diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/beard.dm b/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/beard.dm
index c7a3ccec89..6b26183828 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/beard.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/beard.dm
@@ -2,10 +2,10 @@
 //////////////////////////////////////
 Facial Hypertrichosis
 
-	Very very Noticable.
-	Decreases resistance slightly.
-	Decreases stage speed.
-	Reduced transmittability
+	No change to stealth.
+	Increases resistance.
+	Increases speed.
+	Slighlty increases transmittability
 	Intense Level.
 
 BONUS
@@ -18,10 +18,10 @@ BONUS
 
 	name = "Facial Hypertrichosis"
 	desc = "The virus increases hair production significantly, causing rapid beard growth."
-	stealth = -3
-	resistance = -1
-	stage_speed = -3
-	transmittable = -1
+	stealth = 0
+	resistance = 3
+	stage_speed = 2
+	transmittable = 1
 	level = 4
 	severity = 1
 	symptom_delay_min = 18
@@ -48,4 +48,4 @@ BONUS
 				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You feel manly!</span>")
 				if(!(H.facial_hair_style == "Dwarf Beard") && !(H.facial_hair_style == "Very Long Beard"))
 					H.facial_hair_style = pick("Dwarf Beard", "Very Long Beard")
-					H.update_hair()
\ No newline at end of file
+					H.update_hair()
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/shedding.dm b/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/shedding.dm
index c5bbb6bc7b..8946a83108 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/shedding.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/shedding.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ Alopecia
 
 	Not Noticeable.
 	Increases resistance slightly.
-	Reduces stage speed slightly.
+	Increases stage speed.
 	Transmittable.
 	Intense Level.
 
@@ -19,8 +19,8 @@ BONUS
 	desc = "The virus causes rapid shedding of head and body hair."
 	stealth = 0
 	resistance = 1
-	stage_speed = -1
-	transmittable = 3
+	stage_speed = 2
+	transmittable = 2
 	level = 4
 	severity = 1
 	base_message_chance = 50
@@ -52,4 +52,4 @@ BONUS
 		H.hair_style = "Bald"
 	else
 		H.hair_style = "Balding Hair"
-	H.update_hair()
\ No newline at end of file
+	H.update_hair()
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/skin.dm b/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/skin.dm
index 014607eb44..300eecc80e 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/skin.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/skin.dm
@@ -2,10 +2,10 @@
 //////////////////////////////////////
 Vitiligo
 
-	Extremely Noticable.
-	Decreases resistance slightly.
-	Reduces stage speed slightly.
-	Reduces transmission.
+	Hidden.
+	No change to resistance.
+	Increases stage speed.
+	Slightly increases transmittability.
 	Critical Level.
 
 BONUS
@@ -18,10 +18,10 @@ BONUS
 
 	name = "Vitiligo"
 	desc = "The virus destroys skin pigment cells, causing rapid loss of pigmentation in the host."
-	stealth = -3
-	resistance = -1
-	stage_speed = -1
-	transmittable = -2
+	stealth = 2
+	resistance = 0
+	stage_speed = 3
+	transmittable = 1
 	level = 5
 	severity = 1
 	symptom_delay_min = 25
@@ -47,10 +47,10 @@ BONUS
 //////////////////////////////////////
 Revitiligo
 
-	Extremely Noticable.
-	Decreases resistance slightly.
-	Reduces stage speed slightly.
-	Reduces transmission.
+	Slightly noticable.
+	Increases resistance.
+	Increases stage speed slightly.
+	Increases transmission.
 	Critical Level.
 
 BONUS
@@ -63,10 +63,10 @@ BONUS
 
 	name = "Revitiligo"
 	desc = "The virus causes increased production of skin pigment cells, making the host's skin grow darker over time."
-	stealth = -3
-	resistance = -1
-	stage_speed = -1
-	transmittable = -2
+	stealth = -1
+	resistance = 3
+	stage_speed = 1
+	transmittable = 2
 	level = 5
 	severity = 1
 	symptom_delay_min = 7