diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
index 918b1dda5a..39f4158646 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
@@ -20,3 +20,26 @@
 
 /datum/tgs_chat_command/despacito/Run()
 	return "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk"
+
+/datum/tgs_chat_command/poly
+	name = "poly"
+	help_text = "The Lewder, more applicable Poly speak for Citadel Station 13."
+	var/list/speech_buffer
+
+/datum/tgs_chat_command/poly/Run()
+	GenerateSayList() //Has a check in here, but we're gunna sanity it after
+	if(!speech_buffer)
+		return "**BAWWWWWK!** LEAVE THE HEADSET! ***BAWKKKKK!!***"
+
+
+/datum/tgs_chat_command/poly/proc/GenerateSayList()
+	LAZYINITLIST(speech_buffer) //I figure this is just safe to do for everything at this point
+	if(length(speech_buffer))	//Let's not look up the whole json EVERY TIME, just the first time.
+		return "[pick(speech_buffer)]"
+	else
+		var/json_file = file("data/npc_saves/Poly.json")
+		if(!fexists(json_file))
+			return
+		var/list/json = json_decode(file2text(json_file))
+		speech_buffer = json["phrases"]
+		return "[pick(speech_buffer)]"
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