diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm b/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm
index 57108bdf3b..9e393c1598 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm
@@ -48,6 +48,7 @@
 #define ADMIN_CENTCOM_REPLY(user) "(<a href='?_src_=holder;CentcommReply=\ref[user]'>RPLY</a>)"
 #define ADMIN_SYNDICATE_REPLY(user) "(<a href='?_src_=holder;SyndicateReply=\ref[user]'>RPLY</a>)"
 #define ADMIN_SC(user) "(<a href='?_src_=holder;adminspawncookie=\ref[user]'>SC</a>)"
+#define ADMIN_SMITE(user) "(<a href='?_src_=holder;adminsmite=\ref[user]'>SMITE</a>)"
 #define ADMIN_LOOKUP(user) "[key_name_admin(user)][ADMIN_QUE(user)]"
 #define ADMIN_LOOKUPFLW(user) "[key_name_admin(user)][ADMIN_QUE(user)] [ADMIN_FLW(user)]"
 #define ADMIN_SET_SD_CODE "(<a href='?_src_=holder;set_selfdestruct_code=1'>SETCODE</a>)"
@@ -55,3 +56,7 @@
 #define ADMIN_JMP(src) "(<a href='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=[src.x];Y=[src.y];Z=[src.z]'>JMP</a>)"
 #define COORD(src) "[src ? "([src.x],[src.y],[src.z])" : "nonexistent location"]"
 #define ADMIN_COORDJMP(src) "[src ? "[COORD(src)] [ADMIN_JMP(src)]" : "nonexistent location"]"
+
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING "Lightning bolt"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BRAINDAMAGE "Brain damage"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GIB "Gib"
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diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/game.dm b/code/__HELPERS/game.dm
index 46d2625967..8cbc3eebf2 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/game.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/game.dm
@@ -43,6 +43,31 @@
 		areas |= T.loc
 	return areas
 
+/proc/get_adjacent_areas(atom/center)
+	. = list(get_area(get_ranged_target_turf(center, NORTH, 1)),
+			get_area(get_ranged_target_turf(center, SOUTH, 1)),
+			get_area(get_ranged_target_turf(center, EAST, 1)),
+			get_area(get_ranged_target_turf(center, WEST, 1)))
+	listclearnulls(.)
+
+/proc/get_open_turf_in_dir(atom/center, dir)
+	var/turf/open/T = get_ranged_target_turf(center, dir, 1)
+	if(istype(T))
+		return T
+
+/proc/get_adjacent_open_turfs(atom/center)
+	. = list(get_open_turf_in_dir(center, NORTH),
+			get_open_turf_in_dir(center, SOUTH),
+			get_open_turf_in_dir(center, EAST),
+			get_open_turf_in_dir(center, WEST))
+	listclearnulls(.)
+
+/proc/get_adjacent_open_areas(atom/center)
+	. = list()
+	var/list/adjacent_turfs = get_adjacent_open_turfs(center)
+	for(var/I in adjacent_turfs)
+		. |= get_area(I)
+
 // Like view but bypasses luminosity check
 
 /proc/get_hear(range, atom/source)
diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/lists.dm b/code/__HELPERS/lists.dm
index 4d1653f0f5..ae1f2b26ec 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/lists.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/lists.dm
@@ -67,6 +67,24 @@
 		return 0
 	return L[A.type]
 
+//Checks for a string in a list
+/proc/is_string_in_list(string, list/L)
+	if(!L || !L.len || !string)
+		return
+	for(var/V in L)
+		if(string == V)
+			return 1
+	return
+
+//Removes a string from a list
+/proc/remove_strings_from_list(string, list/L)
+	if(!L || !L.len || !string)
+		return
+	for(var/V in L)
+		if(V == string)
+			L -= V //No return here so that it removes all strings of that type
+	return
+
 //returns a new list with only atoms that are in typecache L
 /proc/typecache_filter_list(list/atoms, list/typecache)
 	. = list()
diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm b/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm
index c77b8aa7f4..2e34624df5 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/matrices.dm
@@ -61,7 +61,25 @@
 /matrix/proc/get_y_shift()
 	. = f
 
-// Color matrices:
+/matrix/proc/get_x_skew()
+	. = b
+
+/matrix/proc/get_y_skew()
+	. = d
+
+//Skews a matrix in a particular direction
+//Missing arguments are treated as no skew in that direction
+
+//As Rotation is defined as a scale+skew, these procs will break any existing rotation
+//Unless the result is multiplied against the current matrix
+/matrix/proc/set_skew(x = 0, y = 0)
+	b = x
+	d = y
+
+
+/////////////////////
+// COLOUR MATRICES //
+/////////////////////
 
 /* Documenting a couple of potentially useful color matrices here to inspire ideas
 // Greyscale - indentical to saturation @ 0
diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm b/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm
index 37a6b59522..b57d5b2548 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm
@@ -195,7 +195,7 @@ Proc for attack log creation, because really why not
 	log_attack("[user ? "[user.name][(is_mob_user && user.ckey) ? "([user.ckey])" : ""]" : "NON-EXISTANT SUBJECT"] [what_done] [target ? "[target.name][(is_mob_target && target.ckey)? "([target.ckey])" : ""]" : "NON-EXISTANT SUBJECT"][object ? " with [object]" : " "][addition][(living_target) ? " (NEWHP: [living_target.health])" : ""][(attack_location) ? "([attack_location.x],[attack_location.y],[attack_location.z])" : ""]")
 
 
-/proc/do_mob(mob/user , mob/target, time = 30, uninterruptible = 0, progress = 1)
+/proc/do_mob(mob/user , mob/target, time = 30, uninterruptible = 0, progress = 1, datum/callback/extra_checks = null)
 	if(!user || !target)
 		return 0
 	var/user_loc = user.loc
@@ -228,14 +228,14 @@ Proc for attack log creation, because really why not
 			drifting = 0
 			user_loc = user.loc
 
-		if((!drifting && user.loc != user_loc) || target.loc != target_loc || user.get_active_held_item() != holding || user.incapacitated() || user.lying )
+		if((!drifting && user.loc != user_loc) || target.loc != target_loc || user.get_active_held_item() != holding || user.incapacitated() || user.lying || (extra_checks && !extra_checks.Invoke()))
 			. = 0
 			break
 	if (progress)
 		qdel(progbar)
 
 
-/proc/do_after(mob/user, delay, needhand = 1, atom/target = null, progress = 1)
+/proc/do_after(mob/user, delay, needhand = 1, atom/target = null, progress = 1, datum/callback/extra_checks = null)
 	if(!user)
 		return 0
 	var/atom/Tloc = null
@@ -270,7 +270,7 @@ Proc for attack log creation, because really why not
 			drifting = 0
 			Uloc = user.loc
 
-		if(!user || user.stat || user.weakened || user.stunned  || (!drifting && user.loc != Uloc))
+		if(!user || user.stat || user.weakened || user.stunned  || (!drifting && user.loc != Uloc) || (extra_checks && !extra_checks.Invoke()))
 			. = 0
 			break
 
@@ -292,7 +292,7 @@ Proc for attack log creation, because really why not
 	if (progress)
 		qdel(progbar)
 
-/proc/do_after_mob(mob/user, var/list/targets, time = 30, uninterruptible = 0, progress = 1)
+/proc/do_after_mob(mob/user, var/list/targets, time = 30, uninterruptible = 0, progress = 1, datum/callback/extra_checks)
 	if(!user || !targets)
 		return 0
 	if(!islist(targets))
@@ -331,7 +331,7 @@ Proc for attack log creation, because really why not
 				user_loc = user.loc
 
 			for(var/atom/target in targets)
-				if((!drifting && user_loc != user.loc) || originalloc[target] != target.loc || user.get_active_held_item() != holding || user.incapacitated() || user.lying )
+				if((!drifting && user_loc != user.loc) || originalloc[target] != target.loc || user.get_active_held_item() != holding || user.incapacitated() || user.lying || (extra_checks && !extra_checks.Invoke()))
 					. = 0
 					break mainloop
 	if(progbar)
diff --git a/strings/soapstone_prefixes.txt b/strings/soapstone_prefixes.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..728e073983
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/soapstone_prefixes.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+****
+****?
+****!
+try ****
+**** ahead
+be wary of ****
+need ****
+imminent ****
+weakness: ****
+huh, it's a ****...
+visions of ****....
+could this be a ****?
+time for ****
+praise the ****!
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diff --git a/strings/soapstone_suffixes.json b/strings/soapstone_suffixes.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2b2ab81a48
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/soapstone_suffixes.json
@@ -0,0 +1,234 @@
+{
+	"Characters": [
+		"human",
+		"lizard",
+		"monkey",
+		"xeno",
+		"slimeperson",
+		"snowflake",
+		"enemy",
+		"tough enemy",
+		"Nanotrasen",
+		"Syndicate",
+		"skeleton",
+		"flier",
+		"statue",
+		"monster",
+		"strange creature",
+		"demon",
+		"boss",
+		"dark spirit",
+		"saint",
+		"wretch",
+		"charmer",
+		"miscreant",
+		"liar",
+		"fatty",
+		"beanpole",
+		"merchant",
+		"prisoner"
+	],
+
+	"Careers": [
+		"assistant",
+		"captain",
+		"head of personnel",
+		"head of security",
+		"warden",
+		"security officer",
+		"detective",
+		"chief engineer",
+		"engineer",
+		"atmos tech",
+		"research director",
+		"scientist",
+		"robotics",
+		"chief medical officer",
+		"doctor",
+		"chemist",
+		"geneticist",
+		"virologist",
+		"janitor",
+		"bartender",
+		"cook",
+		"clown",
+		"mime",
+		"chaplain",
+		"librarian",
+		"quartermaster",
+		"cargo tech",
+		"miner",
+		"lawyer",
+		"AI",
+		"cyborg",
+		"drone",
+		"pAI"
+	],
+	
+	"Antagonists": [
+		"traitor",
+		"changeling",
+		"nuke op",
+		"wizard",
+		"alien",
+		"ghost",
+		"blob",
+		"cultist",
+		"devil"
+	],
+	
+	"Objects": [
+		"airlock",
+		"table",
+		"rack",
+		"weapon",
+		"trap",
+		"false wall",
+		"window",
+		"item",
+		"loot",
+		"teleporter",
+		"blueprints",
+		"boots",
+		"clothes",
+		"clothing",
+		"drugs",
+		"medicine",
+		"crate",
+		"locker",
+		"handcuffs",
+		"plant",
+		"food",
+		"drink",
+		"tool",
+		"amazing item",
+		"amazing loot",
+		"amazing clothing",
+		"amazing drugs",
+		"amazing rack"
+	],
+	
+	"Techniques": [
+		"close-ranged battle",
+		"ranged battle",
+		"eliminating one at a time",
+		"luring it out",
+		"beating to a pulp",
+		"lying in ambush",
+		"stealth",
+		"fleeing",
+		"charging",
+		"stabbing in the back"
+	],
+	
+	"Actions": [
+		"attacking",
+		"hacking",
+		"sneaking",
+		"slipping",
+		"running",
+		"walking",
+		"sprinting",
+		"running away",
+		"holding with both hands",
+		"jumping",
+		"restraining",
+		"crying",
+		"cheering"
+	],
+	
+	"Geography": [
+		"hallway",
+		"room",
+		"corridor",
+		"airlock",
+		"space",
+		"hidden path",
+		"gorgeous view",
+		"open area",
+		"tight spot",
+		"tunnel",
+		"dark area",
+		"bright area",
+		"shuttle",
+		"pod",
+		"security",
+		"arrivals",
+		"escape",
+		"engineering",
+		"atmospherics",
+		"medbay",
+		"science",
+		"brig",
+		"prison",
+		"asteroid",
+		"cargo",
+		"mining",
+		"cave",
+		"maintenance"
+	],
+	
+	"Orientation": [
+		"front",
+		"back",
+		"left",
+		"right",
+		"up",
+		"down",
+		"north",
+		"south",
+		"east",
+		"west",
+		"northeast",
+		"northwest",
+		"southeast",
+		"southwest",
+		"that way"
+	],
+	
+	"Body parts": [
+		"head",
+		"neck",
+		"stomach",
+		"back",
+		"arm",
+		"leg",
+		"heel",
+		"rear",
+		"tail",
+		"wings",
+		"anywhere",
+		"everywhere"
+	],
+	
+	"Concepts": [
+		"chance",
+		"hint",
+		"secret",
+		"happiness",
+		"sorrow",
+		"life",
+		"death",
+		"elation",
+		"grief",
+		"hope",
+		"despair",
+		"light",
+		"dark",
+		"bravery",
+		"resignation",
+		"comfort",
+		"tears"
+	],
+	
+	"Musings": [
+		"I can't take this...",
+		"it'll happen to you too",
+		"you don't deserve this",
+		"you bastard",
+		"you can do it",
+		"don't give up",
+		"don't you dare",
+		"do it"
+	]
+}
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