diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/cold.dm b/code/datums/diseases/cold.dm
index faee490f6f4..35344d8ef94 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/cold.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/cold.dm
@@ -14,11 +14,13 @@
 	..()
 	switch(stage)
 		if(2)
-			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(40))
+/*
+			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(40))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
 				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 				cure()
 				return
-			if(affected_mob.lying && prob(10))
+*/
+			if(affected_mob.lying && prob(40))  //changed FROM prob(10) until sleeping is fixed
 				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 				cure()
 				return
@@ -35,11 +37,13 @@
 			if(prob(1))
 				affected_mob << "\red Mucus runs down the back of your throat."
 		if(3)
-			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(25))
+/*
+			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(25))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
 				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 				cure()
 				return
-			if(affected_mob.lying && prob(5))
+*/
+			if(affected_mob.lying && prob(25))  //changed FROM prob(5) until sleeping is fixed
 				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 				cure()
 				return
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/flu.dm b/code/datums/diseases/flu.dm
index 0606d4a208d..bb32b44e5b8 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/flu.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/flu.dm
@@ -15,7 +15,13 @@
 	..()
 	switch(stage)
 		if(2)
-			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(20))
+/*
+			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(20))  //removed until sleeping is fixed --Blaank
+				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
+				stage--
+				return
+*/
+			if(affected_mob.lying && prob(20))  //added until sleeping is fixed --Blaank
 				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 				stage--
 				return
@@ -34,7 +40,13 @@
 					affected_mob.updatehealth()
 
 		if(3)
-			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(15))
+/*
+			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(15))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
+				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
+				stage--
+				return
+*/
+			if(affected_mob.lying && prob(15))  //added until sleeping is fixed
 				affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 				stage--
 				return
@@ -51,9 +63,4 @@
 				if(prob(20))
 					affected_mob.adjustToxLoss(1)
 					affected_mob.updatehealth()
-			if(prob(25))
-				affected_mob << "\red The world around you feels surreal"
-				if(prob(50))
-					affected_mob.hallucination += 100
-					shake_camera(affected_mob,20)
 	return
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/retrovirus.dm b/code/datums/diseases/retrovirus.dm
index 4d3cc7e7759..4230547f5d1 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/retrovirus.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/retrovirus.dm
@@ -30,11 +30,13 @@
 	switch(stage)
 		if(1)
 			if(restcure)
-				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(30))
+/*
+				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(30))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
-				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(20))
+*/
+				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(30))  //changed FROM prob(20) until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
@@ -46,11 +48,13 @@
 				affected_mob << "\red You feel angry."
 		if(2)
 			if(restcure)
-				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(20))
+/*
+				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(20))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
-				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(10))
+*/
+				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(20))  //changed FROM prob(10) until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
@@ -65,11 +69,13 @@
 				affected_mob << "\red Your stomach churns."
 		if(3)
 			if(restcure)
-				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(20))
+/*
+				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(20))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
-				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(10))
+*/
+				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(20))  //changed FROM prob(10) until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
@@ -84,11 +90,13 @@
 
 		if(4)
 			if(restcure)
-				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(10))
+/*
+				if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(10))  //removed until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return
-				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(5))
+*/
+				if(affected_mob.lying && prob(5))  //changed FROM prob(5) until sleeping is fixed
 					affected_mob << "\blue You feel better."
 					cure()
 					return