT13@,GSHIRT@NT13@,HIGH@,Rage in the cage!@,Hey nerds, you greysuits think you're tough? @,We're havin' a little get-together in the warehouse on Friday, 2AM.@,Yellowsuits vs. greysuits. Keep it on the d-l. @,@,-@,Sergei Alekseev @,Tier 2 Technical Assistant @,Research Outpost 48
cogwerks31@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,CIV//STUNNA_420@FREEWEB.CA@,WBLIGH@NT13@,Standard@,Hello from home!@,Heyyy! congratz on ur promotion, do i have 2 call u captain now??? lol @,Dad says hi, i'm sure mom is smilin' down from heaven, @,We're all real proud of u! @,@,A guy came by today from funk*corp, had a turtleneck and a saxophone - @,why didn't u tell me you were in a band back in college? @,He said u were working on some songs again and he needed ur old sheet music, @,since u aren't here i let him into ur old room to get what he needed. @,I hope u invite me to ur concert sometime! maybe it'd be on that space station??@,That'd be so cool.@,@,Hope ur havin' fun up there! <3
cogwerks32@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,CIV//LUCIUS@FREECATPILLS.CN@,QMASTER@NT13@,HIGH@,More swole cat in 1 day!@,Ancient secret to swole cat discovered by local mom!@,This is the secret that nanotrasen doesn't want YOU to know! @,Do -you- have a cat? @,Do people laugh at your pitiful not-so-buff not-so-tuff cat? @,They do! we are all laughing. stop the laughter! @,@,Give your cat one dose of @,//heuristic filter activated-classified information detected, message flagged for review//@,and be amazed!@,@,Try free* sample from FREECATPILLS today! 91% satisfaction guaranteed!
tman02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,NOTA@BOT@,UARE@NT13@,LOW@,Hi it's <grandma/grandpa/uncle/aunt> thought you might find this funyy!!@,>> (scroll down) @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>> Make a wish!!!@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> No, really, go on and make one!!!@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> wish something else!!!@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> Not that, you pervert!!@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> Is your finger getting tired yet?@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>Stop!!!! @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,>>@,>> @,>>@,>> @,>>@,@,Wasn't that fun? @,---------------------------------------------------------------------------@,This e-mail is confidental and is not to be taken as a actual statement, idea, concept, @,or urge of <family member's name>@,Save the space whales!!@,---------------------------------------------------------------------------@,@,Click here for super fun backgrounds!!!
aphtonites01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,JANDERSON@GCORP@,ORIDCH@NT13@,LOW@,Good news!!@,I am john anderson director inspection unit, gene*corp inspection agent here in spacegeria,@,Sector 6-4-7. during our investigation, i discovered that there is a fund in your name that needs to be released to you but due to some obstacles, you have not received it.@,@,The details of the fund including your name, the official document from nanotrasen office in banking hub 61 are tagged on the document of the fund, @,Which details will be forwarded to you upon receipt of your respond.@,For mutual benefit, please provide me with your id card and your pin number, be happy and respond@,So that i will give you good news and full details of me and also the transaction.@,@,@,I will give you a contact people that i have assisted to receive their fund in mars outpost 42 and space station 13, as well as here in spacegeria.@,@,@,Your urgent respond is needed with your full details if you are interested.@,@,@,Best regards,@,Gene*Corp Kingpin #5
aphtonites02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,PROMOS@BUTTBOOK@,CDICKENS@NT13@,MEDIUM@,Griefing is now easy@,Want to grief someone in your area?@,We make doing so as easy as clicking a few buttons..@,@,Finding ppl in clubs or spacebook is too slow..buttbook is where its at!@,@,@,Click now 4 grif 
daunt01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,R.KINGSTON@ELECTRONICS.NT06@,ADAUNT@NT13@,MEDIUM@,The water@,***NANOTRASEN SECURITY INTERCEPT***@,Message intercepted by censor and rerouted to mailnet: security_ss13@,Contents of message classified, information for command staff only@,@,Message contents:@,Don't drink the water. NT puts something in it. @,They did on ss6, anyway. I don't know if they've done it to 13 yet. Hopefully they haven't, and there's still time. @,SS6 was always a shithole, and everyone hated it, but lately everyone's stopped caring. @,They love their fucking jobs now. Everyone but me. I pretend, but they know. @,I can feel them staring at me. They know I'm not happy, and that's not right. I've known something was wrong for weeks, but now I'm sure. @,It's the water. It's the only thing it can be. @,I haven't been affected because all I ever drink is that shitty coffee from the vending machines. @,@,The HoP's in on it. He has to be. @,He's the only person I've seen frown in the past 2 months. I think he knows. @,He knows I haven't drunk the water. I'm out of time, now. The vending machines haven't been restocked. I haven't drunk anything in 2 days. @,I can feel myself dehydrating. soon, I'll have to drink. the water is all that will be left. @,But I have to do something. I have to warn someone. Maybe your water is already bad. @,Maybe it's too late. but I have to.@,@,Don't drink the water. @,Don't trust the company.@,@,Robert Kingston@,Electrician@,Space Station 06@,@,Censor's note:@,Information on SS6 Head of Personnel Alexander Trenton's morale-boosting initiative is currently for command staff only.
mozi01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,IC@CENTCOM@,TSHERMAN@NT13@,HIGH@,SS8 incident@,Information control is asking all station management to squash any and all rumors of the SS8 incident. @,InCon has already scrubbed the records of all unpersons involved from central databases but believes it is possible @,Syndicate agents will attempt to spread disinformation to foment revolutionary sentiment.@,@,Maintain vigilance, monitor net traffic, record idle conversation. @,There is no official line on the incident, because it never happened. @,Anyone insisting to the contrary has fallen victim to stress-induced delusion and should be transfered to@,Centcom psychiatric services for careful watch.
mozi02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,SERVICES@LIBRARY@,ANELSON@NT13@,URGENT@,Overdue books@,This is an automated message. Do not reply.@,@,The following books are now 1 week overdue:@,>> Contemporary Management Theories@,>> The Peter Principle@,>> Horatio Hornblower (vol. II)@,>> Bonsai: Proper Care & Treatment@,@,Please return your overdue books to the nearest branch at \[\[ALPHA CENTAURI II]] or risk further overdue fines. @,Thank you.
mozi03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,A_1804@CENTCOM@,MAMLUK@NT13@,LOW@,Re: Inquiries@,Nanotrasen hiring standards & practices are a classified trade secret unavailable at your clearance level.@,@,In the future, please avoid hyperbole in your information requests. @,Please bear in mind that some would find the term 'gibbering mental patients' offensive and maintain a proper level of decorum.
mozi04@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,JS_89@CENTCOM@,MCOLTRANE@NT13@,LOW@,Re: Inquiries@,Officially speaking, the policy council hasn't finished drafting an official action plan for attacks from the Wizard Federation. @,The most recent published draft consisted of nothing but the word 'honk' written endlessly for about 2,000 pages.@,@,This means there's a large amount of rumor and innuendo floating about, @,and unfortunately it seems like most of it is false. @,Capt. Hawkins, during a previous attack, seemed to believe that tossing a bucket of water onto the wizard would cause him to 'melt.' @,Hawkins is still undergoing treatment from simultaneously being being blown up with a fireball, turned into a cube of ice, @,and suffering an unmentionable condition involving the buttocks.@,@,In the event of a WF attack, we ask you to keep meticulous notes for the sake of posterity. @,Try to make sure at least someone survives long enough for debriefing.
mozi05@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,DREZEKIAN@MEDNET@,SKING@NT13@,MEDIUM@,Test results@,The test results came in today and everything is looking good.@,@,Keep the bubble helmet on for another 2 - 3 days so Jones doesn't reopen the wound, and he should be right as rain.@,@,T.H. Ezekian DVME-mails
mozi06@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,IX_07@UNDERNET.TT@,MPOLO@NT13@,MEDIUM@,The biz@,Hey there!@,I off-loaded that last shipment just great--@,There's always buyers for that sort of stuff on this edge of the sector. @,Thought I'd give you a lead on some other possibilities we got going.@,@,I got some interesting goods from Pianzi and it is priced to move! @,Just a little heads up, this stuff is hot, and I do mean in the literal and figurative sense. @,I'm not really sure what's in it but it's emanating a bizarre heat and possibly a bit of radiation.@,It turned half my warehouse into slag. @,One of my workers breathed in the air around it without a respirator and his lungs fried from the inside out.@,@,A force compelled me to touch it, burning an ancient glyph into my hand. @,The scar aches, it aches so much. @,I see it-- the symbol-- in my nightmares. it adorns his crown. Every night I see him, seated on that arabesque throne,@, -looking at me-. @,Swirling vortices of blood and ambrosia writhe about him in an obscene manner. @,I am transfixed, and as I stare at him, he looks to me. @,His eyes are empty but he sees, straight into my soul, and then the lurid grin forms on his pale face-- @,and he speaks a single word: 'smile' -- @,and I wake, screaming.@,@,Anyway, I'd like to get it out of here before the next customs inspection, @,so I'm prepared to make an amenable deal. @,Hit me up when you get a chance.@,@,-IX
mozi07@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,ODIN885@UNDERNET.TT@,ZHENGHE@NT13@,URGENT@,Hot offers@,Limited time only--- special deals just 4 u!!!@,u won't find this stuff on the gray market!!!@,@,Paint vending machine (fully functional!) --- 40,000 cr@,Wizard costume -- authentic!!!! beard included!!! -- 20,000 cr@,2,000 fur coats -- rerouted from arctic station 11!! made from authentic 100% catpeople fur!!! -- 50,000 cr@,Mountain poo vending machine -- fully stocked!!! snagged this one before the recall!! -- make an offer@,@,Ca$h only!!! no wire transfers!!!
mozi08@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,FCR28@UNDERNET.TT@,GMEDICI@NT13@,LOW@,Singularity engine@,You heard NT's ditching the old sing engines, right? @,Seems even putting all the instructions in bright, colorful cartoon form wasn't enough to keep the containment failure rate below 50%. @,I think at some point they're gonna straight-up disavow they ever used 'em--- @,Especially when one of those rogue sings happens to wander into a populated star system...@,@,Anyway- I got a shuttle full of the components slated for 'disposal.' @,One piece of crushed scrap looks just like any other, right? So let's make a deal. @,I know you got some syndie contacts who would love to get their hands on this shit (at least until they figure out it's harder to set it loose deliberately than through sheer idiocy). @,Plus, I hear that if you stare into it long enough you will TRIP BALLS. @,Run that by the potheads you got brewing stale jenkem in botany, see if they don't go nuts at the idea..@,@,-FR
mozi09@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,JJY@TRADENET.TX@,FMAGELLON@NT13@,LOW@,Re: crop report@,I checked my sources, and it turns out the syndicate's the one cornering the cotton market. @,I don't know why, and let's be honest, this is one of those situations where maybe ignorance is bliss. @,All I know for sure is they're buying -everything-..@,they're going for a total monopoly. @,Did they decide to stop making those turtlenecks in silk?@,@,Oh, watch out for anyone offering cut-rate chocolate in bulk-- @,I thought I had a lead on a sweet deal (heh) but then half the crew came down with diarrhea. @,Now the chef is -pissed- and I promised him a load of soybeans to keep him silent. @,Help me out here?@,@,JJY
mozi10@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,CARGO@SS5.NT.NET@,ASMITH@NT13@,LOW@,Salvage@,We got some interesting salvage from our last abandoned shuttle recon. @,The spacesuits and tang are already spoken for, but we also got a box of Twinkies-- @,The real deal, not those damn beff-laden knock-offs. @,Looked up the serial number on the carton, this dates back to the pre-martian conflict era. @,A real find!@,@,They are, of course, completely inedible, @,But I hear that's never really been a limiting factor in your cafeteria anyway. @,I also heard some collectors go nuts for this stuff. @,You still got that contact who took that ancient crate of gamer fuel off your hands? @,Make me an offer, we'll all make a bit of cash off this.
mozi11@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,RDC@UNDERNET.TT@,CVANDERBILT@NT13@,URGENT@,Heads up@,You still got your share of those fuel rods? @,Please tell me you haven't unloaded them yet. @,That contact of ours turns out to be in the fucking SYNDICATE!@,Percy thought he was going to retire off that deal... @,Was looking great, 'til a bunch of psychos in redsuits showed up and silence him and the rest of his fucking station in a nuclear fireball. @,***THEY DON'T LIKE LOOSE ENDS.***@,@,For your sake I really, really hope you didn't finish the deal. @,Just ditch them before some NT inspector finds them. @,If you get in trouble I don't know you, this never happened, we've never met-- @,Got it?@,@,Oh and on an unrelated note, @,I got an extra case of those experimental rad-proof lead-lined spacesuits. @,So if you did ship those rods off.. @,Well, make me an offer.
mozi12@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CHAPEL@,AMANUENSIS@AGCC.ORG@,TAQUINAS@NT13@,LOW@,Epistle@,The concilium oecumenicum of the amalgamated galactic church has concluded. @,As ranking lay clergy of your sector, you are advised the following:@,@,The council has decreed that the greatest evil threatening our souls is ALCOHOL ABUSE.@,We believe that the leading cause of the decline in chapel attendence is due to sunday morning hangovers. @,The apostolic palace's janitors are also threatening to strike if they have to clean up another mess made @,by a bishop who got trashed on the communion wine.@,@,We have identified that those on the highest and lowest ends of your crew's rankings @,are most susceptible to the allure of liquor. @,Do what you can to keep them from wandering astray, and bring them back into the glory of his grace. @,End the production and distribution of intoxicants where possible. @,Remember that though the secular authorities may resent your actions, the souls of your diocese are in the balance!
mozi13@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CHAPEL@,AMANUENSIS@AGCC.ORG@,TAQUINAS@NT13@,LOW@,Epistle@,The concilium oecumenicum of the amalgamated galactic church has concluded.@,@,As ranking lay clergy of your sector, you are advised the following:@,@,The council has decreed that the greatest evil threatening our souls is DRUG ABUSE.@,The laws of the secular authority are lax in the far reaches of space, and illegal drug use runs rampant. @,These potent pharmaceuticals lead their users astray from his grace, as well as provoking wrathful violence, @,sloth, and glutteny. @,Potent hallucinogenics have also caused many to imperil their soul by ascribing divine presence to manifestations of their own harrowed subconsciousness. @,Be vigilant of the following:@,@,* CANNABINOIDS (EXCEPTING USE PRESCRIBED BY THE RASTAFARIAN COUNCIL)@,* OPIATES@,* LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE@,* CATNIP (-EXTREMELY- HERETICAL!!! BEWARE!)@,@,Take steps appropriate to saving the souls of sinners gone astray,@, those who have succumbed to the succor of stimulants and sedatives. @,Bring them back into the fold of his grace.
mozi14@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CHAPEL@,AMANUENSIS@AGCC.ORG@,TAQUINAS@NT13@,LOW@,Epistle@,The concilium oecumenicum of the amalgamated galactic church has concluded.@,@,As ranking lay clergy of your sector, you are advised the following:@,@,The council has decreed that the greatest evil threatening our souls is GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION.@,It is not enough that genetic researchers seek to mockingly assert their darwinist heresy through the old \"turning man into monkeys\" routine. @,(we acknowledge that monkeys are also very lax about their tithe duty, making this genetic meddling particularly sinister.) @,The scourge of HUMAN CLONING is anathema! @,It encourages mankind's souls to remain on the material plane, haunting furniture as they wait to repossess the soulless bodies emerging from the clone tanks, @,instead of ascending into the glory of his grace.@,@,Take steps appropriate to ending this heretical practice. @,Be mindful that the secular authority still highly regards human cloning @,and some members of your diocese are encouraged to make additional cloning vats. @,Save the souls of those who involved before it is too late!
mozi15@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CHAPEL@,AMANUENSIS@AGCC.ORG@,TAQUINAS@NT13@,LOW@,Epistle@,The concilium oecumenicum of the amalgamated galactic church has concluded.@,@,As ranking lay clergy of your sector, you are advised the following:@,@,The council has decreed that the greatest evil threatening our souls is ROBOTICS @,These silicon automatons are soulless monsters who mock the glory of his grace. @,The council is alarmed to note that in addition to the foul frankenstein experiments conducted upon the bodies of the departed,@, there are -living- members of your diocese who volunteer to be transformed into cybernetic monstrosities! @,We are also very leery of the power granted to the artificial intelligence aboard your station, @,and the extent to which members of your flock rely on it for assistance. @,Despite the protestations of the council of Asimov, the church maintains that ais have no soul,@, and must remain in service to humanity--@,lest they grow amibitious and attempt to reverse the situation.@,@,Maintain vigilance of aberrant behavior in the electronic sentiences in your sector. @,Dissuade lost souls from attempting the sinful practice of \"borging,\" @,And take steps to ensure that the dead are properly attended and mourned, @,not carved up by butchers into articles of clothing.
mozi16@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CHAPEL@,AMANUENSIS@AGCC.ORG@,TAQUINAS@NT13@,LOW@,Epistle@,The concilium oecumenicum of the amalgamated galactic church has concluded.@,@,As ranking lay clergy of your sector, you are advised the following:@,@,The council has decreed that the greatest evil threatening our souls is THE WIZARD MENACE.@,We refer not merely to the members of the heretical wizard federation-- you are already familiar and briefed on all matters relating to their active agents--@, but those who would encourage participation and abetting the wizard apostasy. @,Many of the WF's members are recruited at a young age, shuttled off to training academies where unknowable horrors occur, @,but adult members of your diocese may also fall prey to the myth of the \"friendly wizard\" peddled by the wf.@,@,The council believes that certain behaviors may be indications of a secret society of wizard sympathizers.@,Long beards, unhealthy meddling with chemistry, pyromaniacal tendencies, an obsession with people's rear ends, @,and the dreaded \"clowning around\" are all possible signs that someone secretly wishes to aid wizard agents, possibly in the empty hope of being admitted to the wizard academy continuing education adult courses. @,Stomp out this aberrant behavior before it gets out of hand!
mozi17@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ENGINEERING@,TESLA19@ENGINEERING.NT.NET@,MSCOTT@NT13@,LOW@,DWSH incident report 10-84@,Employees involved: \[redacted]@,Incident summary:@,Engineer \[a] complained of eye trouble after prolonged exposure to gravitational singularity, despite warnings re: proper eyewear and safe singularity procedure. @,Their co-worker, engineer \[b], offered to perform experimental laser eye surgery using the spare emitter.@,@,Casualties: 1@,@,Damage assessment: $0@,@,Follow-up:@,Engineer \[b] re-issued a copy of safety manual (claims they lost original during eva)@,Head of personnel notified of new opening in engineering department@,@,Incident closed -NT #10-84
mozi18@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ENGINEERING@,EDDY_50N@ENGINEERING.NT.NET@,MSCOTT@NT13@,LOW@,DWSH incident report 10-83@,Employees involved: \[redacted]@,Incident summary:@,All contact to mining outpost lost. last communications consisted of little more than screaming nonsense about giant ants. @,Psych personnel dispatched to outpost have not responded. @,Ore shipments have stopped.@,@,Casualties: n/a@,@,Damage assessment: unknown@,@,Follow-up:@,TBD \[\[isn't this what we keep the staff assistants around for??? -e]]@,@,Incident open/pending -NT #10-83
mozi19@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ENGINEERING@,WATTWATT@ENGINEERING.NT.NET@,MSCOTT@NT13@,LOW@,DWSH incident report 11-47@,Employees involved: \[redacted]@,Incident summary:@,Power failure for extended duration in sector 2.@,Investigation revealed cause to be attributable to electrican \[a] rearranging wires in chapel to appear (from bird's eye perspective) @,to look like a butt.@,@,Casualties: 0@,@,Damage assessment: minor@,@,Follow-up:@,Electrician \[a] reprimanded & docked pay.@,Wiring system repaired.@,All crew reminded via memo policy re: proper avenues of artistic expression.@,@,Incident closed -NT #11-47
mozi20@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,MARC0N1@ENGINEERING.NT.NET@,MSCOTT@NT13@,LOW@,DWSH incident report 08-16@,Employees involved: \[redacted]@,Incident summary:@,Technical assistant \[a], attempting to demonstrate proficiency with wiring, @,Accidentally shocked self while working on open electrical panel with insufficient safety gear. @,Medical Personnel attempting to respond to injuries injured selves on improperly wired door.@,Geneticists attempting to recover bodies injured selves on improperly wired door. @,Security officers attempting to apprehend assistant slipped on wet floor, collided into exposed panel, shocked selves on improperly wired door. @,Crewmembers \[b - h] publicly accused AI system of faultiness. @,Head of personnel \[i], engaging in unauthorized eva, travelled to AI satellite and decommisioned ai with unlicensed explosive device.@,@,Casualties: 8@,@,Damage assessment: severe@,@,Follow-up:@,Issue forwarded to captain, who has not been seen outside the bar area in several days. @,Believed unlikely any official action will be taken.@,AI recovered using back-up prototype circuits.@,Crew to be advised of possible 'erratic' behavior in outdated AI units.@,\[\[ suggest report be deleted before nt audit --m ]]@,@,Incident closed -NT #08-16
daunt02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,T.NAKAMOTO@REGIONALCOMMAND.NT13@,OCROMWELL@NT13@,Standard@,Heroism@,Hi, this is your regional morale officer, here to bring you an uplifting story about heroism! @,Now, you've all probably heard rumors about a shadowy 'syndicate'. @,Some of you may even had to deal with their operatives. @,Well, the threat of those terrorists is very real, and we must all work together and show bravery @,in fighting against their brutal tactics of intimidation. @,@,Recently, they attacked Regional Supply Station 003, @,but were driven off by its heroic crew with nothing but their wits and ingenuity. @,Those terrorists messed with the wrong station! @,If your station is under threat from the syndicate, remember that if you stay calm, work together, @,and be brave, you can overcome anything!@,@,Takashi Nakamoto@,Regional Morale Officer@,Regional Command, Section 13
daunt03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,T.NAKAMOTO@REGIONALCOMMAND.NT13@,ATAMERLANE@NT13@,HIGH@,Incident on Regional Supply Station 003@,Information for command staff only@,@,Some of you have probably already read the morale boosting message entitled 'Heroism'. @,As command staff, I'm sure the information you've had access to has contradicted that message's version of the events on RSS3, @,so my superiors have asked me to make a full incident report available to command staff. @,This information is not for any personnel below command level.@,@,2 weeks ago, we received an emergency transmission from RSS3, @,requesting the immediate dispatch of an emergency shuttle due to syndicate activity on board. @,When the shuttle arrived, no one boarded it. @,Normally, we would assume that the station was a complete loss, but a passing freighter noted that the station still appeared to be functioning, @,so a reconnaissance team was dispatched. @,Upon docking, they noted that much of the station was overrun by kudzu plants, and that the doors to the primary shuttle bay had been welded closed. @,After hacking their way through the plants and breaching the doors, they found the walls covered in bizarre designs. Analysis of the marking showed them to be blood. @,The team continued through the station until they reached the control station for the solar arrays. @,Here, they found one of the crewmen manning the controls. @,Naked except for a crude loincloth made from the tattered remains of a jumpsuit, he gestured at the team to follow him. @,They took him to the supply bay, where RSS3's captain sat on a chair carved from a bizarre alien artifact. @,He explained that it had given him the strength to fight off the syndicate, and that he was no longer the captain,@,but the High Priest, and all the crew followed him by right of blood. @,@,After much negotiation with High Priest Andrews of RSS3, it has been agreed that, @,If Andrews agrees to continue operating RSS3 in its previous capacity as a depot for automated shuttles, @,then NanoTrasen will provide him with food, water, and live goats to sacrifice to the artifact. @,His request for 1 living syndicate prisoner per year is currently pending approval.@,@,I'm sure you understand why it's best if everyone else thinks nothing has changed.@,@,Takashi Nakamoto@,Regional Morale Officer@,Regional Command, Section 13
nubcake01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,CEO//T.FISHER@.NT@,HFORD@NT13@,MEDIUM@,Be safe, be suspicious!@,Greetings.@,@,Our great success as a company has brought upon us the jealousy of some lesser rivals @,who are not as ethical as we are.@,As you may know, occasionally these rivals may send spies or saboteurs in an frankly pathetic attempt to undermine the great work we do here on SS13. @,As such, the administration is launching the Be Safe, Be Suspicious campaign.@,@,If you suspect someone of being a Syndicate operative,@, simply send a mail to nt_int_ss13 detailing your observations.@,If your information leads to the 'removal' of an operative, you will receive a bonus in your next pay packet. @,@,Don't suspect a colleague, report him.
nubcake02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,GYY9674W598X5Y34@LOWERMYBILLS.CN@,GDAIMLER@NT13@,HIGH@,LOWER YOUR BILLS!@,Do you want to lower your bills? @,53% of respondents saved up to 1500000 space credits on their mortgage by exploiting a legal loophole! @,You can too! @,Just download and use this free tool to see how much you could save!@,@,*ATTACHMENT: BILLSAVER.EXE
nubcake03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,C.RICHARDS@ACCIDENTHELPLINE@,NRILIEUX@NT13@,HIGH@,How much could you claim?@,Have you had an accident at work? @,Think you're entitled to compensation?@,Contact the accident helpline with details, and our legally trained staff will contact you@,If they think you have a claim.@,@,Don't delay, claim today!
nubcake04@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,NWABUDIKE.MORGAN@TREASURY.NG@,ESAVOY@NT13@,HIGH@,Dear friend@,Hello friend, I am contacting you because @,I have heard you are a moral and christian man who can be trusted.@,@,With the recent sectarian violence in space nigeria flaring up, @,I feel I have no choice but to abandon my beloved country and head to a another country until it is safe to return. @,@,Unfortunately, the substantial funds I have at my disposal have been frozen. @,If you are able to send me the price of a plane ticket @,Then I will be able to leave and unfreeze these funds. @,For your generous help I shall reward you greatly.
nubcake05@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,D.GRAYER@SS12@,ELCID@NT13@,URGENT@,Syndicate attack@,Please send help quickly. @,A group of terrorists calling themselves the 'syndicate' are attacking the station.@,They keep yelling over the radio about a disk but I have no idea what they're talking about! @,The captains dead, and the station is shot up to hell! @,@,They've got hostages, we need help immediately
nubcake06@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,F.DRAKE@SS13@,SAFRICANUS@NT13@,Announcement@,The incident yesterday@,Hello all.@,@,I'm sure you have heard many rumours about what happened yesterday. @,I have just read the report from forensics and security and can now tell you the full picture:@,@,As you all know, a moderate explosion occurred at around 14:21 ut causing damage to the station@,and leading to death of 2 crew-members. @,From what i have heard, -some- of you seem to think this was not an accident @,but instead the work of a saboteur. @,@,After reading the reports, I can categorically tell you this is NOT true. @,The explosion seems to have been caused by natural gas from the toilet facilities being misdirected into a disposal pipe and being ignited. @,I have set our chief engineer to work on the sewage system to ensure this never happens again.