diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
index bcd9642662..ecab9d8edc 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -749,3 +749,15 @@
 	fitted = NO_FEMALE_UNIFORM
 	can_adjust = FALSE
 	resistance_flags = NONE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/var/hides_bulges = FALSE // OwO wats this?
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/permit
+	name = "public nudity permit"
+	desc = "This permit entitles the bearer to conduct their duties without a uniform. Normally issued to furred crewmembers or those with nothing to hide."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/card.dmi'
+	icon_state = "fingerprint1"
+	item_state = "golem"  //This is dumb and hacky but was here when I got here.//No, it really isn't. Why make a new blank clothing sprite if we already have one?
+	body_parts_covered = 0
+
+//	sprite_sheets = list() //Dunno why this is here so I'm gonna comment it out and hope it still works.
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm
index 81e17e95d3..804039a172 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm
@@ -283,3 +283,9 @@
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/trek/engsec/ent
 	restricted_desc = "Engineering and Security"
 	restricted_roles = list("Chief Engineer","Atmospheric Technician","Station Engineer","Warden","Detective","Security Officer","Head of Security","Cargo Technician", "Shaft Miner", "Quartermaster")
+
+//memes
+/datum/gear/nudepermit
+	name = "Nudity Permit"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/permit
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