diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
index e48eea451d..033636017d 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
@@ -173,6 +173,7 @@
 #define TRAIT_AUTO_CATCH_ITEM	"auto_catch_item"
 #define TRAIT_CLOWN_MENTALITY	"clown_mentality" // The future is now, clownman.
 #define TRAIT_FREESPRINT		"free_sprinting"
+#define TRAIT_NO_TELEPORT		"no-teleport" //you just can't
 #define TRAIT_NO_ALCOHOL		"alcohol_intolerance"
 
 // common trait sources
@@ -234,4 +235,5 @@
 #define NUKEOP_ANTAGONIST "nukeop-antagonist"
 #define MADE_UNCLONEABLE "made-uncloneable"
 #define NUKEOP_TRAIT "nuke-op"
+#define MEGAFAUNA_TRAIT "megafauna"
 #define DEATHSQUAD_TRAIT "deathsquad"
diff --git a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
index 1c2ce851fe..6b0981665d 100644
--- a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
+++ b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@
 
 	var/area/A = get_area(curturf)
 	var/area/B = get_area(destturf)
-	if(!forced && (A.noteleport || B.noteleport))
+	if(!forced && (HAS_TRAIT(teleatom, TRAIT_NO_TELEPORT) || A.noteleport || B.noteleport))
 		return FALSE
 
 	if(SEND_SIGNAL(destturf, COMSIG_ATOM_INTERCEPT_TELEPORT, channel, curturf, destturf))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
index 54548962eb..33cbdb7cc9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
 	name = "AI"
 	icon = 'icons/mob/ai.dmi'
 	icon_state = "ai"
-	move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_VERY_STRONG
+	move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_OVERPOWERING
 	density = TRUE
 	canmove = FALSE
 	status_flags = CANSTUN|CANPUSH
@@ -101,6 +101,7 @@
 		new/obj/structure/AIcore/deactivated(loc) //New empty terminal.
 		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL //Delete AI.
 
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NO_TELEPORT, src)
 	if(L && istype(L, /datum/ai_laws))
 		laws = L
 		laws.associate(src)
@@ -312,11 +313,13 @@
 	if(incapacitated())
 		return
 	var/is_anchored = FALSE
-	if(move_resist == MOVE_FORCE_VERY_STRONG)
-		move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_VERY_STRONG
+	if(move_resist == MOVE_FORCE_OVERPOWERING)
+		move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_NORMAL
 	else
 		is_anchored = TRUE
-		move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_NORMAL
+		move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_OVERPOWERING
+		REMOVE_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NO_TELEPORT, src)
+		ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NO_TELEPORT, src)
 
 	to_chat(src, "<b>You are now [is_anchored ? "" : "un"]anchored.</b>")
 	// the message in the [] will change depending whether or not the AI is anchored
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm
index db35fc95c9..d7c52efe1d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm
@@ -39,6 +39,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_CRUSHERDAMAGETRACKING)
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NO_TELEPORT, MEGAFAUNA_TRAIT)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/Destroy()
 	QDEL_NULL(internal)