diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/flavor_misc.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/flavor_misc.dm
index 162eeffe78..fa239e0ea4 100644
--- a/code/_globalvars/lists/flavor_misc.dm
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/flavor_misc.dm
@@ -350,41 +350,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(greyscale_limb_types, list("human","moth","lizard","pod","plant
 //body ids that have prosthetic sprites
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(prosthetic_limb_types, list("xion","bishop","cybersolutions","grayson","hephaestus","nanotrasen","talon"))
 
-//FAMILY HEIRLOOM LIST
-//this works by using the first number for the species as a probability to choose one of the items in the following list for their family heirloom
-//if the probability fails, or the species simply isn't in the list, then it defaults to the next global list, which has its own list of items for each job
-//the first item in the list is for if your job isn't in that list
-
-//species-heirloom list (we categorise them by the species id var)
-GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(species_heirlooms, list(
-	"dwarf" = list(25, list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/dwarf_mug)), //example: 25% chance for dwarves to get a dwarf mug as their heirloom (normal container but has manly dorf icon)
-	"insect" = list(25, list(/obj/item/flashlight/lantern/heirloom_moth)),
-	"ipc" = list(25, list(/obj/item/stock_parts/cell/family)), //gives a broken powercell for flavor text!
-	"synthliz" = list(25, list(/obj/item/stock_parts/cell/family)), //they're also robots
-	"slimeperson" = list(25, list(/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie)),
-	"lizard" = list(25, list(/obj/item/toy/plush/lizardplushie)),
-	))
-
-//job-heirloom list
-GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(job_heirlooms, list(
-	"NO_JOB" = list(/obj/item/toy/cards/deck, /obj/item/lighter, /obj/item/dice/d20),
-	"Clown" = list(/obj/item/paint/anycolor, /obj/item/bikehorn/golden),
-	"Mime" = list(/obj/item/paint/anycolor, /obj/item/toy/dummy),
-	"Cook" = list(/obj/item/kitchen/knife/scimitar),
-	"Botanist" = list(/obj/item/cultivator, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket, /obj/item/storage/bag/plants, /obj/item/toy/plush/beeplushie),
-	"Medical Doctor" = list(/obj/item/healthanalyzer),
-	"Paramedic" = list(/obj/item/lighter), //..why?
-	"Station Engineer" = list(/obj/item/wirecutters/brass/family, /obj/item/crowbar/brass/family, /obj/item/screwdriver/brass/family, /obj/item/wrench/brass/family), //brass tools but without the tool speed modifier
-	"Atmospheric Technician" = list(/obj/item/extinguisher/mini/family),
-	"Lawyer" = list(/obj/item/storage/briefcase/lawyer/family),
-	"Janitor" = list(/obj/item/mop),
-	"Scientist" = list(/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie),
-	"Assistant" = list(/obj/item/clothing/gloves/cut/family),
-	"Prisoner" = list (/obj/item/pen/blue),
-	"Chaplain" = list(/obj/item/camera/spooky/family),
-	"Head of Personnel" = list(/obj/item/pinpointer/ian)
-	))
-
 //body ids that have non-gendered bodyparts
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(nongendered_limb_types, list("fly", "zombie" ,"synth", "shadow", "cultgolem", "agent", "plasmaman", "clockgolem", "clothgolem"))
 
diff --git a/code/datums/traits/negative.dm b/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
index 8d3acf0f6d..a30e27c8f8 100644
--- a/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
+++ b/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
@@ -43,27 +43,38 @@
 
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(family_heirlooms)
 
-/datum/quirk/family_heirloom/on_spawn()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = quirk_holder
+/datum/quirk/family_heirloom/on_spawn()	
+	// Define holder and type
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_holder = quirk_holder
 	var/obj/item/heirloom_type
-	var/species_heirloom_entry = GLOB.species_heirlooms[H.dna.species.id]
-	if(species_heirloom_entry)
-		if(prob(species_heirloom_entry[1]))
-			heirloom_type = pick(species_heirloom_entry[2])
+	
+	// The quirk holder's species - we have a 50% chance, if we have a species with a set heirloom, to choose a species heirloom.
+	var/datum/species/holder_species = human_holder.dna?.species
+	if(holder_species && LAZYLEN(holder_species.family_heirlooms) && prob(50))
+		heirloom_type = pick(holder_species.family_heirlooms)
+	else
+		// Our quirk holder's job
+		var/datum/job/holder_job = SSjob.GetJob(human_holder.last_mind?.assigned_role)
+		if(holder_job && LAZYLEN(holder_job.family_heirlooms))
+			heirloom_type = pick(holder_job.family_heirlooms)
+
+	// If we didn't find an heirloom somehow, throw them a generic one
 	if(!heirloom_type)
-		var/job_heirloom_entry = GLOB.job_heirlooms[quirk_holder.mind.assigned_role]
-		if(!job_heirloom_entry)
-			heirloom_type = pick(GLOB.job_heirlooms["NO_JOB"]) //consider: should this be a define?
-		else
-			heirloom_type = pick(job_heirloom_entry)
+		heirloom_type = pick(/obj/item/toy/cards/deck, /obj/item/lighter, /obj/item/dice/d20)
+	
+	// Create the heirloom item
 	heirloom = new heirloom_type(get_turf(quirk_holder))
+	
+	// Add to global list
 	GLOB.family_heirlooms += heirloom
+	
+	// Determine and assign item location
 	var/list/slots = list(
 		"in your left pocket" = ITEM_SLOT_LPOCKET,
 		"in your right pocket" = ITEM_SLOT_RPOCKET,
 		"in your backpack" = ITEM_SLOT_BACKPACK
 	)
-	where = H.equip_in_one_of_slots(heirloom, slots, FALSE) || "at your feet"
+	where = human_holder.equip_in_one_of_slots(heirloom, slots, FALSE) || "at your feet"
 
 /datum/quirk/family_heirloom/post_add()
 	if(where == "in your backpack")
@@ -75,13 +86,25 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(family_heirlooms)
 	heirloom.name = "\improper [family_name[family_name.len]] family [heirloom.name]"
 
 /datum/quirk/family_heirloom/on_process()
-	if(heirloom in quirk_holder.GetAllContents())
+	// Ignore for dead holder
+	if(quirk_holder.stat == DEAD)
+		return
+
+	// When held: Positive mood
+	if(heirloom && (heirloom in quirk_holder.GetAllContents()))
 		SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "family_heirloom_missing")
 		SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "family_heirloom", /datum/mood_event/family_heirloom)
+
+	// When not held: Negative mood
 	else
 		SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "family_heirloom")
 		SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "family_heirloom_missing", /datum/mood_event/family_heirloom_missing)
 
+/datum/quirk/item_quirk/family_heirloom/remove()
+	// Clear mood events when removing this quirk
+	SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "family_heirloom")
+	SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "family_heirloom_missing")
+
 /datum/quirk/family_heirloom/clone_data()
 	return heirloom
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm
index bcfcbe20f8..0381779531 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/firstaid.dm
@@ -55,8 +55,9 @@
 	generate_items_inside(items_inside,src)
 
 /obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient
-	icon_state = "firstaid"
-	desc = "A first aid kit with the ability to heal common types of injuries."
+	name = "ancient first-aid kit"
+	icon_state = "oldfirstaid"
+	desc = "A first aid kit with the ability to heal common types of injuries. You start thinking of the good old days just by looking at it."
 
 /obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient/PopulateContents()
 	if(empty)
@@ -69,6 +70,10 @@
 	new /obj/item/stack/medical/mesh(src)
 	new /obj/item/stack/medical/mesh(src)
 
+/obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient/heirloom
+	// Long since been ransacked by hungry powergaming assistants breaking into med storage
+	empty = TRUE
+
 /obj/item/storage/firstaid/brute
 	name = "trauma treatment kit"
 	desc = "A first aid kit for when you get toolboxed."
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
index e297df8238..9a05f97cc7 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
@@ -69,6 +69,9 @@
 	///Is this job affected by weird spawns like the ones from station traits
 	var/random_spawns_possible = TRUE
 
+	/// List of family heirlooms this job can get with the family heirloom quirk. List of types.
+	var/list/family_heirlooms
+
 	var/display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_DEFAULT
 
 	var/bounty_types = CIV_JOB_BASIC
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
index db5390f323..7ce29db178 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,11 @@ Assistant
 	dresscodecompliant = FALSE
 	always_can_respawn_as = TRUE
 	threat = 0.2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/toolbox/mechanical/old/heirloom,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/cut/family
+	)
 
 /datum/job/assistant/get_access()
 	if(CONFIG_GET(flag/assistants_have_maint_access) || !CONFIG_GET(flag/jobs_have_minimal_access)) //Config has assistant maint access set
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
index 9aa8ea07c4..551ac63d00 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,12 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_ATMOSPHERIC_TECHNICIAN
 	threat = 0.5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/lighter,
+		/obj/item/lighter/greyscale,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/matches
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/atmos
 	name = "Atmospheric Technician"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
index 70ca762f39..40a1b20cb1 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,12 @@
 	bounty_types = CIV_JOB_DRINK
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_BARTENDER
 	threat = 0.5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/rag,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/that,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/shaker
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/bartender
 	name = "Bartender"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
index 53502ee30e..7a43837cf4 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,12 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_BOTANIST
 	threat = 1.5 // lol powergame
 
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/cultivator,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket, // Watering cans don't exist yet
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/beeplushie,
+	)
+
 /datum/outfit/job/botanist
 	name = "Botanist"
 	jobtype = /datum/job/hydro
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
index c3765260cc..65811d40a0 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,11 @@
 
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/insanity)
 	threat = 5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/flask/gold,
+		/obj/item/toy/figure/captain
+	)
 
 /datum/job/captain/get_access()
 	return get_all_accesses()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
index f8e2f74d80..1188669db5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,10 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CARGO_TECHNICIAN
 	bounty_types = CIV_JOB_RANDOM
 	threat = 0.2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/clipboard
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/cargo_tech
 	name = "Cargo Technician"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
index ef4f20765c..e7d602bd22 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,11 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CHAPLAIN
 	threat = 0.5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/windupToolbox,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/holywater
+	)
 
 
 /datum/job/chaplain/after_spawn(mob/living/H, client/C)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
index 209b3f82d0..9f830ba43c 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,11 @@
 	threat = 1.5
 
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/surgery, /datum/skill_modifier/job/affinity/surgery)
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/chemistry,
+		/obj/item/fermichem/pHbooklet
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/chemist
 	name = "Chemist"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
index 60b963d7ec..2949758d8a 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
@@ -37,6 +37,15 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CHIEF_ENGINEER
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/paraplegic, /datum/quirk/insanity)
 	threat = 2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat,
+		/obj/item/screwdriver/brass/family,
+		/obj/item/wrench/brass/family,
+		/obj/item/weldingtool/mini, // No brass family variant
+		/obj/item/crowbar/brass/family,
+		/obj/item/wirecutters/brass/family
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/ce
 	name = "Chief Engineer"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
index 401b503110..f5170fc745 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,15 @@
 	threat = 2
 
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/surgery, /datum/skill_modifier/job/affinity/surgery)
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient/heirloom,
+		/obj/item/scalpel,
+		/obj/item/hemostat,
+		/obj/item/circular_saw,
+		/obj/item/retractor,
+		/obj/item/cautery
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/cmo
 	name = "Chief Medical Officer"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
index 380215a93b..5631ce4624 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,10 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CLOWN
 	threat = 0 // honk
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/bikehorn/golden
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/clown
 	name = "Clown"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
index 2a021e6575..9947c27ba9 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,12 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_COOK
 	threat = 0.2
 
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/saltshaker,
+		/obj/item/kitchen/rollingpin,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat
+	)
+
 /datum/outfit/job/cook
 	name = "Cook"
 	jobtype = /datum/job/cook
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm
index 254fc15bd4..e6e9394109 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/curator.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,11 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CURATOR
 	threat = 0.3
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/pen/fountain,
+		/obj/item/storage/dice
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/curator
 	name = "Curator"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
index b56ebed191..2330e93147 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
@@ -27,6 +27,10 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_DETECTIVE
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/nonviolent, /datum/quirk/paraplegic, /datum/quirk/monophobia)
 	threat = 1
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/flask/det
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/detective
 	name = "Detective"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
index 611c3f99cd..2529eaa024 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,10 @@
 	threat = 1.5
 
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/surgery, /datum/skill_modifier/job/affinity/surgery)
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/purple
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/geneticist
 	name = "Geneticist"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
index 4c38fc4cf2..6371aaaa9f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
@@ -39,6 +39,10 @@
 
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/prosopagnosia, /datum/quirk/insanity)
 	threat = 2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/trophy/silver_cup
+	)
 
 
 /datum/outfit/job/hop
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
index 5339b5927c..cfe1057f8d 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
@@ -38,6 +38,10 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_HEAD_OF_SECURITY
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/nonviolent, /datum/quirk/paraplegic, /datum/quirk/blindness, /datum/quirk/monophobia, /datum/quirk/insanity)
 	threat = 3
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/hos
 	name = "Head of Security"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
index c62c2e5b26..59c6997398 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,13 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_JANITOR
 	threat = 0.2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/mop,
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/caution,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket,
+		/obj/item/soap
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/janitor
 	name = "Janitor"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm
index 17c376a5de..4105bd4e6e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/lawyer.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,11 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_LAWYER
 	threat = 0.3
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/gavelhammer,
+		/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/lawyer
 	name = "Lawyer"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
index 75a85c88d1..b0a0375517 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,15 @@
 	threat = 0.5
 
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/surgery, /datum/skill_modifier/job/affinity/surgery)
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient/heirloom,
+		/obj/item/scalpel,
+		/obj/item/hemostat,
+		/obj/item/circular_saw,
+		/obj/item/retractor,
+		/obj/item/cautery
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/doctor
 	name = "Medical Doctor"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
index 171e0cef8a..84d6bcb1a7 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,10 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_MIME
 
 	threat = 0
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/baguette
+	)
 
 /datum/job/mime/after_spawn(mob/living/carbon/human/H, client/C)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm
index 2b374921be..73f6c5da5e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/paramedic.dm
@@ -23,6 +23,10 @@
 	threat = 0.5
 
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/surgery, /datum/skill_modifier/job/affinity/surgery)
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/firstaid/ancient/heirloom
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/paramedic
 	name = "Paramedic"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm
index 06eafe649b..20a2f463f5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/prisoner.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,10 @@
 	plasma_outfit = /datum/outfit/plasmaman/prisoner
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_PRISONER
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/pen/blue
+	)
 
 /datum/job/prisoner/get_latejoin_spawn_point()
 	return get_roundstart_spawn_point()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
index 8ea7579127..dd79768282 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,11 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_QUARTERMASTER
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/insanity)
 	threat = 0.5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/stamp,
+		/obj/item/stamp/denied
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/quartermaster
 	name = "Quartermaster"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
index 178bcc3188..606c34af5e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
@@ -38,6 +38,10 @@
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/level/wiring)
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/insanity)
 	threat = 5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/rd
 	name = "Research Director"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
index 6f7b91571b..0e48467d91 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,10 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_ROBOTICIST
 	threat = 1
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/figure/borg
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/roboticist
 	name = "Roboticist"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
index 10e3f58594..4bdbe6833b 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,10 @@
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/level/wiring/basic)
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_SCIENTIST
 	threat = 1.2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/scientist
 	name = "Scientist"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
index 1b06d050b7..b1f7475da5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,11 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_SECURITY_OFFICER
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/nonviolent, /datum/quirk/paraplegic, /datum/quirk/blindness, /datum/quirk/monophobia)
 	threat = 2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/beret/sec
+	)
 
 /datum/job/officer/get_access()
 	var/list/L = list()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm
index e693335779..c6192280c7 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/shaft_miner.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,11 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_SHAFT_MINER
 
 	threat = 1.5
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/pickaxe/mini,
+		/obj/item/shovel
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/miner
 	name = "Shaft Miner (Lavaland)"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
index e2248362d0..58822dc4c5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
@@ -27,6 +27,15 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_STATION_ENGINEER
 
 	threat = 1
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat,
+		/obj/item/screwdriver/brass/family,
+		/obj/item/wrench/brass/family,
+		/obj/item/weldingtool/mini, // No brass family variant
+		/obj/item/crowbar/brass/family,
+		/obj/item/wirecutters/brass/family
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/engineer
 	name = "Station Engineer"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
index be844be529..423a65048f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,10 @@
 	threat = 1.5
 
 	starting_modifiers = list(/datum/skill_modifier/job/surgery, /datum/skill_modifier/job/affinity/surgery)
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/virologist
 	name = "Virologist"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
index 8e3ef5a253..714c599024 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
@@ -29,6 +29,10 @@
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_WARDEN
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/mute, /datum/quirk/brainproblems, /datum/quirk/nonviolent, /datum/quirk/paraplegic, /datum/quirk/blindness, /datum/quirk/monophobia)
 	threat = 2
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law
+	)
 
 /datum/job/warden/get_access()
 	var/list/L = list()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
index 94e0685e62..10f064423c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
@@ -231,6 +231,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_race_names)
 	///For custom overrides for species ass images
 	var/icon/ass_image
 
+	/// List of family heirlooms this species can get with the family heirloom quirk. List of types.
+	var/list/family_heirlooms
+
 ///////////
 // PROCS //
 ///////////
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/bugmen.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/bugmen.dm
index bddb0cdc56..1e58e995c2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/bugmen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/bugmen.dm
@@ -24,3 +24,7 @@
 	allowed_limb_ids = list("insect","apid","moth","moth_not_greyscale")
 
 	eye_type = "insect"
+	
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/flashlight/lantern/heirloom_moth
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm
index e0a9bcaa36..2820726313 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(dwarf_last, world.file2list("strings/names/dwarf_last.txt")) //
 	species_language_holder = /datum/language_holder/dwarf
 	species_category = SPECIES_CATEGORY_BASIC //a kind of human
 
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		// Dwarves get a dwarf mug as their heirloom (normal container but has manly dorf icon)
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/dwarf_mug
+	)
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/species/dwarf //species admin spawn path
 	race = /datum/species/dwarf //and the race the path is set to.
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/felinid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/felinid.dm
index eee5757b46..beebbb1dfd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/felinid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/felinid.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@
 	wagging_type = "mam_waggingtail"
 	species_category = SPECIES_CATEGORY_FURRY
 	ass_image = 'icons/ass/asscat.png'
+	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/toy/cattoy)
 
 /datum/species/human/felinid/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species, pref_load)
 	if(ishuman(C))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/ipc.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/ipc.dm
index 8c9e6bcd4f..f6749dde06 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/ipc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/ipc.dm
@@ -37,6 +37,11 @@
 	species_category = SPECIES_CATEGORY_ROBOT
 	wings_icons = SPECIES_WINGS_ROBOT
 
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		// Gives a broken powercell for flavor text!
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/cell/family
+	)
+
 	var/datum/action/innate/monitor_change/screen
 
 /datum/species/ipc/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/human/C)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm
index 9ecf25a3a6..6f48d9022d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm
@@ -34,6 +34,10 @@
 	ass_image = 'icons/ass/assslime.png'
 	blacklisted_quirks = list(/datum/quirk/glass_bones)
 
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie
+	)
+
 /datum/species/jelly/on_species_loss(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	C.faction -= "slime"
 	if(ishuman(C))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/lizardpeople.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/lizardpeople.dm
index c334e6ef3e..ffdc23a5a7 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/lizardpeople.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/lizardpeople.dm
@@ -33,6 +33,10 @@
 
 	ass_image = 'icons/ass/asslizard.png'
 
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/lizardplushie
+	)
+
 /datum/species/lizard/random_name(gender,unique,lastname)
 	if(unique)
 		return random_unique_lizard_name(gender)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/synthliz.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/synthliz.dm
index aa853ee551..a209da270f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/synthliz.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/synthliz.dm
@@ -36,3 +36,8 @@
 	wagging_type = "mam_waggingtail"
 	species_category = SPECIES_CATEGORY_ROBOT
 	wings_icons = SPECIES_WINGS_ROBOT
+
+	family_heirlooms = list(
+		// They're also robots
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/cell/family
+	)
diff --git a/icons/obj/storage.dmi b/icons/obj/storage.dmi
index 27ad84b1a4..3204b36cc5 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/storage.dmi and b/icons/obj/storage.dmi differ