diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index ae2f432d2e..2d8f680c12 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndicate
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndicate/PopulateContents()
-	switch (pickweight(list("bloodyspai" = 3, "stealth" = 2, "bond" = 2, "screwed" = 2, "sabotage" = 3, "guns" = 2, "murder" = 2, "baseball" = 1, "implant" = 1, "hacker" = 3, "darklord" = 1, "sniper" = 1, "metaops" = 1, "ninja" = 1)))
+	switch (pickweight(list("bloodyspai" = 3, "stealth" = 2, "bond" = 2, "screwed" = 2, "sabotage" = 3, "guns" = 2, "murder" = 2, "baseball" = 1, "implant" = 1, "hacker" = 3, "darklord" = 1, "sniper" = 1, "metaops" = 1, "ninja" = 1, "ancient" = 1)))
 		if("bloodyspai") // 30 tc now this is more right
 			new /obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon(src) // 2 tc since it's not the full set
 			new /obj/item/clothing/mask/chameleon(src) // Goes with above
@@ -154,6 +154,20 @@
 			new /obj/item/storage/belt/chameleon(src) // Unique but worth at least 2 tc
 			new /obj/item/card/id/syndicate(src) // 2 tc
 			new /obj/item/chameleon(src) // 7 tc
+			
+		if("ancient") //A kit so old, it's probably older than you. //This bundle is filled with the entire unlink contents traitors had access to in 2006, from OpenSS13. Notably the esword was not a choice but existed in code.
+			new /obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency/old/ancientbundle(src) //Items fit neatly into a classic toolbox just to remind you what the theme is.
+		
+/obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency/old/ancientbundle //So the subtype works
+		
+/obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency/old/ancientbundle/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/card/emag(src) 
+	new /obj/item/pen/sleepy(src) 
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/cyanide(src)
+	new /obj/item/chameleon(src) //its not the original cloaking device, but it will do.
+	new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver(src) 
+	new /obj/item/implanter/freedom(src)
+	new /obj/item/stack/telecrystal(src) //The failsafe/self destruct isn't an item we can physically include in the kit, but 1 TC is technically enough to buy the equivalent.
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit
 	name = "box"