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@@ -503,21 +503,23 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a blues
"I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.",
"I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.",
"Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.",
"We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.",
"If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.",
"The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.",
"So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap."
"Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.",
"We can link the Ore Silo to our protolathes, so why don't we also link it to autolathes?",
"If we can make better bombs with heated plasma, oxygen, and tritium, then why do station nukes still use plutonium?",
"We should port all our NT programs to modular consoles and do away with computers. They're way more customizable, support cross-platform usage, and would allow crazy amounts of multitasking.",
"Wait, if we use more manipulators in something, then it prints for cheaper, right? So what if we just made a new type of printer that has like 12 manipulators inside of it to print stuff for really cheap?"
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GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?",
"So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?",
"Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.",
"Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.",
"What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?",
"Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?",
"Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.",
"Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.",
"What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?",
"What if we took a locker, some random trash, and made an exosuit out of it? Wouldn't that be like, super cool and stuff?",
"Okay, hear me out, what if we make illegal things not illegal, so that sec stops arresting us for having it?",
"I have a crazy idea, guys. Rather than having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes?",
"Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.",
"Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?"
"We're NANOtrasen but we need to unlock nano parts, what's the deal with that?"
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//this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc..