diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Extensions/ValueTaskExtensions.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Extensions/ValueTaskExtensions.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..884b30379a
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+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Extensions/ValueTaskExtensions.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,169 @@
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Diagnostics;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+
+namespace Tgstation.Server.Common.Extensions
+{
+	/// <summary>
+	/// Extension methods for the <see cref="ValueTask"/> and <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}"/> <see langword="class"/>es.
+	/// </summary>
+	public static class ValueTaskExtensions
+	{
+		/// <summary>
+		/// Fully <see langword="await"/> a given list of <paramref name="tasks"/>.
+		/// </summary>
+		/// <typeparam name="T">The <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}.Result"/> type.</typeparam>
+		/// <param name="tasks">An <see cref="IEnumerable{T}"/> of <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}"/>s.</param>
+		/// <param name="totalTasks">The number of elements in <paramref name="tasks"/>.</param>
+		/// <returns>A <see cref="ValueTask"/> representing the combined <see langword="await"/>.</returns>
+		/// <exception cref="AggregateException">An <see cref="AggregateException"/> containing any <see cref="Exception"/>s thrown by the <paramref name="tasks"/>.</exception>
+		public static async ValueTask<T[]> WhenAll<T>(IEnumerable<ValueTask<T>> tasks, int totalTasks)
+		{
+			if (tasks == null)
+				throw new ArgumentNullException(nameof(tasks));
+
+			// We don't allocate the list if no task throws
+			List<Exception>? exceptions = null;
+			int i = 0;
+			var results = new T[totalTasks];
+			foreach (var task in tasks)
+			{
+				try
+				{
+					results[i] = await task.ConfigureAwait(false);
+				}
+				catch (Exception ex)
+				{
+					exceptions ??= new (totalTasks - i);
+					exceptions.Add(ex);
+				}
+
+				++i;
+			}
+
+			Debug.Assert(totalTasks == i, "Invalid count specified!");
+
+			if (exceptions != null)
+				throw new AggregateException(exceptions);
+
+			return results;
+		}
+
+		/// <summary>
+		/// Fully <see langword="await"/> a given list of <paramref name="tasks"/>.
+		/// </summary>
+		/// <typeparam name="T">The <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}.Result"/> type.</typeparam>
+		/// <param name="tasks">An <see cref="IReadOnlyList{T}"/> of <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}"/>s.</param>
+		/// <returns>A <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}"/> containing the <see cref="Array"/> of results based on <paramref name="tasks"/>.</returns>
+		/// <exception cref="AggregateException">An <see cref="AggregateException"/> containing any <see cref="Exception"/>s thrown by the <paramref name="tasks"/>.</exception>
+		public static async ValueTask<T[]> WhenAll<T>(IReadOnlyList<ValueTask<T>> tasks)
+		{
+			if (tasks == null)
+				throw new ArgumentNullException(nameof(tasks));
+
+			var totalTasks = tasks.Count;
+			if (totalTasks == 0)
+				return Array.Empty<T>();
+
+			// We don't allocate the list if no task throws
+			List<Exception>? exceptions = null;
+			var results = new T[totalTasks];
+			for (var i = 0; i < totalTasks; i++)
+				try
+				{
+					results[i] = await tasks[i].ConfigureAwait(false);
+				}
+				catch (Exception ex)
+				{
+					exceptions ??= new (totalTasks - i);
+					exceptions.Add(ex);
+				}
+
+			return exceptions == null
+				? results
+				: throw new AggregateException(exceptions);
+		}
+
+		/// <summary>
+		/// Fully <see langword="await"/> a given list of <paramref name="tasks"/>.
+		/// </summary>
+		/// <typeparam name="T">The <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}.Result"/> type.</typeparam>
+		/// <param name="tasks">An <see cref="Array"/> of <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}"/>s.</param>
+		/// <returns>A <see cref="ValueTask{TResult}"/> containing the <see cref="Array"/> of results based on <paramref name="tasks"/>.</returns>
+		/// <exception cref="AggregateException">An <see cref="AggregateException"/> containing any <see cref="Exception"/>s thrown by the <paramref name="tasks"/>.</exception>
+		public static ValueTask<T[]> WhenAll<T>(params ValueTask<T>[] tasks) => WhenAll((IReadOnlyList<ValueTask<T>>)tasks);
+
+		/// <summary>
+		/// Fully <see langword="await"/> a given list of <paramref name="tasks"/>.
+		/// </summary>
+		/// <param name="tasks">An <see cref="IEnumerable{T}"/> of <see cref="ValueTask"/>s.</param>
+		/// <param name="totalTasks">The number of elements in <paramref name="tasks"/>.</param>
+		/// <returns>A <see cref="ValueTask"/> representing the combined <see langword="await"/>.</returns>
+		/// <exception cref="AggregateException">An <see cref="AggregateException"/> containing any <see cref="Exception"/>s thrown by the <paramref name="tasks"/>.</exception>
+		public static async ValueTask WhenAll(IEnumerable<ValueTask> tasks, int totalTasks)
+		{
+			if (tasks == null)
+				throw new ArgumentNullException(nameof(tasks));
+
+			// We don't allocate the list if no task throws
+			List<Exception>? exceptions = null;
+			int i = 0;
+			foreach (var task in tasks)
+			{
+				try
+				{
+					await task.ConfigureAwait(false);
+				}
+				catch (Exception ex)
+				{
+					exceptions ??= new (totalTasks - i);
+					exceptions.Add(ex);
+				}
+
+				++i;
+			}
+
+			Debug.Assert(totalTasks == i, "Invalid count specified!");
+
+			if (exceptions != null)
+				throw new AggregateException(exceptions);
+		}
+
+		/// <summary>
+		/// Fully <see langword="await"/> a given list of <paramref name="tasks"/>.
+		/// </summary>
+		/// <param name="tasks">An <see cref="IReadOnlyList{T}"/> of <see cref="ValueTask"/>s.</param>
+		/// <returns>A <see cref="ValueTask"/> representing the combined <see langword="await"/>.</returns>
+		/// <exception cref="AggregateException">An <see cref="AggregateException"/> containing any <see cref="Exception"/>s thrown by the <paramref name="tasks"/>.</exception>
+		public static async ValueTask WhenAll(IReadOnlyList<ValueTask> tasks)
+		{
+			if (tasks == null)
+				throw new ArgumentNullException(nameof(tasks));
+
+			// We don't allocate the list if no task throws
+			List<Exception>? exceptions = null;
+			foreach (var task in tasks)
+				try
+				{
+					await task.ConfigureAwait(false);
+				}
+				catch (Exception ex)
+				{
+					exceptions ??= new ();
+					exceptions.Add(ex);
+				}
+
+			if (exceptions != null)
+				throw new AggregateException(exceptions);
+		}
+
+		/// <summary>
+		/// Fully <see langword="await"/> a given list of <paramref name="tasks"/>.
+		/// </summary>
+		/// <param name="tasks">An <see cref="Array"/> of <see cref="ValueTask"/>s.</param>
+		/// <returns>A <see cref="ValueTask"/> representing the combined <see langword="await"/>.</returns>
+		/// <exception cref="AggregateException">An <see cref="AggregateException"/> containing any <see cref="Exception"/>s thrown by the <paramref name="tasks"/>.</exception>
+		public static ValueTask WhenAll(params ValueTask[] tasks) => WhenAll((IReadOnlyList<ValueTask>)tasks);
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Tgstation.Server.Common.csproj b/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Tgstation.Server.Common.csproj
index d7f263b375..802abe894a 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Tgstation.Server.Common.csproj
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Common/Tgstation.Server.Common.csproj
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
       <PrivateAssets>all</PrivateAssets>
       <IncludeAssets>runtime; build; native; contentfiles; analyzers; buildtransitive</IncludeAssets>
     </PackageReference>
+    <PackageReference Include="System.Threading.Tasks.Extensions" Version="4.5.4" />
   </ItemGroup>
 
   <ItemGroup>