////////////////// MISC BULLSHIT ////////////////// /mob/proc/fake_damage(var/amount,var/seconds) if (!amount || !seconds) return src.fakeloss += amount SPAWN_DBG(seconds * 10) src.fakeloss -= amount /mob/proc/false_death(var/seconds) if (!seconds) return src.fakedead = 1 boutput(src, "[src] seizes up and falls limp, [his_or_her(src)] eyes dead and lifeless...") src.changeStatus("weakened", 5 SECONDS) SPAWN_DBG(seconds * 10) src.fakedead = 0 src.delStatus("weakened") /proc/get_mobs_of_type_at_point_blank(var/atom/object,var/mob_path) var/list/returning_list = list() if (!object || !mob_path) return returning_list if (istype(object,/area/)) return returning_list for (var/mob/L in range(1,object)) if (istype(L,mob_path)) returning_list += L return returning_list /proc/get_mobs_of_type_in_view(var/atom/object,var/mob_path) var/list/returning_list = list() if (!object || !mob_path) return returning_list if (istype(object,/area/)) return returning_list for (var/mob/L in view(7,object)) if (istype(L,mob_path)) returning_list += L return returning_list /mob/proc/get_current_active_item() return null /mob/living/carbon/human/get_current_active_item() if (src.hand) return src.r_hand else return src.l_hand /mob/living/silicon/robot/get_current_active_item() return src.module_active /mob/proc/get_temp_deviation() var/tempdiff = src.bodytemperature - src.base_body_temp var/tol = src.temp_tolerance var/ntl = 0 - src.temp_tolerance // these are just to make the switch a bit easier to look at if (tempdiff > tol*3.5) return 4 // some like to be on fire else if (tempdiff < ntl*3.5) return -4 // i think my ears just froze off oh god else if (tempdiff > tol*2.5) return 3 // some like it too hot else if (tempdiff < ntl*2.5) return -3 // too chill else if (tempdiff > tol*1.5) return 2 // some like it hot else if (tempdiff < ntl*1.5) return -2 // pretty chill else if (tempdiff > tol*0.5) return 1 // some like it warm else if (tempdiff < ntl*0.5) return -1 // a little bit chill else return 0 // I'M APOLLO JUSTICE AND I'M FINE /mob/proc/is_cold_resistant() if (!src) return 0 if(src.bioHolder && src.bioHolder.HasOneOfTheseEffects("cold_resist","thermal_resist")) return 1 if(ischangeling(src)) return 1 if(src.nodamage) return 1 return 0 /mob/proc/is_heat_resistant() if (!src) return 0 if(src.bioHolder && src.bioHolder.HasOneOfTheseEffects("fire_resist","thermal_resist")) return 1 if(src.nodamage) return 1 return 0 // Hallucinations /mob/living/proc/hallucinate_fake_melee_attack() var/list/PB_mobs = get_mobs_of_type_at_point_blank(src,/mob/living/) var/mob/living/H = pick(PB_mobs) if (H.stat) return var/obj/item/I = H.get_current_active_item() if (istype(I)) boutput(src, "[H.name] attacks [src.name] with [I]!") if (I.hitsound) src.playsound_local(src.loc, I.hitsound, 50, 1) src.fake_damage(I.force,100) else if (!ishuman(H)) return if (!src.canmove) src.playsound_local(src.loc, 'sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Hit_1.ogg', 25, 1, -1) boutput(src, "[H.name] kicks [src.name]!") else var/list/punches = list('sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Punch_2.ogg','sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Punch_3.ogg','sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Punch_4.ogg','sound/impact_sounds/Generic_Punch_5.ogg') src.playsound_local(src.loc, pick(punches), 25, 1, -1) boutput(src, "[H.name] punches [src.name]!") src.fake_damage(rand(2,9),100) hit_twitch(src) /////////////// // Anomalies // /////////////// /obj/anomaly name = "anomaly" desc = "swirly thing alert!!!!" icon = 'icons/obj/objects.dmi' icon_state = "anom" density = 1 opacity = 0 anchored = 1 var/has_processing_loop = 0 New(var/turf/loc) ..() if (has_processing_loop) global.processing_items.Add(src) return disposing() if (has_processing_loop) global.processing_items.Remove(src) ..() proc/process() return 0 /obj/anomaly/test name = "boing anomaly" desc = "it goes boing and does stuff" has_processing_loop = 1 process() playsound(src.loc, 'sound/voice/chanting.ogg', 100, 0, 5, 0.5) /obj/do_not_press_this_button name = "do not press this button" desc = "This button stand is covered in warnings that say not to press it. Huh. Guess you shouldn't press it." density = 1 anchored = 1 icon = 'icons/misc/mechanicsExpansion.dmi' icon_state = "comp_button" var/steps_until_pressable = 18 var/being_pressed = 0 var/has_been_pressed = 0 attack_hand(mob/user as mob) if (being_pressed) boutput(user, "You can't press it while someone else is about to press it!") return if (has_been_pressed) boutput(user, "Someone has already pressed the button!") return if (steps_until_pressable > 0) boutput(user, "You can't press the button.") return else being_pressed = 1 user.visible_message("[user] reaches for the button...") var/input = null input = alert("Are you sure you want to press the button?","DONT PRESS IT","Yes","No") if (input != "Yes") boutput(user, "You made the right decision.") being_pressed = 0 return input = alert("Are you REALLY sure?","DONT PRESS IT","Yes","No") if (input != "Yes") boutput(user, "You made the right decision.") being_pressed = 0 return input = alert("Should you press the button?","DONT PRESS IT","Yes","No") if (input != "No") boutput(user, "Haven't you been paying attention?") being_pressed = 0 return input = alert("Are you like double-ultra turbo sure you want to press the button?","DONT PRESS IT","No","Yes") if (input != "Yes") boutput(user, "You made the right decision.") being_pressed = 0 return boutput(user, "Pressing button. Please wait thirty seconds.") sleep(300) input = alert("For real though, you're okay with pressing the button?","DONT PRESS IT","Yes","No") if (input != "Yes") boutput(user, "You made the right decision.") being_pressed = 0 return if (user.getStatusDuration("paralysis") || user.stat || user.getStatusDuration("stunned") || user.getStatusDuration("weakened")) boutput(user, "You can't press it when you're incapacitated.") being_pressed = 0 return if (get_dist(user,src) > 1) boutput(user, "You can't press it from over there.") being_pressed = 0 return user.visible_message("[user] presses the button!") user.unlock_medal("Button Pusher", 1) has_been_pressed = 1 being_pressed = 0 command_alert("Crewman [user] has pressed the button. Dog Voiding Sequence activated. Thirty seconds until George is Voided. This is not a drill.","Button Press Detected") var/sound/siren = sound('sound/misc/airraid_loop_short.ogg') siren.repeat = 1 siren.channel = 5 world << siren for(var/area/A in world) A.eject = 1 A.updateicon() LAGCHECK(LAG_LOW) sleep(300) siren.repeat = 0 siren.status = SOUND_UPDATE siren.channel = 5 world << siren for(var/area/A in world) LAGCHECK(LAG_LOW) A.eject = 0 A.updateicon() for (var/obj/critter/dog/george/G in world) G.visible_message("[G] pees on the floor. Bad dog!") make_cleanable( /obj/decal/cleanable/urine ,get_turf(G)) return attackby(obj/item/W as obj, mob/user as mob) if (iswrenchingtool(W) && steps_until_pressable == 18) boutput(user, "You remove the metal bolts.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/weldingtool) && steps_until_pressable == 17) boutput(user, "You un-weld the casing.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (ispryingtool(W) && steps_until_pressable == 16) boutput(user, "You pry off the casing. Now what?") steps_until_pressable-- return if (issnippingtool(W) && steps_until_pressable == 15) boutput(user, "You cut up the metal mesh. This is kind of a pain in the ass.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (isscrewingtool(W) && steps_until_pressable == 14) boutput(user, "You unscrew the case. There's no way this is worth it.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/kitchen/utensil/knife) && steps_until_pressable == 13) boutput(user, "You pry out the loose screw with the knife. This is just ridiculous.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/knife_butcher) && steps_until_pressable == 13) boutput(user, "That's a bit excessive. A regular knife will do.") return if (istype(W,/obj/item/shovel) && steps_until_pressable == 12) boutput(user, "You lever off the case with the shovel. You should probably give up.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/slag_shovel) && steps_until_pressable == 12) boutput(user, "You lever off the case with the shovel. You should probably give up.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/sponge) && steps_until_pressable == 11) boutput(user, "You clean off the lock. You should definitely give up.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/stamp) && steps_until_pressable == 10) boutput(user, "You stamp the lock. Stop. Stop now. Please. Stop.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/gun/russianrevolver) && steps_until_pressable == 9) boutput(user, "You stick the revolver in the lock. No, seriously. Stop. This isn't worth it.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/staple_gun) && steps_until_pressable == 8) boutput(user, "You staple the locks. Come on, man. Know when to fold em. Just walk away.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/surgical_spoon) && steps_until_pressable == 7) boutput(user, "You remove the eyeball. Stop now. I'm not kidding.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/mining_tool) && steps_until_pressable == 6) boutput(user, "You cut the wires. This is a very, VERY bad idea. You won't be able to undo this.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/baton) && steps_until_pressable == 5) boutput(user, "You stun the button. Look, honestly, your persistence is NOT doing you any favors here.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/device/igniter) && steps_until_pressable == 4) boutput(user, "You warm up the button. Have you not considered WHY there's so many steps stopping you?") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/paint_can) && steps_until_pressable == 3) boutput(user, "You paint the butOH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST STOP LIKE IVE BEEN ASKING YOU TO") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/paint) && steps_until_pressable == 3) boutput(user, "You paint the butOH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST STOP LIKE IVE BEEN ASKING YOU TO") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/holywater) && steps_until_pressable == 2) boutput(user, "Stop it.") steps_until_pressable-- return if (istype(W,/obj/item/gnomechompski) && steps_until_pressable == 1) boutput(user, "You are nearing the point of no return. Walk away. Please.") steps_until_pressable-- return ..() return get_desc() ..() switch(steps_until_pressable) if(0) // Now you can press it return {"The button is exposed. You can now press it, but there's no doubt that it's a horrible idea. Come on now, just walk away. Do the smart thing. Remember the sunk costs fallacy? Sure you spent a lot of time getting this far, but that doesn't mean throwing good time after bad will turn out any better. Look, curiosity is good and all that, especially for a member of a research station, but you know full well there's some things that just shouldn't be pursued, and I can tell you with the utmost certainty that this is one of them. Yes, I used *I*. I'm literally breaking the fourth wall in an examine text to speak directly to you, not as a character, but a player. One man behind the man to another, so to speak. I mean, I coded this button. I KNOW what it does. If you're the first player to get this far you probably don't, but lemme tell you, it's not worth it. We're both going to walk away from this very disappointed in ourselves. I mean granted, it's not like this is some pretentious thought experiment or moral lecture or anything, I just don't want you to press it. I'm not asking for much here. This is all assuming you've actually been examining the object between each deconstruction step though, if not I guess it was a big waste of time to write all this."} if(1) // Gnome Chompski return "Wait, better idea. You know who are really good at pressing buttons? Gnomes." if(2) // Holy Water return "Wait, what if this button is cursed? You should use a holy water jug on it, just to be certain. Is it really outside the realm of possibility at this point?" if(3) // Paint Can return "Something's wrong.. no, this button is clearly the wrong color. You need to repaint it before you can press it." if(4) // Igniter return "The button is way too cold to press. Warm it up with an igniter first." if(5) // Stun Baton return "Some remnants of the energy field are left on the button. A strike from an electrified blunt object should disperse it." if(6) // Pickaxe return "The button is protected by some kind of powered energy field. If you cut the wires it'd probably lose power, but the wires are built exactly the right way to only be cuttable by a pickaxe." if(7) // Surgical Spoon return "The button is protected by some kind of powered energy field. There's a battery of some kind on the side but there's a mechanical eyeball staring at you and it's really distracting you." if(8) // Staple Gun return "The button is protected by some kind of powered energy field. There's a battery of some kind on the side but it's got several staple-shaped locks on it." if(9) // Russian Revolver return "There's a big padlock protecting the stand. The keyhole looks exactly the right size for a russian revolver." if(10) // Rubber Stamp return "There's a touch-based unlocking pad that looks about exactly the size of a rubber stamp." if(11) // Sponge return "there's some kind of unlocking pad here but it's way too dirty to tell anything about it. Get a sponge and clean that muck off!" if(12) // Shovel return "The button is protected by a plexiglass case. It's kind of big and heavy, you obviously need a shovel to pry it off." if(13) // Kitchen Knife return "One of the screws is stuck. You could probably pop it out of place with a kitchen knife." if(14) // Screwdriver return "The button is protected by a plexiglass case. Looks like it's screwed to the stand." if(15) // Wirecutters return "The button is protected by a plexiglass case. A metal wire mesh is covering the case." if(16) // Crowbar return "There is a metal casing over the button. Looks like it could be crowbarred off." if(17) // Welder return "There is a metal casing which seems to be welded onto the stand." if(18) // Wrench return "The metal button casing is locked in place by several large metal bolts." /proc/ass_day_popup(var/mob/M) if (!M || !M.client) return M << csound("sound/misc/Warning_AssDay.ogg") var/dat = "!!! ASS DAY !!!

" dat += {"You have joined us for Ass Day, an event that occurs on the 13th of every month. During this time, the rules and their enforcement are heavily relaxed on this server. If you choose to join the game, expect complete and total chaos, rampant grief, and levels of violence that would make Joe Pesci cry. Of course, there's nothing stopping you from causing all that yourself if you choose to."} dat += "

" dat += {"Bear in mind that a few rules are still in effect, however:
1) No intentionally crashing the server or causing lag.
2) No bigotry.
3) No sexual stuff.
4) No creepy shit.
5) No impersonating the admins.
6) No giving out secret recipes and the like.
7) If an admin tells you to quit doing something, quit it."} dat += "

" dat += {"If you do not see this popup, that means it is not Ass Day. Rule-breakers invoking Ass Day when it is not Ass Day will be dealt with incredibly severely, so don't fuck this up! A good rule of thumb to keep in mind - Ass Day begins and ends when the admins or the game itself say it is, not when you say it is."} dat += "

" dat += {"Does all this sound like it doesn't appeal to you? No problem, Ass Day is a feature of this server only and is not in effect on our other servers, so if you'd like a bit of peace and quiet go ahead and check them out. We won't mind."} M.Browse(dat, "window=assday;size=500x600;can_resize=0;can_minimize=0")