diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/GraphQLAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/GraphQLAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs
index e5eacacafa..35cc1cbcd1 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/GraphQLAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/GraphQLAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Authority.Core
 			if (result == null)
 				return default;
 
-			var transformedResult = new TTransformer().CompiledExpression(result);
+			var transformedResult = new TTransformer().Transform(result);
 			return transformedResult;
 		}
 
diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/RestAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/RestAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs
index 70c52deede..4abe922cee 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/RestAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/Core/RestAuthorityInvoker{TAuthority}.cs
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Authority.Core
 			if (erroredResult != null)
 				return erroredResult;
 
-			return CreateSuccessfulActionResult(controller, result => new TTransformer().CompiledExpression(result), authorityResponse!);
+			return CreateSuccessfulActionResult(controller, result => new TTransformer().Transform(result), authorityResponse!);
 		}
 
 		/// <inheritdoc />
diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/UserAuthority.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/UserAuthority.cs
index 6830de8f81..18eacc5f71 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/UserAuthority.cs
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Authority/UserAuthority.cs
@@ -611,7 +611,7 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Authority
 		ValueTask SendUserUpdatedTopics(User user)
 		{
 			var transformed = new GraphQL.Transformers.UserTransformer()
-				.CompiledExpression(user);
+				.Transform(user);
 			return ValueTaskExtensions.WhenAll(
 				GraphQL.Subscriptions.UserSubscriptions.UserUpdatedTopics(
 					user.Require(x => x.Id))
diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Controllers/ApiController.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Controllers/ApiController.cs
index d5030fa3f1..423da58acb 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Controllers/ApiController.cs
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Controllers/ApiController.cs
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Controllers
 			var transformer = new TTransformer();
 			return PaginatedImpl(
 				queryGenerator,
-				model => transformer.CompiledExpression(model),
+				transformer.Transform,
 				null,
 				pageQuery,
 				pageSizeQuery,
diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/ITransformer{TInput,TOutput}.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/ITransformer{TInput,TOutput}.cs
index a845c8e78d..cfff208ebf 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/ITransformer{TInput,TOutput}.cs
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/ITransformer{TInput,TOutput}.cs
@@ -23,8 +23,10 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Models
 		Expression<Func<TInput, ProjectedPair<TInput, TOutput>>> ProjectedExpression { get; }
 
 		/// <summary>
-		/// The compiled <see cref="Expression"/>.
+		/// The compiled transformation <see cref="Expression"/>.
 		/// </summary>
-		Func<TInput, TOutput> CompiledExpression { get; }
+		/// <param name="input">The input <typeparamref name="TInput"/>.</param>
+		/// <returns>The transformed <typeparamref name="TOutput"/>.</returns>
+		TOutput Transform(TInput input);
 	}
 }
diff --git a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/TransformerBase{TInput,TOutput}.cs b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/TransformerBase{TInput,TOutput}.cs
index 7eb4f1506b..1da0c09d9e 100644
--- a/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/TransformerBase{TInput,TOutput}.cs
+++ b/src/Tgstation.Server.Host/Models/TransformerBase{TInput,TOutput}.cs
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Models
 	abstract class TransformerBase<TInput, TOutput> : ITransformer<TInput, TOutput>
 	{
 		/// <summary>
-		/// <see langword="static"/> cache for <see cref="CompiledExpression"/>.
+		/// <see langword="static"/> cache for compiling the <see cref="Expression{TDelegate}"/> we were constructed with.
 		/// </summary>
 		static Func<TInput, TOutput>? compiledExpression; // This is safe https://stackoverflow.com/a/9647661/3976486
 
@@ -25,9 +25,6 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Models
 		/// <inheritdoc />
 		public Expression<Func<TInput, ProjectedPair<TInput, TOutput>>> ProjectedExpression { get; }
 
-		/// <inheritdoc />
-		public Func<TInput, TOutput> CompiledExpression { get; }
-
 		/// <summary>
 		/// Gets the <typeparamref name="T"/> that should be used when a database projected non-null DTO value is null in the expression.
 		/// </summary>
@@ -188,8 +185,11 @@ namespace Tgstation.Server.Host.Models
 			compiledExpression ??= expression.Compile();
 			projectedExpression ??= expression.Projected();
 			Expression = expression;
-			CompiledExpression = compiledExpression;
 			ProjectedExpression = projectedExpression;
 		}
+
+		/// <inheritdoc />
+		public TOutput Transform(TInput input)
+			=> compiledExpression!(input);
 	}
 }