pickle

code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm

@@ -1276,7 +1276,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(custom_outfits) //Admin created outfits
 	if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN) || !check_rights(R_FUN))
 		return
 
-	var/list/punishment_list = list(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PIE, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FIREBALL, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BRAINDAMAGE, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BSA, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GIB, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD_QUICK, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_MAZING, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_ROD)
+	var/list/punishment_list = list(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PIE, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FIREBALL, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BRAINDAMAGE, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BSA, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GIB, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD_QUICK, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_MAZING, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_ROD, ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PICKLE)
 
 	var/punishment = input("Choose a punishment", "DIVINE SMITING") as null|anything in punishment_list
 
@@ -1341,7 +1341,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(custom_outfits) //Admin created outfits
 		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PIE)
 			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun/creamy = new(get_turf(target))
 			creamy.splat(target)
-		if (ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE)
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE)
 			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun/A = new()
 			if(!A.reagents)
 				var/amount = input(usr, "Specify the reagent size of [A]", "Set Reagent Size", 50) as num|null
@@ -1354,6 +1354,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(custom_outfits) //Admin created outfits
 					if(amount)
 						A.reagents.add_reagent(chosen_id, amount)
 						A.splat(target)
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PICKLE)
+			target.turn_into_pickle()
 
 	punish_log(target, punishment)
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/pickle.dm

@@ -2,6 +2,28 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/pickle
 	name = "pickle"
-	desc = "funniest shit i've ever seen"
+	desc = "It's a pickle. It might just be the funniest thing you have ever seen."
 	health = 100
 	maxHealth = 100
+	icon = 'icons/mob/32x64.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pickle"
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+	deathmessage = "The pickle implodes into its own existential dread and disappears!"
+	friendly_verb_continous = "tickles"
+	friendly_verb_simple = "tickle"
+	var/mob/living/original_body
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pickle/UnarmedAttack(atom/A)
+	..() //we want the tickle emote to go before the laugh
+	if(ismob(A))
+		var/mob/laugher = A
+		laugher.emote("laugh")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pickle/Destroy(force, kill_body = TRUE)
+	if(original_body)
+		if(kill_body)
+			original_body.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 200) //to be fair, you have to have a very high iq to understand-
+		original_body.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+		if(mind)
+			mind.transfer_to(original_body)
+	..()

code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm

@@ -581,3 +581,20 @@
 
 	. = new_mob
 	qdel(src)
+
+/mob/living/proc/turn_into_pickle()
+	//if they're already a pickle, turn them back instead
+	if(istype(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/pickle))
+		qdel(src, FALSE) //this means the body inside the pickle will be dropped without killing it
+	else
+		//make a new pickle on the tile and move their mind into it if possible
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/pickle/new_pickle = new /mob/living/simple_animal/pickle(get_turf(src))
+		new_pickle.original_body = src
+		if(mind)
+			mind.transfer_to(new_pickle)
+		//give them their old access if any
+		var/obj/item/card/id/mob_access_card = get_idcard()
+		if(mob_access_card)
+			new_pickle.access_card = mob_access_card
+		//move old body inside the pickle for safekeeping (when they die, we'll return the corpse because we're nice)
+		src.forceMove(new_pickle)

code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/energy/special.dm

@@ -75,4 +75,9 @@
 /obj/item/ammo_casing/energy/shrink
 	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/shrink
 	select_name = "shrink ray"
-	e_cost = 200
+	e_cost = 200
+
+/obj/item/ammo_casing/energy/pickle //ammo for an adminspawn gun
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/energy/pickle
+	select_name = "pickle ray"
+	e_cost = 0

code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/special.dm

@@ -329,3 +329,11 @@
 		add_overlay("emitter_carbine_empty")
 	else
 		add_overlay("emitter_carbine")
+
+//the pickle ray
+/obj/item/gun/energy/pickle_gun
+	name = "pickle ray"
+	desc = "funniest shit i've ever seen"
+	icon_state = "decloner"
+	no_pin_required = TRUE
+	ammo_type = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/energy/pickle)

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/energy/misc.dm

@@ -13,3 +13,13 @@
 	damage_type = TOX
 	knockdown = 100
 	range = 7
+
+/obj/item/projectile/energy/pickle //projectile for adminspawn only gun
+	name = "pickle-izing beam"
+	icon_state = "declone"
+
+/obj/item/projectile/energy/pickle/on_hit(atom/target)
+	//we don't care if they blocked it, they're turning into a pickle
+	if(isliving(target))
+		var/mob/living/living_target = target
+		living_target.turn_into_pickle() //yes this is a real proc

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm

@@ -207,7 +207,8 @@
 							/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/fox,
 							/mob/living/simple_animal/butterfly,
 							/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/cak,
-							/mob/living/simple_animal/chick)
+							/mob/living/simple_animal/chick,
+							/mob/living/simple_animal/pickle)
 			new_mob = new path(M.loc)
 
 		if("humanoid")