+Acute hepatic pharmacokinesis. (untested, will test with alterations)CC

code/__DEFINES/traits.dm

@@ -75,6 +75,7 @@
 #define TRAIT_NYMPHO			"nymphomania"
 #define TRAIT_MASO              "masochism"
 #define	TRAIT_HIGH_BLOOD        "high_blood"
+#define TRAIT_PHARMA            "hepatic_pharmacokinesis"
 
 
 

code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm

@@ -137,6 +137,15 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject suffering from heart attack: Apply defibrillation or other electric shock immediately!</span>")
 		if(H.undergoing_liver_failure() && H.stat != DEAD)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from liver failure: Apply Corazone and begin a liver transplant immediately!</span>")
+		var/obj/item/organ/liver/L = M.getorganslot("liver")
+		if(L.swelling > 20)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from hyperhepatia.</span>") //i.e. shrink their liver or give them a transplant.
+		var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = M.getorganslot("tongue")
+		if(!T || T.damage > 40)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from caustic burns on their tongue./span>") //i.e. their tongue is shot
+		var/obj/item/organ/lungs/Lung = M.getorganslot("lungs")
+		if(Lung.damage > 150)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from an acute inhalation injury.</span>") //i.e. Their lungs are shot
 
 	var/msg = "<span class='info'>*---------*\nAnalyzing results for [M]:\n\tOverall status: [mob_status]\n"
 

code/modules/surgery/organs/liver.dm

@@ -16,6 +16,8 @@
 	var/toxTolerance = LIVER_DEFAULT_TOX_TOLERANCE//maximum amount of toxins the liver can just shrug off
 	var/toxLethality = LIVER_DEFAULT_TOX_LETHALITY//affects how much damage toxins do to the liver
 	var/filterToxins = TRUE //whether to filter toxins
+	var/swelling = 0
+	var/cachedmoveCalc = 1
 
 /obj/item/organ/liver/on_life()
 	var/mob/living/carbon/C = owner
@@ -45,11 +47,39 @@
 	if(damage > maxHealth)//cap liver damage
 		damage = maxHealth
 
+	if(swelling >= 10)
+		pharmacokinesis()
+
 /obj/item/organ/liver/prepare_eat()
 	var/obj/S = ..()
 	S.reagents.add_reagent("iron", 5)
 	return S
 
+//Just in case
+/obj/item/organ/liver/Remove(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+	M.remove_movespeed_modifier("pharma")
+	M.ResetBloodVol() //At the moment, this shouldn't allow application twice. You either have this OR a thirsty ferret.
+	sizeMoveMod(1, M)
+
+//Applies some of the effects to the patient.
+/obj/item/organ/liver/proc/pharmacokinesis()
+	var/moveCalc = 1+((round(swelling) - 9)/3)
+	if(moveCalc == cachedmoveCalc)//reduce calculations
+		return
+	if(prob(5))
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel a stange ache in your side, almost like a sitch. You notice a hint of perspiration as your breathing becomes labored, this pain is affeting your movements and amking you feel lightheaded.</span>")
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
+	H.add_movespeed_modifier("pharma", TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
+	H.AdjustBloodVol(moveCalc/3)
+	sizeMoveMod(moveCalc, H)
+
+/obj/item/organ/liver/proc/sizeMoveMod(var/value, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(cachedmoveCalc == value)
+		return
+	H.next_move_modifier /= cachedmoveCalc
+	H.next_move_modifier *= value
+	cachedmoveCalc = value
+
 /obj/item/organ/liver/fly
 	name = "insectoid liver"
 	icon_state = "liver-x" //xenomorph liver? It's just a black liver so it fits.