diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
index 42343f8af8..4be808f873 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
@@ -1136,10 +1136,10 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	color = "#CD6839"
 	nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	boozepwr = 25
-	taste_description = "apples"
+	taste_description = "the season that <i>falls</i> between summer and winter"
 	glass_icon_state = "whiskeyglass"
 	glass_name = "hard cider"
-	glass_desc = "Tastes like autumn."
+	glass_desc = "Tastes like autumn... no wait, fall!"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"