diff --git a/code/modules/randomMaps/vault_definitions.dm b/code/modules/randomMaps/vault_definitions.dm
index 203eb7c9ba9..707e37b8dd6 100644
--- a/code/modules/randomMaps/vault_definitions.dm
+++ b/code/modules/randomMaps/vault_definitions.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,9 @@
 /datum/vault/asteroid_temple
 	map_name = "asteroid_temple"
 
+/datum/vault/tommyboyasteroid
+	map_name = "tommyboyasteroid"
+
 /datum/vault/hivebot_factory
 	map_name = "hivebot_factory"
 
diff --git a/maps/randomvaults/objects.dm b/maps/randomvaults/objects.dm
index 4ad6cd01349..0b075bf27d6 100644
--- a/maps/randomvaults/objects.dm
+++ b/maps/randomvaults/objects.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,9 @@
 
 /area/vault/asteroid
 
+/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid
+	requires_power = 1
+
 /area/vault/satelite
 
 /area/vault/factory
@@ -83,5 +86,17 @@
 /obj/item/device/rcd/matter/engineering/rust_vault
 	name = "\improper Bystroye Stroitel'stvo Ustroystv (BSU)"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/paper/tommyboy
+	name = "failed message transcript"
+	info = {"This is Major Tom to Ground Control<br>
+			I'm stepping through the door<br>
+			And I'm floating in the most peculiar way<br>
+			And the stars look very different today<br>
+			For here am I sitting in my tin can<br>
+			Far above the world<br>
+			Planet Earth is blue<br>
+			And there's nothing I can do.
+			"}
+
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/binary/msgs/rust_vault
 	name = "\improper Magnitno Priostanovleno Blok Khraneniya Gaza"
diff --git a/maps/randomvaults/tommyboyasteroid.dmm b/maps/randomvaults/tommyboyasteroid.dmm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..d293a9ceb0d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/maps/randomvaults/tommyboyasteroid.dmm
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+"a" = (/turf/space,/area)
+"b" = (/turf/unsimulated/mineral/random/high_chance,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"c" = (/turf/unsimulated/mineral/random/high_chance_clown,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"d" = (/turf/unsimulated/mineral/random/high_chance,/turf/unsimulated/mineral/gibtonite,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"e" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"f" = (/turf/unsimulated/mineral/random/high_chance,/area)
+"g" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/alien/sentinel,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"h" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"i" = (/obj/effect/decal/remains/xeno,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"j" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall_f6"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"k" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/resin/wall,/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/plating,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"l" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall12"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"m" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/weeds/node,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"n" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall7"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"o" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/plating,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"p" = (/obj/item/weapon/shard{icon_state = "small"},/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/plating,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"q" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/ancient{desc = "While still in a servicable condition, nothing on this helmet is readable anymore."},/turf/simulated/shuttle/floor,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"r" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/floor,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"s" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall3"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"t" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/item/clothing/under/color/blue{desc = "A mostly torn label adorns the back. You can read the first and third letters, which are 'N' and 'S' respectively. The front had a nametag at once, now all the remains is the abbreviation 'Maj.'"; name = "ancient blue jumpsuit"},/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"u" = (/obj/effect/decal/remains/human,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"v" = (/obj/structure/grille/broken,/obj/item/stack/rods,/obj/item/weapon/shard,/obj/item/weapon/shard{icon_state = "small"},/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/resin/wall,/obj/effect/alien/weeds,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/plating,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"w" = (/obj/machinery/computer/shuttle,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/item/weapon/paper/tommyboy,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/plating,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"x" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/resin/wall,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/plating,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"y" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/effect/alien/resin/wall,/turf/simulated/shuttle/floor,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"z" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"A" = (/turf/simulated/shuttle/floor,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall_f10"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"B" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/obj/structure/bed,/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/syndicate/orange{desc = "The labels are faded beyond recognition, except for the second letter on the back logo, 'A'."; name = "ancient orange space suit"},/turf/simulated/shuttle/floor,/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"C" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall_f5"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"D" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall13"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+"E" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor/asteroid/cave,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,/turf/simulated/shuttle/wall{icon_state = "swall_f9"; dir = 2},/area/vault/tommyboyasteroid)
+
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