diff --git a/strings/traumas.json b/strings/traumas.json
index 81b4fbe902..45e31f2367 100644
--- a/strings/traumas.json
+++ b/strings/traumas.json
@@ -133,7 +133,8 @@
 		";,g absorbing @pick(roles)",
 		";chemist can u @pick(create_verbs) holy @pick(mellens) for @pick(s_roles)???!!",
 		"@pick(semicolon) LIZZARRD SPEAKIGN IN EVIL BULL LANGUAGE SCI!!",
-		"@pick(semicolon)POST REBOOT MESSAGE LOLOL FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU"
+		"@pick(semicolon)POST REBOOT MESSAGE LOLOL FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU",
+		"@pick(semicolon)so, i was trying to talk to someone on rp today, and then a mime walks up and pies them in the face along with some other prankster--i thought that mimes and clowns are supposed to be hired to entertain not to be a nuisance, and that if entertainment comes at someone elses expense then it's not supposed to be done. is that enough to like submit a player complaint or some shit or am i just being petty?"
     ],
 
     "mutations": [