Adds more cogstation paperwork, for future use (#12225)

* Extra cogstation papers

* Hopefully fixes HTML issues

* Extra quotation mark, maybe that'll get it
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/obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/job_changes
name = "MEMO: Job Changes"
info = "To ensure minimal employee downtime, please take note of the following changes to select professions that Cogstation specifically requires:<BR>\n<BR>\n- Chemists are to have <B>basic Research access</B>and an encryption key for the Science channel. <BR>\n- Roboticists are to have <B>basic Medical and Morgue access</B>. <BR>\n- Engineers and Atmospheric Technicians <I>are</I> to have Warehouse and Mining access.<BR>\n- The Cook should <I>not</I> have Morgue access <BR>\n- The Clown and Mime <I>are</I> to have Maintenance access. This is necessary due to the location of their offices.<BR>\n<BR>\n<I>Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053</I>"
info = "To ensure minimal employee downtime, please take note of the following changes to select professions that CogStation specifically requires:<BR>\n<BR>\n- Scientists <I>are</I> to have access to chemistry in order to reach the MedSci router.<BR>\n<BR>\n- Chemists should at the very least be provided with an encryption key for the Science channel, if not basic access to the Research department at large. <BR>\n- Roboticists are to have <B>basic Medical and Morgue access</B>. <BR>\n- Engineers and Atmospheric Technicians <I>are</I> to have Warehouse and Mining access.<BR>\n- The Cook should <I>not</I> have Morgue access <BR>\n- The Clown and Mime <I>are</I> to have Maintenance access. This is necessary due to the location of their offices.<BR>\n<BR>\n<I>Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053</I>"
/obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_sec
name = "To future Security personnel"
@@ -86,7 +86,11 @@
/obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_eng
name = "To future Engineering staff:"
info = "I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. Compared to other departments, you might have your work cut out for you. CogStation is an entirely different beast than your standard Box, but everyone's still gonna expect you to keep the place running. <BR>\n<BR>\n If there's any good news, it's your time to shine if you know how to run a thermo-electric generator. That's what this station runs on, and CentCom isn't planning on changing that. If it's absolutely critical you might be able to run a singularity or tesla engine east of mining, but it won't have any sort of shielding out there. <BR>\n<BR>\nThe air system's different too. It's multiple small networks instead of a single big one, with air hookups across the station. Fortunately it's not that complicated, but it comes at the expense of being able to filter out and reuse specific gases. Besides, you'll probably be busy enough with the engine and general upkeep anyway. <BR>\n<BR>\nThe disposal network in contrast is significantly more complicated, yet more capable. I've already elaborated on it, so I'll let you find and read my write-up for that. As for the routing system, it's just begging to get hit by a stray meteor so consider other utilities a higher priority. <BR>\n<BR>\nGood luck. You're gonna need it. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
info = "I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. Compared to other departments, <I>you might have your work cut out for you.</I> CogStation is an entirely different beast than your standard Box, but everyone's still gonna expect you to keep the place running. <BR>\n<BR>\n If there's any good news, <B>it's your time to shine if you know how to run a thermo-electric generator.</B> That's what this station runs on, and that isn't likely to change anytime soon. If it's absolutely critical you <I>might</I> be able to run a singularity or tesla engine east of mining, but it won't have any sort of shielding out there. <BR>\n<BR>\n<B>You still have three solar arrays to work with,</B> two of them being on each end of the starboard side. The port side array will need you to either get access from a head of staff or security, unless you want to spacewalk around the whole station. Don't be afraid to ask the latter - they're there for you, after all. As for other utilities <B>the air system is a bit different than you'd expect</B>, but fortunately you should have the atmos techs this station needed a long time ago. <B>The disposal network is significantly more complicated, yet more capable.</B> I've already elaborated on it, so I'll let you find and read my write-up for that. <B>As for the routing system,</B> it's just begging to get hit by a stray meteor so <B>consider other utilities a higher priority.</B> <BR>\n<BR>\nGood luck. You're gonna need it. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
/obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_atmos
name = "To future Atmospheric Technicians:"
info = "If the place that this station used to call home still hired atmos techs, odds are we could've gotten this place up and running a lot sooner. Alas, the past is in the past and the hard work's already been done. You still have a job to do, but it shouldn't be much different from other stations in this sector. That being said, be aware of the following: <BR>\n<BR>\n - If you haven't already noticed, <B>the atmospherics department is separate from the rest of the station.</B> You'll either need to spacewalk or take a transit tube to reach it, but it still connects to the station's air system at large. <BR>\n<BR>\n- Seeing as the TEG already uses the standard red and blue for it's heating/cooling loops, <B>the scrubber pipes are ORANGE. The main air supply pipes are a purpleish-blue</B> - HOWEVER, these aren't the only air pipes you'll see. We've decided to reuse existing lines from the old air hookup system - <B>these pipes are CYAN and serve to supply air to specific areas</B>. There's also a <B>VIOLET line to help keep the TEG stable.</B> <BR>\n<BR>\nNanotrasen's invested a considerable amount into updating this system, so even if Murphy's Law is alive and well in this sector, the air system isn't one of the things that should fail. If a section of the station is having air problems, <B>check the old air hookups FIRST.</B> Your problem could be as simple as a 'greytider' turning a valve or a clown hooking up a laughing gas canister. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
/obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_chief
name = "To the future Chief Engineer:"
@@ -112,6 +116,10 @@
name = "To the future Research Director"
info = "Apologies if you were expecting a letter from the station's Research Director, but just prior to translocation we found out they were a BLF operative. I wouldn't trust a single word they wrote and while I'm not a scientist, something tells me your department will have the easiest time adjusting to this station. <BR>\n<BR>\nYou should have everything you need - this is a research facility after all. It's just a matter of finding it, which shouldn't be too hard. Folks like you are why we're out in deep space, after all! <BR>\n<I>-Louis Cannon</I> <BR>\nFormer Head of Security"
/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/letter_arrd
name = "To the future Research Director"
info = "Listen, I doubt I need to tell you to how to do your job. From what I've heard this station is getting a state-of-the-art xenobiology lab after it gets translocated, and I don't know the first thing about what you guys do about those slimes. However, there's one thing I <I>do</I> know and it's that your station will have botanists. <BR>\n<BR>\n<B>It's crucial you give them everything they need, so long as they agree to maintain as many apiaries as humanely possible.</B> I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's the <B>ONLY way to keep the floor cluwnes at bay.</B> If you don't know what a floor cluwne is, trust me when I say you do <I>NOT</I> want to find out! <BR>\n<I>Jesse P.</I> <BR>\nFormer CogStation RD"
/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/letter_cap
name = "Captain's Log"
info = "So I guess some of the other heads have decided to leave little notes for future employees here. Heartwarming, but the most important thing I figure I can leave you is the truth. Nevermind the Syndicate, the xenomorphs, the apocalyptic death cults I hear are a thing way out there - I'm convinced we are our own worst enemy. <BR>\n<BR>\nDon't believe me? Maybe you can ask Chief Engineer Earp. Oh right, he vaporized himself trying to produce enough power to keep the lights on in Space China for a week, despite only needing a sliver of that to run this place as intended. Or maybe you can ask Head of Security Cannon, who executed our Research Director in plain sight of everyone. Even if he was in the right, the final frontier isn't the goddamn wild west! Hell, maybe you can ask one of your 'staff assistants', although in my experience the only ones they seem to want to help is themselves. <BR>\n<BR>\nOf course, the REAL problems are with the higher-ups that stationed us on this deathtrap before deciding to send it your way, but there's only so much I can say and get away with it, for instance that they only sent this station since they could care less if it was a total loss. By the time you read this, I'll already be long gone. Maybe it'll be a different story with your crew, but between you and me, I wouldn't hold my breath...<I>unless they fuck up the air system.</I> <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>Dom Kahn</I> <BR>Former Captain of Nanotrasen CogStation"
@@ -128,6 +136,18 @@
name = "Mysterious Note"
info = "<B>ThE rInGmAsTeR dOeSn'T rUn ThE cIrCus... HONK!!!</B>"
/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/secsolars
name = "A heads up:"
info = "I'm hoping you guys are aware of the <B>access changes this station requires</B>, but one thing they might have forgot to mention is that <B>one of the station's solar arrays and air hookups are wedged squarely behind your department. Engineering might need to come through your department to access them.</B> <BR>\n<BR>\nWhile I can imagine potential concerns, <B>there shouldn't be any problems if both sides are transparent and communicative.</B> The engineer is most likely there to do their job of keeping the station running, and will only need to pass through your department office and interrogation room (or alternatively, the bridge). You're free to get the doors for them and/or watch them work if it helps put your mind at ease. If they loiter or otherwise act suspiciously <I>then</I> you might want to have a word with them. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/eva
name = "MEMO: Spacesuits"
info = "As a Head of Personnel, you may be familiar with crew members requesting EVA access, particularly when there is an absence of credible threats on the station. While it is your decision to grant or deny access unless overriden by your superior(s), you should be aware of an abundance of spacesuits on this station. While intended for emergencies, these suits are cheaper to replace. You may find it beneficial to direct aspiring 'space explorers' towards finding one of these suits instead, although it is advised you order replacement suits in advance through the cargo department. <BR>\n<BR>\n-Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053"
/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/chemists
name = "Re: Scientists?!"
info = "Scientists <I>should</I> have access to the chemistry lab. This is intentional as opposed to some sort of oversight - after all, they need to reach the medsci router somehow. <BR>\n<BR>\nIf anything you should see this as a blessing, as you won't need to sideline whatever it is you're doing to get them what they need. Your focus should remain on predominantly medical goods, just like other stations in this sector. <BR>\n<BR>\n- Dr. Halley"
/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/mime
name = "Au futur Mime"
info = "Toutes mes excuses pour toute mauvaise grammaire, je ne suis pas un haut-parleur naturel Français et a dû utiliser NanoTranslate. Bien que vous puissiez être mécontent de lemplacement de votre bureau, sil vous plaît comprendre que c’était le seul endroit où nous pourrions le mettre sans problèmes de sécurité et/ou CentClown se plaindre à ce sujet. Nous nous excusons également pour labsence dune zone de performance dédiée, mais nous espérons que vous accorder un accès à lentretien compensera. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly<I> <BR>\n<BR>\nAnalyste Architectural"