Nanomachines, son

code/modules/admin/admin.dm

@@ -739,7 +739,6 @@ var/global/floorIsLava = 0
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=meaty_gores'>Trigger an Organic Debris Field</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=lightsout'>Toggle a "lights out" event</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=mass_hallucination'>Cause the crew to hallucinate</A><BR>
-			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=mass_drunk'>Cause the crew to become drunk</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=ionstorm'>Spawn an Ion Storm</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=spacevines'>Spawn Space-Vines</A><BR>
 			<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=comms_blackout'>Trigger a communication blackout</A><BR>

code/modules/admin/topic.dm

@@ -3082,11 +3082,6 @@
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SILM")
 				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned meteors without a command alert.", 1)
 				new /datum/event/meteor_shower/meteor_quiet
-			if("mass_drunk")
-				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
-				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","MASD")
-				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] gave the station a vodka enema.", 1)
-				new /datum/event/mass_drunk
 		if(usr)
 			log_admin("[key_name(usr)] used secret [href_list["secretsfun"]]")
 			if(ok)

code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm

@@ -45,7 +45,6 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 	possibleEvents[/datum/event/infestation] = 50
 	possibleEvents[/datum/event/communications_blackout] = 25
 	possibleEvents[/datum/event/thing_storm/meaty_gore] = 25
-	possibleEvents[/datum/event/mass_drunk] = 15
 
 	if(active_with_role["AI"] > 0 || active_with_role["Cyborg"] > 0)
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/ionstorm] = 30

code/modules/events/masshallucination.dm

@@ -4,16 +4,3 @@
 /datum/event/mass_hallucination/start()
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in living_mob_list)
 		C.hallucination += rand(100, 250)
-
-/datum/event/mass_drunk
-	startWhen = 10
-	announceWhen = 0
-
-/datum/event/mass_drunk/start()
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in living_mob_list)
-		C.dizziness = 18
-		C.confused = 18
-		C.stuttering = 20
-
-datum/event/mass_drunk/announce()
-	command_alert("The station is about to pass through a cloud of unknown chemical composition. Chemical infiltration into the air supply is possible.", "Unknown Chemical Cloud")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/monster.dm

@@ -19,6 +19,17 @@
 	size = SIZE_BIG
 	move_to_delay = 4
 
+	min_oxy = 0
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 0
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 0
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	var/stance_step = 0
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/monster/skrite
 	name = "skrite"
 	desc = "A highly predatory being with two dripping claws."
@@ -48,4 +59,29 @@
 /obj/item/projectile/energy/neurotox
 	damage = 10
 	damage_type = TOX
-	icon_state = "toxin"
+	icon_state = "toxin"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/monster/cyber_horror
+	name = "cyber horror"
+	desc = "What was once a man, twisted and warped by machine."
+	icon_state = "cyber_horror"
+	icon_dead = "cyber_horror_dead"
+	icon_gib = "cyber_horror_dead"
+	speak = list("H@!#$$P M@!$#", "GHAA!@@#", "KR@!!N")
+	speak_emote = list("emits", "groans")
+	speak_chance = 15
+	turns_per_move = 5
+	see_in_dark = 6
+	maxHealth = 70
+	health = 70
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 15
+	attacktext = "flails around and hits"
+	move_to_delay = 5
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/monster/cyber_horror/Life(var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/monster/cyber_horror/M)
+	..()
+
+	if(health<maxHealth)
+		health=health+2                                                                        //Created by misuse of medical nanobots, so it heals
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src]'s wounds heal slightly!</span>")

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm

@@ -2257,6 +2257,150 @@
 	if((prob(10) && method == TOUCH) || method == INGEST)
 		M.contract_disease(new /datum/disease/xeno_transformation(0), 1)
 
+/datum/reagent/nanobots
+	name = "Nanobots"
+	id = "nanobots"
+	description = "Microscopic robots intended for use in humans. Must be loaded with further chemicals to be useful."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#3E3959" //rgb: 62, 57, 89
+
+/datum/reagent/mednanobots  //Great healing powers. Metabolizes extremely slowly, but gets used up when it heals damage.
+	name = "Medical Nanobots"
+	id = "mednanobots"
+	description = "Microscopic robots intended for use in humans. Configured for rapid healing upon infiltration into the body."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#593948" //rgb: 89, 57, 72
+	custom_metabolism = 0.005
+
+/datum/reagent/mednanobots/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
+
+	if(..()) return 1
+
+	switch(volume)
+		if(1 to 5)
+			if(ishuman(M))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+				var/datum/organ/external/affecting = H.get_organ()
+				for(var/datum/wound/W in affecting.wounds)
+					spawn(1)
+						affecting.wounds -= W
+						H.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[H]'s wounds close up in the blink of an eye!</span>")
+				if(H.getOxyLoss()>0 && prob(90))
+					if(holder.has_reagent("mednanobots"))
+						H.adjustOxyLoss(-4)
+						holder.remove_reagent("mednanobots", 4/40)
+					else
+				if(H.getBruteLoss()>0 && prob(90))
+					if(holder.has_reagent("mednanobots"))
+						H.heal_organ_damage(5, 0)
+						holder.remove_reagent("mednanobots", 5/40)
+					else
+				if(H.getFireLoss()>0 && prob(90))
+					if(holder.has_reagent("mednanobots"))
+						H.heal_organ_damage(0, 5)
+						holder.remove_reagent("mednanobots", 5/40)
+					else
+				if(H.getToxLoss()>0 && prob(50))
+					if(holder.has_reagent("mednanobots"))
+						H.adjustToxLoss(-2)
+						holder.remove_reagent("mednanobots", 2/40)
+					else
+				if(H.getCloneLoss()>0 && prob(60))
+					if(holder.has_reagent("mednanobots"))
+						H.adjustCloneLoss(-2)
+						holder.remove_reagent("mednanobots", 2/40)
+				if(H.dizziness != 0)
+					H.dizziness = max(0, H.dizziness - 15)
+				if(H.confused != 0)
+					H.confused = max(0, H.confused - 5)
+				for(var/datum/disease/D in M.viruses)
+					D.spread = "Remissive"
+					D.stage--
+					if(D.stage < 1)
+						D.cure()
+		if(5 to INFINITY)
+			if(ishuman(M))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+				to_chat(H, "<b><span class='warning'>Something doesn't feel right...</span></b>")
+				spawn(6)
+					to_chat(H, "<b><span class='warning'>Something bursts out from inside you!</span></b>")
+					H.visible_message("<b><span class='warning'>[H]'s body rips aparts to reveal something underneath!</b></span>")
+					new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/monster/cyber_horror(H.loc)
+					H.gib()
+
+/datum/reagent/comnanobots
+	name = "Combat Nanobots"
+	id = "comnanobots"
+	description = "Microscopic robots intended for use in humans. Configured to grant great resistance to damage."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#343F42" //rgb: 52, 63, 66
+	custom_metabolism = 0.01
+	var/has_been_armstrong = 0
+	var/armstronged_at = 0 //world.time
+	data = 1 //Used as a tally
+
+/datum/reagent/comnanobots/reagent_deleted()
+
+	if(..()) return 1
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+	var/mob/M =  holder.my_atom
+
+	if(ishuman(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		if(!has_been_armstrong || (!(M_HULK in H.mutations)))
+			return
+		dehulk(H, 0, 1, 0)
+
+/datum/reagent/comnanobots/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M)
+
+	if(..()) return 1
+
+	switch(volume)
+		if(1 to 4.5)
+			M.Jitter(5)
+			if(prob(10))
+				to_chat(M, "You feel slightly energized, but nothing happens")
+			if(has_been_armstrong>0) //Added in case person metabolizes below 5 units to prevent infinite hulk
+				dehulk(M)
+		if(4.5 to 10)
+			if(ishuman(M)) //Does nothing to non-humans.
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+				if(H.species.name != "Dionae") //Dionae are broken as fuck
+					if(H.hulk_time<world.time && !has_been_armstrong)
+						H.hulk_time = world.time + (45 SECONDS)
+						armstronged_at = H.hulk_time
+						if(!(M_HULK in H.mutations))
+							has_been_armstrong = 1
+							H.mutations.Add(M_HULK)
+							H.update_mutations() //Update our mutation overlays
+							H.update_body()
+							message_admins("[key_name(M)] is hopped up on combat nanobots! ([formatJumpTo(M)])")
+							to_chat(H, "The nanobots supercharge your body!")
+					else if(H.hulk_time<world.time && has_been_armstrong) //TIME'S UP
+						dehulk(H)
+					//else if(prob(1))
+						//H.say(pick("NANOMACHINES, SON", "DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR"))
+		if(10 to INFINITY)
+			to_chat(M, "<b><big>The nanobots tear your body apart!</b></big>")
+			M.gib()
+			message_admins("[key_name(M)] took too many nanobots and gibbed!([formatJumpTo(M)])")
+
+
+	data++
+
+
+/datum/reagent/comnanobots/proc/dehulk(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H, damage = 0, override_remove = 1, gib = 0)
+
+		H.hulk_time = 0 //Just to be sure.
+		H.mutations.Remove(M_HULK)
+		holder.remove_reagent("comnanobots", holder.get_reagent_amount("comnanobots"))
+		//M.dna.SetSEState(HULKBLOCK,0)
+		H.update_mutations()		//update our mutation overlays
+		H.update_body()
+		to_chat(H, "The nanobots burn themselves out in your body.")
+
 //Foam precursor
 /datum/reagent/fluorosurfactant
 	name = "Fluorosurfactant"

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm

@@ -651,7 +651,26 @@ datum
 				explosion(get_turf(holder.my_atom),1,2,4)
 				holder.clear_reagents()
 				return
+		nanobots
+			name = "Nanobots"
+			id = "nanobots"
+			result = "nanobots"
+			required_reagents = list("nanites" = 1, "uranium" = 10, "gold" = 10, "nutriment" = 10, "silicon" = 10)
+			result_amount = 2
 
+		mednanobots
+			name = "Medical Nanobots"
+			id = "mednanobots"
+			result = "mednanobots"
+			required_reagents = list("nanobots" = 1, "doctorsdelight" = 5)
+			result_amount = 1
+
+		comnanobots
+			name = "Combat Nanobots"
+			id = "comnanobots"
+			result = "comnanobots"
+			required_reagents = list("nanobots" = 1, "mutagen" = 5, "silicate" = 5, "iron" = 10)
+			result_amount = 1
 
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 

html/changelogs/elimnanomachines.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+author: TheEliminator16
+delete-after: True
+changes:
+  - rscadd: Added NANOMACHINES, SON.
+  - rscadd: Base nanobots do nothing but act as a stepping stone to the other varieties.
+  - rscadd: Medical Nanobots heal you very quickly and metabolize very very slowly when not being used to heal. They also cure viruses.
+  - rscadd: Combat Nanobots act as a downside-free version of creatine.
+  - rscadd: Taking too many nanobots at a time has dire consequences.
+  - rscadd: Added cyber horror, a monster who punishes naughty children who misuse nanobots.
+  - rscdel: Removed mass drunkenness event.