diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
index 3d76390ce1..0593a3c8f8 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
@@ -175,6 +175,7 @@
 	#define SPEECH_LANGUAGE 5
 //	#define SPEECH_IGNORE_SPAM 6
 //	#define SPEECH_FORCED 7
+#define COMSIG_MOB_ANTAG_ON_GAIN "mob_antag_on_gain"			//from base of /datum/antagonist/on_gain(): (antag_datum)
 
 // /mob/living signals
 #define COMSIG_LIVING_REGENERATE_LIMBS "living_regenerate_limbs"	//from base of /mob/living/regenerate_limbs(): (noheal, excluded_limbs)
diff --git a/code/datums/elements/flavor_text.dm b/code/datums/elements/flavor_text.dm
index 373647d6f5..5e0c581ec9 100644
--- a/code/datums/elements/flavor_text.dm
+++ b/code/datums/elements/flavor_text.dm
@@ -114,6 +114,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(mobs_with_editable_flavor_text) //et tu, hacky code
 
 //subtypes with additional hooks for DNA and preferences.
 /datum/element/flavor_text/carbon
+	//list of antagonists etcetera that should have nothing to do with people's snowflakes.
+	var/static/list/i_dont_even_know_who_you_are = typecacheof(list(/datum/antagonist/abductor, /datum/antagonist/ert,
+													/datum/antagonist/nukeop, /datum/antagonist/official, /datum/antagonist/wizard))
 
 /datum/element/flavor_text/carbon/Attach(datum/target, text = "", _name = "Flavor Text", _addendum, _max_len = MAX_FLAVOR_LEN, _always_show = FALSE, _edit = TRUE)
 	if(!iscarbon(target))
@@ -144,3 +147,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(mobs_with_editable_flavor_text) //et tu, hacky code
 
 /datum/element/flavor_text/carbon/proc/unset_flavor(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	texts_by_atom[user] = ""
+
+/datum/element/flavor_text/carbon/proc/on_antag_gain(mob/living/carbon/user, datum/antagonist/antag)
+	if(is_type_in_typecache(antag, i_dont_even_know_who_you_are))
+		texts_by_atom[user] = ""
+		if(user.dna)
+			user.dna.features["flavor_text"] = ""
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
index e19feea582..11db7f37c8 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@
 		return FALSE
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 	for(var/mob/living/L in T)
-		if(L.anchored || horizontal && L.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_TINY && L.density)
+		if(L.move_resist >= MOVE_FORCE_VERY_STRONG || (horizontal && L.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_TINY && L.density))
 			if(user)
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>There's something large on top of [src], preventing it from opening.</span>" )
 			return FALSE
@@ -133,7 +133,7 @@
 		if(closet != src && !closet.wall_mounted)
 			return FALSE
 	for(var/mob/living/L in T)
-		if(L.anchored || horizontal && L.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_TINY && L.density)
+		if(L.move_resist >= MOVE_FORCE_VERY_STRONG || horizontal && L.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_TINY && L.density)
 			if(user)
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>There's something too large in [src], preventing it from closing.</span>")
 			return FALSE
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@
 		if(!isliving(AM)) //let's not put ghosts or camera mobs inside closets...
 			return FALSE
 		var/mob/living/L = AM
-		if(L.anchored || L.buckled || L.incorporeal_move || L.has_buckled_mobs())
+		if(L.move_resist >= MOVE_FORCE_VERY_STRONG || L.buckled || L.incorporeal_move || L.has_buckled_mobs())
 			return FALSE
 		if(L.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_TINY) // Tiny mobs are treated as items.
 			if(horizontal && L.density)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_datum.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_datum.dm
index 2e3626dd4c..19845be315 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_datum.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_datum.dm
@@ -75,6 +75,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(antagonists)
 		remove_blacklisted_quirks()
 		if(is_banned(owner.current) && replace_banned)
 			replace_banned_player()
+		SEND_SIGNAL(owner.current, COMSIG_MOB_ANTAG_ON_GAIN, src)
 
 /datum/antagonist/proc/is_banned(mob/M)
 	if(!M)