diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
index e222d53218..909d23e49b 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
@@ -364,8 +364,8 @@
 	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message)
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/assu_helmet
-	name = "ASSU helmet"
+	name = "DAB helmet"
 	icon_state = "assu_helmet"
 	item_state = "assu_helmet"
-	desc = "A cheap replica of old riot helmet without visor. It has \"A.S.S.U.\" written on the front."
+	desc = "A cheap replica of old riot helmet without visor. It has \"D.A.B.\" written on the front."
 	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
index 5676765047..a18617ea29 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -635,8 +635,8 @@
 	alternate_worn_layer = UNDER_HEAD_LAYER
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/assu_suit
-	name = "ASSU suit"
-	desc = "A cheap replica of old SWAT armor. On its back, it is written: \"<i>Assistance Skipping Special Unit</i>\"."
+	name = "DAB suit"
+	desc = "A cheap replica of old SWAT armor. On its back, it is written: \"<i>Desperate Assistance Battle-force</i>\"."
 	icon_state = "assu_suit"
 	item_state = "assu_suit"
 	blood_overlay_type = "armor"