Removes some awfulness from the code (#30850)

* Removes some awfulness from the code

* fixes

* derp

* dangit

* ahhhh

* ok FINE you can have it

* just return a string will you

* at this point I'm just throwing stuff at the wall until something sticks

* ok actually I think I see the problem

* also this is redundant actually

code/modules/research/xenoarchaeology/artifact/effects/unknown_effect_heal.dm

@@ -25,8 +25,6 @@
 				H.adjustBrainLoss(-25 * weakness)
 				H.radiation -= min(H.radiation, 25 * weakness)
 				H.bodytemperature = initial(H.bodytemperature)
-				spawn(1)
-					H.fixblood()
 			//
 			C.adjustOxyLoss(-25 * weakness)
 			C.adjustToxLoss(-25 * weakness)