diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index 2585e9b1ee..925e14f7c9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -171,6 +171,8 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 		var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = M.getorganslot("tongue")
 		if(!T || T.damage > 40)
 			msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from severe burn tissue on their tongue.</span>\n" //i.e. their tongue is shot
+		if(T.name == "fluffy tongue")
+			msg += "\t<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from a fluffified tongue. Suggested cure: Yamerol or a tongue transplant.</span>\n"
 		var/obj/item/organ/lungs/Lung = M.getorganslot("lungs")
 		if(L)
 			if(Lung.damage > 150)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 67596a828a..85d6e0b85f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -811,6 +811,8 @@
 	for(var/datum/mutation/human/HM in dna.mutations)
 		if(HM.quality != POSITIVE)
 			dna.remove_mutation(HM.name)
+	if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*blood_ratio))
+		blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*blood_ratio)
 	..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/check_weakness(obj/item/weapon, mob/living/attacker)
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm
index b16967b6b0..9f910de9a9 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm
@@ -153,6 +153,17 @@
 
 		// if they have no mutant tongues, give them a regular one
 		T.Insert(src)
+	else
+		var/obj/item/organ/tongue/oT = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
+		if(oT.name == "fluffy tongue")
+			var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T
+			if(dna && dna.species && dna.species.mutanttongue)
+				T = new dna.species.mutanttongue()
+			else
+				T = new()
+			oT.Remove(src)
+			qdel(oT)
+			T.Insert(src)
 
 	if(!getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES))
 		var/obj/item/organ/eyes/E
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm
index 549f0cc953..3eaaa8de92 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm
@@ -253,8 +253,6 @@
 		message = replacetext(message, "ove", "uv")
 		message = replacetext(message, "l", "w")
 		message = replacetext(message, "r", "w")
-	if(prob(20))
-		message +=  pick(" OwO", " uwu")
 	message = lowertext(message)
 	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = message
 
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm
index 68a6f7a479..914a2a09b1 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm
@@ -171,15 +171,15 @@
 			T.Remove(M)
 			nT.Insert(M)
 			T.moveToNullspace()//To valhalla
-			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Youw tongue feews... weally fwuffy!!</span>")
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Your tongue feels... weally fwuffy!!</span>")
 		if(17 to INFINITY)
-			if(prob(10))
+			if(prob(5))
 				to_chat(M, "You find yourself unable to supress the desire to meow!")
 				M.emote("nya")
-			if(prob(10))
+			if(prob(5))
 				to_chat(M, "You find yourself unable to supress the desire to howl!")
 				M.emote("awoo")
-			if(prob(20))
+			if(prob(5))
 				var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(M))//Sound and sight checkers
 				for(var/victim in seen)
 					if((istype(victim, /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/)) || (victim == M) || (!isliving(victim)))
@@ -189,7 +189,7 @@
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/furranium/on_mob_delete(mob/living/carbon/M)
-	if(purity < 0.9)//Only permanent if you're a good chemist.
+	if(purity < 1)//Only permanent if you're a good chemist.
 		nT = M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
 		nT.Remove(M)
 		qdel(nT)
@@ -199,6 +199,7 @@
 	else
 		log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] ckey: [M.key]'s tongue has been made permanent")
 
+
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 //Nanite removal
 //Writen by Trilby!! Embellsished a little by me.
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/healing.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/healing.dm
index 0c1707d5fb..fef1f9e013 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/healing.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/healing.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,19 @@
 		C.adjustOxyLoss(-2)
 	else
 		C.adjustOxyLoss(-10)
+
+	if(T)
+		if(T.name == "fluffy tongue")
+			var/obj/item/organ/tongue/nT
+			if(C.dna && C.dna.species && C.dna.species.mutanttongue)
+				nT = new C.dna.species.mutanttongue()
+			else
+				nT = new()
+			T.Remove(C)
+			qdel(T)
+			nT.Insert(C)
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>You feel your tongue.... unfluffify...?</span>")
+			holder.remove_reagent(src.id, "10")
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/yamerol/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/C)
@@ -40,7 +53,6 @@
 		else
 			if((oT.name == "fluffy tongue") && (purity == 1))
 				var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T
-
 				if(C.dna && C.dna.species && C.dna.species.mutanttongue)
 					T = new C.dna.species.mutanttongue()
 				else