1 copy of "A Qualitative Metholodogy of Applied Mutagenics, Vol. 3" by Dr. Amy Habicht."}
obj/item/paper/shuttle_heist
name = "DEAR FIRST SHIFT TEAM"
desc = "This note looks ANGRY."
info = {"WHY: I ASK YOU
WHY
WHY did you idiots let some drunk-ass drifter into our cargo dock
WHY did you believe him when he said he works here
WHY did you let him haul away a bunch of our kitchen crates
AND WHY did you let him STEAL ONE OF OUR GODDAMN SHUTTLES"}
obj/item/paper/randomencounter
name = "paper- 'Weird-ass guy'"
info = {"Hey its me Jacob, shifts have just about changed but we ran into a crazy dude just now.
Guy came running in from the tour route holding a fucking flamethrower!
We were able to take him down before he could use the fucking thing. But im not really sure what to do with his stuff. For now we left it inside the confiscated items locker."}
obj/item/paper/getaway
name = "paper- 'Experiment #621: Success'"
info = {"As of writing this experiment #621 has been a success. With the blood samples from Experiment #620, I have finally created a reliable synthesis method for this 'Hootagen' shit.
I will be presenting my findings in person to AH and the Professor at Aurora's. I'll have to leave James in charge here.
He's an idiot but I doubt he could fuck up too badly in just a couple days.
Had to tell the crew here I busted my arm when I slipped on spilled coffee. Blamed Addle for it and wrote him up, he's a klutz anyways.
I'll call in a cleaner to wipe this lab down, can't be too careful nowadays with NT snooping around everywhere."}
obj/item/paper/fuckingidiot
name = "paper- 'Memo'"
info = {"Hey Alex, James here. Just leaving this note here for when you come back. Kyle and I were fixing a disposals jam and found one of the missing jugs of Owl Nutrients stuck in one of the tubes.
Dang janitor must have tossed some full jugs out by accident before he took off. So I tossed it in with the rest of the supplies. Kinda gross, why's this Formula 620 stuff smell like rotting plants?
Are you buying from a new producer? I heard it's unhealthy to switch owl feed brands like that."}
obj/item/paper/failedexperiment
name = "paper- 'Experiment #616 results'"
info = {"Experiment #616 has been a failure, the chemical synthesis method again did not yield the "Hootagen" I seek.
Strangly though instead of the usual flash, explosion or dangerous gas reaction it seems it preciptated into a drab green substance smelling of decayed vegetation.
I am experiencing severely intrusive violent thoughts and a really fucking bad headache I suspect stemmed from this brief exposure. Should be more careful around this fucking owl gunk."}
obj/item/paper/employment
name = "paper- 'New Horizons'"
info = {"So since this started happening I have decided to begin keeping a journal incase this all blows up in my face.
Recently I was contacted by my old college friend Amy on behalf of her employer. Seems this Professor Hootens guy heard about my incident getting fired from NT14.
He needs someone with my kinda background and rap sheet in advanced chemistry and genetics to do some classified research with Owls.
Yep. Friggin' owl guy from the broadcasts needs me for some cloak and dagger shit.
The deal is I'm supposed to run this tourist trap for the public, but secretly, continue the last RD's research on this synthetic compound named "Hootagen."
Really weird vibe from this Professor fella but the pay and stock options are wild.
Apparently the last guy on this assignment died from self inflicted stress wounds. He managed to ruin most of his research notes in the incident too, what an asshole.
They have assigned me command of this small station on the frontier as Research Director and have a provided a significant operations budget
with the expectation that I'll keep up appearances for the normal tourist nonsense while I'm here.
So I have decided, probably against my better judgment to accept their offer. I can only hope these guys don't plan to off me once its all said and done. -Dr. Alex Cornwall, PhD."}
obj/item/paper/hootagenhint
name = "paper- 'Hootagen Research Notes'"
info = {"Do research on things that turn into other things because you need to turn the person into another thing? Like a chameleon but different maybe?
How the fuck am I supposed to turn somebody into an owl without them fucking dying?
What do owls do? Fly? How the fuck can a human fly thats impossible."}
/obj/item/paper/janitorlist
name = "steve's daily notes"
info = {"steve's daily notes
grand re-opening week is almost here
this place needs to sparkle!
6:30 - 7:00
sorted and ejected overnight disposals
minimal trash
7:00 - 9:00
cleaned owl pens after morning feeding
sanitized owl feeding troughs
friggin' Bitey ruined another one of my mops
need to order some spares tonight
9:00 - 9:30
skimmed filtration pond
filters 4 and 7 will need to be replaced soon
waste water storage at 65% capacity
fresh water reservoirs at 77% capacity
9:45 - 11:30
inspected and cleaned owl dome
pathways and water features cleaned
raked up dead foliage
disposed of 6 owl pellets, birds have been busy
11:30 - 13:00
shower break, lunch with Greg
13:00 - 14:00
scrubbed and waxed cafeteria floors. lookin good!
repaired loose sink knob in cafe
we're not even open to the public yet, who
keeps sticking gum under the tables?
14:00 - 15:00
cleaned kitchen floors and fixtures, chatted with chef about opening week preparations.
sloppy joes tomorrow!
15:00 - 16:30
cleaned lobby, main hall junction, annex, public restrooms
tidied up the prof hootens bot, got it all nice and polished up
real hootens is gonna be here in a couple days, don't wanna disappoint!
always a big day when he's around
16:30 - 17:45
cleaned staff wing and head offices. restocked restrooms.
17:45 - 18:30
swept maintenance tunnels. found a leak in the plumbing near the office wing.
NOT water. corrosive puddle burned up another of my damn mops!
schematics don't indicate any hazardous materials plumbing around this area
who the hell installed this?
needs further inspection, this shit ain't safe
19:45
found even more non-standard plumbing containing volatile liquids. lacks proper labelling. serious fire and safety risks!
cornwall has no idea what i'm talking about and said that area is off limits and that i should mind my own business
does james know about this?
safety is never off limits!! this IS my business!
now i gotta write up another friggin incident report and a formal complaint
"}
/obj/item/audio_tape/beecrash
New()
..()
messages = list("Jeez B, I think we emptied out your keg, you sure it's safe to be flying around this late?",
"*rowdy buzzing*",
"*rowdy hooting*",
"*BANG*",
"*KEEERRUUUUUUNCHHHH*",
"*alarms*",
"*hissing air*",
"...",
"Bombini, are you alright? Damn you really messed up your ship.",
"*solemn buzzing*",
"*reassuring hoots*",
"I think we should get out of here guys!")
speakers = list("Robotic voice", "Bombini", "Unknown Owl", "???", "***", "!!!", "???", "...", "Robotic voice", "Bombini", "Unknown Owl", "Robotic voice")
/obj/item/audio_tape/beepoker
New()
..()
messages = list("Come on B, cheer up! You're on quite the winning streak tonight!",
"*buzzing*",
"*pondering hoots*",
"Alright everyone place your bets.",
"...",
"Bombini raises. Bitey raises. Fluffums folds.",
"*pensive hoots*",
"Bombini raises. Bitey raises.",
"Erm, Bombini are you sure? Do you even have that kind of cash?",
"*confident buzzing*")
speakers = list("Robotic voice", "Bombini", "Unknown Owl", "Robotic voice", "???", "Robotic voice", "Unknown Owl", "Robotic voice", "Bombini")
//FUCKABLE TURFS
/turf/unsimulated/wall/setpieces/fakewindow
name = "Strong Window"
desc = "Wow this looks like a tough god damn window, damn."
icon = 'icons/obj/window.dmi'
icon_state = "rwindow"
opacity = 0
// setpiece decals
/obj/decal/fakeobjects/sealed_door/owlery
name = "Busted Airlock"
desc = "This airlock is all shot up. The control panel seems to have taken several hits and is beyond repair."
icon = 'icons/misc/Owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "airlock_broken"
/obj/decal/fakeobjects/pipe/radioactive
desc = "This pipe is kinda warm. Huh."
interesting = "Radiological decay detected."
/obj/decal/fakeobjects/pipe/sarin
desc = "This pipe seems totally normal."
interesting = "Trace amounts of hazardous nerve agent detected."
/obj/decal/fakeobjects/pipe/acid
desc = "This pipe is pretty corroded around the fittings. Huh."
interesting = "Pipe fittings and adjacent metals exhibit damage consistent with exposure to strong acids."
//FUCKABLE ITEMS
/obj/item/card/id/owlmaint
icon_state = "id_com"
access = list(access_owlerymaint)
registered = null
assignment = null
title = null
/obj/item/card/id/owlsecurity
icon_state = "id_sec"
access = list(access_owlerysec)
registered = null
assignment = null
title = null
/obj/item/card/id/owlgold
name = "identification card"
icon_state = "gold"
item_state = "gold_id"
desc = "This card is important!"
access = list(access_owlerycommand, access_owlerysec, access_owlerymaint)
registered = null
assignment = null
title = null
obj/decal/fakeobjects/bustedpod
name = "Busted Escape Pod"
desc = "A escape pod for escaping. It seems to be busted."
icon = 'icons/obj/ship.dmi'
icon_state = "escape"
density = 1
anchored = 1
/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/ingredient/egg/critter/owl/madness
critter_type = /obj/critter/madnessowl
obj/item/gnomechompski/elf
name = "Gnelf Cnompski"
desc = "Wait this isn't a gnome..."
icon = 'icons/obj/junk.dmi'
icon_state = "gnelf"
item_state = "gnelf"
/obj/item/gun/russianhootolver
desc = "Rootin hootin tootin fun for the whole family!"
name = "Russian Hootolver"
icon = 'icons/obj/gun.dmi'
icon_state = "hootolver"
w_class = 3.0
throw_speed = 2
throw_range = 10
m_amt = 2000
contraband = 0
var/shotsLeft = 0
var/shotsMax = 6
New()
src.shotsLeft = rand(1,shotsMax)
..()
return
attack_self(mob/user as mob)
reload_gun(user)
attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
fire_gun(user)
proc/fire_gun(mob/user as mob)
if(src.shotsLeft > 1)
src.shotsLeft--
for(var/mob/O in AIviewers(user, null))
if (O.client)
O.show_message("[user] points the gun at \his head. Wonk!", 1, "Wonk!", 2)
playsound(user, "sound/vox/wonk.ogg", 70, 1)
return 0
else if(src.shotsLeft == 1)
src.shotsLeft = 0
playsound(user, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
for(var/mob/O in AIviewers(user, null))
if (O.client) O.show_message("HOOT! [user] explodes revealing an owl within.", 1, "You hear an owl.", 2)
SPAWN_DBG(1 DECI SECOND)
user.owlgib()
return 1
else
boutput(user, "You need to reload the gun.")
return 0
proc/reload_gun(mob/user as mob)
if(src.shotsLeft <= 0)
user.visible_message("[user] finds a bullet on the ground and loads it into the gun, spinning the cylinder.", "You find a bullet on the ground and load it into the gun, spinning the cylinder.")
src.shotsLeft = rand(1, shotsMax)
else if(src.shotsLeft >= 1)
user.visible_message("[user] spins the cylinder.", "You spin the cylinder.")
src.shotsLeft = rand(1, shotsMax)
/obj/item/plutonium_core/hootonium_core
name = "Hootonium Core"
desc = "A core of pure Hootonium, you can feel immense power radiating from within it."
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "hootonium"
var/chosen = 0
plutonize(var/usrverbs)
usrverbs += /proc/owl_slam
unplutonize(var/usrverbs)
usrverbs -= /proc/owl_slam
attack_self(mob/user as mob)
var/input = alert("Would you like to attempt to absorb the core into your body?","Hoot or not to hoot.", "Yes","No")
if (input == "Yes" && chosen == 0)
chosen = 1
usr.visible_message("[usr] absorbs the [src] into their body!")
sleep(15)
playsound(user.loc, "sound/items/eatfood.ogg", rand(10,50), 1)
usr.reagents.add_reagent("hootonium", 10)
qdel(src)
/datum/ailment/disease/hootonium
name = "Hyperhootemia"
scantype = "Virus"
cure = "Space Owl Diffusion"
max_stages = 3
associated_reagent = "hootonium" // associated reagent, duh
/datum/ailment/disease/hootonium/stage_act(var/mob/living/affected_mob,var/datum/ailment_data/D)
if (..())
return
switch(D.stage)
if(1)
if (prob(25))
boutput(affected_mob, "[pick("It feels wrong, I feel wrong.", "Am I okay?", "I can feel it, its under my skin.", "I need help, I WANT HELP!")]")
if (prob(50))
affected_mob.make_jittery(25)
if (prob(15))
playsound(get_turf(affected_mob), pick('sound/impact_sounds/Slimy_Splat_1.ogg','sound/misc/meat_plop.ogg'), 100, 1)
make_cleanable( /obj/decal/cleanable/vomit, affected_mob.loc)
new /mob/living/critter/small_animal/bird/owl(get_turf(affected_mob))
for(var/mob/O in viewers(affected_mob, null))
boutput(O, "[affected_mob] [pick("horks", "vomits", "spews")] up an Owl!")
if(2)
playsound(affected_mob, "sound/effects/Heart Beat.ogg", 70, 1)
if (prob(50))
for(var/mob/O in viewers(affected_mob, null))
playsound(O, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
O.show_message(text("[] hoots uncontrollably!", affected_mob), 1)
affected_mob.changeStatus("stunned", 10 SECONDS)
affected_mob.changeStatus("weakened", 10 SECONDS)
affected_mob.make_jittery(250)
affected_mob.drop_item()
affected_mob.hand = !affected_mob.hand
affected_mob.drop_item()
affected_mob.hand = !affected_mob.hand
if (prob(35))
boutput(affected_mob, "[pick("Oh g-HOOT", "Whats happe-ho-ing to me?", "It hurts!")]")
if (prob(15))
playsound(get_turf(affected_mob), pick('sound/impact_sounds/Slimy_Splat_1.ogg','sound/misc/meat_plop.ogg'), 100, 1)
make_cleanable( /obj/decal/cleanable/vomit, affected_mob.loc)
new /mob/living/critter/small_animal/bird/owl(get_turf(affected_mob))
for(var/mob/O in viewers(affected_mob, null))
boutput(O, "[affected_mob] [pick("horks", "vomits", "spews")] up an Owl!")
if(3)
if(prob(25))
boutput(affected_mob, "You feel your skin getting rougher!")
boutput(affected_mob, "Your body convulses painfully!")
if(prob(25))
affected_mob.drop_item()
affected_mob.hand = !affected_mob.hand
affected_mob.drop_item()
affected_mob.hand = !affected_mob.hand
random_brute_damage(affected_mob, 5)
affected_mob.take_oxygen_deprivation(5)
affected_mob.updatehealth()
affected_mob.changeStatus("stunned", 10 SECONDS)
affected_mob.changeStatus("weakened", 10 SECONDS)
affected_mob.make_jittery(250)
for(var/mob/O in viewers(affected_mob, null))
playsound(O, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
O.show_message(text("[] hoots uncontrollably!", affected_mob), 1)
if(prob(25))
boutput(affected_mob, "[pick("Who-WHO", "HOoooT", "neST!")]")
if (prob(15))
playsound(get_turf(affected_mob), pick('sound/impact_sounds/Slimy_Splat_1.ogg','sound/misc/meat_plop.ogg'), 100, 1)
make_cleanable( /obj/decal/cleanable/vomit, affected_mob.loc)
new /mob/living/critter/small_animal/bird/owl(get_turf(affected_mob))
for(var/mob/O in viewers(affected_mob, null))
boutput(O, "[affected_mob] [pick("horks", "vomits", "spews")] up an Owl!")
if(prob(10))
var/obj/critter/hootening/P = new/obj/critter/hootening(affected_mob.loc)
P.name = affected_mob.real_name
affected_mob.gib()
/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy/butterscotch
name = "butterscotch candy"
desc = "It's one of those old timey butterscotch candies like your grampa used to have."
real_name = "butterscotch"
icon_state = "butterscotch"
food_effects = list("food_energized")
/obj/machinery/floorflusher/bathtub
name = "bathtub"
desc = "Now, that looks cosy!"
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "floorflush_c"
/obj/item/poster/titled_photo/bee
name = "Er- Found? Poster"
desc = "A poster of a m------ Bee loved by all."
poster_image = 'icons/missingbee.png'
line_b1 = " THANK YOU "
line_b2 = "LAST SEEN: New Store!"
line_b3 = "NOTES: Responds to being called Bombini"
line_below_photo = "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEE? YES YOU HAVE"
line_photo_subtitle = "2nd MOST RECENT PHOTO"
line_title = "YOU HAVE SEEN THIS BEE?"
/obj/reagent_dispensers/beerkeg/owldrugs
name = "Hootin' Dan's Owl Nutrients"
desc = "A mix of drugs to stimulate owl growth. A label on the side says 'DON'T' The rest has been pecked off."
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "owlfeed"
New()
..()
reagents.remove_reagent("beer",1000)
reagents.add_reagent("omnizine",150)
reagents.add_reagent("teporone", 150)
reagents.add_reagent("synaptizine", 150)
reagents.add_reagent("saline", 150)
reagents.add_reagent("salbutamol", 150)
reagents.add_reagent("methamphetamine", 150)
/obj/reagent_dispensers/beerkeg/owlfeed
name = "Hootin' Dan's Owl Feed"
desc = "A mixture of bread, nutrients and preservatives for owls. Smells like gross plants."
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "owlfeed"
New()
..()
reagents.remove_reagent("beer",1000)
reagents.add_reagent("bread",800)
reagents.add_reagent("silicate", 50)
reagents.add_reagent("madness_toxin", 50)
reagents.add_reagent("lexorin", 50)
reagents.add_reagent("formaldehyde", 50)
/obj/machinery/power/apc/owlery
noalerts = 1
start_charge = 0
req_access = access_owlerymaint
/obj/owlerysign/owlplaque
desc = "Beyond here lies the Owl Habitation Wing."
name = "Informational Plaque"
icon = 'icons/obj/decals.dmi'
icon_state = "rip"
anchored = 1.0
opacity = 0
density = 0
/obj/owlerysign/officeplaque
desc = "Beyond here lies the office wing."
name = "Informational Plaque"
icon = 'icons/obj/decals.dmi'
icon_state = "rip"
anchored = 1.0
opacity = 0
density = 0
/obj/owlerysign/staffplaque
desc = "Beyond here lies the staff wing."
name = "Informational Plaque"
icon = 'icons/obj/decals.dmi'
icon_state = "rip"
anchored = 1.0
opacity = 0
density = 0
/obj/item/device/key/owl
name = "Owlish Key"
desc = "This key was found in an owl pellet. Yuck."
icon = 'icons/misc/aprilfools.dmi'
interesting = "Filthy. GROSS"
icon_state = "key"
/obj/owldoor
name = "Strange Looking Wall"
desc = "This wall has a small slit in middle, huh."
icon = 'icons/turf/walls_auto.dmi'
icon_state = "mapwall_r"
density = 1
opacity = 1
anchored = 1
attackby(var/obj/item/W, var/mob/user)
if (istype(W, /obj/item/device/key/owl))
boutput(usr, "You insert the key into the wall causing it to slide into a crevice below!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/effects/rockscrape.ogg", 50, 1, -1)
qdel(src)
/datum/projectile/wonk
power = 10
cost = 20
dissipation_rate = 1
ks_ratio = 0.0
shot_sound = 'sound/vox/wonk.ogg'
sname = "Wonkonize"
shot_number = 1
window_pass = 1
icon = 'icons/effects/hallucinations.dmi'
icon_state = "yee"
on_hit(atom/hit)
if(istype(hit,/mob/living/carbon/human))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = hit
if (!(M.wear_mask && istype(M.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask)))
for(var/obj/item/clothing/O in M)
M.u_equip(O)
if (O)
O.set_loc(M.loc)
O.dropped(M)
O.layer = initial(O.layer)
var/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/owl/owlsuit = new /obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/owl(M)
owlsuit.cant_self_remove = 1
var/obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask/owlmask = new /obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask(M)
owlmask.cant_self_remove = 1
M.equip_if_possible(owlsuit, M.slot_w_uniform)
M.equip_if_possible(owlmask, M.slot_wear_mask)
M.set_clothing_icon_dirty()
/obj/item/gun/energy/wonkgun
name = "Prototype W.0-NK Laser Rifle"
desc = "Wonk!"
item_state = "gun"
force = 5.0
icon_state = "bullpup"
rechargeable = 0
custom_cell_max_capacity = 100
New()
cell = new/obj/item/ammo/power_cell/self_charging
current_projectile = new/datum/projectile/wonk
projectiles = list(current_projectile)
..()
update_icon()
if(cell)
var/ratio = min(1, src.cell.charge / src.cell.max_charge)
ratio = round(ratio, 0.25) * 100
src.icon_state = "bullpup[ratio]"
//FUCKABLE MOBS
/obj/critter/owl_mannequin
name = "Animatronic Owl"
desc = "An owl made of cogs and gears. It smells faintly of oil and ozone."
icon = 'icons/misc/bird.dmi'
icon_state = "smallowl"
dead_state = "smallowl-dead"
atkcarbon = 0
atksilicon = 0
health = 10
firevuln = 1 //Typical store display mannequin has a styrofoam body and metal skeleton. Styrofoam /burns/
brutevuln = 0.5
aggressive = 0
defensive = 0
wanderer = 0
generic = 0
flying = 0
death_text = "%src% tips over, its joints seizing and locking up. It does not move again."
angertext = "seems to stare at"
var/does_creepy_stuff = 1
var/typeName = "Generic"
process()
if(!..())
return 0
if (!alive || !does_creepy_stuff)
return
if (prob(6))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] emits [pick("a soft", "a quiet", "a curious", "an odd", "an ominous", "a strange", "a forboding", "a peculiar", "a faint")] [pick("ticking", "tocking", "humming", "droning", "clicking")] hoot.")
if (prob(6))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] emits [pick("a peculiar", "a worried", "a suspicious", "a reassuring", "a gentle", "a perturbed", "a calm", "an annoyed", "an unusual")] [pick("ratcheting", "rattling", "clacking", "whirring")] hoot.")
/obj/machinery/portableowl/owlzone
name = "Disabled Animatronic Owl"
desc = "A disabled robot owl."
icon = 'icons/misc/bird.dmi'
icon_state = "smallowl"
event_handler_flags = USE_PROXIMITY | USE_FLUID_ENTER
anchored = 1
density = 1
last_flash = 0
flash_prob = 80
flash()
if (src.last_flash && world.time < src.last_flash + 10)
return
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
flick("smallowl-flap", src)
src.last_flash = world.time
HasProximity(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj)
if (src.last_flash && world.time < src.last_flash + 10)
return
if (iscarbon(AM))
var/mob/living/carbon/M = AM
if ((M.m_intent != "walk") && (src.anchored))
if (M.client) // I can't take it anymore I can't take the destiny owls reacting to the monkey it's driving me mad
if (prob(flash_prob))
src.flash()
attackby(obj/item/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
if (iswrenchingtool(W))
add_fingerprint(user)
src.anchored = !src.anchored
if (!src.anchored)
user.show_message(text("[src] can now be moved."))
else if (src.anchored)
user.show_message(text("[src] is now secured."))
attack_hand(user)
if (src.anchored)
if (src.last_flash && world.time < src.last_flash + 10)
return
name = "Not so Disabled Animatronic Owl"
src.flash()
/obj/critter/owl_presentor
name = "Professor Hootens"
desc = "It's Professor Hootens! The leading expert on Space Owls, if it was the real Hootens of course. This is just an animatronic stand-in."
icon = 'icons/misc/lunar.dmi'
icon_state = "jammannequin"
dead_state = "jammannequin-dead"
atkcarbon = 0
atksilicon = 0
health = 10
firevuln = 1 //Typical store display mannequin has a styrofoam body and metal skeleton. Styrofoam /burns/
brutevuln = 0.5
aggressive = 0
defensive = 0
wanderer = 0
generic = 0
flying = 0
death_text = "%src% tips over, its joints seizing and locking up. It does not move again."
angertext = "seems to stare at"
var/does_creepy_stuff = 1
var/typeName = "Generic"
process()
if(!..())
return 0
if (!alive || !does_creepy_stuff)
return
if (prob(5))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/misc/automaton_ratchet.ogg", 50, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] says, \"[pick("The Owls are fine!", "Welcome to the Frontier Space Owlery, please follow the glowing signs. A tour guide will be waiting for you.", "Did you know? By 2063, it is expected that there will be more owls on Earth than human beings.", "Remember, do not touch the owls. Ddon't do it.", "By entering the 50 square kilometers surrounding the Frontier Space Owlery you agree to remove your right to file a civil lawsuit against the owlery for any reason including death.", "Please keep all pets away from Owl feed or the Owls.", "Remember to say 'HI!' to Greg, our friendly cyborg.", "The Frontier Space Owlery thanks our generous benefactors at Donk Co., LLC. The sole creators and copyright holders of Donk Pockets TM!")]\"")
if (prob(5))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/misc/automaton_spaz.ogg", 50, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] [pick("turns", "pivots", "twitches", "spins")].")
src.dir = pick(alldirs)
obj/critter/madnessowl
name = "space owl"
desc = "This owl has bloodshot eyes and seems to be snarling at you. What the fuck."
icon = 'icons/misc/Owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "madsmallowl-flap"
dead_state = "madsmallowl-dead"
density = 1
health = 25
aggressive = 1
defensive = 1
wanderer = 1
opensdoors = 0
atkcarbon = 1
atksilicon = 1
firevuln = 1
brutevuln = 1
angertext = "hoots angrily at"
death_text = "%src% falls into a heap on the floor and releases a gargled hoot."
butcherable = 2
flying = 1
chases_food = 1
scavenger = 1
var/turftarget = null
Bump(atom/movable/AM)
..()
if(isobj(AM))
if(istype(AM, /obj/window))
AM:health = 0
AM:smash()
src.visible_message("[src] smashes into \the [AM]!")
else
return
ai_think()
..()
if (task == "thinking" || task == "wandering" || task == "chasing")
if (prob(10))
if (!src.muted)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 50, 1)
else
if (prob(10))
flick("[src.icon_state]-flap", src)
src.visible_message("[src] flaps.")
playsound(src.loc, pick(sounds_rustle), 50, 1)
on_grump()
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots angrily!", 1)
CritterAttack(mob/M)
playsound(src.loc, pick(sounds_rustle), 60, 1, -1)
if(ismob(M))
src.visible_message("[src] swoops at [src.target] and bites a chunk off off them!")
random_brute_damage(src.target, 10)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_tear_1.ogg", 35, 1, -1)
src.pixel_x = -5
src.pixel_y = -5
sleep(rand(4,6))
turftarget = get_turf(target)
src.set_loc(turftarget)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_tear_3.ogg", 35, 1, -1)
random_brute_damage(src.target, 2)
SPAWN_DBG(rand(1,10))
src.attacking = 0
return
ChaseAttack(mob/M)
if(prob(25))
playsound(src.loc, pick(sounds_rustle), 60, 1, -1)
if(ismob(M))
src.visible_message("[src] swoops around and circles [src.target] before biting a chunk off off them!")
random_brute_damage(src.target, 10)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_tear_1.ogg", 35, 1, -1)
src.pixel_x = -5
src.pixel_y = -5
sleep(rand(4,6))
turftarget = get_turf(target)
src.set_loc(turftarget)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_tear_2.ogg", 35, 1, -1)
sleep(10)
obj/critter/madnessowl/gun
name = "space owl with a gun"
icon_state = "madsmallowlgun"
dead_state = "madsmallowlgun-dead"
desc = "WATCH OUT IT HAS A GUN!"
seek_target()
src.anchored = 0
for (var/mob/living/C in hearers(src.seekrange,src))
if (!src.alive) break
if (C.health < 0) continue
if (C.name == src.attacker) src.attack = 1
if (iscarbon(C) && src.atkcarbon) src.attack = 1
if (istype(C, /mob/living/silicon/) && src.atksilicon) src.attack = 1
if (src.attack)
src.target = C
src.oldtarget_name = C.name
src.visible_message("[src] fires at [src.target]!")
var/tturf = get_turf(target)
SPAWN_DBG(rand(2,7))
Shoot(tturf, src.loc, src)
// SPAWN_DBG(rand(8,12))
src.attack = 0
return
obj/critter/madnessowl/switchblade
name = "space owl with a switchblade"
desc = "Oh god it found a knife, how more dangerous can they get?"
icon_state = "madsmallowlknife"
dead_state = "madsmallowlknife-dead"
health = 85
CritterAttack(mob/M)
if(ismob(M))
src.attacking = 1
src.visible_message("[src] shanks [src.target]!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/blade_small.ogg", 40, 1, -1)
random_brute_damage(src.target, 5)
sleep(rand(4,7))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/blade_small.ogg", 40, 1, -1)
random_brute_damage(src.target, 5)
take_bleeding_damage(target, null, 5, DAMAGE_STAB, 1, get_turf(target))
SPAWN_DBG(rand(1,10))
src.attacking = 0
return
ChaseAttack(mob/M)
flick("[src.icon_state]-flaploop", src)
if(prob(50))
playsound(src.loc, pick(sounds_rustle), 50, 1, -1)
if(ismob(M))
src.attacking =1
if(prob(20))
src.visible_message("[src] swoops down upon [M] and plunges a blade deep into their back!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/blade_small.ogg", 40, 1, -1)
random_brute_damage(src.target, 10)
take_bleeding_damage(target, null, 5, DAMAGE_STAB, 1, get_turf(target))
M.changeStatus("stunned", 2 SECONDS)
M.changeStatus("weakened", 2 SECONDS)
if(!M.stat)
M.emote("scream")
else
src.visible_message("[src] swoops down and slashes [M]!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/blade_small.ogg", 40, 1, -1)
random_brute_damage(src.target, 3)
take_bleeding_damage(target, null, 2, DAMAGE_STAB, 1, get_turf(target))
SPAWN_DBG(rand(1,10))
src.attacking = 0
return
/obj/critter/gunbot/drone/hootening //If anyone wants to take a crack at it, this guy was originally supposed to start doing melee after half HP but fuck critter code.
name = "The Hootening"
desc = "Wait you recognize them from somewhere, oh shit wait they have a gun!"
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "hootening"
dead_state = "deadhoot"
death_text = "%src% collapses and explodes into pieces?"
density = 1
health = 500
maxhealth = 500
opensdoors = 1
firevuln = 1.5
brutevuln = 1
flying = 1
score = 100
droploot = null
alertsound1 = 'sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg'
alertsound2 = 'sound/voice/animal/yetigrowl.ogg'
projectile_type = /datum/projectile/bullet/lmg
current_projectile = new/datum/projectile/bullet/lmg
projectile_spread = 20
attack_cooldown = 35
must_drop_loot = 1
smashes_shit = 1
select_target(var/atom/newtarget)
src.target = newtarget
src.oldtarget_name = newtarget.name
playsound(src.loc, ismob(newtarget) ? alertsound2 : alertsound1, 55, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] rotates its head a full 360 degrees and begins chasing [src.target]!")
task = "chasing"
New()
..()
name = "The Hootening"
return
/// ALTERNATE HOOTENING ATTEMPT
/obj/critter/hootening
name = "THE HOOTENING"
desc = "What has science done???"
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "owlmutant"
dead_state = "owlmutant-dead"
health = 666
flying = 1
firevuln = 1
brutevuln = 0.5
aggressive = 1
defensive = 1
wanderer = 1
opensdoors = 0
seekrange = 6
density = 1
butcherable = 1
can_revive = 0
var/boredom_countdown = 0
var/spazzing = 0
var/frenzied = 0
CritterDeath()
if (src.alive)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 65, 1)
src.visible_message(" [src] collapses, releasing a final hoot and regurgitating a Hootonium Core. What? ")
src.alive = 0
walk_to(src,0)
anchored = 0
set_density(0)
layer = initial(layer)
icon = "owlmutant-dead"
new /obj/item/plutonium_core/hootonium_core (src.loc)
seek_target()
src.anchored = 0
if (src.target)
src.task = "chasing"
return
for (var/mob/living/C in hearers(src.seekrange,src))
if (!isrobot(C) && !ishuman(C)) continue
if ((C.name == src.oldtarget_name) && (world.time < src.last_found + 100)) continue
//if (C.stat || C.health < 0) continue
if(ishuman(C))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = C
if(iswerewolf(H))
src.visible_message("[src] backs away in fear!")
step_away(src, H, 15)
src.dir = get_dir(src, H)
continue
src.boredom_countdown = rand(1,4)
src.target = C
src.oldtarget_name = C.name
src.task = "chasing"
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 75, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
break
attackby(obj/item/W as obj, mob/living/user as mob) //ARRRRGH WHY
user.lastattacked = src
var/attack_force = 0
var/damage_type = "brute"
if (istype(W, /obj/item/artifact/melee_weapon))
var/datum/artifact/melee/ME = W.artifact
attack_force = ME.dmg_amount
damage_type = ME.damtype
else
attack_force = W.force
damage_type = W.damtype
switch(damage_type)
if("fire")
src.health -= attack_force * src.firevuln
if("brute")
src.health -= attack_force * src.brutevuln
else
src.health -= attack_force * src.miscvuln
for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
O.show_message("[user] hits [src] with [W]!", 1)
if(prob(30))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
if(prob(25) && alive)
src.target = user
src.oldtarget_name = user.name
src.task = "chasing"
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Hit_1.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] freaks out at [src.target]!")
frenzy(src.target)
if(prob(10) && alive)
src.target = user
src.oldtarget_name = user.name
random_brute_damage(user, 15)
playsound(user.loc, "swing_hit", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] preforms a counterattack and dragonkicks [user.name] square in the chest!")
animate_spin(src, prob(50) ? "L" : "R", 1, 0)
var/turf/T = get_edge_target_turf(user, get_dir(user, get_step_away(user, src)))
if (T && isturf(T))
SPAWN_DBG(0)
user.throw_at(T, 3, 2)
user.changeStatus("weakened", 5)
user.changeStatus("stunned", 5)
if (src.alive && src.health <= 0) src.CritterDeath()
//src.boredom_countdown = rand(5,10)
src.target = user
src.oldtarget_name = user.name
src.task = "chasing"
attack_hand(var/mob/user as mob)
user.lastattacked = src
if (!src.alive)
..()
return
if (user.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
src.health -= rand(1,2) * src.brutevuln
on_damaged(src)
for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
O.show_message("[user] punches [src]!", 1)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Punch_[(rand(1, 5))].ogg", 50, 1)
if(prob(30))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
if(prob(20) && alive) // crowd beatdown fix
src.target = user
src.oldtarget_name = user.name
src.task = "chasing"
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Hit_1.ogg", 50, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] flips out at [src.target]!")
frenzy(src.target)
if (src.alive && src.health <= 0) src.CritterDeath()
//src.boredom_countdown = rand(5,10)
src.target = user
src.oldtarget_name = user.name
src.task = "chasing"
else
src.visible_message("[user] pets [src]!", 1)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 60, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
ChaseAttack(mob/M)
if(!spazzing) src.spaz()
if(prob(10))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 75, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
src.visible_message("[src] tackles [M]!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Hit_1.ogg", 50, 1, -1)
if(ismob(M))
M.changeStatus("stunned", 2 SECONDS)
M.changeStatus("weakened", 2 SECONDS)
CritterAttack(mob/M)
src.attacking = 1
var/attack_delay = rand(3,15)
if (isrobot(M))
var/mob/living/silicon/robot/BORG = M
if (!BORG.part_head)
src.visible_message("[src] pecks at [BORG.name].")
sleep(15)
src.visible_message("[src] throws a tantrum and smashes [BORG.name] to pieces!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 75, 1)
playsound(src.loc, 'sound/impact_sounds/Metal_Hit_Lowfi_1.ogg', 70, 1)
BORG.gib()
src.target = null
src.boredom_countdown = 0
else
if (BORG.part_head.ropart_get_damage_percentage() >= 85)
src.visible_message("[src] grabs [BORG.name]'s head and wrenches it right off!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
playsound(src.loc, 'sound/impact_sounds/Metal_Hit_Lowfi_1.ogg', 70, 1)
BORG.compborg_lose_limb(BORG.part_head)
sleep(15)
src.visible_message("[src] ravenously eats the mangled brain remnants out of the decapitated head!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 80, 1)
make_cleanable( /obj/decal/cleanable/blood,src.loc)
src.target = null
else
src.visible_message("[src] pounds on [BORG.name]'s head furiously!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Wood_Hit_1.ogg", 50, 1)
BORG.part_head.ropart_take_damage(rand(20,40),0)
if (prob(33)) playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 75, 1)
attack_delay = 5
else
if (boredom_countdown-- > 0)
if(prob(70))
src.visible_message("[src] [pick("bites", "nibbles", "chews on", "gnaws on")] [src.target]!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_Stab_1.ogg", 50, 1)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/items/eatfood.ogg", 50, 1)
random_brute_damage(target, 10)
take_bleeding_damage(target, null, 5, DAMAGE_STAB, 1, get_turf(target))
if(prob(40))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
else
src.visible_message("[src] [pick("slashes", "swipes", "rips", "tears")] a chunk out of [src.target] with its talons!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_Stab_1.ogg", 50, 1)
random_brute_damage(target, 20)
take_bleeding_damage(target, null, 10, DAMAGE_CUT, 0, get_turf(target))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Slimy_Splat_1.ogg", 50, 1)
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 75, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] hoots!", 1)
if(!M.stat) M.emote("scream") // don't scream while dead/asleep
else // flip the fuck out
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Hit_1.ogg", 50, 1)
src.visible_message("[src] slams into [src.target]!")
if(iscarbon(M))
M.changeStatus("weakened", 4)
frenzy(src.target)
if (isdead(M)) // devour corpses
src.visible_message("[src] devours [src.target]! Holy shit!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/impact_sounds/Flesh_Break_1.ogg", 50, 1)
M.ghostize()
new /obj/decal/skeleton(M.loc)
M.gib()
src.target = null
SPAWN_DBG(attack_delay)
src.attacking = 0
proc/spaz()
if (spazzing)
return
spazzing = 25
SPAWN_DBG(0)
while(spazzing-- > 0)
src.pixel_x = rand(-2,2) * 2
src.pixel_y = rand(-2,2) * 2
src.dir = pick(alldirs)
sleep(4)
src.pixel_x = 0
src.pixel_y = 0
if(spazzing < 0)
spazzing = 0
// go crazy and make a huge goddamn mess
proc/frenzy(mob/M)
if (src.frenzied)
return
SPAWN_DBG(0)
src.visible_message("[src] goes [pick("on a rampage", "into a bloodlust", "berserk", "hog wild", "feral")]!")
playsound(src.loc, "sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg", 70, 1)
SPAWN_DBG(1 DECI SECOND)
if(!spazzing) src.spaz()
src.set_loc(M.loc)
src.frenzied = 20
while(src.target && src.frenzied && src.alive && src.loc == M.loc )
src.visible_message("[src] [pick("pecks", "claws", "slashes", "tears at", "lacerates", "mangles")] [src.target]!")
random_brute_damage(target, 10)
take_bleeding_damage(target, null, 5, DAMAGE_CUT, 0, get_turf(target))
if(prob(33)) // don't make quite so much mess
bleed(target, 5, 5, get_step(src.loc, pick(alldirs)), 1)
sleep(4)
src.frenzied--
src.frenzied = 0
//FUCKABLE AREAS!!
var/list/owlery_sounds = list('sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg','sound/ambience/owlzone/owlsfx1.ogg','sound/ambience/owlzone/owlsfx2.ogg','sound/ambience/owlzone/owlsfx3.ogg','sound/ambience/owlzone/owlsfx4.ogg','sound/ambience/owlzone/owlsfx5.ogg','sound/machines/hiss.ogg')
/area/owlery
name = "owl fuckery"
sound_group = "owl"
teleport_blocked = 1
sound_environment = 12
New()
..()
SPAWN_DBG(1 SECOND)
process()
proc/process()
while(current_state < GAME_STATE_FINISHED)
sleep(100)
if (current_state == GAME_STATE_PLAYING)
if(!played_fx_2 && prob(15))
sound_fx_2 = pick(owlery_sounds)
for(var/mob/M in src)
if (M.client)
M.client.playAmbience(src, AMBIENCE_FX_2, 50)
/area/owlery/Owlopen
name = "Owlery Arrivals"
icon_state = "green"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlbanjo.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_banjo"
/area/owlery/owllock
name = "Owl Observatory Room"
icon_state = "yellow"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlambi3.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_amb3"
/area/owlery/owleryhall
name = "Owlery Hall Junction"
icon_state = "orange"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlbanjo.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_banjo"
/area/owlery/gangzone
name = "Mad Owl Den"
icon_state = "purple"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlambi2.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_amb2"
/area/owlery/staffhall
name = "Staff Hall"
icon_state = "crewquarters"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlbanjo.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_banjo"
/area/owlery/office
name = "Office Wing"
icon_state = "red"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlbanjo.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_banjo"
/area/owlery/lab
name = "Perfectly Legal Laboratory"
icon_state = "blue"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlambi5.ogg'
/area/owlery/Owlmait
name = "Owl Maintenance"
icon_state = "dk_yellow"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlbanjo.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_banjo"
/area/owlery/solars
name = "Listening Post Solar Array"
icon_state = "yellow"
requires_power = 0
luminosity = 1
force_fullbright = 1
teleport_blocked = 0
/area/owlery/Owlmait2
name = "River Loop Maintenance"
icon_state = "dk_yellow"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/owlzone/owlambi3.ogg'
sound_group = "owl_amb3"
/area/syndicate/minerva5/command
name = "Administrator's Office"
icon_state = "red"
sound_loop = 'sound/ambience/station/JazzLounge1.ogg'
//Other fuckable things
/proc/owl_slam()
set category = "Spells"
set name = "Owl Slam"
set desc = "Hoot the entire station with the power of an owl."
var/mob/M = src
if(M.stat)
boutput(M, "Not when you're incapacitated.")
return
var/equipped_thing = M.equipped()
if(istype(equipped_thing, /obj/item/basketball))
var/obj/item/basketball/BB = equipped_thing
if(!BB.payload)
boutput(M, __red("This b-ball doesn't have the right heft to it!"))
return
else //Safety thing to ensure the hootonium core is only good for one dunk
var/pl = BB.payload
BB.payload = null
qdel(pl)
else
boutput(M, __red("You can't slam without a b-ball, yo!"))
return
M.verbs -= /proc/owl_slam
logTheThing("combat", M, null, "triggers a owl slam in [M.loc.loc] ([showCoords(M.x, M.y, M.z)])!")
M.visible_message("[M] flies through the ceiling!")
playsound(M.loc, "sound/effects/bionic_sound.ogg", 50)
for(var/i = 0, i < 50, i++)
M.pixel_y += 6
M.dir = turn(M.dir, 90)
sleep(1)
M.layer = 0
var/sound/siren = sound('sound/misc/airraid_loop_short.ogg')
siren.repeat = 1
siren.channel = 5
world << siren
command_alert("A massive influx of Owl Quarks has been detected in [get_area(M)]. A Owl Slam is imminent. All personnel currently on [station_name()] have 10 seconds to reach minimum safe distance. This is not a test.")
for(var/mob/N in mobs)
SPAWN_DBG(0)
shake_camera(N, 120, 2)
SPAWN_DBG(0)
var/thunder = 70
while(thunder > 0)
thunder--
if(prob(15))
world << sound('sound/voice/animal/hoot.ogg', volume = 80) ///////////////////////////////////////////
for(var/mob/N in mobs)
N.flash(30)
sleep(5)
sleep(200)
playsound(M.loc, "sound/effects/bionic_sound.ogg", 50)
M.layer = EFFECTS_LAYER_BASE
for(var/i = 0, i < 20, i++)
M.pixel_y -= 12
M.dir = turn(M.dir, 90)
sleep(1)
sleep(1)
siren.repeat = 0
siren.status = SOUND_UPDATE
siren.channel = 5
world << siren
M.visible_message("[M] successfully executes a Owl Slam!")
explosion_new(src, get_turf(M), 1, 75)
for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M1 in range(5, src))
SPAWN_DBG(0)
M1.owlgib()
for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M2 in range(50, src))
SPAWN_DBG(0)
if (!(M2.wear_mask && istype(M2.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask)))
for(var/obj/item/clothing/O in M2)
M2.u_equip(O)
if (O)
O.set_loc(M2.loc)
O.dropped(M2)
O.layer = initial(O.layer)
var/obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/owl/owlsuit = new /obj/item/clothing/under/gimmick/owl(M2)
owlsuit.cant_self_remove = 1
var/obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask/owlmask = new /obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask(M2)
owlmask.cant_self_remove = 1
M2.equip_if_possible(owlsuit, M2.slot_w_uniform)
M2.equip_if_possible(owlmask, M2.slot_wear_mask)
M2.set_clothing_icon_dirty()
///////GREG THE COOL AWESOME ROBOT TRADER/////////////////
/obj/npc/trader/greg
icon = 'icons/obj/trader.dmi'
icon_state = "greg"
picture = "robot.png"
name = "Greg"
desc = "Oh hey its Greg! Everyone loves him, but you don't seem to remember why."
trader_area = "/area/owlery/staffhall"
New()
..()
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//// sell list //////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/airzooka(src)
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/airbag(src)
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/dangerbag(src)
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/hat/dailyspecial/greg
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/crayons/greg
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/drugs/poppies/greg
src.goods_sell += new /datum/commodity/owlpaint
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//// buy list ///////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
src.goods_buy += new /datum/commodity/owleggs(src)
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
greeting= {"Hey there kid! Welcome to the gift shop. Im Greg, Professor Hootens loveable assistant! And this little fella on my hand is Howard the Hooter, say "Hi" Howard!."}
portrait_setup = "![]([resource("images/traders/[src.picture]")])
[src.name]
"
sell_dialogue = "Howards lost some of his eggs, can you find them all?."
buy_dialogue = "Are you interested in some Owl accessories?"
successful_purchase_dialogue = list("Thank you for your purchase!", "Please enjoy your purchase.",
"Thank you for your continued support of the Owlery!")
failed_sale_dialogue = list("Sorry, we're not currently accepting donations of that variety.")
successful_sale_dialogue = list("Thank you for your contribution to the Owlery, your personalized thank you card will arrive in 3 to 300 business days.")
failed_purchase_dialogue = list("Im sorry but it appears the transaction as reached a fatal error, please contact your cards provider for more info.")
pickupdialogue = "Your purchase has been delivered."
pickupdialoguefailure = "I don't believe you have added anything to your virtu-cart."
/obj/item/lilgreg
name = "Greg Jr"
desc = "Gregs adopted son! He seems to have gotten caught up with a bad crowd."
icon = 'icons/misc/owlzone.dmi'
icon_state = "gregjr"
var/seensol = 0
var/cantalk = 1
attack_self(mob/user as mob)
if(cantalk == 1)
cantalk = 0
if(prob(5))
playsound(src.loc, "sound/ambience/owlzone/owlsfx[rand(1,5)].ogg", 50, 1)
usr.visible_message("Greg Jr emits a haunting hoot as you pull the string on their back.")
cantalk = 1
else
playsound(src.loc, "sound/misc/automaton_ratchet.ogg", 50, 1)
usr.visible_message("[usr] pull the string located at the back of Greg Jr.")
sleep(30)
if (istype(get_area(src), /area/solarium) && seensol == 0)
usr.visible_message("[src] says, \"Woah, so thats what the sun looks like. It's kind of smaller then I expected though?\"")
sleep(10)
usr.visible_message("[src] says, \"Hm, looks like my internal camera is out of storage. Mind holding this tape real quick while I add some film?\"")
new /obj/item/audio_tape/beepoker(get_turf(usr))
seensol = 1
cantalk = 1
return
else
usr.visible_message("[src] says, \"[pick("Hey there pal! How's your day been?", "You ever been to that weird satilite with the giant guardbuddy?", "Hey have you ever heard about Greg? He's a real swell guy.", "Ever eaten a Lemon Square? I haven't, I wonder what they taste like.","Did you catch last nights Professor Hootens story hour? I must have missed it.", "Those darn Owls scratched my paintjob.", "Ever meet that guy with the big beard and giant heart?", "I wonder where Greg is today, have you seen him?", "I wish I could see that sun thing people keep talking about.")]\"")
sleep(30)
cantalk = 1
sleep(20)
return
hear_talk(var/mob/living/carbon/speaker, text, real_name)
if(prob(10))
usr.visible_message("[src] says, \"Woah [real_name] thats [pick("radical", "awesome", "sweet", "delicious", "100% spectacular", "better then sliced bread", "hootacular", "horrible", "hootastic", "dab worthy")]!\"")
return
![]([resource("images/arts/postcard_Owlery.png")])
"
examine()
..()
attackby()
return
obj/item/paper/bombininote
name = "smelly note"
interesting = "There are traces of Escherichia Coli, Salmonella, and synthetic grasslike fibers dusted across the note. The handwriting seems mechanical."
desc = "A note which smells faintly of... Owls?"
info = {"We have your Bee, Bombini. We want 5 mill-ion dosh credits or your Bee friend will be spaced. Do not try to HOOTIN find us. We are very powerful and our location is impossible to find. -THE OWLS