/datum/intercept_text var/text var/prob_correct_person_lower = 20 var/prob_correct_person_higher = 80 var/prob_correct_job_lower = 20 var/prob_correct_job_higher = 80 var/prob_correct_prints_lower = 20 var/prob_correct_print_higher = 80 var/prob_correct_objective_lower = 20 var/prob_correct_objective_higher = 80 var/list/org_names_1 = list() var/list/org_names_2 = list() var/list/anomalies = list() var/list/SWF_names = list() /datum/intercept_text/New() ..() src.org_names_1.Add("Blighted", "Defiled", "Unholy", "Murderous", "Ugly", "French", "Blue", "Psychotic", "Farmer") src.org_names_2.Add("Reapers", "Swarm", "Rogues", "Menace", "Jeff Worshippers", "Drunks", "Strikers", "Creed") src.anomalies.Add("Huge electrical storm", "Photon emitter", "Meson generator", "Blue swirly thing") src.SWF_names.Add("Grand Wizard", "His Most Unholy Master", "The Most Angry", "Bighands", "Tall Hat", "Deadly Sandals") // /datum/intercept_text/proc/build(var/mode_type, correct_mob) switch(mode_type) if("revolution") src.text = "" src.build_rev(correct_mob) return src.text if("wizard") src.text = "" src.build_wizard(correct_mob) return src.text if("nuke") src.text = "" src.build_nuke(correct_mob) return src.text if("traitor") src.text = "" src.build_traitor(correct_mob) return src.text if("malf") src.text = "" src.build_malf(correct_mob) return src.text if("changeling") src.text = "" src.build_changeling(correct_mob) return src.text else return null /datum/intercept_text/proc/pick_mob() var/list/dudes = list() for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/man in mobs) dudes += man var/dude = pick(dudes) return dude /datum/intercept_text/proc/pick_fingerprints() var/mob/living/carbon/human/dude = src.pick_mob() var/print = "[md5(dude.bioHolder.Uid)]" return print /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_traitor(correct_mob) var/name_1 = pick(src.org_names_1) var/name_2 = pick(src.org_names_2) var/fingerprints var/traitor_name var/prob_right_dude = rand(prob_correct_person_lower, prob_correct_person_higher) if(prob(prob_right_dude) && (ticker && ticker.mode && istype(ticker.mode, /datum/game_mode/traitor))) if (correct_mob) traitor_name = correct_mob:current else if(prob(prob_right_dude)) traitor_name = src.pick_mob() else fingerprints = src.pick_fingerprints() src.text += "

The [name_1] [name_2] implied an undercover operative was acting on their behalf on the station currently.
" src.text += "After some investigation, we " if(traitor_name) src.text += "are [prob_right_dude]% sure that [traitor_name] may have been involved, and should be closely observed." src.text += "
Note: This group are known to be untrustworthy, so do not act on this information without proper discourse." else src.text += "discovered the following set of fingerprints ([fingerprints]) on sensitive materials, and their owner should be closely observed." src.text += "However, these could also belong to a current Cent. Com employee, so do not act on this without reason." /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_rev(correct_mob) var/name_1 = pick(src.org_names_1) var/name_2 = pick(src.org_names_2) var/traitor_name var/traitor_job var/prob_right_dude = rand(prob_correct_person_lower, prob_correct_person_higher) var/prob_right_job = rand(prob_correct_job_lower, prob_correct_job_higher) if(prob(prob_right_job)) if (correct_mob) traitor_job = correct_mob:assigned_role else var/list/job_tmp = get_all_jobs() job_tmp.Remove("Captain", "Security Officer", "Vice Officer", "Detective", "Head Of Security", "Head of Personnel", "Chief Engineer", "Research Director") traitor_job = pick(job_tmp) if(prob(prob_right_dude) && (ticker && ticker.mode && istype(ticker.mode, /datum/game_mode/revolution))) if (correct_mob) traitor_name = correct_mob:current else traitor_name = src.pick_mob() src.text += "

It has been brought to our attention that the [name_1] [name_2] are attempting to stir unrest on one of our stations in your sector.
" src.text += "Based on our intelligence, we are [prob_right_job]% sure that if true, someone doing the job of [traitor_job] on your station may have been brainwashed " src.text += "at a recent conference, and their department should be closely monitored for signs of mutiny. " if(prob(prob_right_dude)) src.text += "
In addition, we are [prob_right_dude]% sure that [traitor_name] may have also some in to contact with this " src.text += "organisation." src.text += "
However, if this information is acted on without substantial evidence, those responsible will face severe repercussions." /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_wizard(correct_mob) var/SWF_desc = pick(SWF_names) src.text += "

The evil Space Wizards Federation have recently broke their most feared wizard, known only as \"[SWF_desc]\" out of space jail. " src.text += "He is on the run, last spotted in a system near your present location. If anybody suspicious is located aboard, please " src.text += "approach with EXTREME caution. Cent. Com also recommends that it would be wise to not inform the crew of this, due to it's fearful nature." src.text += "Known attributes include: Brown sandals, a large blue hat, a voluptous white beard, and an inclination to cast spells." /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_nuke(correct_mob) src.text += "

Cent. Com recently recieved a report of a plot to destroy one of our stations in your area. We believe an elite strike team is " src.text += "preparing to plant and activate a nuclear device aboard one of them. The security department should take all necessary precautions " src.text += "to repel an enemy boarding party if the need arises. As this may cause panic among the crew, all efforts should be made to keep this " src.text += "information a secret from all but the most trusted members." /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_malf(correct_mob) var/a_name = pick(src.anomalies) src.text += "

A [a_name] was recently picked up by a nearby stations sensors in your sector. If it came into contact with your ship or " src.text += "electrical equipment, it may have had hazardarous and unpredictable effects. Closely observe any non carbon based life forms " src.text += "for signs of unusual behaviour, but keep this information discreet at all times due to this possibly dangerous scenario." /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_changeling(correct_mob) src.text += "

A mutagenic organism has escaped from a research lab in your sector. " src.text += "This organism is capable of mimicking any carbon based life form and is considered extremely dangerous. " src.text += "The crew should remain alert and report any individuals acting oddly." /datum/intercept_text/proc/build_vampire(correct_mob) src.text += "

We have intercepted reports that a Space Wizard Federation menagerie facility in your sector has suffered a containment breach. " src.text += "It is possible that a Vampire has escaped from their cells and is likely to have taken refuge on the station. It is likely weak from its " src.text += "extended containment, but it will become increasingly more powerful if allowed to consume human blood. If caught, it must be terminated."