Just fart and hug things.

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm

@@ -222,11 +222,9 @@
 				"\blue [M] gives [src] a [pick("hug","warm embrace")].", \
 				"\blue You hug [src].", \
 				)
-			if(prob(10))
-				src.emote("fart")
-			/* VG-EDIT Killing people through hugs, one overdose at a time.
+			 VG-EDIT Killing people through hugs, one overdose at a time.
 			reagents.add_reagent("paracetamol", 1)
-			*/
+
 			share_contact_diseases(M)
 
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm

@@ -569,7 +569,7 @@
 			if(src.op_stage.butt != 4)
 				if(world.time-lastFart >= 400)
 					for(var/mob/M in view(0))
-						if(M != src)
+						if(M != src && M.loc = src.loc)
 							if(!miming)
 								visible_message("<span class = 'warning'><b>[src]</b> farts in <b>[M]</b>'s face!</span>")
 							else
@@ -593,49 +593,15 @@
 
 					*/
 
-					//101 shitty fart jokes
-					var/list/smells = list(
-						"burrito filling",
-						"Discount Dan's",
-						"Danito Burritos",
-						"The Captain's purfume",
-						"George Melon's breath",
-						"The Aristocrats",
-						"the station's toilets",
-						"a fart",
-						"a yiffe-con",
-						"The Chaplain's bible",
-						"The Captain's old pet mouse Whiskers",
-						"The Captain's cigar",
-						"a chicken",
-						"neckbeards",
-						"Ian",
-						"early 21st century internet"
-						)
-					var/smell = pick(smells)
 					var/list/farts = list(
 						"farts",
 						"passes wind",
 						"toots",
 						"farts [pick("lightly", "tenderly", "softly", "with care")]",
-						"farts with the force of one thousand suns",
-						"farts like a farting motherfucker",
-						"nearly shits themself",
-						"almost shit their pants",
-						"flatulates",
-						"lets out their anal exhaust",
-						"farts a ten second long fart",
-						"<span class = 'sans'>farts</span>",
-						"farts like an asshole",
-						"nearly fucking craps themself",
-						"doesn't fart. Just kidding",
-						"tries not to fart, but fails",
-						"burps, the burp smells like a fart",
-						"farts. Now it smells like [smell] in here"
 						)
 
 					if(miming)
-						farts = list("silently farts.", "acts out a fart.", "lets out a silent but deadly fart.")
+						farts = list("silently farts.", "acts out a fart.", "lets out a silent fart.")
 
 					var/fart = pick(farts)