diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/job.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/job.dm
index 32d53884f5..c37e10b28c 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/job.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/job.dm
@@ -287,8 +287,6 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(job)
 			if(PopcapReached())
 				RejectPlayer(player)
 
-			var/datum/job/validjob
-
 			// Loop through all jobs
 			for(var/datum/job/job in shuffledoccupations) // SHUFFLE ME BABY
 				if(!job)
@@ -315,19 +313,11 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(job)
 
 					// If the job isn't filled
 					if((job.current_positions < job.spawn_positions) || job.spawn_positions == -1)
+						Debug("DO pass, Player: [player], Level:[level], Job:[job.title]")
+						AssignRole(player, job.title)
+						unassigned -= player
+						break
 
-						validjob = job
-
-						//Is the Job empty? Stop Looking Then!
-						if (!job.current_positions)
-							break
-
-			//Assign us the last job we found
-			if (validjob)
-				Debug("DO pass, Player: [player], Level:[level], Job:[validjob.title]")
-				AssignRole(player, validjob.title)
-				unassigned -= player
-				break
 
 	// Hand out random jobs to the people who didn't get any in the last check
 	// Also makes sure that they got their preference correct
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index 6dd8dbb43a..1962fbd818 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
 			new /obj/item/pizzabox/bomb
 
 		if("darklord") //20 tc + tk + summon item close enough for now
-			new /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/dualsaber(src)
+			new /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/dualsaber(src)
 			new /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/telemut/darkbundle(src)
 			new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie(src)
 			new /obj/item/weapon/card/id/syndicate(src)
@@ -218,8 +218,8 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/polonium(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/venom(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/neurotoxin2(src)
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/formaldehyde(src)
-	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/spewium(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/formaldehyde(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/spewium(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/cyanide(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/histamine(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/initropidril(src)
@@ -296,3 +296,10 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/mimery/PopulateContents()
 	new /obj/item/weapon/spellbook/oneuse/mimery_blockade(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/spellbook/oneuse/mimery_guns(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/holoparasite
+	name = "box"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/holoparasite/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/weapon/guardiancreator/tech/choose/traitor(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/paper/guardian(src)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item_cit.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item_cit.dm
index c74ad3ba9c..b835a21a8c 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item_cit.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item_cit.dm
@@ -7,4 +7,15 @@
 	refundable = TRUE
 	cost = 10
 	surplus = 20 //Let's not have this be too common
+	exclude_modes = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear)
+
+/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/holoparasite
+	name="Holoparasite Injector"
+	desc="It contains an alien nanoswarm of unknown origin.\
+		  Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines.\
+		  It requires an organic host as a home base and source of fuel." //This is the description of the actual injector. Feel free to change this for uplink purposes//
+	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/holoparasite
+	refundable = TRUE
+	cost = 10 //I'm working off the borer. Price subject to change
+	surplus = 20 //Nobody needs a ton of parasites
 	exclude_modes = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-pr-913.yml b/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-pr-913.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..dd72fe0130
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/AutoChangeLog-pr-913.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+author: "Cebutris"
+delete-after: True
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "The Syndicate has found an abandoned storage facility filled with hundreds of holoparasite injectors. While they aren't giving them to their operatives, sleeper operatives can buy them with their uplinks! Get your holographic murder machine buddy today!"