diff --git a/code/modules/events/vent_clog.dm b/code/modules/events/vent_clog.dm
index 160304b1c3..3945a12a40 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/vent_clog.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/vent_clog.dm
@@ -79,12 +79,28 @@
 	typepath = /datum/round_event/vent_clog/beer
 	max_occurrences = 0
 
+/datum/round_event/vent_clog/beer
+	reagentsAmount = 100
+
 /datum/round_event_control/vent_clog/plasma_decon
 	name = "Plasma decontamination"
 	typepath = /datum/round_event/vent_clog/plasma_decon
 	max_occurrences = 0
 
-/datum/round_event/vent_clog/beer
+/datum/round_event_control/vent_clog/female
+	name = "FemCum stationwide"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/vent_clog/female
+	max_occurrences = 0
+
+/datum/round_event/vent_clog/female
+	reagentsAmount = 100
+
+/datum/round_event_control/vent_clog/male
+	name = "Semen stationwide"
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/vent_clog/male
+	max_occurrences = 0
+
+/datum/round_event/vent_clog/male
 	reagentsAmount = 100
 
 /datum/round_event/vent_clog/beer/announce()
@@ -102,6 +118,30 @@
 			foam.start()
 		CHECK_TICK
 
+/datum/round_event/vent_clog/male/start()
+	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent in vents)
+		if(vent && vent.loc)
+			var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(1000)
+			R.my_atom = vent
+			R.add_reagent("semen", reagentsAmount)
+
+			var/datum/effect_system/foam_spread/foam = new
+			foam.set_up(200, get_turf(vent), R)
+			foam.start()
+		CHECK_TICK
+
+/datum/round_event/vent_clog/female/start()
+	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent in vents)
+		if(vent && vent.loc)
+			var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(1000)
+			R.my_atom = vent
+			R.add_reagent("femcum", reagentsAmount)
+
+			var/datum/effect_system/foam_spread/foam = new
+			foam.set_up(200, get_turf(vent), R)
+			foam.start()
+		CHECK_TICK
+
 /datum/round_event/vent_clog/plasma_decon/announce()
 	priority_announce("We are deploying an experimental plasma decontamination system. Please stand away from the vents and do not breathe the smoke that comes out.", "Central Command Update")