diff --git a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
index 5e9371f754..79c12c7fea 100644
--- a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
+++ b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport.dm
@@ -85,6 +85,15 @@
 		var/mob/M = teleatom
 		M.cancel_camera()
 
+	var/static/list/bread_cache = typecacheof(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread)
+	var/list/breadlist = typecache_filter_list(teleatom.GetAllContents(), bread_cache)
+	if(breadlist.len && (channel == TELEPORT_CHANNEL_BLUESPACE || channel == TELEPORT_CHANNEL_QUANTUM))
+		for(var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/bread in breadlist)
+			bread.bread_teleport()
+	else if(istype(teleatom, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/bread = teleatom
+		bread.bread_teleport()
+
 	return TRUE
 
 /proc/tele_play_specials(atom/movable/teleatom, atom/location, datum/effect_system/effect, sound)
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm
index 0d7c715654..3b133d8675 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,12 @@
 	foodtype = GRAIN
 	dunkable = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/proc/bread_teleport()
+	// you did WHAT?
+	new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread(get_turf(src))
+	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] begins to deform and grow grotesque tumors!</span>")
+	qdel(src)
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice
 	icon = 'icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi'
 	bitesize = 2
@@ -228,3 +234,25 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/butterdog/ComponentInitialize()
 	. = ..()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/slippery, 80)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/tumor_bread
+	name = "dead tumor bread"
+	desc = "It's still within its expiration date, right?."
+	icon_state = "tumorbread"
+	slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice/tumor_bread
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 10, /datum/reagent/toxin = 10)
+	foodtype = GROSS | GRAIN
+	tastes = list("wheat and tumors" = 10)
+
+//teleporting tumor bread kills it
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/tumor_bread/bread_teleport()
+	visible_message(src, "<span class='warning'>[src] explodes in a horrible mess of tumor and flour!</span>")
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice/tumor_bread
+	name = "tumor bread slice"
+	desc = "A slice of bread filled with tumors!"
+	icon_state = "tumorbreadslice"
+	filling_color = "#B2D72C"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/toxin = 2)
+	foodtype = GROSS | GRAIN
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..317827028d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+//funny reference to the video 'Expiration Date'
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread
+	name = "tumor bread"
+	desc = "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
+	icon_state = "tumorbread"
+	health = 1
+	maxHealth = 1
+	turns_per_move = 5  //this isn't player speed =|
+	speed = 2  //this is player speed
+	melee_damage_lower = 1
+	melee_damage_upper = 2
+	obj_damage = 0
+	loot = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/tumor_bread)
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	minbodytemp = 270
+	maxbodytemp = INFINITY
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE | PASSMOB
+	mob_size = MOB_SIZE_TINY
+	response_help_continuous  = "pokes"
+	response_help_simple = "poke"
+	response_disarm_continuous = "shoos"
+	response_disarm_simple = "shoo"
+	response_harm_continuous = "punches"
+	response_harm_simple = "punch"
+	speak_emote = list("growls")
+	mouse_opacity = 2
+	density = TRUE
+	ventcrawler = VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS
+	verb_say = "growls"
+	verb_ask = "growls inquisitively"
+	verb_exclaim = "growls loudly"
+	verb_yell = "growls loudly"
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bread/hostile/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	var/area/A = get_area(src)
+	if(A)
+		notify_ghosts("A tumor bread has been created in \the [A.name].", source = src, action=NOTIFY_ATTACK, flashwindow = FALSE, ignore_dnr_observers = TRUE)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread/attack_ghost(mob/user)
+	if(key)			//please stop using src. without a good reason.
+		return
+	if(CONFIG_GET(flag/use_age_restriction_for_jobs))
+		if(!isnum(user.client.player_age))
+			return
+	if(isobserver(user))
+		var/mob/dead/observer/O = user
+		if(!O.can_reenter_round())
+			return
+	if(!SSticker.mode)
+		to_chat(user, "Can't become a tumor bread before the game has started.")
+		return
+	var/be_bread = alert("Become a tumor bread? (Warning, You can no longer be cloned!)",,"Yes","No")
+	if(be_bread == "No" || QDELETED(src) || !isobserver(user))
+		return
+	if(key)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Someone else already took this tumor bread.</span>")
+		return
+	sentience_act()
+	user.transfer_ckey(src, FALSE)
+	density = TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread/ex_act()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread/start_pulling()
+	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index 5fa6a0c22d..e9b97b3597 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -354,7 +354,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/drop_loot()
 	if(loot.len)
 		for(var/i in loot)
-			new i(loc)
+			new i(loc, dir = src.dir)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/death(gibbed)
 	movement_type &= ~FLYING
diff --git a/icons/mob/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/animal.dmi
index 8db32b304b..68e6170969 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/animal.dmi and b/icons/mob/animal.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi b/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi
index 7ef3a7d418..c5bf88ab6e 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi and b/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 71abfdea8e..04cadaef0e 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2716,6 +2716,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\banana_spider.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\bear.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\bees.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\bread.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\carp.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\cat_butcher.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\dark_wizard.dm"