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code/datums/diseases/mega_kingston.dm

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+/datum/disease/kingston
+	name = "Yildun Infectious Fusobacter Syndrome" // lolbackronym
+	max_stages = 4
+	cure = "The Manly Dorf"
+	cure_id = "manlydorf"
+	cure_chance = 100
+	agent = "Baccilli Yiffus"
+	affected_species = list("Human")
+	curable = 1
+	permeability_mod = 0.75
+	desc = "No god please no."
+	severity = "Major"
+
+	spread = "Bites"
+
+
+/*
+Stage 1 - Random coughing
+Stage 2 - Vomiting
+Stage 3 - u r now catbeest
+*/
+
+/datum/disease/kingston/stage_act()
+	..()
+
+	switch(stage)
+		if(2)
+			if(prob(1))
+				affected_mob.emote("sneeze")
+
+
+		if(3)
+			if(ishuman(affected_mob)&&prob(1))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H=affected_mob
+				H.vomit()
+
+		if(4)
+
+			if(prob(1))
+				affected_mob.say(pick(";I FEEL FRISKY","*me scritches behind his ears.", "*me licks [affected_mob.gender==MALE?"his":"her"] arm.",";YIFF",";MEOW"))
+				return
+
+			if(prob(1) && prob(50))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H=affected_mob
+				H << "<span class=\"warning\">You feel a wave of extreme pain and uncleanliness as your body morphs.</span>"
+				H.set_species("Tajaran")
+				for(var/obj/item/W in H)
+					H.drop_from_inventory(W)
+				// TODO:
+				// ghostize()
+				// StartAI(hostile=1,ranged=0)