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/datum/trader/buford
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// Stoner frog.
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// Buys and sells drugs, gardening stuff, etc. Is sometimes REALLY fucking high.
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name = "Buford Tenin"
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picture = "gethighfrog.png"
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crate_tag = "BUFO420"
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hiketolerance = 30
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base_patience = list(10,15)
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chance_leave = 66
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chance_arrive = 100
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max_goods_buy = 4
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max_goods_sell = 6
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base_goods_buy = list(/datum/commodity/trader/buford/vennecure,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/megaweed,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/whiteweed,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/omegaweed,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/psilocybin,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/pizza)// 6
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base_goods_sell = list(/datum/commodity/trader/buford/alienseeds,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/weedseeds,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/powerplant,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/mutriant,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/groboost,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/fruitful,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/topcrop,
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/weedkiller)// 8
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dialogue_greet = list("Hey man. Got the good shit for sale, yeah.",
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"Sup brother, what's goin' on. Got the damn fresh shit for you here.",
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"Hey, how's it goin? Got the best shit right here, you know it.")
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dialogue_leave = list("GET OUT.")
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dialogue_purchase = list("Aw yeah. I know you're gonna enjoy this shit, man.",
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"Thanks man. You always come through. Enjoy the shit, ha ha.",
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"Good buys, man, good buys. Got more deals if you're interested?")
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dialogue_haggle_accept = list("Ehh... alright. Don't see why not.",
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"Sure, not like I can't just grow more of this shit, ha ha.",
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"I'm down with that.",
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"Yeah okay, cool.",
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"Aight man, but you're really pushing it. Let's make the trade now, yeah?")
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dialogue_haggle_reject = list("Woah man. Bit much there.",
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"I'm not THAT high, dude.",
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"No way man, I gotta make some profit here.",
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"Nooooo way.",
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"Look brother, you're kinda getting on my nerves. How about we just make the trade now?")
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dialogue_wrong_haggle_accept = list("Sure man, I appreciate it.")
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dialogue_wrong_haggle_reject = list("Ha, are you more blazed than I am or what?")
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dialogue_cant_afford_that = list("Sorry brother, you ain't got the ducats for that.",
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"Hey, as much as I like you, I can't just give this stuff away. Get some cash first.",
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"Aw man, how'd you run outta cash already? Bummer.")
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dialogue_out_of_stock = list("Whoops, ha ha, guess I already smo.. er, sold all of that.",
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"Sorry man, none of that left.")
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New()
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..()
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if(prob(10))
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// sometimes he is really, REALLY fucking high and can barely function as a trader
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src.hiketolerance = 95
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src.base_patience = list(50,200)
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src.patience = rand(src.base_patience[1],src.base_patience[2])
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src.dialogue_greet = list("Hey m... uh.. good shit.. i think? Yeah...",
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"Hey man, what if like... oh.. wait, it's you.. wait, where the fuck am I again? Ha ha.",
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"Man I.. ha ha. Got any like.. pizza? Or any shit like that? ...wait, who are you again?")
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src.dialogue_leave = list("GET OUT.")
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src.dialogue_purchase = list("Buy... what now? Uh... sure... I think..?",
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"Thanks man... ha ha. Man what if.. you could buy like... the moon? Ha ha.",
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"Like.. oh shit, wait? Was I supposed to send you some shit?")
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src.dialogue_haggle_accept = list("Ahahaha, fuckin' hilarious man.",
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"Woah that's like.. cosmic, yeah?",
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"Uhh.. fuck I dunno what you even just said? Sure I guess...?",
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"I uh.. yeah okay? I dunno. Is that a good idea?",
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"Uh.. shit.. sure! I think? ..fuck. I'm getting a headache.")
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src.dialogue_haggle_reject = list("Nah man. That's like.. it's like.. if a snake was just like.. a head with a tail, you know?",
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"Fuck... uh.. no. I'm not THAT high.. I.. think? Ha ha...",
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"Fuck that shit. I wanna.. talk about... lighthouses. You don't like lighthouses.. you suck.",
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"Never mind that shit, what if like... fuck. I forgot...",
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"Man no. You're harshing my mellow. Ugh. Think i'm getting a headache.")
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src.dialogue_wrong_haggle_accept = list("Like.. more than I asked for..? Woah, sure... ha ha. I'ma buy pizza.")
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src.dialogue_wrong_haggle_reject = list("What? Sorry, wasn't listening. Ha ha.")
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src.dialogue_cant_afford_that = list("FUCK A DRAGON.. oh wait shit, never mind. Ha ha. Uh.. some shit about not enough cash is on my screen. Dunno.",
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"Uhh.. well my computer says no.. yeah i'ma go with that. I don't give a fuck right now. Ha ha.")
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src.dialogue_out_of_stock = list("Oh I ain't got any of that? Where is it? Where'd it go? Huh.")
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// Buford is selling these things
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/alienseeds
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comname = "Strange Seeds"
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comtype = /obj/item/seed/alien
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amount = 5
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price_boundary = list(200,400)
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possible_names = list("Got these weirdo alien plant seeds. Dunno what they'll grow.",
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"I got some strange seeds, maybe they'll grow some good shit. It's some alien shit.",
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"Some real strange alien plant seeds for sale here. I dunno what they grow into.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/weedseeds
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comname = "Cannabis Seeds"
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comtype = /obj/item/seed/cannabis
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price_boundary = list(3,5)
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possible_names = list("Got some good weed seeds here for sale.",
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"If you can't get your hands on some weed seeds, i'll sell you some.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/powerplant
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comname = "Saltpetre Plant Formula"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/powerplant
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amount = 20
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price_boundary = list(50,100)
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possible_names = list("Got some good nutrients to make your plants more potent.",
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"I'm selling some Powerplant formula. It's great for making your herbs more potent.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/mutriant
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comname = "Mutagenic Plant Formula"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/mutriant
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amount = 20
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price_boundary = list(50,100)
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possible_names = list("Got some weird plant nutrients. It makes your plants mutate more often.",
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"Mutriant formula for sale. Makes your plants go all fucked up and weird. In a good way. I hope.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/topcrop
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comname = "Potash Plant Formula"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/topcrop
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amount = 20
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price_boundary = list(50,100)
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possible_names = list("Got some plant nutrients that'll encourage huge yields.",
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"Got some good old Top Crop formula. I'm buying most of the good shit you grow, by the way.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/groboost
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comname = "Ammonia Plant Formula"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/groboost
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amount = 20
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price_boundary = list(50,100)
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possible_names = list("Selling some great nutrients for making plants grow fast.",
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"Gro-Boost for sale, great nutrients that make your plants grow really quickly.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/fruitful
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comname = "Mutadone Plant Formula"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/fruitful
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amount = 20
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price_boundary = list(50,100)
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possible_names = list("Got some nutrients that'll fix any bad shit on your plants.",
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"Got some good Fruitful Farming formula here. Got any ill plants, this'll fix em.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/weedkiller
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comname = "Weedkiller"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/weedkiller
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amount = 20
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price_boundary = list(20,60)
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possible_names = list("Selling some good ol' weedkiller. Got any shitty plants, douse em with this.",
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"Weedkiller for sale. Like, for shitty weeds, not good weed. Ha ha.")
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// Buford wants these things
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/vennecure
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comname = "Curative Venne"
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comtype = /obj/item/plant/herb/venne/curative
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price_boundary = list(40,250)
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possible_names = list("I hear there's a mutation of Venne that's a cool sunset color. Hit me up with some of that, brother.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/megaweed
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comname = "Rainbow Weed"
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comtype = /obj/item/plant/herb/cannabis/mega
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price_boundary = list(50,500)
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possible_names = list("I'd like to buy any rainbow weed you got. Good stuff.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/whiteweed
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comname = "White Weed"
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comtype = /obj/item/plant/herb/cannabis/white
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price_boundary = list(50,400)
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possible_names = list("You got any of that white cannabis?")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/omegaweed
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comname = "Omega Weed"
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comtype = /obj/item/plant/herb/cannabis/omega
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price_boundary = list(500,1500)
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possible_names = list("I hear there's a super-potent mutant strain of Cannabis. Got any of that?")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/psilocybin
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comname = "Psilocybin Mushrooms"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/mushroom/psilocybin
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price_boundary = list(100,650)
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possible_names = list("You got any magic mushrooms? The Psilocybin kind.")
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/datum/commodity/trader/buford/pizza
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comname = "Pizza"
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comtype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza
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price_boundary = list(50,250)
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possible_names = list("You got any pizza?") |