diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9cd25d328c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/datum/tgs_chat_command/wheelofsalt
+	name = "wheelofsalt"
+	help_text = "What are Citadel Station 13 players salting about today? Spin the wheel and find out!"
+
+/datum/tgs_chat_command/wheelofsalt/Run(datum/tgs_chat_user/sender, params)
+	var/saltresult = "The wheel of salt [pick("clatters","vibrates","clanks","groans","moans","squeaks","emits a[pick(" god-forsaken"," lewd"," creepy"," generic","n orgasmic")] [pick("airhorn","bike horn","trumpet","clown","latex","vore","dog")] noise")] as it spins violently... And it seems the salt of the day is the "
+	var/saltprimarysubject = "[pick("combat","medical","grab","furry","wall","orgasm","cat","ERP","lizard","dog","latex","vision cone","atmospherics","table","chem","vore","dogborg","Skylar Lineman","Mekhi Anderson","Peppermint","rework","cum","dick","cockvore")]"
+	var/saltsecondarysubject = "[pick("rework","changes","r34","ban","removal","addition","leak","proposal","fanart","introduction","tabling","ERP")]"
+	saltresult += "[saltprimarysubject] [saltsecondarysubject]"
+	return "[saltresult]!"
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e0a84f22a5..5b830ad0af 100755
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2732,6 +2732,7 @@
 #include "modular_citadel\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\wardrobe.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\secure\citadel_lockers.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\admin\admin.dm"
+#include "modular_citadel\code\modules\admin\chat_commands.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\admin\holder2.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\admin\secrets.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\admin\topic.dm"