diff --git a/code/datums/traits/good.dm b/code/datums/traits/good.dm
index bd55869c99..cfd8f95d7b 100644
--- a/code/datums/traits/good.dm
+++ b/code/datums/traits/good.dm
@@ -156,3 +156,17 @@
 	mob_trait = TRAIT_VORACIOUS
 	gain_text = "<span class='notice'>You feel HONGRY.</span>"
 	lose_text = "<span class='danger'>You no longer feel HONGRY.</span>"
+
+/datum/quirk/trandening
+	name = "High Luminosity Eyes"
+	desc = "When the next big fancy implant came out you had to buy one on impluse!"
+	value = 1
+	gain_text = "<span class='notice'>You have to keep up with the next big thing!.</span>"
+	lose_text = "<span class='danger'>High-tech gizmos are a scam...</span>"
+
+/datum/quirk/trandening/on_spawn()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = quirk_holder
+	var/obj/item/autosurgeon/gloweyes = new(get_turf(H))
+	H.put_in_hands(gloweyes)
+	H.equip_to_slot(gloweyes, SLOT_IN_BACKPACK)
+	H.regenerate_icons()