Creatine Crickets: You VILL get SWOLE (#35708)

* creatine cricket part 1

* creatine cricket meats

* including the creatine cricket file

* Create creatinecricket.dm

* sounds for the creatine bros

* icons for the creatine cricket and cricket king

* creatine cricket meat on the budget meat crate

code/datums/supply_packs/hospitality.dm

@@ -80,6 +80,7 @@
 					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/spiderleg,
 					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs,
 					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/big,
 					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/roach,
 					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/roach/big
 					)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/cricket.dm

@@ -115,6 +115,26 @@
 		if(TOXIN, INSECTICIDE)
 			if(method != INGEST)
 				death(gore = 0)
+		if(CREATINE)
+			if(prob(50)) //50% chance to become SWOLE
+
+				//Unless there are already a lot of creatine crickets
+				if(animal_count[/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket] >= ANIMAL_CHILD_CAP)
+					death(gore = 0)
+					return
+
+				visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] is turning SWOLE!</span>")
+				message_admins("A CRICKET IS GETTING SWOLE AT [formatJumpTo(get_turf(src))]; usr = [key_name(usr)]")
+				grow_up(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket)
+				
+			else if(prob(20)) //After that, 20% chance to die
+				death(gore = 0)
+				
+			else if(prob(0.5)) //After that, 0.5% chance to become a cricket king
+				playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/pan_miss_02.ogg', 100)
+				visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>\The [src] rapidly evolves, a small exoskeleton crown forming atop its head. It is ascending to peak form in front of your eyes!</span>")
+				message_admins("A cricket became a cricket king at [formatJumpTo(get_turf(src))]; usr = [key_name(usr)]")
+				grow_up(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/king)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/cricket/bite_act(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	if(size >= H.size)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,140 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket
+	name = "creatine cricket"
+	desc = "A cricket that got exposed to large quantities of steroids. It is quite tame if not provoked, unlike it's cockroach cousins. Has never skipped leg day, ever."
+
+	icon_state = "cricket_creatine"
+	icon_living = "cricket_creatine"
+	icon_dead = "cricket_creatine_dead"
+	
+	response_help  = "pets"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm   = "stomps on the"
+	
+	emote_hear = list("chirps")
+	emote_sound = list("sound/effects/creatine_cricket_chirp.ogg")
+
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE | PASSMACHINE
+
+	speak_chance = 1
+
+	treadmill_speed = 2	//Look at those legs man, they ain't skipping leg day that's for sure
+	move_to_delay = 4
+
+	maxHealth = 50 //tweak this if I ever add cricket breeding
+	health = 50
+
+	size = SIZE_SMALL
+
+	minbodytemp = 223.15		//Can't survive at below -50 °C
+	maxbodytemp = INFINITY		//You think a nuke can stop us?
+	min_oxy = 0
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 0
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 0
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/big
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 7
+	melee_damage_upper = 12
+	attacktext = "kicks"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg'
+	//to do: make it so the attack animation is a kick or the ayylien or whatever, low priority
+	
+	faction = "cricket"
+
+	var/icon_aggro = "cricket_creatine-angry"
+	var/wander_icon = "cricket_creatine-hop"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/New()
+	..()
+
+	pixel_x = rand(-5, 5) * PIXEL_MULTIPLIER
+	pixel_y = rand(-5, 5) * PIXEL_MULTIPLIER
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
+	..(gibbed)
+	playsound(src, pick('sound/effects/gib1.ogg','sound/effects/gib2.ogg','sound/effects/gib3.ogg'), 40, 1) //Splat
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/Aggro()
+	..()
+
+	icon_living = icon_aggro
+	icon_state = icon_living
+
+	spawn(rand(1,14))
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/cricket_hiss.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/LoseAggro()
+	..()
+
+	icon_living = initial(icon_living)
+	icon_state = icon_living
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/ex_act()
+	return //we swole enough to tank bombs, but not swole enough to tank nukes, we gotta get STRONGER
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/reagent_act(id, method, volume)
+	if(isDead())
+		return
+
+	.=..()
+
+	switch(id)
+		if(INSECTICIDE)
+			if(method != INGEST)
+				death(FALSE)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/wander_move(turf/dest)
+	icon_state = wander_icon
+	animate(src, pixel_x = rand(-8,8), time=4, loop=1, easing=ELASTIC_EASING)
+	..()
+	spawn(4)
+		wander_icon = icon_living
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/king
+	name = "cricket king"
+	real_name = "cricket king"
+	desc = "The peak of cricket form, recognized by his fellow bugs as the rightful king."
+
+	icon_state = "cricket_creatine_king"
+	icon_living = "cricket_creatine_king"
+	icon_dead = "cricket_creatine_king_dead"
+
+	maxHealth = 150
+	health = 150
+
+	size = SIZE_NORMAL
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 10 //don't fuck with this bug
+	melee_damage_upper = 25
+
+	treadmill_speed = 4 //peak form bro
+	move_to_delay = 2
+	turns_per_move = 3
+
+	icon_aggro = "cricket_creatine_king-angry"
+	wander_icon = "cricket_creatine_king-hop"
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/king
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/creatinecricket/king/New()
+	..()
+	name = pick(
+		"The Undercricket",
+		"'Macho Crick' Chirping Savage",
+		"Hulk Crickan",
+		"Radical Steve",
+		"'Stone Cold' Crick Austin",
+		"The King",
+		"Rey Crickterio",
+		"Xhong Xina", //I will not apologize
+		)
+	real_name = name
+	if(real_name == "Xhong Xina")
+		desc = "[desc] Bing Chilling! +10000 social credit!" //I will not apologize
+
+//TO DO: make it so the cricket king can flex and shit to inspire crickets to get swole (essentially breeding more swole crickets at the expense of regular crickets)
+//something something it emits SWOLE pheromones that act like creatine

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat.dm

@@ -260,6 +260,26 @@
 	reagents.add_reagent(FLOUR, rand(4,10))
 	bitesize = 5
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/big
+	name = "creatine cricket meat"
+	desc = "An oddly large slab of cricket meat. Tastes like nuts and protein. Very earthy and chewy."
+	icon_state = "bigroachmeat"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/big/New()
+	..()
+	reagents.add_reagent(NUTRIMENT, 5)
+	reagents.add_reagent(FLOUR, 32)
+	
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/king
+	name = "cricket king meat"
+	desc = "A royal bloodline was felled to make this. Tastes like regicide."
+	icon_state = "bigroachmeat"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cricket/king/New()
+	..()
+	reagents.add_reagent(NUTRIMENT, 25)
+	reagents.add_reagent(FLOUR, 75)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/mimic
 	name = "mimic meat"
 	desc = "Woah! You were eating THIS all along?"
@@ -567,4 +587,4 @@ var/global/list/valid_random_food_types = existing_typesof(/obj/item/weapon/reag
 	..()
 	reagents.add_reagent(NUTRIMENT, 12)
 	reagents.add_reagent(BICARIDINE, 5)
-	bitesize = 3
+	bitesize = 3

vgstation13.dme

@@ -2194,6 +2194,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\clown.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\cluwne.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\cockatrice.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\creatinecricket.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\drone.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\faguette.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\retaliate\mime.dm"