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/obj/item/weapon/paper/derelict_invoice
name = "INVOICE"
desc = "An invoice. Someone has angrily scrawled on it in red pen."
info = {"
<b>Nanotrasen Construction Division</b><br />
cheapships@nanotrasen.com<br />
Slapshod Station 12<br />
Biscin System<br />
<br />
<b>BILL TO:</b>
<pre>
STUPID CAPITALISTS INC
BLYAT@DERELICT.SU
Orbital Debris Cloud No. 2507-01
Classified System #507
</pre>
<br />
<b>Invoice #23789254</b>
<table>
<tr>
<th>Description</th>
<th>Quantity</th>
<th>Unit Price</th>
<th>Line Total</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>GAS MINERS (oxygen, nitrogen, plasma)</td>
<td>3</td>
<td>$1,600,000</td>
<td>$4,800,000</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>RESEARCH LAB KIT</td>
<td>1</td>
<td>$10,000,000</td>
<td>$10,000,000</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ABLATIVE METEOROID SHIELDING</td>
<td>1</td>
<td>$5,000</td>
<td>$5,000</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>LABOR</td>
<td>6 hours</td>
<td>$700/hr</td>
<td>$4,200</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th colspan="3">TOTAL</th>
<td>$14,809,200</td>
</tr>
</table>
<b>INSTALLER NOTES:</b>
<ul style="color:red;">
<li>Facility is in severe disrepair, had to make some improvements just so we didn't rip the place in half while bolting the tanks and coldroom on.</li>
<li>Radiation EVERYWHERE. Added hazard pay to labor cost.</li>
<li>Client not at location agreed upon.</li>
<li>Possible infestation of spiderbots; Heard electronic snickering and scuttling.</li>
<li>We are NOT pleased to do business with you, do <u>not</u> call again.</li>
<ul>
THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS!
"}