diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
index 8cf6ce3090..d5dbef1c46 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
@@ -495,15 +495,6 @@
 	. = ..()
 	AddElement(/datum/element/update_icon_updates_onmob)
 
-/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/hypereutactic/alt_pre_attack(atom/A, mob/living/user, params)	//checks if it can do right click memes
-	altafterattack(A, user, TRUE, params)
-	return TRUE
-
-/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/hypereutactic/altafterattack(atom/target, mob/living/user, proximity_flag, click_parameters)	//does right click memes
-	if(istype(user))
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] points the tip of [src] at [target].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You point the tip of [src] at [target].</span>")
-	return TRUE
-
 /obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/hypereutactic/update_icon_state()
 	return