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+/*		BALLS - GLORIOUS BALLS
+//
+//	Includes:-
+//		1) Tennis balls, lines 10 - 92
+//
+//
+//
+*/
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis
+	name = "tennis ball"
+	desc = "A classical tennis ball. It appears to have faint bite marks scattered all over its surface."
+	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/balls.dmi'
+	icon_state = "tennis_classic"
+	lefthand_file = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/inhands/balls_left.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/inhands/balls_right.dmi'
+	item_state = "tennis_classic"
+	alternate_worn_icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/mouthball.dmi'
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_HEAD | ITEM_SLOT_NECK | ITEM_SLOT_EARS	//Fluff item, put it wherever you want!
+	throw_range = 14
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/pre_altattackby(atom/A, mob/living/user, params)	//checks if it can do right click memes
+	altafterattack(A, user, TRUE, params)
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/altafterattack(atom/target, mob/living/carbon/user, proximity_flag, click_parameters)	//does right click memes
+	if(istype(user))
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] waggles [src] at [target].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You waggle [src] at [target].</span>")
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/rainbow
+	name = "pseudo-euclidean interdimensional tennis sphere"
+	desc = "A tennis ball from another plane of existance. Really groovy."
+	icon_state = "tennis_rainbow"
+	item_state = "tennis_rainbow"
+	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/squeeze)		//Giving the masses easy access to unilimted honks would be annoying
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/rainbow/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/squeak)
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/rainbow/izzy	//izzyinbox's donator item
+	name = "Katlin's Ball"
+	desc = "A tennis ball that's seen a good bit of love, being covered in a few black and white hairs and slobber."
+	icon_state = "tennis_izzy"
+	item_state = "tennis_izzy"
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/red	//da red wuns go fasta
+	name = "red tennis ball"
+	desc = "A red tennis ball. It goes three times faster!"
+	icon_state = "tennis_red"
+	item_state = "tennis_red"
+	throw_speed = 9
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/yellow	//because yellow is hot I guess
+	name = "yellow tennis ball"
+	desc = "A yellow tennis ball. It seems to have a flame-retardant coating."
+	icon_state = "tennis_yellow"
+	item_state = "tennis_yellow"
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/green	//pestilence
+	name = "green tennis ball"
+	desc = "A green tennis ball. It seems to have an impermeable coating."
+	icon_state = "tennis_green"
+	item_state = "tennis_green"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.9
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/cyan	//electric
+	name = "cyan tennis ball"
+	desc = "A cyan tennis ball. It seems to have odd electrical properties."
+	icon_state = "tennis_cyan"
+	item_state = "tennis_cyan"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0.9
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/blue	//reliability
+	name = "blue tennis ball"
+	desc = "A blue tennis ball. It seems ever so slightly more robust than normal."
+	icon_state = "tennis_blue"
+	item_state = "tennis_blue"
+	max_integrity = 300
+
+/obj/item/toy/tennis/purple	//because purple dyes have high pH and would neutralize acids I guess
+	name = "purple tennis ball"
+	desc = "A purple tennis ball. It seems to have an acid-resistant coating."
+	icon_state = "tennis_purple"
+	item_state = "tennis_purple"
+	resistance_flags = ACID_PROOF
+
+/datum/action/item_action/squeeze
+	name = "Squeak!"