// whatever man /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot name = "buttbot" desc = "Well I... uh... huh." icon = 'icons/obj/aibots.dmi' icon_state = "buttbot" layer = 5.0 // Todo layer density = 0 anchored = 0 on = 1 health = 5 no_camera = 1 /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/cyber name = "robuttbot" icon_state = "cyberbuttbot" /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/process() if (prob(10) && src.on == 1) spawn(0) var/message = pick("butts", "butt") speak(message) if (src.emagged == 1) spawn(0) var/message = pick("BuTTS", "buTt", "b##t", "bztBUTT", "b^%t", "BUTT", "buott", "bats", "bates", "bouuts", "buttH", "b&/t", "beats", "boats", "booots", "BAAAAATS&/", "//t/%/") playsound(src.loc, "sound/vox/Poo.ogg", 50, 1) speak(message) /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/emag_act(var/mob/user, var/obj/item/card/emag/E) if (!src.emagged) if (user) user.show_text("You short out the vocal emitter on [src].", "red") spawn(0) src.visible_message("[src] buzzes oddly!") playsound(src.loc, "sound/misc/poo2.ogg", 50, 1) src.emagged = 1 return 1 return 0 /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/demag(var/mob/user) if (!src.emagged) return 0 if (user) user.show_text("You repair [src]'s vocal emitter. Thank God.", "blue") src.emagged = 0 return 1 /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/attackby(obj/item/W as obj, mob/user as mob) if (istype(W, /obj/item/card/emag)) //Do not hit the buttbot with the emag tia else src.visible_message("[user] hits [src] with [W]!") switch(W.damtype) if("fire") src.health -= W.force * 0.5 if("brute") src.health -= W.force * 0.5 else if (src.health <= 0) src.explode() /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/hear_talk(var/mob/living/carbon/speaker, messages, real_name, lang_id) if(!messages || !src.on) return var/m_id = (lang_id == "english" || lang_id == "") ? messages[1] : messages[2] if(prob(25)) var/list/speech_list = splittext(messages[m_id], " ") if(!speech_list || !speech_list.len) return var/num_butts = rand(1,4) var/counter = 0 while(num_butts) counter++ num_butts-- speech_list[rand(1,speech_list.len)] = "butt" if(counter >= (speech_list.len / 2) ) num_butts = 0 src.speak( jointext(speech_list, " ") ) return /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/gib() return src.explode() /obj/machinery/bot/buttbot/explode() src.on = 0 src.visible_message("[src] blows apart!") var/datum/effects/system/spark_spread/s = unpool(/datum/effects/system/spark_spread) s.set_up(3, 1, src) s.start() qdel(src) return