diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm b/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm
index 4a3618e941..9a2b6473af 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 #define WACKY		"Wacky"
 #define MUT_MUTE	"Mute"
 #define SMILE		"Smile"
+#define STONER		"Stoner"
 #define UNINTELLIGABLE		"Unintelligable"
 #define SWEDISH		"Swedish"
 #define CHAV		"Chav"
diff --git a/code/datums/mutations.dm b/code/datums/mutations.dm
index caab422e8b..05e4f4d458 100644
--- a/code/datums/mutations.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mutations.dm
@@ -608,6 +608,23 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(mutations_list)
 		message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," getting my kicks ")
 	return trim(message)
 
+/datum/mutation/human/stoner
+	name = "Stoner"
+	quality = NEGATIVE
+	dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
+	text_gain_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel...totally chill, man!</span>"
+	text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel like you have a better sense of time.</span>"
+
+/datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
+	..()
+	owner.grant_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
+	owner.remove_language(/datum/language/common)
+
+/datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
+	..()
+	owner.grant_language(/datum/language/common)
+	owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
+
 /datum/mutation/human/laser_eyes
 	name = "Laser Eyes"
 	quality = POSITIVE
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm
index 6100b296ed..0bda03c667 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm
@@ -377,6 +377,10 @@
 	icon_state = "sleeper"
 	flavour_text = "You are a beach bum!"
 
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/beach/equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	..()
+	H.dna.add_mutation(STONER)
+
 /////////////////Officers+Nanotrasen Security//////////////////////
 
 /obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/bridgeofficer
diff --git a/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm b/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..84c75c9ca4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/language/beachbum.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+/datum/language/beachbum
+	name = "Beach Bumbian"
+	desc = "For when you're too toasted to speak normally."
+	speech_verb = "mumbles"
+	ask_verb = "grills"
+	exclaim_verb = "hollers"
+	key = "u"
+	space_chance = 85
+	default_priority = 90
+	syllables = list("cowabunga", "rad", "radical", "dudes", "bogus", "weeed", "every",
+					"dee", "dah", "woah", "surf", "blazed", "high", "heinous", "day",
+					"brah", "bro", "blown", "catch", "body", "beach", "oooo", "twenty",
+					"shiz", "phiz", "wizz", "pop", "chill", "awesome", "dude", "it",
+					"wax", "stoked", "yes", "ding", "way", "no", "wicked", "aaaa",
+					"cool", "hoo", "wah", "wee", "man", "maaaaaan", "mate", "wick",
+					"oh", "ocean", "up", "out", "rip", "slide", "big", "stomp",
+					"weed", "pot", "smoke", "four-twenty", "shove", "wacky", "hah",
+					"sick", "slash", "spit", "stoked", "shallow", "gun", "party",
+					"heavy", "stellar", "excellent", "triumphant", "babe", "four",
+					"tail", "trim", "tube", "wobble", "roll", "gnarly", "epic")
+
+	icon_state = "beach"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/status_procs.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/status_procs.dm
index 4e80477e6b..f1ff497a2a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/status_procs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/status_procs.dm
@@ -20,3 +20,16 @@
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
 		update_hair()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/set_drugginess(amount)
+	..()
+	if(!amount)
+		remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/adjust_drugginess(amount)
+	..()
+	if(!dna.check_mutation(STONER))
+		if(druggy)
+			grant_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
+		else
+			remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..11c501c6f6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+diff a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm	(rejected hunks)
+@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
+ 		/datum/language/codespeak,
+ 		/datum/language/monkey,
+ 		/datum/language/narsie,
++		/datum/language/beachbum,
+ 		/datum/language/ratvar
+ 	))
+ 
diff --git a/icons/misc/language.dmi b/icons/misc/language.dmi
index 081bbf1aa3..f4894c2b90 100644
Binary files a/icons/misc/language.dmi and b/icons/misc/language.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme.rej b/tgstation.dme.rej
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..6f5a5fec15
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tgstation.dme.rej
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+diff a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme	(rejected hunks)
+@@ -1390,6 +1390,7 @@
+ #include "code\modules\jobs\job_types\security.dm"
+ #include "code\modules\jobs\job_types\silicon.dm"
+ #include "code\modules\jobs\map_changes\map_changes.dm"
++#include "code\modules\language\beachbum.dm"
+ #include "code\modules\language\codespeak.dm"
+ #include "code\modules\language\common.dm"
+ #include "code\modules\language\draconic.dm"