diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm
index 73ebfa7c77..f6f8119785 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm
@@ -638,6 +638,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(parasites) //all currently existing/living guardians
 /obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/dextrous
 	possible_guardians = list("Assassin", "Chaos", "Charger", "Dextrous", "Explosive", "Lightning", "Protector", "Ranged", "Standard", "Support")
 
+/obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/nukie
+	possible_guardians = list("Assassin", "Chaos", "Charger", "Dextrous", "Explosive", "Lightning", "Ranged", "Standard")
+
+/obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/nukie/check_uplink_validity()
+	return !used
+
+
 /obj/item/paper/guides/antag/guardian
 	name = "Holoparasite Guide"
 	icon_state = "paper_words"
@@ -677,7 +684,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(parasites) //all currently existing/living guardians
  <br>
  <b>Charger</b>: Moves extremely fast, does medium damage on attack, and can charge at targets, damaging the first target hit and forcing them to drop any items they are holding.<br>
  <br>
- <b>Dexterous</b>: Does low damage on attack, but is capable of holding items and storing a single item within it. It will drop items held in its hands when it recalls, but it will retain the stored item.<br>
+ <b>Dextrous</b>: Does low damage on attack, but is capable of holding items and storing a single item within it. It will drop items held in its hands when it recalls, but it will retain the stored item.<br>
  <br>
  <b>Explosive</b>: High damage resist and medium power attack that may explosively teleport targets. Can turn any object, including objects too large to pick up, into a bomb, dealing explosive damage to the next person to touch it. The object will return to normal after the trap is triggered or after a delay.<br>
  <br>
@@ -691,6 +698,29 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(parasites) //all currently existing/living guardians
  <br>
 "}
 
+/obj/item/paper/guides/antag/guardian/nukie
+	name = "Guardian Guide"
+	info = {"<b>A list of Guardian Types</b><br>
+
+ <br>
+ <b>Assassin</b>: Does medium damage and takes full damage, but can enter stealth, causing its next attack to do massive damage and ignore armor. However, it becomes briefly unable to recall after attacking from stealth.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Chaos</b>: Ignites enemies on touch and causes them to hallucinate all nearby people as the guardian. Automatically extinguishes the user if they catch on fire.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Charger</b>: Moves extremely fast, does medium damage on attack, and can charge at targets, damaging the first target hit and forcing them to drop any items they are holding.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Dextrous</b>: Does low damage on attack, but is capable of holding items and storing a single item within it. It will drop items held in its hands when it recalls, but it will retain the stored item.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Explosive</b>: High damage resist and medium power attack that may explosively teleport targets. Can turn any object, including objects too large to pick up, into a bomb, dealing explosive damage to the next person to touch it. The object will return to normal after the trap is triggered or after a delay.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Lightning</b>: Attacks apply lightning chains to targets. Has a lightning chain to the user. Lightning chains shock everything near them, doing constant damage.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Ranged</b>: Has two modes. Ranged; which fires a constant stream of weak, armor-ignoring projectiles. Scout; Cannot attack, but can move through walls and is quite hard to see. Can lay surveillance snares, which alert it when crossed, in either mode.<br>
+ <br>
+ <b>Standard</b>: Devastating close combat attacks and high damage resist. Can smash through weak walls.<br>
+ <br>
+"}
+
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/guardian
 	name = "holoparasite injector kit"
@@ -699,6 +729,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(parasites) //all currently existing/living guardians
 	new /obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/traitor(src)
 	new /obj/item/paper/guides/antag/guardian(src)
 
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/nukieguardian
+	name = "holoparasite injector kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/nukieguardian/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/nukie(src)
+	new /obj/item/paper/guides/antag/guardian/nukie(src)
+
 /obj/item/guardiancreator/carp
 	name = "holocarp fishsticks"
 	desc = "Using the power of Carp'sie, you can catch a carp from byond the veil of Carpthulu, and bind it to your fleshy flesh form."
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_dangerous.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_dangerous.dm
index 7d96390115..f88d63d33a 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_dangerous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_dangerous.dm
@@ -185,6 +185,17 @@
 	restricted = TRUE
 	refund_path = /obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/traitor
 
+/datum/uplink_item/dangerous/nukieguardian
+	name = "Holoparasites"
+	desc = "Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an \
+			organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host."
+	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/nukieguardian
+	cost = 15
+	refundable = TRUE
+	surplus = 50
+	refund_path = /obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/nukie
+	include_modes = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear)
+
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/machinegun
 	name = "L6 Squad Automatic Weapon"
 	desc = "A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. \