correctly copy/pasta's the chaplain stuff

code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm

@@ -1,6 +1,3 @@
-/*
-Chaplain
-*/
 /datum/job/chaplain
 	title = "Chaplain"
 	flag = CHAPLAIN
@@ -17,6 +14,9 @@ Chaplain
 	access = list(ACCESS_MORGUE, ACCESS_CHAPEL_OFFICE, ACCESS_CREMATORIUM, ACCESS_THEATRE)
 	minimal_access = list(ACCESS_MORGUE, ACCESS_CHAPEL_OFFICE, ACCESS_CREMATORIUM, ACCESS_THEATRE)
 
+	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CHAPLAIN
+
+
 /datum/job/chaplain/after_spawn(mob/living/H, mob/M)
 	. = ..()
 	if(H.mind)
@@ -36,11 +36,11 @@ Chaplain
 		H.put_in_hands(N)
 		return
 
-	var/new_religion = "Christianity"
+	var/new_religion = DEFAULT_RELIGION
 	if(M.client && M.client.prefs.custom_names["religion"])
 		new_religion = M.client.prefs.custom_names["religion"]
 
-	var/new_deity = "Space Jesus"
+	var/new_deity = DEFAULT_DEITY
 	if(M.client && M.client.prefs.custom_names["deity"])
 		new_deity = M.client.prefs.custom_names["deity"]
 
@@ -48,29 +48,55 @@ Chaplain
 
 
 	switch(lowertext(new_religion))
-		if("christianity")
+		if("christianity") // DEFAULT_RELIGION
 			B.name = pick("The Holy Bible","The Dead Sea Scrolls")
-		if("satanism")
-			B.name = "The Unholy Bible"
-		if("cthulhu")
-			B.name = "The Necronomicon"
-		if("islam")
-			B.name = "Quran"
-		if("scientology")
-			B.name = pick("The Biography of L. Ron Hubbard","Dianetics")
+		if("buddhism")
+			B.name = "The Sutras"
+		if("clownism","honkmother","honk","honkism","comedy")
+			B.name = pick("The Holy Joke Book", "Just a Prank", "Hymns to the Honkmother")
 		if("chaos")
 			B.name = "The Book of Lorgar"
+		if("cthulhu")
+			B.name = "The Necronomicon"
+		if("hinduism")
+			B.name = "The Vedas"
+		if("homosexuality")
+			B.name = pick("Guys Gone Wild","Coming Out of The Closet")
 		if("imperium")
 			B.name = "Uplifting Primer"
-		if("toolboxia")
-			B.name = "Toolbox Manifesto"
-		if("homosexuality")
-			B.name = "Guys Gone Wild"
+		if("islam")
+			B.name = "Quran"
+		if("judaism")
+			B.name = "The Torah"
+		if("lampism")
+			B.name = "Fluorescent Incandescence"
 		if("lol", "wtf", "gay", "penis", "ass", "poo", "badmin", "shitmin", "deadmin", "cock", "cocks", "meme", "memes")
-			B.name = pick("Woodys Got Wood: The Aftermath", "War of the Cocks", "Sweet Bro and Hella Jef: Expanded Edition")
+			B.name = pick("Woodys Got Wood: The Aftermath", "War of the Cocks", "Sweet Bro and Hella Jef: Expanded Edition","F.A.T.A.L. Rulebook")
 			H.adjustBrainLoss(100) // starts off retarded as fuck
+		if("monkeyism","apism","gorillism","primatism")
+			B.name = pick("Going Bananas", "Bananas Out For Harambe")
+		if("mormonism")
+			B.name = "The Book of Mormon"
+		if("pastafarianism")
+			B.name = "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"
+		if("rastafarianism","rasta")
+			B.name = "The Holy Piby"
+		if("satanism")
+			B.name = "The Unholy Bible"
 		if("science")
 			B.name = pick("Principle of Relativity", "Quantum Enigma: Physics Encounters Consciousness", "Programming the Universe", "Quantum Physics and Theology", "String Theory for Dummies", "How To: Build Your Own Warp Drive", "The Mysteries of Bluespace", "Playing God: Collector's Edition")
+		if("scientology")
+			B.name = pick("The Biography of L. Ron Hubbard","Dianetics")
+		if("servicianism", "partying")
+			B.name = "The Tenets of Servicia"
+			B.deity_name = pick("Servicia", "Space Bacchus", "Space Dionysus")
+			B.desc = "Happy, Full, Clean. Live it and give it."
+		if("subgenius")
+			B.name = "Book of the SubGenius"
+		if("toolboxia","greytide")
+			B.name = pick("Toolbox Manifesto","iGlove Assistants")
+		if("weeaboo","kawaii")
+			B.name = pick("Fanfiction Compendium","Japanese for Dummies","The Manganomicon","Establishing Your O.T.P")
 		else
 			B.name = "The Holy Book of [new_religion]"
 
@@ -88,7 +114,8 @@ Chaplain
 	jobtype = /datum/job/chaplain
 
 	belt = /obj/item/pda/chaplain
+	ears = /obj/item/radio/headset/headset_srv
 	uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chaplain
 	backpack_contents = list(/obj/item/camera/spooky = 1)
 	backpack = /obj/item/storage/backpack/cultpack
-	satchel = /obj/item/storage/backpack/cultpack
+	satchel = /obj/item/storage/backpack/cultpack